In 2022 LUX won the Majors with a fantastic 7 hits, while MJ was right behind with 5 smackers. WARD raced to the end with 3 hits while E moped along with 1.

FOTOJRN won the Minors with 3 hits and will join us in the Majors for 2023! SPINZO came in a close second also with 3 hits but lost the tie-breaker. So close!

KEY:

The Major Leaguers:

WARD = Mr. 50s

LUX = The Luxury Woman

MJ = MJ

E = E-Brake

LADYK = Lady Karaoke

The Minor Leaguers:

SPIN = Spinzo

FOTO = Fotojrn

HEM = Captain Hemlock

EDIT = Editer 43

HARV = The Stiffs

TIME = Time's Up

PALL = Vincent Pall

GRODY = Mr. 80s

GSG = Go See God

H2CO = The Embalmer

FIRE = Fireball

GRIM = Grim McGraw

YKEWCE = YouKillemWeChillem

NICK = Necro Nick

JAH = Just A Hobby

Aaron Rodgers (Scumbag NFL QB) - FIRE
Akihito (Ex-Japan Emperor) - MJ
Al Jaffee (Mad Magazine Artist) - LADYK
Alan Alda (Actor) - FIRE
Alan Bergman (Lyricist) - LADYK
Alan Greenspan (Economist) - LUX
Alan Simpson (Ex-Senator) - JAH
Alex Murdaugh (Murdaugh-er) - E
Amy Pieters (Aussie Pro Bicyclist) - E
Angela Lansbury (Actress) - LADYK (10/11)
Ann Firbank (Actress, Midsomer Murders) - YKEWCE
Anthony Kennedy (Ex-Supreme) - JAH
Artie Lang (Trainwreck) - MJ

Bam Margera (Jackass Trainwreck) - HARV
Barbara Eden (Actress) - PALL
Barbara Feldon (Actress) - GRIM
Barbara Walters (Journalist) - MJ (12/30)
Benjamin Berell Ferencz (Nuremberg Prosecutor) - TIME
Bernard Kalb (Journalist) - SPIN
Berry Gordy (Motown Founder) - GRIM
Bill Butler (Cinematographer) - GRODY
Bill Cosby (Rapist) - LUX
Bill Maz Mazeroski (MLB HOF) - HARV
Bill Wyman (Rolling Stones Bassist) - HEM
Bob Barker (Gameshow Host) - WARD
Bob Cousy (Basketballer) - GRIM
Bob Newhart (Comedy Legend) - WARD
Bobby Knight (Angry College Hoops Coach) - SPIN
Brandon Brown (Scumbag NASCAR Driver) - FIRE
Britney Spears (Singer) - MJ
Bud Grant (Ex-NFL Coach) - LADYK
Buzz Aldrin (Moon Man) - EDIT

Caren Marsh Doll (Actress) - WARD
Carl Erskine (MLB) - H2CO
Carlos Santana (Guitar Genius) - GSG
Carole Cook (Actress) - GRODY
Caroline Graham (Actress, Midsomer Murders) - YKEWCE
Charles Louis Trippi (NFL) - TIME (10/19)
Charles Ogletree (Lawyer/Obama Mentor) - SPIN
Charles Rangel (Ex-Congressman) - JAH
Charlie Sheen (Trainwreck Actor) - H2CO
Christiane Amanpour (CNN Reporter/Journalist) - HEM
Clint Eastwood (Iconic Director) - LUX
Clive Barker (Author/Director) - PALL

Dave Cobra Parker (MLB) - HARV
David Attenborough (Natural Historian) - LADYK
David Hartman (Good Morning America Host) - HEM
David Jason (Actor, A Touch of Frost) - YKEWCE
David Lee Roth (Musician) - H2CO
Dennis Hastert (Vile Politico) - E
Dianne Feinstein (Old Senator) - JAH
Dick Button (Figure skater) - EDIT
Dick Cheney (Vile Ex-VP) - LUX
Dick Groat (MLB) - HARV
Dick Van Dyke (Iconic Comedian) - LUX
Dick Vitale (Sports Personality) - MJ
Dominic Chianese (Actor) - NICK
Donald Clifford Johnson (NFL) - TIME
Donald Trump (Scumbag Ex-Prez, Conman) - FIRE
Doug Kuzma (Anti-Vaxx) - E (01/03) - OBITUARY PENDING

Ed Ames (Singer/Actor) - GRIM
Ed Gale (Actor) - WARD
Edwin Meese (Ex-Attorney General) - JAH
Elizabeth Dole (Ex-Senator) - GSG
Elliot Gould (Actor) - H2CO
Elvis Costello (Rock Genius) - GSG
Estelle Harris (Actress) - LUX (04/02)
Estelle Parsons (Actress) - GRODY
Ethel Kennedy (Human RIghts Activist) - FOTO
Eva Marie Saint (Actress) - LADYK

Frank Borman (Astronaut) - GRIM
Frankie Valli (Singer) - HEM

Gail Halvorsen (Berlin Candy Bomber) - EDIT (02/16)
Garrett Morris (SNL) - GRODY
Gary Glitter (Vile Abuser) - E
Gene Hackman (Actor) - GRIM
Gene Shalit (Movie Reviewer) - WARD
George Joseph (Mercury Insurance Founder) - TIME
George Mitchell (Ex-Senator) - JAH
George Pérez (Comic Book Illustrator) - WARD (05/06)
Georgine Anderson (Actress, Midsomer Murders) - YKEWCE
Ghislaine Maxwell (Vile Abuser) - E
Gina Lollobrigida (Actress) - LADYK
Glenn Beck (Nutjob Talk Show Host) - NICK
Glynis Johns (Actress) - GRODY
Gordon Lightfoot (Canadian Troubadour) - PALL

Hal Linden (Actor) - PALL
Harrison Ford (Actor, Bad Pilot) - LUX
Harrison Ruffin Tyler (Presidential Scion) - SPIN
Harry Belafonte (Actor) - WARD
Harry Whittington (Cheney Target Practice) - MJ
Harvey Weinstein (Vile Abuser) - LUX
Henry Kissinger (Vile Politico) - LADYK
Henry Silva (Actor) - SPIN (09/14)
Hossein The Iron Sheik Khosrow (Wrassler) - PALL

Iris Apfel (Fashion Icon) - FOTO

Jack Hanna (Big Cat Abuser) - LADYK
Jack Nicholson (Actor) - EDIT
Jair Bolsonaro (Pres. Of Brazil) - E
Jake The Snake Roberts (Wrassler) - H2CO
James Baker (Ex-Sec. Of State) - NICK
James Baron Von Raschke (Wrassler) - HARV
James Hong (Actor) - NICK
Jaye P Morgan (Gong Show Judge) - HEM
Jean Dolores Schmidt (Nun/Loyola Superfan) - HARV
Jeanette Lee (Pool Player Icon) - WARD
Jefferson Beauregarde Sessions (Scumbag Ex-AG) - FIRE
Jeffrey Jones (Vile Actor) - LUX
Jerome Corsi (Conspiracy Whackjob) - E
Jerry Lee Lewis (Music Icon) - WARD (10/28)
Jim Hacksaw Duggan (Wrassler) - H2CO
Jim Kelly (NFL) - MJ
Jimmy Carter (Ex-President) - MJ
Joanne Woodward (Actress) - GRODY
John Astin (Actor) - GRIM
John Daly (Pro Golfer) - GSG
John Johnny Rotten Lydon (Sex Pistol) - PALL
John Woodvine (Actor, Midsomer Murders) - YKEWCE
Johnny Gilbert (TV Announcer) - LADYK
Joni Mitchell (Folk Singer) - FIRE
Joran van der Sloot (Murderer) - E
Joseph Joe Exotic Maldonado-Passage (Scumbag Zookeeper) - FIRE
Joseph Violent J Bruce (Insane Clown Posse) - HARV
Joss Ackland (Actor, Midsomer Murders) - YKEWCE
Joyce Randolph (Actress) - LADYK
Julian Glover (Actor, Midsomer Murders) - YKEWCE
June Lockhart (Actress) - WARD

Karl Rove (Vile Politico) - E
Katherine Jackson (Jackson Family Matriarch) - SPIN
Kim Jong-Un (Fearless Leader) - PALL
Kris Kristofferson (Music Genius) - GSG
Kyrie Irving (Scumbag NBA Guard) - FIRE

Larry Storch (Comic Actor) - LADYK (07/08)
Lee Grant (Actress) - LADYK
Leontyne Price (Opera Singer) - FIRE
Leslie Phillips (Actor) - LUX (11/07)
Lin Wood (MAGA Conspiracy) - E
Linda Bird Johnson-Robb (Ex-VA First Lady/LBJ Scion) - GSG
Linda Ronstadt (Singer) - LUX
Liz Sheridan (Actress) - LUX (04/15)
Loretta Lynn (Country Icon) - LUX (10/04)
Lou Carnesecca (College Hoops Coach) - HARV
Louie Anderson (Comedian/Game show host) - NICK (01/21)
Louis Farrakhan (Nation of Islam Leader/Bigot) - EDIT
Luis Echeverria (Ex-Pres of Mexico) - LADYK (07/08)

Magic Johnson (NBA) - GRODY
Marion Ross (Actress) - WARD
Mark Russell (Political Satirist) - HEM
Marsha Hunt (Actress) - LUX (09/07)
Martha Firestone-Ford (Ex-NFL Owner) - EDIT
Martin Sheen (Actor) - GSG
Marv Levy (NFL Coach) - HEM
Mel Brooks (Comedy Legend) - LUX
Michael J. Fox (Actor (retired)) - NICK
Mike Lindell (My Pillow Whackjob) - E
Mikhail Gorbachev (Ex-Soviet Premier) - LUX (08/30)
Mitch McConnell (Evil Politico) - E
Monica Vitti (Actress) - SPIN (02/02)
Mort Zuckerman (Media Mogul) - SPIN

Nehemiah Persoff (Actor) - FOTO (04/05)
Neil Diamond (Singer) - H2CO
Nelson Broms (Business Executive) - TIME
Neville Phillips (Actor, Midsomer Murders) - YKEWCE
Nichelle Nichols (Star Trek Actress) - WARD (07/30)
Nicholas Brady (Ex-Senator) - JAH
Norman Lear (Comedy Legend) - LADYK

OJ Brigance (NFL) - FOTO
OJ Simpson (Scumbag Murderer) - E
Ole Anderson (Wrassler) - WARD
Olivia Newton-John (Singer) - MJ (08/08)
Ozzy Osbourne (Singer) - PALL

Pat Boone (Singer) - E
Pat Buchanan (Republican Politico) - JAH
Pat Robertson (Vile Televangelist) - MJ
Patricia Routledge (Hyacinth Bucket (That's boo-KAY)) - GSG
Paul The Butcher Vachon (Wrassler) - WARD
Pele (Soccer Legend) - MJ (12/29)
Pete Davidson (SNL) - HARV
Pete Rose (MLB Disgrace) - H2CO
Peter Angelos (Baseball Owner) - MJ
Peter Marshall (Gameshow Host) - WARD
Peter Yarrow (Singer/Activist) - FOTO
Phil Collins (Music Icon) - LADYK
Phyllis Coates (Actress) - GSG
Phyllis Dalton (Costume Designer) - GRODY
Piper Laurie (Actress) - NICK
Polly Holliday (Actress) - HEM
Pope Benedict (Ex-Pope) - MJ (12/31)

Queen Elizabeth II (Queen) - E (09/08)

Raymond Edward Fisher (NFL) - TIME
Richard M. Sherman (Mary Poppins songwriter) - EDIT
Ricou Browning (Black Lagoon Actor) - WARD
Rita Moreno (Actress) - PALL
Robert Cardenas (Retired USAF General) - TIME (03/10) - OBITUARY PENDING
Robert Clary (Actor) - LADYK (11/16)
Robert Durst (Murderer) - LUX (01/10)
Robert Duvall (Actor) - GRIM
Robert Morse (Actor) - NICK (04/20)
Rod Carew (MLB Hall of Famer) - HEM
Roger Angell (Sports Author) - MJ (05/20)
Roger Corman (Filmmaker) - EDIT
Roger Craig (MLB Pitcher/Manager) - NICK
Roger Staubach (NFL HOF) - H2CO
Roger Stone (Vile Political Operative) - E
Rosalynn Carter (Ex-First Lady) - LUX
Roseanne Barr (Scumbag Comedienne) - FIRE
Rupert Murdoch (Hatemonger) - TIME

Sandra Day O'Connor (Ex-Supreme) - MJ
Scott Hall (Wrassler) - JAH (03/14)
Seiji Ozawa (Conductor) - GSG
Shannen Doherty (Actress) - MJ
Shecky Greene (Comedian) - LADYK
Shelley Long (Actress) - GRODY
Sidney Poitier (Actor) - LADYK (01/06)
Silvio Berlusconi (Corrupt Italian Ex-PM) - JAH
Sir Bobby Charlton (English Footballer) - SPIN
Sonny Rollins (Jazzman) - MJ
Stella Stevens (Actress) - WARD
Stephen Wochy Wojciechowski (NHL) - TIME
Steve Bannon (Vile Politico) - E
Steve Gleason (NFL) - NICK
Steve Lawrence (Singer) - LADYK
Steve Mongo McMichael (Wrassler) - WARD
Superstar Billy Graham (Wrassler) - TIME
Susan Engel (Actress, Midsomer Murders) - YKEWCE

Ted Kaczynski (Unabomber) - MJ
Ted Lerner (MLB Owner) - FOTO
Ted Turner (CNN Founder) - GRIM
Teri Garr (Actress) - MJ
Terry Funk (Hardcore Wrassling Legend) - WARD
Thich Nhat Hanh (Monk) - FOTO (01/22)
Tim Green (NFL/ALS) - FOTO
Tom Lehrer (PBS Host) - FOTO
Tom Parker (Singer) - FOTO (03/30)
Tony Bennett (Singer) - LUX

Val Kilmer (Actor) - MJ
Vin Scully (Former MLB Announcer) - EDIT (08/02)
Virgina Halas McCaskey (Chicago Bears Owner) - HARV
Virginia Patton (Actress) - SPIN (08/18)

Walter Mirisch (Producer) - GRODY
Warren Jeffs (Scumbag Religious Leader) - E
Wayne LaPierre (NRA Scumbag) - E
William Daniels (Actor) - EDIT
William Gaunt (Actor, Midsomer Murders) - YKEWCE
William Shatner ((Over)Acting Ham) - PALL
William The Refrigerator Perry (NFL) - HEM
William Webster (Ex-FBI and CIA director) - GRIM
Willie Mays (MLB HOF) - H2CO
Willie Nelson (Country Music Icon) - LUX

Yoko Ono (Singer) - WARD

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