2000 Master List

Alphabetical listing of all picks

KEY

E = E-Brake

W = The Wishman

SG = The Single Guy

DNK = DrunkAsASkunk

Z = Zero

IMB = I.M. Balm

MAT = Mrs. Atti Tude

ZL = Zombie Lotto

SA = Sub-All

CF = Cannibal Feast

EDT = Editer42

MON = Monte

KIN = Kindredkind

SKIP = The Mighty Skippy

BL = Bloodlust

FF = Famous Fertilizer

NS = Nightstalker

DOT = The Dot Com Mortician

AB = AbraCadaver

DC = DeadCoumpy

SJ = Scary Jerk

TKG = Thrillkillgirl

A

Don Adams- IMB
Mortimer Adler - ZL
Carl Albert 02/04 - EDT
Eddie Albert - SG
Muhammad Ali - W
Ed Ames - IMB
Louis Anderson - SA
Patty Andrews - W
Rene Angelil - SA
Jennifer Aniston - MON
Yassir Arafat - CF
David Arquette - KIN
John Astin - CF

B

Barbara Bain - KIN
Conrad Bain - MAT
Carl Barks 08/25 - SA
Bob Barker - MAT
Billy Barty 12/23 - W
Drew Barrymore -DC
Abe Beame - ZL
Saul Bellow - EDT
Tony Bennett - KIN
Lloyd Bentsen - DOT
Ingmar Bergman - E
Milton Berle - SG
Ali Bin Laden - W
Joey Bishop - MAT
"Classy" Freddie Blassie - SJ
Victor Borge 12/23 - SG
Ray Bradbury - EDT
Don Bradman - DNK
Marlon Brando - SG
Jimmy Breslin - E
Wilford Brimley - IMB
Foster Brooks - E
Phil Brown - NS
Eileen Brennan - W
Don Budge 01/26 - DNK
Lew Burdette - TKG
Barbara Bush - Z
George Bush Sr. - SKIP

C

Frank Cady - SA
Sid Caesar - BL
Michael Caine - TKG
Kitty Carlisle - SA
Johnny Carson - DOT
Dame Barbara Cartland 05/21 - E
Johnny Cash - DNK
Fidel Castro - TKG
Jackie Chan - DC
Dick Cheney - DC
Mdm. Chiang Kai-Shek - W
Julia Child - W
Imogene Coca - W
Sean "Puffy" Combs - BL
Perry Como - DNK
Alistair Cooke - E
Jackie Cooper - MAT
Courteney Cox - MON
Alan Cranston 12/31 - W
Hume Cronyn - E
David Crosby - AB
Tony Curtis - SKIP

D

Rodney Dangerfield - MAT
Jimmie Davis 11/05 - W
Richard Dawson - AB
Michael DeBakey - EDT
Don Deluise - IMB
Robert DeNiro - BL
Danny DeVito - FF
John Diamond - DNK
Andy Dick - W
Little Jimmie Dickens - IMB
Phyllis Diller - MAT
Larry Doby - TKG
Snoop Doggy Dog - DC
Phil Donahue - AB
James Doohan - KIN
Kirk Douglas - SG
Michael Douglas (actor) - AB
Ellen Albertini Dow - NS
Robert Downey, Jr. - SG
Morton Downey, Jr. - DNK
Olympia Dukakis - SJ
Ian Dury 03/27 - E
Bob Dylan - FF

E

Clint Eastwood - KIN
Buddy Ebsen - SG
Gertrude Ederle - DNK
Ralph Edwards - IMB
Dale Evans - DNK

F

King Fahd - E
Marianne Faithful - Z
Louis Farrakhan - E
Major Ron Ferguson - DNK
Sarah Ferguson - TKG
Larry Flynt - FF
Peter Fonda - NS
Hiram Fong - ZL
Michael Foot - DNK
Gerald Ford - DOT
Glen Ford - MAT
Arlene Francis - EDT
Annette Funicello - W

G

Zas Zsa Gabor - KIN
John Galbraith - ZL
Leif Garrett - SJ
Bill Gates - MON
Sir John Gielgud 05/21 - E
Frank Gifford - MON
Kathie Lee Gifford - MON
Elian Gonzalez - SKIP
John Gotti - SG
John Goodman - IMB
Rev. Billy Graham - E
Katherine Graham - EDT
Sammy "The Bull" Gravano - BL
Tom Green - BL
Andy Griffith - SG
Rudy Giuliani - DOT
Robert Guillaume - CF
Alec Guinness 08/05 - EDT

H

Larry Hagman - SG
Lord Hailshim - DNK
Alan Hale, Jr - DOT
Lionel Hampton - W
Larry Harmon - SJ
Charles Hartshorne - ZL
Richard Hatch ("Survivor") - AB
Vaclav Havel - DNK
Steven Hawking - E
Hugh Hefner - SG
Dr. Henry Heimlich - AB
Katherine Hepburn - E
Charlton Heston - DOT
Alex Higgins - DNK
Myrah Hindley - DNK
Thora Hird- DNK
Judd Hirsch - KIN
Al Hirschfeld - ZL
John Lee Hooker - SG
Bob Hope - DNK
Whitney Houston - DOT
Major Ron Ferguson - DNK
Saddam Hussein - TKG

I

J

Ron Jeremy - FF
Pope John Paul II - W
Arte Johnson - SG
Lady Bird Johnson - DNK
Magic Johnson - DC
Russell Johnson - SG
Jack Jones (trade unionist) - DNK
Princess Juliana - E

K

Gin Kanie - SA
Kenneth Kaunda - DNK
Elia Kazan - E
Howard Keel - E
Ted Kennedy - SKIP
Deborah Kerr - DNK
Bob Keeshan - IMB
Harvey Keitel - BL
Alan King - SKIP
B.B. King - SKIP
Larry King - SJ
Rodney King - DOT
Kathy Kinney - TKG
Durward Kirby 03/15 - W
Werner Klemperer 12/06 - SA
Jack Klugman - SG
Evel Knievel - SG
Bobby Knight - AB
Don Knotts - SJ
Kris Kristofferson - NS
Stanley Kunitz - ZL

L

Martin Landau - KIN
Tom Landry 02/12 - E
Angela Lansbury - DC
Christopher Lee - NS
Jack Lemmon - NS
Jay Leno - MON
David Letterman - MON
Claude Levi-Strauss - EDT
Grandpa Al Lewis - SG
Jerry Lewis - CF
Anne Morrow Lindbergh - W
Art Linkletter - IMB
Christopher Lloyd - DOT

M

Norman Mailer - Z
Karl Malden - SG
George Martin - NS
Mike Mansfield - W
Jackie Mason - BL
Princess Margaret - DNK
Charlie Manson - Z
Walter Matthau 07/01 - E
Eugene McCarthy - W
Terence McKenna 04/03 - EDT
Mitch Miller - E
Spike Milligan - DNK
John Mills - ZL
Slobodon Milosovik - DC
Ricardo Montalban - CF
Dudley Moore - E
Mary Tyler Moore - CF
Harry Morgan - SG
Rupert Murdoch - SKIP

N

Jim Nabors - SG
Dowager Empress Nagako 06/17 - SA
Kin Narita 01/23 - SA
Julie Newmar - NS
Leonard Nimoy - NS
Nick Nolte - BL

O

Conan O'Brien - MON
Carroll O'Connor - SG
Donald O'Connor - IMB
Cardinal John O'Connor 05/04 - E
Leo Ornstein - DNK
Benjamin Orr 10/03- AB
Ozzie Osbourne - FF
Wayne Osmond - W

P

Jack Paar - E
Al Pacino - BL
Jack Palance - KIN
Arnold Palmer - FF
Don Pardo - FF
Rosa Parks - W
Floyd Patterson - CF
Les Paul - SG
Gregory Peck - KIN
House Peters Jr. (Mr. Clean) - CF
Oscar Peterson - W
Regis Philbin - Z
John Pinette - SJ
Augusto Pinochet - E
Joe Piscopo - FF
Sidney Poitier - TKG
Carlo Ponti - W
Chef Paul Prudhomme - SG
Richard Pryor - W

Q

Queen Elizabeth II - SKIP
Queen Mother - W
Anthony Quinn - SJ

R

Meinhardt Rabbe - EDT
Prince Rainier - DNK
Tony Randall - SKIP
Nancy Reagan - DOT
Ronald Reagan - W
Christopher Reeve - CF
Keith Richards - Z
Leni Riefenstahl - W
Phil Rizzuto - W
Andy Rooney - Z
Mickey Rooney - TKG
Roy (of "Sigfried & Roy") - AB

S

Pat Sajak - MON
Charles Schulz 02/12- W
Harry Secombe - DNK
William Shatner - DC
Artie Shaw - SG
Lord Shawcross - DNK
King Orodom Sihanouc - DNK
OJ Simpson - DC
Penny Singleton - E
Patti Smith - Z
Sam Snead - DNK
Ann Sothern - E
Frank Stanton - ZL
Ringo Starr - NS
Howard Stern - Z
Daryll Strawberry - SJ
Suharto - DNK
Julia Sweeney - W

T

Mr. T - E
Elizabeth Taylor - SG
Edward Teller - E
Brother Theodore - ZL
Hunter S. Thompson - SKIP
Strom Thurmond - SG
Jennifer Tilly - Z
Alex Trebek - MON
Pierre Trudeau 09/28 - AB

U

V

Dame Ninette de Valoise - DNK
Jim Varney 02/10 - CF
Abe Vigoda - SG
Jan Michael Vincent - SJ

W

Dennis Weaver - MAT
Scott Weiland - BL
Kitty Wells - SG
William Westmoreland - E
Richard Widmark - E
Billy Wilder - E
Ted Williams - SG
Fay Wray - W
Jane Wyman - MAT

Y

Boris Yeltsin - SG
Alan Young - SA
Loretta Young 08/12 - MAT
Neil Young - FF

Z

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