In the 2017 Majors, LUX wins with 5 spectacular hits! Mr. 50s came in second, with FOTO, STAB and MJ with 4 hits each and E bringing up the rear with 3 hits.

Wow! What a fight we had for the top spot in the Minors! ROYAL won with 7 freakin' hits already, with Drunk As A Skunk coming in right behind with 6 dingers, then Metal, Nick and Spinzo with 3 hits each, and everyone else is thinking about spending more time compiling their 2018 lists.

Congrats to all and thanks as always for playing!

KEY:

The Major Leaguers:

STAB = STAB-in-the-DARK

MJ = MJ

E = E-Brake

LUX = The Luxury Woman

WARD = Mr. 50s

FOTO = Fotojrn

The Minor Leaguers:

SPIN = Spinzo

DAAS = DrunkAsASkunk

HEM = Captain Hemlock

ROYAL = Let's Have More Royal Funerals

GRIM = Grim McGraw

YKEWCE = YouKillEmWeChillEm

LADYK = Lady Karaoke

METAL = Metalcidal

NICK = NecroNick

HARV = Harvey D

WMDL = Where's My Damn List

EDIT = Editer43

GRODY = Mr. 80s

FIRE = Fireball

ANN = Arsenic Annie

GSG = Go See God

GODI = Godiago's Scythe

PALL = Vincent Pall

JAH = Just A Hobby

H2CO = The Embalmer

STRAY = The Stray Shopping Carts

MO = Mo Mento Mori

TROC = Trocar Button

Abu Bakr Al Bagdhadi (Terrorist) - SPIN
Adam West (Actor) - LUX (06/09)
Al Jaffee (Mad Magazine Cartoonist) - HEM
Albert Finney (Actor) - MO
Albert Wilkinson (Oompa Loompa) - HARV
Andy Bell (Singer) - GODI
Angela Bofill (Singer/Songwriter) - NICK
Anne Jeffreys (Actress) - GSG (09/27)
Arlene Dahl (Actress) - LADYK
Arte Johnson (Comedian-Laugh In) - HEM
Austin Chumlee Russell (Pawn Stars stooge) - EDIT
Ayatollah Ali Khamenei (Ayattolah) - STAB

Barbara Bush (Mother of Dubya) - MJ
Barbara Walters (TV News Icon) - LADYK
Barry Manilow (Singer) - E
Bart Starr (NFL) - MJ
Bashar Al-Assad (Syrian Dick-tater) - WMDL
Bea Wain (Singer) - ANN (08/19) - OBITUARY PENDING
Bernie Madoff (Scumbag) - E
Betty White (Coolest Broad Ever) - YKEWCE
Beverly Cleary (Author) - WARD
Big Van Vader (Wrassler) - WARD
Bill Clinton (Ex-Prez) - STRAY
Bill Cosby (Rapist) - LUX
Bill Dana (Comedian) - METAL (06/15)
Bill Loud (Reality TV Star) - ANN
Billy Zoom (Guitarist with X) - NICK
Bob Barker (TV Host) - LUX
Bob Dole (Politico) - WARD
Bob Dorough (Schoolhouse Rock) - ANN
Bob Newhart (Comedian) - E
Bobby Brown (MLB) - GODI
Bobby Doerr (MLB) - MJ (11/13)
Bret Michaels (Poisonous Musician) - STRAY
Brian Wilson (Beach Boy) - HARV
Brooks Robinson (MLB) - H2CO
Bruce Forsyth (Actor) - GODI (08/18)
Bruce Langhorne (Musician) - ROYAL (04/14)
Brunhilde Pomsel (Goebbels ex-secretary) - ROYAL (01/27)
Burt Reynolds (Actor) - WARD
Buzz Aldrin (Astronaut) - WARD

Camille Cosby (Wife of rapist) - LADYK
Cardinal Bernard Law (Cardinal) - SPIN (12/20)
Carl Reiner (TV Icon) - METAL
Carol Burnett (Comedy icon) - MO
Carol Channing (Actress) - FOTO
Carole Cook (Actress) - LADYK
Cat Marnell (Author) - MO
Charles Aznavour (French singer) - GSG
Charles Manson (Serial Murderer) - JAH (11/19)
Charles Van Doren (Quiz Show cheat) - WMDL
Charlie Sheen (Trainwreck) - E
Charlotte Rae (Actress) - WARD
Chris Mortensen (Sports Journalist) - MJ
Chuck Barris (Gong Show Host) - HEM (03/21)
Chuck Yeager (Speed of Sound Dude) - YKEWCE
Cicely Tyson (Actress) - LUX
Claus von Bulow (Alleged murderer) - NICK
Clint Hill (JFK Secret Service Agent) - GRIM
Clint Walker (Actor) - EDIT
Clive Barker (Director) - PALL
Clive James (Author) - MJ
Cloris Leachman (Actress) - WMDL
Clu Gulagher (Actor) - METAL
Colin Butts (Writer) - ROYAL
Colin Meads (Rugby player) - ROYAL (08/20)
Connie Lawn (White House Reporter) - WARD
Connie Sawyer (Actress) - GRIM
Corey Feldman (Trainwreck) - H2CO

Dalai Lama (Religious Leader) - MJ
David Prowse (Actor, Darth Vader) - H2CO
David Rockefeller (Rockefeller Scion) - WARD (03/20)
David Spade (Comic Actor) - STRAY
Debbie Rowe (Ex-wife of Michael Jackson) - HARV
Della Reese (Actress) - MJ (11/19)
Denise Nickerson (Actress) - WARD
Dennis Hastert (Scumbag) - E
Diahann Carroll (Singer) - FOTO
Diana Baby Peggy Cary (Actress) - GRODY
Dianne Feinstein (Senator) - NICK
Dick Cheney (Torture Aficionado) - E
Dick Nourse (News Anchor) - TROC
Dick Van Dyke (Comic Actor) - PALL
Dmitri Hvorostovsky (Opera Singer) - HEM (11/22)
Doc Sevrinsen (Trumpet player) - YKEWCE
Don Larsen (MLB) - GODI
Don Lusk (Animator) - GRIM
Don Malarkey (Band of Brothers) - SPIN (09/30)
Don Rickles (Comedian) - LUX (04/06)
Donald Rumsfeld (Corrupt Politico) - JAH
Donald Trump (Racist Dbag) - MJ
Doris Day (Actress) - WARD
Dorothy Letterman (TV and IRL Mom of Dave) - WARD (04/11)
Dorothy Malone (Actress) - EDIT
Douglas Rains (Voice of HAL9000) - GRIM

Ed Asner (Actor) - WARD
Ed Meese (Ex-AG) - JAH
Eddie Vedder (Singer) - MO
Edwin Edwards (Corrupt Politico) - JAH
Ernest Fritz Hollings (Politico) - EDIT
Errol Christie (Boxer) - DAAS (06/11)
Eve Marie Saint (Actress) - HARV

Fats Domino (Musician) - FOTO (10/24)
Franco Zefferelli (Famous filmmaker) - YKEWCE
Fred Lorenzen (NASCAR) - SPIN

G. Gordon Liddy (Watergate) - HARV
Garrett Morris (Comedian) - GRODY
Gary Graffman (Famous pianist) - YKEWCE
Gary Player (Golfer) - YKEWCE
Gaston Glock (Gun Dude) - STAB
Gene Mean Gene Okerland (WWF/WWE Announcer) - H2CO
George H. W. Bush (Dad of Dubya) - STAB
George Shultz (Nixon cabinet member) - HARV
Gerald Kaufman (UK politico) - ROYAL (02/26)
Glen Campbell (Singer) - LUX (08/08)
Gloria Henry (Actress) - WMDL
Gloria Vanderbilt (Socialite) - GSG
Glynis Johns (Actress) - WMDL
Gord Downie (Singer) - FOTO (10/17)
Gordon Aikman (ALS Campaigner) - ROYAL (02/03)
Greg Gilbert (Musician) - DAAS
Guy Kawasaki (Venture Capitalist) - TROC

Hal Holbrook (Actor) - FOTO
Hal Moore (Army Lt. Gen., Author) - EDIT (02/10) - OBITUARY PENDING
Harlan Ellison (Author) - STAB
Harry Belafonte (Singer) - LUX
Harry Dean Stanton (Actor) - NICK (09/15)
Harry Whittington (Cheney Target Practice) - MJ
Helmut Kohl (German Politico) - STAB (06/16)
Henry Kissinger (War criminal) - FIRE
Herman Wouk (Author) - FOTO
Honor Blackman (Actress) - METAL
Hosni Mubarak (Dictator) - STAB
Hossein Khosrow (The Iron Sheik, Wrassler) - PALL
Hugh Downs (TV Newsguy) - FOTO
Hugh Hefner (Playboy) - LUX (09/27)

I.M. Pei (Architect) - FOTO
Ian Brady (Murderer) - STAB (05/15)
Iris Apfel (Socialite) - ANN

Jacques Chirac (Politico) - STAB
Jake LaMotta (Boxer) - WARD (09/19)
James A. Baker III (Ex-Sec of State) - JAH
James Earl Jones (Actor) - PALL
James Hamilton (UDA Terrorist) - DAAS
James Lipton (Inside The Actors Studio) - NICK
James Whitey Bulger (Arch-criminal) - GSG
Jane Withers (Actress) - LADYK
Janis Paige (Actress) - ANN
Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III (Pumpkinfuhrer Racist AG pick) - FIRE
Jerry Lawler (Wrassler) - METAL
Jerry Lee Lewis (Musician) - LUX
Jerry Lewis (Comedian) - E (08/20)
Jerry Van Dyke (Actor) - LADYK
Jiang Zewin (Politico) - STAB
Jill Gascoine (Actress) - GODI
Jim Bullock (TV Actor) - TROC
Jim Bunning (MLB) - FIRE (05/26)
Jim Harris (Original Kamala, wrassler) - HARV
Jim Leavelle (JFK Dallas cop) - GRIM
Jim Nabors (Actor) - STAB (11/30)
Jimmy Carter (Great President) - STAB
Jimmy Kimmel (TV Host) - TROC
Joanne Woodward Actress - E
Joe Jackson (Dad of Michael) - WARD
John Astin (Actor) - LUX
John B. Anderson (Frmr Prez Candidate) - JAH (12/03)
John Bain (TotalBiscuit) - STAB
John Hurt (Actor) - MJ (01/27)
John Madden (NFL) - FOTO
John McCain (US Senator) - TROC
John McVie (Musician) - FOTO
John Morgan Jr. (Huntsman World Senior Games) - TROC
John Paul Stevens (Supreme Justice) - FOTO
John Rigas (Cable TV Mogul) - SPIN
John Warner (Ex-Senator) - JAH
Jonathan Demme (Film director) - ROYAL (04/26)
Jonathan Haze (Little Shop of Horrors) - GRIM
Joost van der Westhuizen (Rugby) - FOTO (02/06)
Joseph Wapner (TV Judge) - MJ (02/26)
Josh Hamilton (MLB) - H2CO
Joyce Randolph (Actress) - LUX
June Foray (Voice Actress) - WARD (07/26)
Justin Bieber (Trainwreck) - E

Karl Rove (Horrible person) - MO
Katherine MacGregor (Little House Actress) - WARD
Kay Hagen (Senator) - SPIN
Keith Jackson (Sports Announcer) - GODI
Keith Richards (Rolling Stone) - WMDL
Kelly Osbourne (Talk Show Host) - E
Kenneth Kaunda (Ex-Prez of Zambia) - GSG
Kevin James (Alleged Actor) - STRAY
Kid Rock (Alleged Musician) - STRAY
Kim Jong-un (Fearless Leader) - PALL
King Michael of Romania (King) - DAAS (12/05)
King Salman (Saudi Arabia) - MJ
Kirk Douglas (Actor) - LUX

Larry King (Talk Show Host) - H2CO
Larry Storch (Actor) - WARD
Leah Bracknell (Actress) - DAAS
Lee Fierro (Actress) - HARV
Lee Iacocca (Chairman) - GSG
Lenny Kravitz (Musician) - TROC
Liliane Bettencourt (Loreal Heiress) - FOTO (09/21)
Lindsay Lohan (Trainwreck) - E
Little Richard (Musician) - LUX
Liz Smith (Gossipmonger) - E (11/12)
Liza Minnelli (Actress/Singer) - LADYK
Lois Ranson (Actress) - ANN
Loretta Lynn (Country Singer) - E
Louis Gossett Jr (Actor) - HEM
Luis Echeverria (Mexican president) - HEM
Lyndon Larouche (Politico) - GSG
Lyon Gardner Tyler Jr. (Pres. Tyler Grandson) - GRIM

Madonna Ciccone (Singer) - PALL
Maggie Smith (Actress) - LADYK
Magic Johnson (NBA) - GRODY
Malcolm McDowell (Actor) - EDIT
Malcolm Young (AC/DC guitarist) - METAL (11/18)
Marieke Vervoort (Paralympic Athlete) - HEM
Mario Soares (Portuguese politico) - DAAS (01/07)
Mary Carlisle (Actress) - GRIM
Mary Margaret Corbally (TV Personality) - YKEWCE
Mary Tyler Moore (Actress) - STAB (01/25)
Mary-Kate Olsen (Actress) - MO
Meat Loaf (Singer) - LUX
Mel Brooks (Director) - GRODY
Mel Stottlemyre (MLB) - MJ
Merrill Heatter (Game Show Producer) - FIRE (10/08) - OBITUARY PENDING
Michael Moorcock (Author) - PALL
Michael Schumacher (Race Car Driver) - FIRE
Mick Jagger (Rolling Stone) - WMDL
Mikhail Gorbachev (Russian Politico) - EDIT
Milt Schmidt (Hockey HOF) - SPIN (01/04)
Monty Hall (TV Host) - METAL (09/30)
Morgana King (Actress) - HARV
Morton Sobell (Spy) - METAL

Nanette Fabray (Actress) - FOTO
Nehemiah Persoff (Actor) - GRODY
Neil Simon (Playwright) - MJ
Noam Chomsky (Politico) - GSG
Nobby Stiles (British Soccer Player) - HEM
Norman Lear (TV Icon) - GRIM
Norman Lloyd (Actor) - FOTO

OJ Brigance (NFL) - FOTO
OJ Simpson (Murderer) - E
Olivia DeHavilland (Actress) - FOTO
Ozzy Osbourne (Trainwreck) - PALL

Pam Anderson (Alleged Actress) - STRAY
Pat Loud (Reality TV star) - ANN
Patricia Morison (Actress) - GRODY
Patrick Duffy (Actor) - STRAY
Paul Barselou (Actor) - ANN
Paul Briggs (Gulf War veteran) - DAAS (01/22)
Paul Gascoigne (Soccer) - STAB
Paul Laxalt (Politico) - JAH
Paul Schrade (RFK aide) - HARV
Pele (Soccer Icon) - E
Penny Marshall (Actress) - STAB
Pete Doherty (Trainwreck) - FIRE
Pete Wilson (Ex-CA Governor) - JAH
Peter Sallis (Actor) - ROYAL (06/02)
Peter Skellern (Musician) - DAAS (02/17)
Phil Lesh (Grateful Dead) - FIRE
Pope Benedict (ex-Pope) - STAB
Pope Francis (Current Pope) - FIRE
Prince Philip (Prince) - LUX
Priscilla Presley (Actress) - STRAY
Professor Irwin Corey (Comedian) - E (02/06)

Queen Elizabeth (Queen) - MJ

Ralph Clarke (Paedophile) - ROYAL
Raul Castro (Politico) - GODI
Rayya Elias (Writer) - DAAS
Red Schoendienst (MLB) - EDIT
Rev. Billy Graham (Reverend) - STAB
Rhonda Fleming (Actress) - GRIM
Richard Anderson (TV Actor) - YKEWCE (08/31)
Richard Cole (Doolittle Raider) - SPIN
Richard Overton (Oldest Vet) - WARD
Richard Sherman (NFL) - EDIT
Richard Simmons (Health Guru) - E
Richard Venture (Actor) - ANN
Rico The Stylist Constantino (Wrassler) - SPIN
Rip Taylor (Comedian) - LADYK
Robert Casper (Actor) - ANN
Robert Guillaume (Actor) - FIRE (10/24)
Robert Hales (Ecclesiastical Leader) - TROC
Robert Morgenthau (Former NYC District Attorney) - YKEWCE
Robert Mugabe (Dictator) - E
Robert Packwood (Ex-Senator) - H2CO
Robert Redford (Actor, Activist) - MO
Rod Carew (MLB) - MJ
Roger Corman (Producer) - GRODY
Roger Moore (Bond, James Bond) - PALL (05/23)
Rose Marie (Actress) - LUX (12/28)
Ross Perot (Politico) - H2CO
Roy Clark (Country Singer) - PALL
Roy Sievers (Baseball player) - NICK (04/03)
Rush Limbaugh (Horrible Radio Host) - MO
Russell Baker (Author) - YKEWCE
Ruta Lee (Actress) - LADYK
Ruth Bader Ginsburg (Supreme Justice) - STAB

Sam Huff (NFL) - FOTO
Sam Mele (MLB) - GSG (05/01)
Sara Coward (Actress) - DAAS (02/12)
Scott Hamilton (Skater) - MJ
Sean Connery (Actor) - MJ
Seiji Ozawa (Conductor) - GSG
Shannen Doherty (Actress) - MJ
Sheldon Adelson (Political gadfly) - NICK
Shelley Duvall (Actress) - HEM
Shelley Long (Actress) - GRODY
Sidney Poitier (Actor) - LUX
Simon Ricketts (Journalist) - ROYAL
Stan Lee (Comic Icon) - LUX
Stanley Donen (Director) - GRODY
Stansfield Turner (Ex-CIA director) - EDIT
Stefen Karl Stefansson (Actor) - GODI
Stephen Hawking (Smart Dude) - STAB
Steven Tyler (Musician) - STRAY
Sumner Redstone (Media Dude) - FOTO
Superfly Jimmy Snuka (Wrassler) - WARD (01/15)

T. Boone Pickens (Oil Tycoon) - H2CO
Teri Garr (Actress) - LUX
Terry Jacks (Singer) - WMDL
Terry Jones (Monty Python) - WMDL
TG Sheppard (Country singer) - SPIN
Tim Curry (Actor) - E
Tom Brokaw (News Anchor) - TROC
Tommy Chong (Comedian) - MJ
Tommy Lasorda (MLB) - E
Tommy Lee (Musician, Trainwreck) - STRAY
Tony Bennett (Crooner) - WMDL
Tony Booth (Actor) - GODI (09/25)
Tony Dow (Actor) - GODI

Val Kilmer (Actor) - FOTO
Valerie Harper (Actress) - WARD
Vera Lynn (Singer) - FIRE
Vladimir Putin (Meddling Prez) - MO

Walter Mirisch (Producer) - GRODY
Whitey Ford (MLB) - H2CO
Wilford Brimley (Actor, Diabeetus Spokesman) - MO
Willard Scott (Weatherdude) - LUX
William Broomfield (ex-US Congressman) - NICK
William Perry (Ex-Sec of Defense) - JAH
William Shatner (Hammy Actor) - METAL
William The Refrigerator Perry (NFL player) - HEM
Wolf Blitzer (News Anchor, Jeopardy Fail) - TROC

Y. A. Tittle (NFL) - NICK (10/08)
Yahya Jammeh (Gambia) - STAB
Yoko Ono (Alleged singer) - METAL

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