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|---|
| Abu Bakr Al Bagdhadi (Terrorist) - SPIN |
Adam West (Actor) - LUX (06/09) |
| Al Jaffee (Mad Magazine Cartoonist) - HEM |
| Albert Finney (Actor) - MO |
| Albert Wilkinson (Oompa Loompa) - HARV |
| Andy Bell (Singer) - GODI |
| Angela Bofill (Singer/Songwriter) - NICK |
Anne Jeffreys (Actress) - GSG (09/27) |
| Arlene Dahl (Actress) - LADYK |
| Arte Johnson (Comedian-Laugh In) - HEM |
| Austin Chumlee Russell (Pawn Stars stooge) - EDIT |
| Ayatollah Ali Khamenei (Ayattolah) - STAB |

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|---|
| Barbara Bush (Mother of Dubya) - MJ |
| Barbara Walters (TV News Icon) - LADYK |
| Barry Manilow (Singer) - E |
| Bart Starr (NFL) - MJ |
| Bashar Al-Assad (Syrian Dick-tater) - WMDL |
Bea Wain (Singer) - ANN (08/19) - OBITUARY PENDING  |
| Bernie Madoff (Scumbag) - E |
| Betty White (Coolest Broad Ever) - YKEWCE |
| Beverly Cleary (Author) - WARD |
| Big Van Vader (Wrassler) - WARD |
| Bill Clinton (Ex-Prez) - STRAY |
| Bill Cosby (Rapist) - LUX |
Bill Dana (Comedian) - METAL (06/15) |
| Bill Loud (Reality TV Star) - ANN |
| Billy Zoom (Guitarist with X) - NICK |
| Bob Barker (TV Host) - LUX |
| Bob Dole (Politico) - WARD |
| Bob Dorough (Schoolhouse Rock) - ANN |
| Bob Newhart (Comedian) - E |
| Bobby Brown (MLB) - GODI |
Bobby Doerr (MLB) - MJ (11/13) |
| Bret Michaels (Poisonous Musician) - STRAY |
| Brian Wilson (Beach Boy) - HARV |
| Brooks Robinson (MLB) - H2CO |
Bruce Forsyth (Actor) - GODI (08/18) |
Bruce Langhorne (Musician) - ROYAL (04/14) |
Brunhilde Pomsel (Goebbels ex-secretary) - ROYAL (01/27) |
| Burt Reynolds (Actor) - WARD |
| Buzz Aldrin (Astronaut) - WARD |

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|---|
| Camille Cosby (Wife of rapist) - LADYK |
Cardinal Bernard Law (Cardinal) - SPIN (12/20) |
| Carl Reiner (TV Icon) - METAL |
| Carol Burnett (Comedy icon) - MO |
| Carol Channing (Actress) - FOTO |
| Carole Cook (Actress) - LADYK |
| Cat Marnell (Author) - MO |
| Charles Aznavour (French singer) - GSG |
Charles Manson (Serial Murderer) - JAH (11/19) |
| Charles Van Doren (Quiz Show cheat) - WMDL |
| Charlie Sheen (Trainwreck) - E |
| Charlotte Rae (Actress) - WARD |
| Chris Mortensen (Sports Journalist) - MJ |
Chuck Barris (Gong Show Host) - HEM (03/21) |
| Chuck Yeager (Speed of Sound Dude) - YKEWCE |
| Cicely Tyson (Actress) - LUX |
| Claus von Bulow (Alleged murderer) - NICK |
| Clint Hill (JFK Secret Service Agent) - GRIM |
| Clint Walker (Actor) - EDIT |
| Clive Barker (Director) - PALL |
| Clive James (Author) - MJ |
| Cloris Leachman (Actress) - WMDL |
| Clu Gulagher (Actor) - METAL |
| Colin Butts (Writer) - ROYAL |
Colin Meads (Rugby player) - ROYAL (08/20) |
| Connie Lawn (White House Reporter) - WARD |
| Connie Sawyer (Actress) - GRIM |
| Corey Feldman (Trainwreck) - H2CO |

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|---|
| Dalai Lama (Religious Leader) - MJ |
| David Prowse (Actor, Darth Vader) - H2CO |
David Rockefeller (Rockefeller Scion) - WARD (03/20) |
| David Spade (Comic Actor) - STRAY |
| Debbie Rowe (Ex-wife of Michael Jackson) - HARV |
Della Reese (Actress) - MJ (11/19) |
| Denise Nickerson (Actress) - WARD |
| Dennis Hastert (Scumbag) - E |
| Diahann Carroll (Singer) - FOTO |
| Diana Baby Peggy Cary (Actress) - GRODY |
| Dianne Feinstein (Senator) - NICK |
| Dick Cheney (Torture Aficionado) - E |
| Dick Nourse (News Anchor) - TROC |
| Dick Van Dyke (Comic Actor) - PALL |
Dmitri Hvorostovsky (Opera Singer) - HEM (11/22) |
| Doc Sevrinsen (Trumpet player) - YKEWCE |
| Don Larsen (MLB) - GODI |
| Don Lusk (Animator) - GRIM |
Don Malarkey (Band of Brothers) - SPIN (09/30) |
Don Rickles (Comedian) - LUX (04/06) |
| Donald Rumsfeld (Corrupt Politico) - JAH |
| Donald Trump (Racist Dbag) - MJ |
| Doris Day (Actress) - WARD |
Dorothy Letterman (TV and IRL Mom of Dave) - WARD (04/11) |
| Dorothy Malone (Actress) - EDIT |
| Douglas Rains (Voice of HAL9000) - GRIM |

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|---|
| Ed Asner (Actor) - WARD |
| Ed Meese (Ex-AG) - JAH |
| Eddie Vedder (Singer) - MO |
| Edwin Edwards (Corrupt Politico) - JAH |
| Ernest Fritz Hollings (Politico) - EDIT |
Errol Christie (Boxer) - DAAS (06/11) |
| Eve Marie Saint (Actress) - HARV |

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|---|
Fats Domino (Musician) - FOTO (10/24) |
| Franco Zefferelli (Famous filmmaker) - YKEWCE |
| Fred Lorenzen (NASCAR) - SPIN |

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|---|
| G. Gordon Liddy (Watergate) - HARV |
| Garrett Morris (Comedian) - GRODY |
| Gary Graffman (Famous pianist) - YKEWCE |
| Gary Player (Golfer) - YKEWCE |
| Gaston Glock (Gun Dude) - STAB |
| Gene Mean Gene Okerland (WWF/WWE Announcer) - H2CO |
| George H. W. Bush (Dad of Dubya) - STAB |
| George Shultz (Nixon cabinet member) - HARV |
Gerald Kaufman (UK politico) - ROYAL (02/26) |
Glen Campbell (Singer) - LUX (08/08) |
| Gloria Henry (Actress) - WMDL |
| Gloria Vanderbilt (Socialite) - GSG |
| Glynis Johns (Actress) - WMDL |
Gord Downie (Singer) - FOTO (10/17) |
Gordon Aikman (ALS Campaigner) - ROYAL (02/03) |
| Greg Gilbert (Musician) - DAAS |
| Guy Kawasaki (Venture Capitalist) - TROC |

|
|---|
| Hal Holbrook (Actor) - FOTO |
Hal Moore (Army Lt. Gen., Author) - EDIT (02/10) - OBITUARY PENDING  |
| Harlan Ellison (Author) - STAB |
| Harry Belafonte (Singer) - LUX |
Harry Dean Stanton (Actor) - NICK (09/15) |
| Harry Whittington (Cheney Target Practice) - MJ |
Helmut Kohl (German Politico) - STAB (06/16) |
| Henry Kissinger (War criminal) - FIRE |
| Herman Wouk (Author) - FOTO |
| Honor Blackman (Actress) - METAL |
| Hosni Mubarak (Dictator) - STAB |
| Hossein Khosrow (The Iron Sheik, Wrassler) - PALL |
| Hugh Downs (TV Newsguy) - FOTO |
Hugh Hefner (Playboy) - LUX (09/27) |

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|---|
| I.M. Pei (Architect) - FOTO |
Ian Brady (Murderer) - STAB (05/15) |
| Iris Apfel (Socialite) - ANN |

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|---|
| Jacques Chirac (Politico) - STAB |
Jake LaMotta (Boxer) - WARD (09/19) |
| James A. Baker III (Ex-Sec of State) - JAH |
| James Earl Jones (Actor) - PALL |
| James Hamilton (UDA Terrorist) - DAAS |
| James Lipton (Inside The Actors Studio) - NICK |
| James Whitey Bulger (Arch-criminal) - GSG |
| Jane Withers (Actress) - LADYK |
| Janis Paige (Actress) - ANN |
| Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III (Pumpkinfuhrer Racist AG pick) - FIRE |
| Jerry Lawler (Wrassler) - METAL |
| Jerry Lee Lewis (Musician) - LUX |
Jerry Lewis (Comedian) - E (08/20) |
| Jerry Van Dyke (Actor) - LADYK |
| Jiang Zewin (Politico) - STAB |
| Jill Gascoine (Actress) - GODI |
| Jim Bullock (TV Actor) - TROC |
Jim Bunning (MLB) - FIRE (05/26) |
| Jim Harris (Original Kamala, wrassler) - HARV |
| Jim Leavelle (JFK Dallas cop) - GRIM |
Jim Nabors (Actor) - STAB (11/30) |
| Jimmy Carter (Great President) - STAB |
| Jimmy Kimmel (TV Host) - TROC |
| Joanne Woodward Actress - E |
| Joe Jackson (Dad of Michael) - WARD |
| John Astin (Actor) - LUX |
John B. Anderson (Frmr Prez Candidate) - JAH (12/03) |
| John Bain (TotalBiscuit) - STAB |
John Hurt (Actor) - MJ (01/27) |
| John Madden (NFL) - FOTO |
| John McCain (US Senator) - TROC |
| John McVie (Musician) - FOTO |
| John Morgan Jr. (Huntsman World Senior Games) - TROC |
| John Paul Stevens (Supreme Justice) - FOTO |
| John Rigas (Cable TV Mogul) - SPIN |
| John Warner (Ex-Senator) - JAH |
Jonathan Demme (Film director) - ROYAL (04/26) |
| Jonathan Haze (Little Shop of Horrors) - GRIM |
Joost van der Westhuizen (Rugby) - FOTO (02/06) |
Joseph Wapner (TV Judge) - MJ (02/26) |
| Josh Hamilton (MLB) - H2CO |
| Joyce Randolph (Actress) - LUX |
June Foray (Voice Actress) - WARD (07/26) |
| Justin Bieber (Trainwreck) - E |

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|---|
| Karl Rove (Horrible person) - MO |
| Katherine MacGregor (Little House Actress) - WARD |
| Kay Hagen (Senator) - SPIN |
| Keith Jackson (Sports Announcer) - GODI |
| Keith Richards (Rolling Stone) - WMDL |
| Kelly Osbourne (Talk Show Host) - E |
| Kenneth Kaunda (Ex-Prez of Zambia) - GSG |
| Kevin James (Alleged Actor) - STRAY |
| Kid Rock (Alleged Musician) - STRAY |
| Kim Jong-un (Fearless Leader) - PALL |
King Michael of Romania (King) - DAAS (12/05) |
| King Salman (Saudi Arabia) - MJ |
| Kirk Douglas (Actor) - LUX |

|
|---|
| Larry King (Talk Show Host) - H2CO |
| Larry Storch (Actor) - WARD |
| Leah Bracknell (Actress) - DAAS |
| Lee Fierro (Actress) - HARV |
| Lee Iacocca (Chairman) - GSG |
| Lenny Kravitz (Musician) - TROC |
Liliane Bettencourt (Loreal Heiress) - FOTO (09/21) |
| Lindsay Lohan (Trainwreck) - E |
| Little Richard (Musician) - LUX |
Liz Smith (Gossipmonger) - E (11/12) |
| Liza Minnelli (Actress/Singer) - LADYK |
| Lois Ranson (Actress) - ANN |
| Loretta Lynn (Country Singer) - E |
| Louis Gossett Jr (Actor) - HEM |
| Luis Echeverria (Mexican president) - HEM |
| Lyndon Larouche (Politico) - GSG |
| Lyon Gardner Tyler Jr. (Pres. Tyler Grandson) - GRIM |

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|---|
| Madonna Ciccone (Singer) - PALL |
| Maggie Smith (Actress) - LADYK |
| Magic Johnson (NBA) - GRODY |
| Malcolm McDowell (Actor) - EDIT |
Malcolm Young (AC/DC guitarist) - METAL (11/18) |
| Marieke Vervoort (Paralympic Athlete) - HEM |
Mario Soares (Portuguese politico) - DAAS (01/07) |
| Mary Carlisle (Actress) - GRIM |
| Mary Margaret Corbally (TV Personality) - YKEWCE |
Mary Tyler Moore (Actress) - STAB (01/25) |
| Mary-Kate Olsen (Actress) - MO |
| Meat Loaf (Singer) - LUX |
| Mel Brooks (Director) - GRODY |
| Mel Stottlemyre (MLB) - MJ |
Merrill Heatter (Game Show Producer) - FIRE (10/08) - OBITUARY PENDING  |
| Michael Moorcock (Author) - PALL |
| Michael Schumacher (Race Car Driver) - FIRE |
| Mick Jagger (Rolling Stone) - WMDL |
| Mikhail Gorbachev (Russian Politico) - EDIT |
Milt Schmidt (Hockey HOF) - SPIN (01/04) |
Monty Hall (TV Host) - METAL (09/30) |
| Morgana King (Actress) - HARV |
| Morton Sobell (Spy) - METAL |

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|---|
| Nanette Fabray (Actress) - FOTO |
| Nehemiah Persoff (Actor) - GRODY |
| Neil Simon (Playwright) - MJ |
| Noam Chomsky (Politico) - GSG |
| Nobby Stiles (British Soccer Player) - HEM |
| Norman Lear (TV Icon) - GRIM |
| Norman Lloyd (Actor) - FOTO |

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|---|
| OJ Brigance (NFL) - FOTO |
| OJ Simpson (Murderer) - E |
| Olivia DeHavilland (Actress) - FOTO |
| Ozzy Osbourne (Trainwreck) - PALL |

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|---|
| Pam Anderson (Alleged Actress) - STRAY |
| Pat Loud (Reality TV star) - ANN |
| Patricia Morison (Actress) - GRODY |
| Patrick Duffy (Actor) - STRAY |
| Paul Barselou (Actor) - ANN |
Paul Briggs (Gulf War veteran) - DAAS (01/22) |
| Paul Gascoigne (Soccer) - STAB |
| Paul Laxalt (Politico) - JAH |
| Paul Schrade (RFK aide) - HARV |
| Pele (Soccer Icon) - E |
| Penny Marshall (Actress) - STAB |
| Pete Doherty (Trainwreck) - FIRE |
| Pete Wilson (Ex-CA Governor) - JAH |
Peter Sallis (Actor) - ROYAL (06/02) |
Peter Skellern (Musician) - DAAS (02/17) |
| Phil Lesh (Grateful Dead) - FIRE |
| Pope Benedict (ex-Pope) - STAB |
| Pope Francis (Current Pope) - FIRE |
| Prince Philip (Prince) - LUX |
| Priscilla Presley (Actress) - STRAY |
Professor Irwin Corey (Comedian) - E (02/06) |

|
|---|
| Queen Elizabeth (Queen) - MJ |

|
|---|
| Ralph Clarke (Paedophile) - ROYAL |
| Raul Castro (Politico) - GODI |
| Rayya Elias (Writer) - DAAS |
| Red Schoendienst (MLB) - EDIT |
| Rev. Billy Graham (Reverend) - STAB |
| Rhonda Fleming (Actress) - GRIM |
Richard Anderson (TV Actor) - YKEWCE (08/31) |
| Richard Cole (Doolittle Raider) - SPIN |
| Richard Overton (Oldest Vet) - WARD |
| Richard Sherman (NFL) - EDIT |
| Richard Simmons (Health Guru) - E |
| Richard Venture (Actor) - ANN |
| Rico The Stylist Constantino (Wrassler) - SPIN |
| Rip Taylor (Comedian) - LADYK |
| Robert Casper (Actor) - ANN |
Robert Guillaume (Actor) - FIRE (10/24) |
| Robert Hales (Ecclesiastical Leader) - TROC |
| Robert Morgenthau (Former NYC District Attorney) - YKEWCE |
| Robert Mugabe (Dictator) - E |
| Robert Packwood (Ex-Senator) - H2CO |
| Robert Redford (Actor, Activist) - MO |
| Rod Carew (MLB) - MJ |
| Roger Corman (Producer) - GRODY |
Roger Moore (Bond, James Bond) - PALL (05/23) |
Rose Marie (Actress) - LUX (12/28) |
| Ross Perot (Politico) - H2CO |
| Roy Clark (Country Singer) - PALL |
Roy Sievers (Baseball player) - NICK (04/03) |
| Rush Limbaugh (Horrible Radio Host) - MO |
| Russell Baker (Author) - YKEWCE |
| Ruta Lee (Actress) - LADYK |
| Ruth Bader Ginsburg (Supreme Justice) - STAB |

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|---|
| Sam Huff (NFL) - FOTO |
Sam Mele (MLB) - GSG (05/01) |
Sara Coward (Actress) - DAAS (02/12) |
| Scott Hamilton (Skater) - MJ |
| Sean Connery (Actor) - MJ |
| Seiji Ozawa (Conductor) - GSG |
| Shannen Doherty (Actress) - MJ |
| Sheldon Adelson (Political gadfly) - NICK |
| Shelley Duvall (Actress) - HEM |
| Shelley Long (Actress) - GRODY |
| Sidney Poitier (Actor) - LUX |
| Simon Ricketts (Journalist) - ROYAL |
| Stan Lee (Comic Icon) - LUX |
| Stanley Donen (Director) - GRODY |
| Stansfield Turner (Ex-CIA director) - EDIT |
| Stefen Karl Stefansson (Actor) - GODI |
| Stephen Hawking (Smart Dude) - STAB |
| Steven Tyler (Musician) - STRAY |
| Sumner Redstone (Media Dude) - FOTO |
Superfly Jimmy Snuka (Wrassler) - WARD (01/15) |

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|---|
| T. Boone Pickens (Oil Tycoon) - H2CO |
| Teri Garr (Actress) - LUX |
| Terry Jacks (Singer) - WMDL |
| Terry Jones (Monty Python) - WMDL |
| TG Sheppard (Country singer) - SPIN |
| Tim Curry (Actor) - E |
| Tom Brokaw (News Anchor) - TROC |
| Tommy Chong (Comedian) - MJ |
| Tommy Lasorda (MLB) - E |
| Tommy Lee (Musician, Trainwreck) - STRAY |
| Tony Bennett (Crooner) - WMDL |
Tony Booth (Actor) - GODI (09/25) |
| Tony Dow (Actor) - GODI |

|
|---|
| Val Kilmer (Actor) - FOTO |
| Valerie Harper (Actress) - WARD |
| Vera Lynn (Singer) - FIRE |
| Vladimir Putin (Meddling Prez) - MO |

|
|---|
| Walter Mirisch (Producer) - GRODY |
| Whitey Ford (MLB) - H2CO |
| Wilford Brimley (Actor, Diabeetus Spokesman) - MO |
| Willard Scott (Weatherdude) - LUX |
| William Broomfield (ex-US Congressman) - NICK |
| William Perry (Ex-Sec of Defense) - JAH |
| William Shatner (Hammy Actor) - METAL |
| William The Refrigerator Perry (NFL player) - HEM |
| Wolf Blitzer (News Anchor, Jeopardy Fail) - TROC |

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|---|
Y. A. Tittle (NFL) - NICK (10/08) |
| Yahya Jammeh (Gambia) - STAB |
| Yoko Ono (Alleged singer) - METAL |