The Game ended at midnight Eastern!

Congratulations to our 2023 Major League champion THE LUXURY WOMAN with 7 fantastical hits, an exact repeat of last year! MJ wonders what he has to do to pass LUX - each year, always the bridesmaid. E snags 3rd place with a last-day 4th hit, while WARD and FOTO did not too shabby with 3 each. LUX snagged the drivers seat of the hearse for a repeat win!

TIME grabbed the lead in the Minors with an amazing 5th hit and will join us in the Majors for one season! GRIM and SPIN were just a bit behind with 3, and we had a tie for the next spot with 2 each for LADYK, NICK, PALL and GRODY. HEM, FIRE, OAF, HARV, EDIT and GSG each struck once. Huzzah!!

KEY:

The Major Leaguers:

LUX = The Luxury Woman
  

MJ = MJ
  

WARD = Mr. 50s
  

E = E-Brake
  

FOTO = Fotojrn
  

The Minor Leaguers:

HEM = Captain Hemlock

TIME = Time's Up

MORRI = Morrigan

HARV = The Stiffs

PALL = Vincent Pall

MAK = Mike_And_Kir

EDIT = Editer 43

GRODY = Mr. 80s

SPIN = Spinzo

GSG = Go See God

H2CO = The Embalmer

JAH = Just A Hobby

LADYK = Lady Karaoke

VIVA = Hector Vortac

FIRE = Fireball

CORGI = EIIR's Corgi

NICK = Necro Nick

ZAIR = Zairdoc

OAF = OAF

GRIM = Grim McGraw

NOLA = Dorian All Stars

Aaron Rodgers (Scumbag NFL QB) - FIRE
Abdullah the Butcher (Wrassler) - HARV
Abu al-Hussein al-Husseini al-Quraishi (ISIS leader and drone magnet) - MORRI (08/03) - OBITUARY PENDING
Akihito (Ex-Japan Emperor) - E
Al Jaffee (Mad Magazine Artist) - WARD (04/10)
Al Pacino (Actor) - CORGI
Al Roker (TV Weatherman) - WARD
Al Ruddy (Movie Producer) - CORGI
Alan Bergman (Songwriter) - LADYK
Alan Greenspan (Economist) - LUX
Alan Simpson (US Senator) - JAH
Alec Baldwin (Actor) - OAF
Andrew Tate (Vile Human Trafficker) - E
Andy Taylor (Duran Duran Guitarist) - MJ
Annabelle Gurwitch (Author) - WARD

Bam Margera (Jackass Trainwreck) - HARV
Barack Obama (Ex-US President) - ZAIR
Barbara Eden (Actress) - FOTO
Barbara Feldon (Actress) - GRIM
Barbara Rush (Actress) - GRODY
Barry Switzer (NFL) - H2CO
Ben Stiller (Actor) - MAK
Benjamin Berell Ferencz (Nuremberg Prosecutor) - TIME (04/07)
Bernard Kalb (Journalist) - HEM (01/08)
Bill Archer (US Rep) - JAH
Bill Butler (Cinematographer) - GRODY (04/05)
Bill Clinton (Ex-US President) - CORGI
Bill Cosby (Vile Rapist) - E
Bill Hayes (Singer, Actor) - LUX
Bill Maz Mazeroski (MLB HOF) - HARV
Bob Barker (Gameshow Host) - LUX (08/26)
Bob Eubanks (Gameshow Host) - E
Bob Lilly (NFL) - H2CO
Bob Newhart (Comedy Legend) - MJ
Bob Pettit (NBA Player) - HEM
Bobby Charlton (English Footballer) - TIME (10/21)
Bobby Knight (Angry College Hoops Coach) - SPIN (11/01)
Bobby Shantz (MLB Pitcher) - NICK
Brandon Brown (Scumbag NASCAR Driver) - FIRE
Brian Wilson (Beach Boy) - VIVA
Bruce Willis (Actor) - MORRI
Bud Grant (Coach) - LADYK (03/11)
Burt Bacharach (Iconic Songwriter) - WARD (02/08)
Buzz Aldrin (Astronaut) - FOTO

Caren Marsh Doll (Actress) - WARD
Carol Kaye (Wrecking Crew Bassist) - NOLA
Carole Cook (Actress) - LUX (01/11)
Carolyn Bryant (Vile Accuser of Emmett Till) - E (04/25)
Celine Dion (Singer and Canadian icon) - NICK
Charles Grassley (Ancient Senator) - NICK
Charles Ogletree (Barack Obama Mentor) - SPIN (08/04)
Charles Sobhraj (French Mass Murderer) - SPIN
Charlie Munger (American Oligarch) - TIME (11/28)
Charlie Rangel (US Rep) - JAH
Chuck Schumer (Senate Majority Leader) - ZAIR
Clint Eastwood (Actor/Director) - LADYK
Clint Hill (Author, JFK Secret Service) - WARD
Clive Barker (Author/Director) - PALL
Connie Francis (Singer) - VIVA
Corey Feldman (Misunderstood Actor) - CORGI

Dabney Coleman (Actor) - VIVA
Daniel Snyder (Vile NFL Owner) - E
Dave Cobra Parker (MLB) - HARV
David Attenborough (Natural Historian) - WARD
David Crosby (Rock Legend) - GSG (01/18)
David Oreck (Vacuum Cleaner Guy) - EDIT (02/15) - OBITUARY PENDING
Dennis Hastert (Vile Pedo) - E
Dianne Feinstein (Ancient Senator) - NICK (09/29)
Dick Button (Figure Skater) - FOTO
Dick Cavett (Talk Show Host) - GSG
Dick Cheney (Vile War Criminal) - LUX
Dick Groat (MLB) - HARV (04/27)
Dick Van Dyke (Iconic Actor) - LUX
Dick Vitale (Sports Personality) - MJ
Dikembe Mutombo (NBA Player) - HEM
Doc Severinsen (Tonight Show Bandleader) - EDIT
Dolly Parton (Music Icon) - MAK
Don King (Bad hair fighting promoter) - EDIT
Donald Trump (Scumbag Ex-Prez, Conman) - MAK
Donald Trump Jr. (Trainwreck son of Conman) - NICK
Doyle Brunson (Poker Legend) - SPIN (05/14)
Duane Eddy (Guitarist) - NOLA

Earl Campbell (NFL HOF) - H2CO
Earl Holliman (Actor) - SPIN
Ed Ames (Actor) - GRIM (05/21)
Ed Meese (Iran-Contra AG) - JAH
Edie McClurg (Actress) - HEM
Elisabeth Waldo (Violinist) - FOTO
Elliott Gould (Actor) - H2CO
Elroy Face (MLB) - HARV
Emmet Walsh (Actor) - WARD
Erich von Daniken (Godfather of Alien Conspiracy) - VIVA
Estelle Parsons (Actress) - GRODY
Ethel Kennedy (Kennedy) - FOTO
Eva Marie Saint (Actress) - FOTO

Francis Ford Coppola (Movie Director) - CORGI
Frank Borman (Astronaut) - EDIT (11/07)

Gabe Kaplan (Actor) - NOLA
Garrett Morris (SNL) - GRODY
Gary Glitter (Vile Abuser) - E
Gavin Newsom (Politician) - ZAIR
Gena Rowlands (Actress) - LADYK
Gene Hackman (Actor) - OAF
Gene Shalit (Walking Mustache, Movie Reviewer) - E
George Alagiah (BBC Newsreader) - FIRE (07/24)
George Clooney (Actor) - ZAIR
George Maharis (Actor) - GRIM (05/24)
George Mitchell (US Senator) - JAH
George Soros (Businessman) - OAF
Ghislaine Maxwell (Vile Abuser) - E
Gianni Carlo Russo (Actor) - NOLA
Gina Lollobrigida (Actress) - LUX (01/16)
Glynis Johns (Actress) - LUX
Gordon Lightfoot (Canadian Troubadour) - PALL (05/01)

Hal Linden (Actor) - PALL
Harrison Ford (Actor/Poor Pilot) - PALL
Harrison Ruffin Tyler (Presidential Scion) - HARV
Harry Belafonte (Singer) - MJ (04/25)
Harry Whittington (Cheney Target Practice) - MJ (02/04)
Harvey Weinstein (Vile Rapist) - E
Henry Kissinger (Vile War Criminal) - FOTO (11/29)
Herb Alpert (Musician) - VIVA
Hossein The Iron Shiek Khosrow (Wrassler) - PALL (06/07)
Hugh Jackman (Actor) - MAK
Hunter Biden (Political Hot Potato) - OAF

Ian McDiarmid (Actor) - H2CO
Imelda Marcos (Philippine Politician) - JAH
Iris Apfel (Fashion Icon) - FOTO

Jack Hanna (Vile Big Cat Abuser) - E
Jackie Chan (Action Star) - NOLA
Jair Bolsonaro (Vile Ex-Prez Of Brazil) - E
Jake The Snake Roberts (Wrassler) - MJ
James Baker III (Secretary of State) - JAH
James D. Watson (Double Helix Guy) - EDIT
James Earl Jones (Iconic Actor) - WARD
Jane Fonda (Hanoi Jane) - GSG
Janis Paige (Actress) - LUX
Jean Dolores Schmidt (Nun/Loyola Superfan) - HARV
Jeanette Lee (Pool Player Icon) - WARD
Jeff Bridges (The Dude) - PALL
Jefferson Beauregarde Sessions (Racist Ex-AG) - FIRE
Jeffrey Jones (Vile Abuser) - LUX
Jim Hacksaw Duggan (Wrassler) - H2CO
Jim Lovell (Astronaut) - GRIM
Jim Otto (Football player) - VIVA
Jimmy Carter (Ex-President) - MJ
Joanne Woodward (Actress) - MJ
Joe Biden (US President) - ZAIR
Joe Doering (Wrassler) - WARD
Joe Walsh (Rock legend) - VIVA
John Astin (Actor) - OAF
John Cullum (Actor) - VIVA
John Fetterman (Senator) - MORRI
John Oates (Singer) - H2CO
Johnny Gilbert (Gameshow Announcer) - E
Joni Mitchell (Folk Singer) - FIRE
Jonnie Irwin (British Presenter) - FOTO
Joseph Joe Exotic Maldonado-Passage (Scumbag Zookeeper) - FIRE
Joyce Randolph (Actress) - LUX
Judy Rankin (LPGA HoF Golfer) - NOLA
June Lockhart (Actress) - WARD

Kamala Harris (US Vice President) - ZAIR
Kanye West (Trainwreck Musician) - ZAIR
Karl Rove (Vile War Criminal) - E
Katherine Jackson (Jackson Family Matriarch) - SPIN
Keith Richards (Rolling Stone) - FIRE
Kid Cudi (Rapper) - MAK
Kim Jong-Un (Fearless Leader) - PALL
King Charles of England (Da King) - OAF
Kris Kristofferson (Musical Genius) - GSG
Kyrie Irving (Scumbag NBA Guard) - FIRE

Larry Pressler (Ex-Senator) - MORRI
Lee Grant (Actress) - LADYK
Leontyne Price (Opera Singer) - FIRE
Leslie Stahl (60 Minutes Host) - GSG
Linda Nolan (Singer) - FOTO
Linda Ronstadt (Singer) - LUX
Lisa Marie Presley (Princess of Rock & Roll) - NICK (01/12)
Lou Carnesecca (College Basketball Coach) - HARV
Louis Farrakhan (Nation of Islam Leader/Bigot) - FOTO
Lowell Weicker (US Senator) - JAH (06/28) - OBITUARY PENDING
Luis Aparicio (MLB HOF) - HARV

Magic Johnson (NBA Legend) - GRODY
Mahathir bin"Mohamad (Ex-PM of Malaysia) - TIME
Margaret Atwood (Author) - NOLA
Marilyn Bennett (Actress) - MORRI
Marion Ross (Actress) - LUX
Marla Gibbs (Actress) - OAF
Martha Firestone Ford (NFL Owner) - EDIT
Martin Cooper (Mobile Phone Guy) - EDIT
Martina Navratilova (Tennis Star) - LADYK
Marv Levy (NFL Coach) - HEM
Mary Quant (Designer) - LADYK (04/13)
Mel Brooks (Comedy Legend) - LUX
Michael C. Hall (Actor) - MAK
Michael Flatley (Lord of the Dance) - GRIM
Michael J. Fox (Actor) - NICK
Michael Tilson Thomas (Conductor) - FOTO
Michael York (Actor) - MJ
Mick Jagger (Rockstar) - CORGI
Mikheil Saakashvili (Ex-Prez of Georgia) - SPIN
Mitch McConnell (Evil Politico) - E

Nancy Olson (Actress) - GRIM
Nancy Pelosi (Former US House Speaker) - ZAIR
Narendra Modi (Scumbag PM of India) - FIRE
Ned Jarrett (NASCAR) - NOLA
Newton Minow (Ex-Chairman FCC) - LUX (05/06)
Nicholas Brady (US Senator) - JAH
Noam Chomsky (Father of Modern Linguistics) - VIVA
Norman Jewison (Director) - GRODY
Norman Lear (Comedy Legend) - FOTO (12/05)

OJ Simpson (Murderer) - MAK
Oprah Winfrey (TV Host) - ZAIR
Oscar Robertson (Basketball player) - VIVA
Ozzy Osbourne (Singer/Prince of Darkness) - PALL

Pat Robertson (Vile Televangelist) - MJ (06/08)
Patricia Routledge (Mrs. Bucket (that's BOO-kay!)) - GSG
Patrick Stewart (Actor) - MAK
Paul Dooley (Actor) - SPIN
Peggy Webber (Actress) - WARD
Pervez Musharraf (Vile Ex-Prez of Pakistan) - E (02/05)
Pete Wilson (Former CA Govenor) - NICK
Peter Angelos (Baseball Owner) - MJ
Peter Marshall (Gameshow Host) - WARD
Peter Max (Artist) - MJ
Peter Yarrow (Music Icon) - FOTO
Phil Collins (Singer) - H2CO
Phyllis Coates (Actress) - LUX (10/11)
Phyllis Dalton (Costume Designer) - GRODY
Polly Holliday (Kiss Her Acting Grits) - HEM
Pope Francis (Da Pope) - GSG
Post Malone (Musician) - MAK
Prince Harry (British Royal Family Spare) - ZAIR
Priscilla Pointer (Actress) - GRODY
Prunella Scales (Actress) - TIME

Rachel Levine (US Asst Secr. of Health) - MORRI
Raquel Welch (Iconic Actress) - OAF (02/15)
Raul Castro (Ex-Prez of Cuba) - FOTO
Ray Anthony (Bandleader) - GRIM
Rebecca Schull (Actress) - LUX
Rhod Gilbert (British Comedian) - MORRI
Richard M. Sherman (Mary Poppins songwriter) - EDIT
Rita Moreno (Actress) - PALL
Robert DeNiro (Actor) - OAF
Robert Duvall (Actor) - CORGI
Robert Wagner (Actor, Murder Suspect) - GSG
Roberta Flack (Singer) - MJ
Roger Corman (Filmmaker) - EDIT
Roger Staubach (NFL HOF) - H2CO
Rolf Harris (Vile Abuser) - TIME (05/10)
Rosalynn Carter (Ex-First Lady) - LUX (11/19)
Rosemary Harris (Actress) - LADYK
Rupert Murdoch (Hatemonger) - MAK
Russell M. Nelson (Mormon Leader) - EDIT
Ruth Buzzi (Comic Icon) - WARD
Ruth Westheimer (Sex Therapist) - GRIM

Sandra Day O'Connor (Ex-Supreme) - MJ (12/01)
Seiji Ozawa (Conductor) - GSG
Shane MacGowan (Pogue) - E (11/30)
Shannen Doherty (Trainwreck Actress) - MJ
Sharon Osborne (Music Manager) - CORGI
Shecky Greene (Comedian) - E (12/31)
Shelley Long (Actress) - GRODY
Smokey Robinson (Singer) - OAF
Sonny Jurgensen (HOF NFL) - FOTO
Sonny Rollins (Jazzman) - MJ
Stanley Baxter (Actor) - TIME
Stella Stevens (Actress) - WARD (02/17)
Steve Bannon (Vile Strategist) - E
Steve Gleason (NFL) - NICK
Steve Lawrence (Crooner) - LADYK
Steve Mongo McMichael (Wrassler) - WARD
Steve Wochy Wojciechowski (NHL) - TIME
Sylvester Stallone (Actor) - CORGI

Ted Kaczynski (Unabomber) - MJ (06/10)
Ted Lerner (MLB Owner) - FOTO (02/12)
Ted Turner (CNN Founder) - NICK
Teri Garr (Actress) - MJ
Terry Bradshaw (NFL QB) - MORRI
Terry Funk (Wrassler) - TIME (08/23)
Tim Commerford (Musician) - FOTO
Tina Turner (Iconic Singer) - MJ (05/24)
Tippi Hedren (Actress) - LADYK
Toby Keith (Country Music Icon) - MJ
Tom Lehrer (Musician) - FOTO
Tom Sizemore (Actor) - GRIM (03/03)
Tommy Lee Jones (Actor) - CORGI
Tony Bennett (Iconic Singer) - LUX (07/21)
Tony LaRussa (MLB Manager) - MORRI
Tracy Hurley Martin (Museum Founder) - WARD
Trent Lott (US Senator) - NOLA

Val Kilmer (Actor) - WARD
Valerie Perrine (Actress) - SPIN
Vera Miles (Actress) - SPIN
Vickie Lawrence (Funny Lady) - H2CO
Violeta Chamorro (Ex-Prez of Nicaragua) - HEM
Virgil (Wrassler) - WARD
Virginia Halas McCaskey (NFL Owner) - TIME
Vladimir Putin (War Criminal) - MORRI

Walter Mirisch (Producer) - GRODY (02/24)
Wendy Williams (Trainwreck Talkshow Host) - HEM
Whitey Herzog (MLB Manager) - HEM
William Daniels (Actor) - GRIM
William Perry (SecDef under Clinton) - JAH
William Shatner (Hammy Actor) - PALL
William The Refrigerator Perry (NFL Player) - HEM
Willie Mays (Baseball Icon) - FOTO
Willie Nelson (Country Music Icon) - LUX

Yoko Ono (Alleged Singer) - GSG

Zubin Mehta (Conductor) - NOLA

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