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| Al Jaffee (Mad Magazine Artist) - MJ |
| Al Roker (NBC weatherman) - EDIT |
| Alan Alda (Actor) - FIRE |
| Alan Copeland (Singer) - GSG |
| Alan Greenspan (Former Fed Chairman) - EDIT |
 Alcee Hastings (FL Rep) - FOTO (04/06) |
| Ali Khamenei (Iran Supreme Leader) - MJ |
| Allan Simpson (Ex-US Senator) - NOLA |
| Angela Lansbury (Actress) - QOTU |
| Ann Fairbank (Actress, Midsomer Murders) - YKEWCE |
| Anthony Kennedy (Ex-Supreme) - E |
| Art Rupe (Founder of Specialty Records) - GRIM |
| Artie Lange (Comedian) - MJ |
| Aurelian Smith (Rassler) - TIME |
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| Bam Margera (Jackass) - HARV |
| Barbara Eden (Actress) - PALL |
| Barbara Walters (Iconic Journalist) - LUX |
| Barry Manilow (Singer) - E |
| Benjamin Ferencz (Nuremberg Prosecutor) - GRIM |
| Bernard Kalb (Newsman) - SPIN |
| Bernie Madoff (Scumbag Conman) - E (04/14) |
| Bernie Sanders (Politico) - GSG |
| Berry Gordy (Motown Founder) - GRIM |
| Betsy Rawls (LPGA Great) - NICK |
| Betty White (Iconic Comedian) - LUX (12/31) |
| Beverly Cleary (Author) - WARD (03/25) |
| Bill Butler (Cinematographer) - GRODY |
| Bill Cosby (Iconic Scumbag Rapist) - LUX |
| Bill Freehan (Ex-MLB) - MJ (08/19) |
| Bill Maz Mazeroski (MLB HOF) - HARV |
| Billy Connolly (Comedian) - WARD |
| Bob Barker (TV Host) - WARD |
| Bob Dole (Ex-Politico) - WARD (12/05) |
| Bob Newhart (Iconic Comedian) - MJ |
| Bobby Brown (Scumbag Singer) - E |
| Bobby Charlton (UK Soccer) - SPIN |
| Bobby Knight (College Bball Coach) - SPIN |
| Bruce Willis (Actor) - NICK |
| Bud Grant (NFL) - H2CO |
| Bud Selig (Ex-MLB Commisioner) - TIME |
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| Cara Williams (Actress) - GSG (12/09) |
| Caren Marsh Doll (Actress) - WARD |
| Carl Erskin (MLB) - H2CO |
| Carol Kaye (Bass Genius) - NOLA |
| Caroline Graham (Author, Midsomer Murders-based) - YKEWCE |
| Charles Ogletree (Lawyer) - SPIN |
| Charlie Sheen (Trainwreck Actor) - E |
| Cicely Tyson (Actress) - WARD (01/28) |
| Clarence Thomas (Supreme) - FIRE |
| Clint Eastwood (Iconic Actor) - LUX |
| Clint Hill (JFK Secret Service) - GRIM |
| Cloris Leachman (Iconic Comic Actress) - LUX (01/26) |
| Courtney Love (Trainwreck Singer) - E |
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| Dabney Coleman (Actor) - GSG |
| Dalai Lama (Religious Icon) - MJ |
| Dan Aykroyd (Actor) - QOTU |
| Dave Cobra Parker (MLB HOF) - HARV |
| David Attenborough (Historian) - QOTU |
| David Hartman (TV Host) - HEM |
| David Jason (Actor, Inspector Frost) - YKEWCE |
| David Lindley (Guitar Genius) - NOLA |
| Dennis Hastert (Scumbag Politico) - E |
| Dick Button (Figure Skating Icon) - FOTO |
| Dick Cavett (TV Host) - GSG |
| Dick Cheney (Torture Aficionado) - E |
| Dick Groat (MLB HOF) - HARV |
| Dick Van Dyke (Iconic Comic Actor) - LUX |
| Doc Severinsen (Iconic TV Bandleader) - LUX |
| Don Murray (Actor) - NICK |
| Donald Trump (Ex-President, Conman) - MJ |
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| Ed Ames (Singer) - GSG |
| Ed Asner (Iconic Actor) - LUX (08/29) |
| Emperor Akihito (Japan Leader) - FOTO |
| Estelle Harris (Seinfeld Actress) - PALL |
| Ethel Kennedy (Human Rights Activist) - FOTO |
| Eva Marie Saint (Actress) - QOTU |
| Evander Holyfield (Ex-Boxing Champ) - TIME |
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| Floyd Little (NFL) - FOTO (01/01) |
| Frank Borman (Astronaut) - EDIT |
| Frank Gehry (Architect) - NICK |
| Fred Gray (Civil Rights Activist, Attorney) - HARV |
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| G. Gordon Liddy (Watergate) - EDIT (03/30) |
| Gail Seymour Halvorsen (Berlin Candy Bomber) - EDIT |
| Garrett Morris (Saturday Night Live) - GRODY |
| Gary Busey (Weirdo Actor) - E |
| Gary Glitter (Scumbag Pedo) - E |
| Gene Hackman (Iconic Actor) - LUX |
| Gene Shalit (Movie Reviewer) - WARD |
| George Joseph (Mercury Insurance Founder) - QOTU |
| George Shultz (Politico) - WARD (02/06) |
| Georgine Anderson (Actress, Midsomer Murders) - YKEWCE |
| Gloria Henry (Actress) - GSG (04/03) |
| Glynis Johns (Actress) - GRIM |
| Gordon Lightfoot (Canadian Troubadour) - PALL |
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| Hal Holbrook (Iconic Actor) - LUX (01/23) |
| Hal Linden (Actor) - PALL |
| Hank Aaron (MLB) - H2CO (01/22) |
| Harrison Ford (Iconic Bad Airplane Pilot) - LUX |
| Harry Belafonte (Iconic Crooner) - LUX |
| Harry Reid (Politico) - MJ (12/28) |
| Harry Whittington (Cheney Target Practice) - MJ |
| Harvey Weinstein (Scumbag Producer) - E |
| Haya Harareet (Actress) - SPIN (02/03) - OBITUARY PENDING |
| Henry Kissinger (Warmonger) - E |
| Hossein The Iron Sheik Khosrow (Wrassler) - PALL |
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|---|
| Ian McDiarmid (Star Wars Actor) - H2CO |
| Imelda Marcos (Shoe Fanatic) - TIME |
| Iris Apfel (Fashion Apfel) - FOTO |
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|---|
| James Earl Jones (Actor) - WARD |
| James Jimmy Jam Harris (Record Producer) - NOLA |
| Jana Bennett (Ex-BBC Head) - FOTO |
| Jane Withers (Actress) - LADYK (08/07) |
| Janis Paige (Actress) - LADYK |
| Jaye P. Morgan (Gong Show Judge) - HEM |
| Jeff Bridges (Actor) - QOTU |
| Jeff Sessions (Racist Ex-AG) - FIRE |
| Jeffrey Jones (Scumbag Actor) - LUX |
| Jerry Brown (Ex-Gov of CA) - QOTU |
| Jerry Jones (Dallas Cowboys Owner) - H2CO |
| Jerry Lee Lewis (Musician) - WARD |
| Jessica Lange (Actress) - NOLA |
| Jim Kelly (Ex-NFL) - MJ |
| Jimmy Carter (Iconic Ex-President) - LUX |
| Joanne Woodward (Actress) - GRODY |
| Joe Biden (US President) - QOTU |
| Joe D'Orazio (Wrassler) - HARV |
| John Rigas (Zombie) - LADYK (09/30) - OBITUARY PENDING |
| John Warner (Politico) - LADYK (05/25) |
| John Woodvine (Actor, Midsomer Murders) - YKEWCE |
| Johnny Crawford (Actor) - LADYK (04/29) |
| Joni Mitchell (Folk Singer) - FIRE |
| Joseph Michael DeLamielleure (NFL) - TIME |
| Joss Ackland (Actor, Midsomer Murders) - YKEWCE |
| Joyce Randolph (Actress) - WARD |
| Julian Glover (Actor, Midsomer Murders) - YKEWCE |
| Julie Strain (Model) - GRODY (01/10) - OBITUARY PENDING |
| June Lockhart (Actress) - WARD |
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| Karl Rove (Ex-Politico) - E |
| Katherine Jackson (Jackson Matriarch) - SPIN |
| Kathy Bates (Actress) - TIME |
| Keith Richards (Musician) - H2CO |
| Kim Jong-un (Fearless Leader) - PALL |
| Kim Novak (Actress) - LADYK |
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| Larry King (TV Host) - MJ (01/23) |
| Larry Niven (SciFi Author) - PALL |
| Larry Storch (Actor) - WARD |
| Lee Grant (Actress) - LADYK |
| Leon Spinks (Ex-Boxer) - MJ (02/05) |
| Leontyne Price (Opera Singer) - FIRE |
| Leslie Phillips (Iconic Sorting Hat voice) - LUX |
| Lindsay Lohan (Trainwreck Actress) - E |
| Lindsey Vonn (World Cup Skier) - NOLA |
| Lisa Marie Presley (Singer) - WARD |
| Loretta Lynn (Iconic Country Singer) - LUX |
| Lou Carnasecca (College Bball Coach) - HARV |
| Louis Farrakhan (Scumbag Religious Leader) - FOTO |
| Louis Gossett, Jr. (Actor) - MJ |
| Luis Echeverria (Ex-Mexico Prez) - HEM |
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| Magic Johnson (NBA) - GRODY |
| Mamie van Doren (Pinup) - HARV |
| Mark Russell (Political Satirist) - HEM |
| Mark Shields (Political Commentator) - NOLA |
| Marsha Hunt (Blacklisted Actress) - LUX |
| Marv Levy (NFL Coach) - LADYK |
| Mel Brooks (Iconic Funnyman) - LUX |
| Michael Caputo (Political Strategist) - WARD |
| Michael Constantine (Actor) - HEM (08/31) |
| Michael J Fox (Actor) - NICK |
| Mick Jagger (Iconic Singer) - LUX |
| Mike Gravel (Ex-AK Gov) - NICK (06/26) |
| Mike Veeck (Disco Demolition Night) - NOLA |
| Mitch McConnell (Chinless Dildo) - FIRE |
| Monica Vitti (Actress) - SPIN |
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|---|
| Nehemiah Persoff (Actor) - GRODY |
| Neville Phillips (Actor, Midsomer Murders) - YKEWCE |
| Nichelle Nichols (Star Trek Actress) - WARD |
| Nick Nolte (Trainwreck Actor) - TIME |
| Noam Chomsky (Political Activist) - GSG |
| Norman Lear (Iconic TV producer) - LUX |
| Norman Lloyd (Actor) - WARD (05/11) |
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|---|
| OJ Simpson (Scumbag Murderer) - E |
| Ole Anderson (Wrassler) - WARD |
| Olivia Newton-John (Singer) - MJ |
| Ozzy Osbourne (Singer) - PALL |
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|---|
| Pat Boone (Singer) - E |
| Pat Robertson (Conman) - E |
| Paul Westphal (NBA HOF) - HEM (01/02) |
| Pete Davidson (SNL) - HARV |
| Pete Doherty (Trainwreck Singer) - E |
| Peter Angelos (Scumbag MLB Owner) - MJ |
| Phil Lesh (Grateful Dead) - FIRE |
| Phil Spector (Scumbag Murderer) - E (01/16) |
| Phyllis Dalton (Costume Designer) - GRODY |
| Polly Holliday (Actress) - HEM |
| Pope Benedict (Ex-Pope) - MJ |
| Pope Francis (Pope) - FIRE |
| Prince Philip (Iconic Royal) - LUX (04/09) |
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|---|
| Queen Elizabeth (Queen) - MJ |
| Quincy Jones (Music Producer) - QOTU |
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|---|
| Ramsey Clark (Former Attorney General) - GRIM (04/09) |
| Randy Travis (Singer) - H2CO |
| Raul Castro (Ex-Cuban Prez) - E |
| Ray Nagin (Ex-Mayor of New Orleans) - NOLA |
| Ric Flair (Rassler) - TIME |
| Richard M. Sherman (Songwriter) - EDIT |
| Richard Riordan (Ex-L.A. Mayor) - HEM |
| Richard Simmons (Exercise Guru) - E |
| Rita Moreno (Actress) - PALL |
| Robert Clary (Actor) - SPIN |
| Robert Duvall (Actor) - LADYK |
| Rod Carew (MLB HOF) - HEM |
| Roger Angell (Sportswriter) - MJ |
| Roger Corman (Producer) - GRODY |
| Roger Craig (MLB Manager) - NICK |
| Roger Mudd (News Great) - NICK (03/09) |
| Roger Staubach (NFL) - H2CO |
| Rosalyn Carter (Ex-First Lady) - MJ |
| Roseanne Barr (Trainwreck Comedian) - FIRE |
| Rush Limbaugh (Horrible Person) - WARD (02/17) |
| Ruth Apilado (Editor/Novelist) - GRIM |
| Ruth Westheimer (Sexy Doctor) - EDIT |
| Ruthie Tompson (Disney Animator) - GRIM (10/10) |
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|---|
| Sally Jesse Raphael (TV Host) - GSG |
| Sandra Day O'Connor (Ex-Supreme) - MJ |
| Sarah Jane Moore (Attempted Assassin) - LADYK |
| Scott Hall (Wrassler) - H2CO |
| Seiji Ozawa (Conductor) - GSG |
| Selena Gomez (Singer) - EDIT |
| Shannen Doherty (TV Actress) - MJ |
| Shecky Greene (Comedian) - WARD |
| Sheldon Adelson (Casino Owner) - E (01/11) |
| Shelley Long (Actress) - GRODY |
| Sidney Poitier (Actor) - QOTU |
| Siegfried Fischbacher (Tiger Magician) - NICK (01/13) |
| Sonny Rollins (Jazzman) - MJ |
| Stella Stevens (Actress) - WARD |
| Stephen Sondheim (Composer) - EDIT (11/26) |
| Steve Lawrence (Singer) - EDIT |
| Susan Engel (Actress, Midsomer Murders) - YKEWCE |
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|---|
| Tanya Roberts (Actress) - GRIM (01/04) |
| Tempest Storm (Burlesque Legend) - SPIN (04/20) |
| Teri Garr (Actress) - MJ |
| Tim Green (NFL) - FOTO |
| Tina Louise (Actress) - H2CO |
| Tina Turner (Iconic Singer) - WARD |
| Tom Lehrer (Satirist Singer) - MJ |
| Tom Parker (Singer) - WARD |
| Tom Sizemore (Trainwreck Actor) - E |
| Tommy John (MLB Great) - NICK |
| Tommy Lasorda (Dodgeball Manager) - MJ (01/07) |
| Tony Bennett (Iconic Crooner) - LUX |
| Tony Dorsett (NFL) - TIME |
| Tricia Nixon Cox (Ex-First Daughter) - NOLA |
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|---|
| Val Kilmer (Actor) - WARD |
| Valerie Perrine (Actress) - HARV |
| Vera Miles (Actress) - GRIM |
| Vin Scully (Legendary sports announcer) - TIME |
| Virginia Patton (Actress) - SPIN |
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|---|
| Walter Mirisch (Producer) - GRODY |
| Walter Mondale (Iconic Politico) - LUX (04/19) |
| Warren Jeffs (Scumbag Cult leader) - E |
| Wayne LaPierre (NRA Scumbag) - E |
| Willard Scott (TV Weatherdude) - WARD (09/04) |
| William Daniels (Actor) - FIRE |
| William Gaunt (Actor, Midsomer Murders) - YKEWCE |
| William Shatner ((Over)actor) - PALL |
| William The Refrigerator Perry (NFL) - HEM |
| Willie Mays (MLB) - FOTO |
| Willie Nelson (Iconic Country Singer) - LUX |
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| Yoko Ono (Iconic Musician) - LUX |
