A |
|---|
| Red Adair - BGUY |
| Don Adams – CHICK |
| Bhumibol Adulyadej (Thai King) – CHICK |
| Christina Aguilera - REN |
| Emperor Akihito - MAFIA |
| "Captain" Lou Albano - SKIP |
| Eddie Albert - WARD |
| Buzz Aldrin - SKITZ |
| Muhammad Ali - W |
| James Van Allen (scientist) – DISCO |
| Svetlana Alliluyeva - TLAZ |
| June Allyson - MORTY |
| Ed Ames - BALM |
| Louie Anderson - SUB |
| Patty Andrews - W |
| Rene Angelil - SUB |
| Le Duc Anh - MAFIA |
| Franz Antel - ZAPP |
| Yassir Arafat - DARK |
| Neil Armstrong - WIG |
| James Arness - YERS |
| Eddie Arnold - LUX |
| Leon Askin - CAN |
| Ed Asner - KCHJ |
| Brooke Astor – MAFIA |
| Bea Arthur - NUT |
| Louis Auchinsloss – DISCO |
| Red Auerbach - CHOC |
| Richard Avedon – DISCO |
| Dan Aykroyd - ABRA |
B |
|---|
 Hank Ballard 03/02 - DARK |
| Lauren Bacall – CHICK |
| Steve Ballmer (Micro$oft CEO) - BEAT |
| Moe Bandy - RAVE |
| Joseph Barbera – E |
| Bob Barker – CHICK |
| Sonny Barger – GUN |
| Barbara Barrie – W |
| Marion Barry - MAMA |
| John Barth - TRENCH |
| Sammy Baugh - MEGA |
| Frances Bay - E |
| Saul Bellow - SLAB |
| Tom Benson - KCHJ |
| Yogi Berra - NICK |
| Chuck Berry - SKIP |
| Hans Bethe – DISCO |
| Turhan Bey - SLAB |
| Ronnie Biggs - MAFIA |
| Joey Bishop - NUT |
| Shirley Temple Black - SKITZ |
| “Classie” Freddie Blassie 06/02 - GENT |
| Bjork - DBH |
| Terry Bollea (Hulk Hogan) - BEAT |
| Tommy Bond - CUTE |
| Bobby Bonds 08/23 - KCHJ |
| Ernest Borgnine - MIGS |
| Tom Bosley - MISH |
| Scotty Bowman - LADY |
| Peter Boyle - CRAB |
| Ray Bradbury - NUT |
| Ian Brady - E |
| Jim Brady - SUB |
| Sarah Brady - E |
| Marlon Brando - TEMP |
| Wilford Brimley - GENT |
| David Brinkley 06/11 - KMS |
| Mel Brooks - NICK |
| Dr. Joyce Brothers - SICLE |
| James Brown - NICK |
| Art Buchwald - WARD |
| William F. Buckley, Jr. - GUN |
| Warren Buffett – CHICK |
| Lew Burdette - SLAB |
| Chris Burke - CRAB |
| R.L. Burnside – CHICK |
| Steve Buscemi - PALL |
| Gary Busey - PHIL |
| Barbara Bush (Dubya Mom) - VW |
| George H. W. Bush (Dubya Dad) - SKIP |
| George W. Bush (Dubya) - GENT |
| Red Buttons - CUTE |
| Earl Butz - MEGA |
C |
|---|
| James Caan - DBH |
| Frank Cady - W |
| Sid Caeser - MISH |
| Harry Carey, Jr. - SUB |
| Mariah Carey - SICLE |
| Jeanne Carmen - SKIP |
| Art Carney 11/09 - E |
| Johnny Carson - TEMP |
| Jimmy Carter - RIG |
| Henri Cartier-Bresson - YERS |
| June Carter Cash 05/15 - SKIP |
| Johnny Cash 09/11 - W |
| Fidel Castro - TEMP |
| 50 Cent - PHIL |
| Carol Channing - RIG |
| Geraldine Chaplin - SICLE |
| Cyd Charisse - REN |
| Chevy Chase - DBH |
| Pres. Hugo Chavez (Venezuela) - MAMA |
| Chubby Checker - PALL |
| Dick Cheney - WARD |
| Julia Child - WARD |
| Tom Christerson 02/07 - BALM |
| Yukichi Chuganji 09/28 - SUB |
| Tom Clancy - MAFIA |
| Dick Clark - LADY |
| Mary Higgins Clarke - SLAB |
| Arthur C. Clarke - BGUY |
| Beverly Cleary - W |
| Donn Clendenon - E |
| Bill Clinton - WIG |
| Gary Coleman - TRENCH |
| Joan Collins - REN |
| Michael Collins (astronaut) – DISCO |
| Sean "P. Diddy" Combs - VW |
| Myron Cope - PHIL |
| Tim Conway - MISH |
| Alistair Cooke - TOE |
| Irwin Corey - EDIT |
| Archibald Cox - TLAZ |
| Francis Crick - EDIT |
| Walter Cronkite - TEMP |
| Hume Cronyn 06/15 - GENT |
| Tony Curtis - MISH |
| Constance Cummings – DISCO |
D |
|---|
| Paul Daisley 06/18 - RAVE |
| Dick Dale - PALL |
| Rodney Dangerfield - WARD |
| Ram Dass - BGUY |
| Ann B. Davis - CRAB |
| Ossie Davis - WAM |
| Skeeter Davis - E |
| Doris Day - KCHJ |
| Melvina Dean - SLAB |
| Michael DeBakey - TOE |
| Yvonne DeCarlo - DARK |
| Olivia deHavilland - CAN |
| Dino deLaurentiis - WARD |
| Millie Del Rubio - BGUY |
| Dom Deluise – GENT |
| Brian Dennehy - SICLE |
| Johnny Depp - PALL |
| Andy Dick - ABRA |
| Little Jimmy Dickens - LUX |
| Bo Diddley - WARD |
| Phyllis Diller - TEMP |
| Larry Doby 06/18 - SLAB |
| Bobby Doerr - SKITZ |
| Snoop Dogg - VW |
| Shannon Doherty - DBH |
| James Doohan - YERS |
| Michael Douglas - PHIL |
| Kirk Douglas - WARD |
| Ellen Albertini Dow - MIGS |
| Robert Downey, Jr. - WARD |
| Hugh Downs - KMS |
| Charles Durning - NUT |
| Pete Dye - MAFIA |
E |
|---|
| Dale Earnhardt, Jr. - PHIL |
| Roger Ebert - ABRA |
| Buddy Ebsen 07/06 - WARD |
| Bulent Ecevit - MAFIA |
| Gertrude Ederle 11/30 - MEGA |
| Blake Edwards - DARK |
| Ralph Edwards - EDIT |
| Will Eisner - MIGS |
| Jack Elam 10/20 - CUTE |
| Albert Ellis – CHICK |
| Eminem - W |
| Friedrich Engel - TOE |
| Joe Esterhas - MAFIA |
F |
|---|
| King Fahd - E |
| Jerry Falwell - WIG |
| Bob Feller - NICK |
| Freddy Fender - RAVE |
| Major Ronald Ferguson 03/16 - DAAS |
| Geraldine Ferraro - W |
| Harvey Fierstein - DBH |
| Larry Flynt - REN |
| Jared "Subway" Fogle - CRAB |
| Betty Ford - NICK |
| Gerald Ford - WARD |
| Glenn Ford - WAM |
| Harrison Ford - BEAT |
| Whitey Ford - RAVE |
| Joan Fontaine - KMS |
| Joseph Foss 01/01 - CHOC |
| Michael J. Fox - YERS |
| Aretha Franklin - TRENCH |
| Tommy Franks - NICK |
| Ace Frehley - GUN |
| Milton Friedman - MORTY |
| Dolores Fuller - KMS |
| Annette Funicello - W |
| Edward Furlong - NUT |
G |
|---|
| Zsa Zsa Gabor - WARD |
| John Kenneth Galbraith - TOE |
| Ernest Gallo - WAM |
| Michael Gambon - SICLE |
| James Garner - SKITZ |
| Betty Garrett - RIG |
| Gene Gene the Dancing Machine - E |
| Estelle Getty - NUT |
| Alice Ghostley - E |
| Miep Gies - MEGA |
| Art Gilmore - CUTE |
| Al Goldstein - REN |
| Ruben Gonzalez (BVSC) 12/8 - ZAPP |
| John Goodman - ABRA |
| Mikhail Gorbachev - WIG |
| Curt Gowdy - NICK |
| Rev. Billy Graham - WARD |
| Otto Graham - CHOC |
| Al Green - MAMA |
| Dick Gregory - WARD |
| Andy Griffith - TEMP |
| Hans Hermann Groer 03/24 - ZAPP |
| King Gyanendra of Nepal - TLAZ |
H |
|---|
| Otto Habsburg - ZAPP |
| Buddy Hackett 06/30 - SICLE |
| Merle Haggard - LUX |
| Larry Hagman - MIGS |
| Corey Haim - CRAB |
| Fred Hale - MRS |
| George Hamilton - WIG |
| Kitty Carlisle Hart - MEGA |
| Brett "The Hitman" Hart - SKIP |
| Stu Hart 10/16 - GENT |
| Paul Harvey - BALM |
| Stephen Hawking - MAFIA |
| Ronnie Hawkins - MAFIA |
| Vaclav Havel - RAVE |
| Sean Hayes - REN |
| Bobby “The Brain” Heenan - MAFIA |
| Johannes Heesters - ZAPP |
| Hugh Hefner - WARD |
| Jesse Helms - W |
| Lyle "Skitch" Henderson - MORTY |
| Katharine Hepburn 06/29 - W |
| Whitey Herzog - GUN |
| Charlton Heston - RIG |
| Alex Higgins - DAAS |
| Sir Edmund Hillary - YERS |
| Nicky Hilton - REN |
| Paris Hilton - REN |
| Gordon Hinckley - BGUY |
| Al Hirschfeld 01/20 - EDIT |
| Albert Hofmann - WAM |
| Lou Holtz - PHIL |
| Kamato Hongo 10/31 - MRS |
| Bob Hope 07/27 - WARD |
| Dolores Hope - RIG |
| Whitney Houston - YERS |
| Engelbert Humperdinck - WIG |
| Qusay Hussein 07/22 - RIG |
| Saddam Hussein - DARK |
| Uday Hussein 07/22 - SKIP |
I |
|---|
| Don Imus - W |
| Lux Interior - PALL |
J |
|---|
| LaToya Jackson - WIG |
| Mary Jackson - EDIT |
| Michael Jackson (king of PedOPhile) - WIG |
| Ahmed Johnson - SKIP |
| Earvin "Magic" Johnson - TRENCH |
| Lady Bird Johnson - E |
| Philip Johnson - TOE |
| George Jones - LUX |
| Jerry Jones - W |
| Harald Juhnke - ZAPP |
K |
|---|
| Ted Kaczynski - TRENCH |
| Mdme Chiang Kai-Shek 10/23 - W |
| Hamid Karzai - GENT |
| Gilbert Kauhi (Zulu) - E |
| Elia Kazan 09/28 - MEGA |
| Bob Keeshan - BALM |
| George Kennan - TLAZ |
| Kara Kennedy - KMS |
| Sen. Edward Kennedy - DBH |
| Ethel Kennedy - LADY |
| Eunice Kennedy-Shriver - E |
| Deborah Kerr - E |
| Barney Kessel - E |
| Richard Kiel - MORTY |
| Alan King - SLAB |
| B.B. King - KMS |
| Coretta Scott King– CHICK |
| Stephen King - KCHJ |
| Henry Kissinger - SICLE |
| Calvin Klein – CHICK |
| Jack Klugman - WARD |
| Evil Knievel - VW |
| Robbie Knievel - WARD |
| Wayne Knight - ABRA |
| Suge Knight - MAMA |
| Don Knotts - GENT |
| Johnny Knoxville - PHIL |
| Willem Kolff - TLAZ |
| Teddy Kollek - ZAPP |
| C. Everett Koop - MISH |
| Harvey Korman - SUB |
| Larry Kramer - WARD |
| Elisabeth Kubler-Ross - E |
| Stanley Kunitz – DISCO |
| Ashton Kutcher - DBH |
L |
|---|
| Osama bin Ladin - WARD |
| Frankie Laine - BALM |
| Martin Landau - MISH |
| Charles Lane - WAM |
| Artie Lange - ABRA |
| Angela Lansbury - MISH |
| Tommy LaSorda - MISH |
| Estee Lauder - GENT |
| Tom Laughlin - MAFIA |
| Norman Lear - KMS |
| Anna Lee - SLAB |
| Christopher Lee - DARK |
| Stan Lee - MIGS |
| Julian Lennon - REN |
| Claude Levi-Strauss - TOE |
| Grandpa Al Lewis - DARK |
| Jerry Lee Lewis - WARD |
| Jerry Lewis - MAFIA |
| Richard Lewis - CRAB |
| Gordon Lightfoot - MAFIA |
| Art Linkletter - BALM |
| Johnny Longden 02/14 - E |
| Al Lopez - TOE |
| Courtney Love - DBH |
| Loretta Lynn - LUX |
M |
|---|
| John Madden - ABRA |
| Lester Maddox 06/25 - W |
| Norman Mailer - SKITZ |
| Karl Malden - WARD |
| William Manchester - MAFIA |
| Nelson Mandela - MAMA |
| Winnie Mandela - VW |
| Charles Manson - VW |
| Marcel Marceau - CAN |
| Bam Margera - BEAT |
| Eva Marie-Saint - KMS |
| Jim Marshall (football) - MAFIA |
| Dick Martin - YERS |
| Sir George Martin - SKIP |
| Jackie Mason - ABRA |
| Ernst Mayr - TLAZ |
| Eugene McCarthy - W |
| Paul McCartney - BEAT |
| Rue McClanahan - NUT |
| Pat McCormick - E |
| Malcolm McDowell - CRAB |
| Phil McGraw - PHIL |
| Ian McKellan - PHIL |
| Ed McMahon - DARK |
| Robert McNamara - MORTY |
| Bill Melendez - MORTY |
| Dale Messick - MEGA |
| Russ Meyer - ABRA |
| Inge Meysel - ZAPP |
| George Mikan - CHOC |
| Arthur Miller - KMS |
| Mitch Miller - W |
| Sir John Mills - E |
| Slobodan Milosevic - MEGA |
| Art Modell - RAVE |
| Al Molinaro - WAM |
| Ricardo Montalban - MIGS |
| Mary Tyler Moore - TRENCH |
| Harry Morgan - MIGS |
| The Fabulous Moolah - BALM |
| Michael Moriarty - RAVE |
| Hosni Mubarek - SKITZ |
| Robert Mugabe - E |
| Brian Mulroney - RAVE |
| Stan Musial - NUT |
N |
|---|
| Joe Namath - LADY |
| Noel Neill - BALM |
| Roger Neilson 06/21 - E |
| Byron Nelson - GUN |
| Willie Nelson- LUX |
| Fayard Nicholas - EDIT |
| Leslie Nielson - PALL |
| Nick Nolte - DBH |
O |
|---|
| Steve-O. (jackass) - W |
| Johnny Oates - MAFIA |
| Donald O'Connor 09/27 - BALM |
| Angus Ogilvy - DAAS |
| Mullah Omar - MAFIA |
| Sydney Omarr 01/02 - E |
| Ryan O’Neal - MAFIA |
| Tatum O'Neal - LADY |
| Buck O’Neil - CAN |
| Ozzy Osbourne - CUTE |
| Sharon Osbourne - WARD |
| Jim Otto - MAFIA |
P |
|---|
| Jack Paar - TEMP |
| Norman Painting - DAAS |
| Jack Palance - VW |
| Arnold Palmer - LADY |
| Maurice Papon - E |
| Rosa Parks - W |
| Dolly Parton - PALL |
| Joe Paterno - PHIL |
| Floyd Patterson - CAN |
| Les Paul - WAM |
| Johnny PayCheck 02/18 - GUN |
| Gregory Peck 06/12 - WARD |
| I.M. Pei - MORTY |
| Itzhak Perlman - MAMA |
| Matthew Perry - NICK |
| House Peters, Jr. - CAN |
| Du Pinhua (world's oldest person) - SUB |
| Augusto Pinochet - MAFIA |
| Harold Pinter - MAFIA |
| Robert Plant - BEAT |
| Iggy Pop - SKITZ |
| Pope John Paul II - W |
| Edmund Pope - BGUY |
| Colin Powell - CUTE |
| Marcel Prawy 02/23 - ZAPP |
| Ray Price - LUX |
| Prince Rogers Nelson - BEAT |
| Prince Philip (Mr. QEII) - YERS |
| Princess Alice of Gloucester - DAAS |
| Princess Juliana of the Netherlands - TLAZ |
| William Proxmire - BGUY |
| Paul Prudhomme - W |
| Richard Pryor - E |
| Vladimir Putin - BEAT |
Q |
|---|
| Queen Elizabeth II - LADY |
| Muammar Qaddafi - BEAT |
R |
|---|
| Meinhardt Raabe -EDIT |
| Ted "Double Duty" Radcliffe - TLAZ |
| Charlotte Rae - RIG |
| Luise Rainer - EDIT |
| Prince Rainer - E |
| Patsy Ramsey - E |
| Tony Randall - CUTE |
| Thurl Ravenscroft - TOE |
| Nancy Reagan - CAN |
| Ronald Reagan - WARD |
| Charles Nelson Reilly - MISH |
| Janet Reno - VW |
| Debbie Reynolds - MIGS |
| Little Richard - PALL |
| Keith Richards – TEMP |
| Leni Riefenstahl 09/08 - W |
| Don Rickles - VW |
| Phil Rizzuto - SUB |
| Jake “The Snake” Roberts - DARK |
| Oral Roberts - BALM |
| David Rockefeller - CUTE |
| Rod Roddy 10/26 - W |
| Winston Rodney (Burning Spear) - MAMA |
| Randy Romero - MAFIA |
| Andy Rooney - MAMA |
| Mickey Rooney- RAVE |
| Diana Ross - YERS |
| Johnny Rotten - CRAB |
| Mickey Rourke - DBH |
| Jane Russell - YERS |
| Jim Ryan - DAAS |
S |
|---|
| Lou Saban - CHOC |
| Soupy Sales - CAN |
| J.D. Salinger - RIG |
| Juan Antonio Samaranch - CHOC |
| Isabel Sanford - BGUY |
| Ron Santo - E |
| Horatio Sanz - W |
| Chris Schenkel - CHOC |
| Max Schmeling - MAFIA |
| Marge Schott - MAFIA |
| Helmut Schmidt - ZAPP |
| Sherwood Schwartz - E |
| Arnold Schwarzenegger - REN |
| Willard Scott - ABRA |
| Vin Scully - MORTY |
| Earl Scruggs - GUN |
| Pete Seeger - MORTY |
| Bud Selig - LADY |
| Maurice Sendak - TRENCH |
| Yitzhak Shamir - WAM |
| Ariel Sharon - RIG |
| Artie Shaw - W |
| Lord Shawcross 07/10 - DAAS |
| George Beverly Shea - TOE |
| Carol Shields 07/16 - MAFIA |
| Robert Sargent Shriver - SLAB |
| King Sihanouk - MAFIA |
| Neil Simon - KMS |
| Cardinal Jaime Sin - BGUY |
| Penny Singleton 11/12 - TOE |
| Walter Sisulu 5/5 - TLAZ |
| Nikki Sixx - CRAB |
| Elena Slough 10/5 - MRS |
| Duke Snider - CHOC |
| Aleksander Solzeinitzen - TLAZ |
| Brett Somers - TRENCH |
| Suzanne Somers - WARD |
| Warren Spahn 11/24 - CHOC |
| Aaron Spelling - DAAS |
| Wendie Jo Sperber - WARD |
| Caroll Spinney - CRAB |
| Robert Stack 5/14 - MEGA |
| Ralph Stanley - LUX |
| Maureen Stapleton - SICLE |
| Scott Stapp - NUT |
| Howard Stern - WIG |
| Martha Stewart - SICLE |
| Ray Stevens - WIG |
| Jerry Stiller - MIGS |
| Darryl Strawberry - WARD |
| Mel Stottlemyre, Sr. - W |
| Barbra Streisand - PALL |
| Gloria Stuart - WAM |
| Suharto - MAFIA |
| Pat Summerall - KCHJ |
| Julia Sweeney - W |
T |
|---|
| Elizabeth Taylor - GENT |
| Koko Taylor - GUN |
| Edward Teller 09/09 - MEGA |
| Clark Terry - DAAS |
| Margaret Thatcher - RAVE |
| Hunter S. Thompson - SKIP |
| Jeremy Thorpe - DAAS |
| Strom Thurmond 06/26 - WARD |
| Paul Tibbets - DARK |
| Y.A. Tittle - CHOC |
| Rudy Tomjanovich - KCHJ |
| Rip Torn - CUTE |
| John Travolta - LADY |
| Ike Turner - KCHJ |
| Ted Turner - LADY |
| Desmond Tutu - SKITZ |
U |
|---|
| John Updike - PALL |
| President Alvaro Uribe (Colombia) - MAMA |
| Peter Ustinov - E |
| |
V |
|---|
| Dick Van Dyke - KMS |
| Eddie Van Halen - SICLE |
| Luther Vandross - RIG |
| Abe Vigoda - TEMP |
| Jan-Michael Vincent- SKITZ |
| Prince Bernard Von Bulow - SLAB |
| Max Von Sydow - SKITZ |
| Kurt Vonnegut - GUN |
W |
|---|
| Lyle Waggoner - MISH |
| Eli Wallach - MORTY |
| Irving Wallace - EDIT |
| Bernie Ward - NICK |
| Tex Watson - VW |
| Scott Weiland - KCHJ |
| Caspar Weinberger - WAM |
| Dr. Ruth Westheimer - TRENCH |
| Kitty Wells - GUN |
| Adam West - CUTE |
| Gen. William Westmoreland - W |
| Barry White 07/04 - MAFIA |
| Betty White - NUT |
| Slim Whitman – CHICK |
| Phyllis Whitney (author) – DISCO |
| Roger Whittaker - LUX |
| Simon Wiesenthal - CAN |
| Gene Wilder - TEMP |
| Hank Williams, Jr. - LUX |
| Dick Wilson - SUB |
| Henry Winkler - BEAT |
| Shelley Winters - W |
| Robert Wise – DISCO |
| John Wooden - CAN |
| Sheb Wooley 09/16 - MAFIA |
| Fay Wray - W |
| Jane Wyatt - EDIT |
| Jane Wyman – DISCO |
X |
|---|
Y |
|---|
| Chuck Yeager - TRENCH |
| Boris Yeltsin - WARD |
| Maharishi Mahesh Yogi - MIGS |
| Alan Young - SUB |
| Mae Young - BALM |
| Neil Young - MAMA |
Z |
|---|
| Louis Zamperini - BGUY |
| Warren Zevon 09/07 - E |
| Don Zimmer - KCHJ |
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