The 2020 game comes to an end!

WARD ran away from the pack in the Majors with a stunning 8 hits, while MJ made a too-late run to get his 5th. E, SPINZO, and ROYAL had 4 hits and LUX had 2 smackers.

DAAS led the Minors with 5 smackers and LADYK was right behind with four celebs. EDIT, GRIM and HEM had 3 hits apiece and a gaggle of folks had 1 or 2 dingies. Best of luck next year and see you all in 2021!

KEY:

The Major Leaguers:

ROYAL = Let's Have More Royal Funerals

WARD = Mr. 50s

MJ = MJ

LUX = The Luxury Woman

E = E-Brake

SPIN = Spinzo

The Minor Leaguers:

HEM = Captain Hemlock

DAAS = DrunkAsASkunk

FOTO = Fotojrn

EDIT = Editer43

GRODY = Mr. 80s

HARV = The Stiffs

QOTU = Queen of the Universe

FIRE = Fireball

PALL = Vincent Pall

YKEWCE = YouKillemWeChillem

H2CO = The Embalmer

ABS = AbsintheProject

GSG = Go See God

JAH = Just A Hobby

GRIM = Grim McGraw

LADYK = Lady Karaoke

MERC = Drunken Mercenary

Ady Barkan (Political Activist) - ROYAL
Al Jaffee (Mad Magazine Cartoonist) - SPIN
Al Pacino (Actor) - ABS
Alan Greenspan (Economist) - LUX
Alan Simpson (Ex-Senator) - JAH
Alex Trebek (TV Host) - ROYAL (11/08)
Angela Lansbury (Actress) - EDIT
Antonio Banderas (Actor) - ABS
Arlene Dahl (Actress) - HARV
Artie Lange (Comedian) - MJ

Barbara Eden (Actress) - PALL
Barbara Walters (Journalist) - GRIM
Barry Manilow (Singer) - LUX
Bernard Bernie Garfield (Basoonist) - YKEWCE
Bernard Haitink (Conductor) - YKEWCE
Bernard Kalb (American Journalist) - SPIN
Bernie Ebbers (Media Magnate) - SPIN (02/02)
Bernie Kopell (Love Boat Doctor) - LUX
Bernie Madoff (Scumbag) - E
Betty White (Actress) - WARD
Beverly Cleary (Author) - WARD
Bill Cosby (Scumbag Comedian) - LUX
Bill Freehan (MLB) - MJ
Bill Maz Mazeroski (MLB) - HARV
Billy Connolly (Comedian) - E
Bob Barker (TV Host) - WARD
Bob Dole (Ex-Senator) - SPIN
Bob Gibson (MLB) - MJ (10/02)
Bob McGrath (Sesame Street Actor) - LUX
Bob Newhart (TV Legend) - WARD
Bob Saget (Comedian) - ABS
Bobby Bowden (NCAA Coach) - HARV
Bradley Murdoch (Murderer) - DAAS
Brigitte Bardot (French bombshell) - GSG

Cardi B (Singer) - MERC
Caren Marsh Doll (Actress) - WARD
Carl Erskine (MLB) - HARV
Carl Reiner (TV Legend) - WARD (06/29)
Carol Burnett (Comedy Icon) - GSG
Carol Channing (Actress) - ABS (DNQ - Died in 2019)
Cecily Tyson (Actress) - WARD
Charles Ogletree (Lawyer) - SPIN
Charles Rangel (Ex-Congressman) - JAH
Charlie Sheen (Trainwreck Actor) - H2CO
Chris Doleman (NFL) - DAAS (01/28)
Christopher Plummer (Actor) - QOTU
Chuck Yeager (Test Pilot) - MJ (12/07)
Clarence Thomas (Supreme) - FIRE
Clint Eastwood (Actor) - LUX
Clint Hill (JFK Secret Service) - GRIM
Clive Barker (Director) - PALL
Courtney Love (Trainwreck Singer) - ABS

Dale Hawerchuk (NHL Hall of Famer) - HEM (08/18)
Daniel 6ix9ine Hernandez (Mumble Rapper) - ABS
Daniel arap Moi (Ex-Kenya Prez) - LUX
David Attenborough (Broadcaster) - LUX
David Dinkins (Ex-NYC Mayor) - HEM (11/23)
David Gulpilil (Actor) - ROYAL
David Hagen (Footballer) - DAAS (07/24)
Dennis Hastert (Scumbag Politico) - E
Diana Baby Peggy Cary (Silent Film Star) - EDIT (02/24)
Dick Button (Ice Skater) - FOTO
Dick Cheney (Torture Aficionado) - E
Dick Van Dyke (Comedy Legend) - EDIT
Doc Severinsen (Tonight Show Bandleader) - QOTU
Don Shula (Former NFL Coach) - H2CO (05/04)
Donald Trump (Criminal, President) - MJ
Doug Supernaw (Country Musician) - DAAS (11/30)

Earl Campbell (Former Houston Oiler) - H2CO
Ed Asner (Actor) - GRIM
Eddie Robinson (MLB All Star) - SPIN
Eddie Van Halen (Rock God) - LADYK (10/06)
Edwin Edwards (Ex-Governor) - JAH
Ennio Morricone (Film Scorer) - PALL (07/06)
Eva Marie Saint (Actress) - FOTO

Frankie Banali (Quiet Riot Drummer) - ROYAL (08/20)

Gail Halvorsen (Berlin Candy Bomber) - EDIT
Garrett Morris (Comedian) - GRODY
Gary Busey (Weirdo Actor) - ABS
Gary Glitter (Scumbag Pedo) - E
Gary Grafmann (Pianist) - YKEWCE
Gene Reynolds (TV Producer) - WARD (02/03)
Gene Shalit (Sentient Mustache) - QOTU
Genesis P-Orridge (Singer-Songwriter) - ROYAL (03/14)
Genevieve Muschi (Youtuber) - YKEWCE
George J. Mitchell (Ex-Senator) - JAH
George Schulz (Politico) - EDIT
Gil Cohn (Baseball Player) - YKEWCE
Gloria Henry (Dennis the Menace Mom) - GSG
Glynis Johns (Actress) - GRIM
Gordon Lightfoot (Musician) - HEM
Graham Kerr (Galloping Gourmet) - GSG
Guy DePlus (Clarinetist) - YKEWCE (01/14) - OBITUARY PENDING

Hal Holbrook (Actor) - LADYK
Hal Ketchum (Musician) - GRIM (11/23)
Hank Aaron (Former MLB HR) - H2CO
Harry Belfonte (Singer) - QOTU
Harry Reid (Ex-Senator) - MJ
Harry Whittington (Cheney Target Practice) - MJ
Harvey Weinstein (Scumbag Producer) - E
Helen Reddy (Singer) - LADYK (09/29)
Henry Kissinger (Warmonger) - MJ
Henry Silva (Actor) - YKEWCE
Herbert Stempel (Gameshow Whistleblower) - EDIT (04/07)
Hosni Mubarak (Ex-Egyptian Prez) - E (02/25)
Hossein The Iron Sheik Khosrow (Wrassler) - PALL
Hugh Downs (TV Host) - WARD (07/01)

Ian Hamilton (Stone of Destiny Liberator) - ROYAL
Ian McDiarmid (Star Wars Actor) - H2CO
Ida Haendel (Violinist) - YKEWCE
Iris Apfel (Designer) - FOTO

Jack Nicholson (Actor) - MERC
Jacques Pepin (TV Chef) - QOTU
James Baker III (Ex-Secretary of State) - JAH
James Earl Jones (Actor) - PALL
James Kamala Harris (Wrassler) - HARV (08/09)
James Lipton (TV Host) - LUX (03/02)
Jane Fonda (Actress) - ABS
Janis Paige (Actress) - LADYK
Javier Perez de Cuellar (Ex-UN Secretary) - GRIM (03/04)
Jean Chretien (Ex-Canadian PM) - JAH
Jean Dolores Sister Schmidt (Loyola Chaplain) - HARV
Jean Kennedy Smith (Diplomat) - FIRE (06/17)
Jefferson Beauregarde Sessions (Racist Gnome) - FIRE
Jerry Jones (Dallas Cowboys Owner) - H2CO
Jerry Lee Lewis (Musician) - WARD
Jerry Stiller (Comic Actor) - QOTU (05/11)
Jim Kelly (NFL) - MJ
Jimmy Carter (Ex-Prez) - MJ
Jo Dee Messina (Singer) - E
Joan Bennett (BBC chief) - FOTO
Joanne Woodward (Actress) - GRODY
John Andretti (Racecar Driver) - WARD (01/30)
John Astin (Actor) - QOTU
John Edrich (Cricketer) - ROYAL
John Fisher Burns (Correspondent) - DAAS
John Lewis (Politician) - WARD (07/17)
John Mayall (Bluesman) - HEM
John Oliver (Comedian) - MERC
John Papa John Schnatter (Greasy Nutjob) - HARV
John Saxon (Actor) - GRODY (07/25)
John Sonny Franzese (Mobster) - SPIN (02/24) - OBITUARY PENDING
John Warner (Ex-Senator) - MJ
John Williams (Composer) - MERC
Johnny Crawford (Actor) - LADYK
Johnny Gilbert (Jeopardy Announcer) - EDIT
Jonathon Haze (Actor) - GRIM
Joni Mitchell (Folk Singer) - FIRE
Joyce Randolph (Actress) - WARD
Julie Andrews (Actress) - ABS
Julie Strain (Model) - GRODY
June Lockhart (Actress) - WARD

Karen Lewis (Chicago Teachers Union) - HEM
Karl Rove (Scumbag Politico) - E
Katherine Jackson (Jackson Matriarch) - SPIN
Katherine Johnson (Hidden Figures) - MJ (02/24)
Keith Richards (Rolling Stone) - H2CO
Kenny Rogers (Singer) - LADYK (03/20)
Kerry Fraser (NHL ref) - HEM
Kim Jong-un (Fearless Leader) - PALL
Kim Novak (Actress) - LADYK
Kirk Douglas (Actor) - E (02/05)

Larry Flynt (Porn Publisher) - QOTU
Larry King (TV Host) - MJ
Larry Niven (Author) - PALL
Larry Storch (Actor) - SPIN
Lawrence Ferlinghetti (Poet) - SPIN
Lee Kerslake (Uriah Heap Drummer) - WARD (09/19)
Lee Noble (Boxer) - ROYAL
Leon Spinks (Boxer) - LUX
Leontyne Price (Opera Singer) - FIRE
Linda Nolan (Singer) - ROYAL
Linda Ronstadt (Singer) - LUX
Lindsay Lohan (Trainwreck) - E
Little Richard (Musician) - E (05/09)
Loretta Lynn (Singer) - E
Lou Carnasecca (NCAA Coach) - HARV
Luis Echeverria (Former Mexican President) - HEM
Luis Palau (Evangelist) - ROYAL

Maggie Griffin (Reality TV Mom) - YKEWCE (03/18)
Magic Johnson (NBA) - GRODY
Marge Champion (Choreographer) - GRIM (10/20)
Marian Cisovsky (Soccer Player) - ROYAL (06/28) - OBITUARY PENDING
Marion Ross (Actress) - HARV
Marsha Hunt (Actress) - GRODY
Mel Brooks (Actor/Director) - EDIT
Michael Dukakis (Ex-Prez Candidate) - JAH
Michael McKevitt (Irish Terrorist) - DAAS
Michael Moorcock (Author) - PALL
Michael Schumacher (Ex-Racecar Driver) - SPIN
Mikhail Gorbachev (Soviet leader) - FOTO
Mikis Theodorakis (Composer) - ROYAL

Nanci Ryder (Publicist) - DAAS (06/11)
Nehemiah Persoff (Actor) - GRODY
Neil Diamond (Singer) - LADYK
Nichelle Nichols (Star Trek Actress) - SPIN
Nicholas Brady (Ex-Treasury Secretary) - JAH
Nick Nolte (Actor) - ABS
Nicole Hannah Jones (Writer) - MERC
Noam Chomsky (Political Activist) - GSG
Nobby Stiles (English Footballer) - HEM (10/30)
Norman Lear (TV Icon) - EDIT
Norman Lloyd (Actor) - WARD

OJ Brigance (NFL) - FOTO
OJ Simpson (Scumbag Murderer) - E
Olivia de Havilland (Actress) - SPIN (07/25)
Olivia Newton-John (Singer) - MJ
Ozzy Osbourne (Prince of Darkness) - FIRE

Pat Boone (Crooner) - GSG
Paul Lamb (Activist) - ROYAL
Pearl Carr (Singer) - DAAS (02/16) - OBITUARY PENDING
Pele (Soccer) - FOTO
Pete Doherty (Trainwreck Singer) - FIRE
Peter Angelos (MLB Owner) - SPIN
Peter Max (Artist) - FOTO
Peter Tobin (Murderer) - ROYAL
Phil Lesh (Grateful Dead) - FIRE
Pierre Cardin (Designer) - WARD (12/29)
Pope Benedict (Ex-Pope) - E
Pope Francis (Da Pope) - FIRE
Prince Philip (Prince) - LUX

Queen Elizabeth (Queen) - MJ

Regis Philbin (Loud TV Host) - GSG (07/24)
Rhonda Fleming (Actress) - PALL (10/14)
Ric Flair (Wrassler) - LUX
Richard Simmons (Health Guru) - LUX
Rickey Dixon (NFL) - HARV (08/01)
Ringo Starr (Beatle) - MERC
Robert Clary (Actor) - SPIN
Roberta McCain (Political Matriarch) - E (10/12)
Roger Angell (Baseball Writer) - GSG
Roger Corman (Producer) - GRODY
Roger Scruton (Writer) - ROYAL (01/12)
Roger Staubach (Former Dallas Cowboys) - H2CO
Roman Reigns (Wrassler) - E
Ronnie Campbell (UK Politician) - ROYAL
Rosalynn Carter (Ex-First Lady) - MJ
Rupert Murdoch (Hatemonger) - QOTU
Rush Limbaugh (Horrible Person) - JAH
Ruth Bader Ginsburg (Supreme) - MJ (09/18)
Ruthie Tompson (Animator) - GRIM

Sally Sheridan (Actress) - ROYAL
Sam Huff (NFL) - FOTO
Samuel Little (Serial Killer) - SPIN (12/30)
Sandra Day-O/'Conner (Ex-Supreme) - H2CO
Saschko Gawriloff (Violinist) - YKEWCE
Scott Hall (Wrassler) - H2CO
Sean Connery (Actor) - MJ (10/30)
Seiji Ozawa (Conductor) - GSG
Shannen Doherty (Actress) - GRIM
Sheldon Adelson (Casino Magnate) - ROYAL
Shelley Long (Actress) - GRODY
Sidney Poitier (Actor) - LUX
Slick Woods (Model) - HEM
Sonny Rollins (Bluesman) - MJ
Stephen Sondheim (Composer) - QOTU
Steve Blackmore (Rugby) - DAAS (05/07)
Steve Buscemi (Actor) - MERC
Steve Lawrence (Crooner) - LADYK
Steven Sweet (Warrant Drummer) - E
Sumner Redstone (Media Magnate) - SPIN (08/11)
Susan Sarandon (Actress) - MERC

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Tempest Storm (Burlesque Legend) - SPIN
Teri Garr (Actress) - MJ
Tim Bilton (TV Chef) - DAAS
Tim Curry (Actor) - LUX
TJ Ducklo (Biden Press Secretary) - ROYAL
Tom Brokaw (Newscaster) - LUX
Tom Kennedy (Gameshow Host) - LADYK (10/07)
Tom Smith (Rugby) - ROYAL
Tommy Lasorda (MLB) - SPIN
Tony Bennett (Singer) - WARD

Val Kilmer (Actor) - LUX
Valery Giscard D'Estaing (Ex-French President) - GSG (12/02)
Vera Lynn (Singer) - LUX (06/18)
Vin Scully (MLB Broadcaster) - SPIN

Walter Mirisch (Producer) - GRODY
Walter Mondale (Politico) - HEM
Warren Jeffs (Mormon Leader Scumbag) - E
Wayne LaPierre (NRA Scumbag) - E
Whitey Ford (MLB) - EDIT (10/08)
Wilford Brimley (Actor) - WARD (08/01)
Willard Scott (TV Weatherdude) - WARD
William Daniels (Actor) - FIRE
William Perry (Ex-Defense Secretary) - JAH
William Shatner (Hammy Actor) - PALL
Willie Mays (MLB) - FOTO
Willie Nelson (Musician) - LUX

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