In the Majors, Spinzo WINS with an astounding 6 hits! DrunkenSkunken comes in 2nd with 5 hits, taking the tie-breaker over MJ also with 5 hits. E takes 4th with 3 smackers, Mr. 50s grabs 5th also with 3 hits, and LUX is poised to pounce in 2016!

In the Minors, veteran player STAB takes the crown with 3 hitaroos, squeaking past EDIT in the tie-breaker. H2CO snags 3rd with 2 toe-tagged notables, while WMDL and GRODY take 4th and 5th. See you all next year!

KEY:

The Major Leaguers:

DAAS = DrunkAsASkunk

WARD = Mr. 50s

MJ = MJ

LUX = The Luxury Woman

E = E-Brake

SPIN = Spinzo

The Minor Leaguers:

HEM = Captain Hemlock

NICK = NecroNick

GRODY = Mr. 80s

EDIT = Editer43

STAB = STAB-in-the-DARK

FOTO = Fotojrn

H2CO = The Embalmer

YKEWCE = YouKillemWeChillem

GRIM = Grim McGraw

LADYK = Lady Karaoke

METAL = Metalcidal

FIRE = Fireball

ROYAL = Let's have more Royal Funerals

PALL = Vincent Pall

JAH = JustAHobby

WMDL = Where's My Dam List

RIG = Rigor Mortis Mairi

GSG = Go See God

TEMP = Roomtemp

Abdelaziz Bouteflika (Algerian Prez) - DAAS
Abe Vigoda (Actor) - LUX
Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi (Terrorist) - SPIN
Al Jaffee (Cartoonist) - HEM
Al Molinaro (Actor) - SPIN (10/30)
Alan Young (Actor) - FOTO
Alice Munro (Author) - ROYAL
Amanda Bynes (Trainwreck) - LUX
Angela Bofill (Singer) - NICK
Angus Scrimm (Phantasm Creep) - E
Anne Jackson (Actress) - NICK

B.B. King (Musician) - WARD (05/14)
Barbara Bush (Ex-First Lady) - E
Barbara Eden (Actress) - PALL
Barbara Walters (TV News Icon) - LADYK
Barry Manilow (Musician) - E
Bashar Al-Assad (Syrian Dictator) - WMDL
Bess Myerson (Miss America - died 12/14/14, obit 1/5/15) - MJ
Betsy Palmer (Actress) - METAL (05/29)
Betty White (Actress) - YKEWCE
Beverly Cleary (Author) - EDIT
Bill Cosby (Comic) - E
Bill Daily (Actor) - LADYK
Bill Dana (Comedian) - GSG
Billie Hayes (Actress) - GRIM
Billy Crystal (Comedian) - TEMP
Bob Barker (TV Host) - LUX
Bob Benmosche (Businessman) - ROYAL (02/27)
Bob Dole (Politico) - WARD
Bob Elliott (Comedian) - FIRE
Bob Newhart (Comic Icon) - LUX
Bobby Doerr (MLB) - SPIN
Bobby The Brain Hennan (Wrassler) - LUX
Boris Spassky (Chess) - MJ
Boutrous Boutrous-Ghali (Egyptian Politico) - H2CO
Burt Reynolds (Actor) - LUX

Carl Reiner (TV Producer) - YKEWCE
Carol Channing (Actress) - ROYAL
Caroline Aherne (Comedy Actress) - STAB
Charlie Sheen (Trainwreck) - E
Chi Chi Rodriguez (Golfer) - FOTO
Christopher Plummer (Actor) - FOTO
Christy Dignam (Singer) - DAAS
Chuck Barris (TV Host) - HEM
Chuck Berry (Music Icon) - WMDL
Chuck Blazer (FIFA dude) - SPIN
Chuck Yeager (Astronaut) - H2CO
Clint Eastwood (Actor) - PALL
Clint Hill (JFK Secret Service Agent) - GRIM
Clive James (Author) - MJ
Colin Bloomfield (Radio Derby Host) - STAB (04/25)

Daisy Berkowitz (Musician) - DAAS
Darren Daulton (MLB) - MJ
Dave Benton (News Anchor) - DAAS (05/26) - OBITUARY PENDING
David Dinkins (Ex-NYC Mayor) - LADYK
David Rockefeller (Capitalist) - NICK
Dean Smith (Basketball) - MJ (02/07)
Denis Healey (UK Politico) - DAAS (10/03)
Derek Ezra (Baron) - DAAS (12/22)
Dianne Feinstein (Senator) - NICK
Dick Cheney (Torture Aficianado) - E
Dick Van Patten (Actor) - FOTO (06/23)
Don Edwards (Congressman) - NICK (10/01) - OBITUARY PENDING
Donald Sterling (Racist Asshole) - LADYK
Donald Wildmon (AFA Founder) - MJ
Doris Day (Actress) - WARD
Dorothy Letterman Mengering (Dave's Mom) - YKEWCE
Dorothy Malone (Actress) - FIRE
Douglas Rains (Voice of HAL9000) - GRIM

Edward Brooke III (Senator) - EDIT (01/03)
Edwin Edwards (Politico, Ex-Con) - JAH
Elmer Lach (Hockey) - SPIN (04/04)
Elmo Williams (Film Editor) - GRODY (11/25)
Estelle Parsons (Actress) - METAL
Eugene (The Dancing Machine) Patton (70s Icon) - MJ (03/09) - OBITUARY PENDING

Fernando Rickson (Soccer) - DAAS
Fidel Castro (Ex-Dictator) - WARD
Frances E. Neal (Actress) - RIG
Franco Zefferelli (Producer) - YKEWCE
Frank Borman (Astronaut) - H2CO
Fritz Hollings (Senator) - EDIT
Fritz Weaver (Actor) - LADYK
Fyvush Finkel (Actor) - FIRE

Garrett Morris (Comedian) - GRODY
Gene Wilder (Actor) - LUX
George Gaynes (Actor) - HEM
George H.W. Bush (Ex-Prez) - LUX
George Kennedy (Actor) - GSG
George Michael (Singer) - E
George RR Martin (Author) - LUX
George Shultz (Ex-Sec. of State) - JAH
George Wendt (Actor) - PALL
Ginger Baker (Drummer) - FOTO
Gino Odjick (NHL) - HEM
Glen Campbell (Musician) - SPIN
Glen Michael (TV Legend) - DAAS
Gloria Vanderbilt (Designer) - YKEWCE
Glynis Johns (Actress) - RIG
Gordie Howe (Hockey Guy) - MJ
Gordon Aikman (Campaigner) - DAAS
Gunther Von Hagens (Plastination) - STAB

Harper Lee (Author) - LUX
Harry Whittington (Cheney Target Practice) - MJ
Helen Fawkes (Reporter) - DAAS
Helmut Kohl (Ex-German Prez) - JAH
Helmut Schmidt (Politico) - H2CO (11/10)
Henry Heimlich (Maneuverer) - SPIN
Henry Kissinger (Politico) - JAH
Herman Wouk (Author) - FOTO
Hosni Mubarak (Ex-Egyptian Prez) - WARD
Hossein Khosrow (The Iron Sheik, wrassler) - PALL
Hugh Downs (News Host) - WMDL

I. M. Pei (Architect) - NICK
Ian Brady (Moors Murderer) - STAB

Jack Rollins (Producer) - NICK (06/18)
Jake LaMotta (Boxer) - H2CO
Jake The Snake Roberts (Wrassler) - MJ
James "Whitey" Bulger (Criminal) - GSG
James Baker III (Ex-Sec. of State) - JAH
James Best (Actor) - WARD (04/06)
Jane Withers (Actress) - LADYK
Janet Waldo (Voice Actress) - GRIM
Jason Wingreen (Actor) - RIG
Jayne Meadows (Comedienne) - WMDL (04/26)
Jean Darling (Our Gang, Actress) - WMDL (09/04)
Jenny Diski (Author) - DAAS
Jerry Butler (Singer) - LADYK
Jerry Lawler (Wrassler/Commentator) - METAL
Jerry Lee Lewis (Musician) - WARD
Jerry Lewis (Comic Actor) - WARD
Jerry Maren (Last Munchkin) - SPIN
Jerry Pournelle (Sci-Fi Author) - PALL
Jerry Sandusky (Sicko) - H2CO
Jerry Tarkanian (Basketball) - E (02/11)
Jim Bunning (Senator) - FIRE
Jim Harrison (Writer) - TEMP
Jim Kaat (MLB Pitcher) - TEMP
Jim Kelly (NFL) - WMDL
Jim Leavelle (JFK Dallas cop) - GRIM
Jim Nabors (Actor) - WARD
Jim Wright (Ex-House Speaker) - EDIT (05/06)
Jimmy Carter (Ex-President) - JAH
Joao Havelange (FIFA Dude) - DAAS
Jock Scot (Poet) - ROYAL
Joe Garagiola (TV host) - GSG
John Anderson (Ex-Prez Candidate) - JAH
John Dingell (U.S. Rep) - EDIT
John Glenn (Astronaut) - HEM
John Paul Stevens (Former Supreme) - EDIT
John Travolta (Actor, Trainwreck) - PALL
Jonathan Haze (Actor) - GRIM
Joost Van der Westhuizen (Rugby) - FOTO
Joseph Jackson (Asshole Father) - METAL
Joseph Kony (LRA Leader) - FOTO
Joseph Wapner (TV Judge) - GSG
Judd Nelson (Actor) - TEMP
Jules Bianchi (Racecar Driver) - E (07/17)
Julie Adams (Actress) - RIG
June Foray (Voice Actress) - WARD

Karen Lewis (Chicago Union) - HEM
Karl Lagerfeld (Designer) - LUX
Kate Granger (Author) - DAAS
Katherine MacGregor (Actress) - WARD
Kay Starr (Jazz Singer) - FOTO
Kaye Ballard (Actress) - METAL
Ken Hechler (Politico) - DAAS
Kim Jong-un (Fearless Leader) - PALL
King Abdullah bin Abdulaziz (Saudi King) - SPIN (01/23)
King Bhumibol (King of Thailand) - E
Kirk Douglas (Actor) - WARD
Kirk Kerkorian (Casino Magnate) - GRODY (06/15)
Kris Kristofferson (Musician) - LUX
Kris Travis (Wrestler) - ROYAL

Lady Gaga (Singer) - E
Larry Storch (Actor) - WARD
Lauren Hill (Basketball) - DAAS (04/10)
Leon Bibb (Folk Singer) - RIG (10/23)
Leonard Nimoy (TV Icon) - WARD (02/27)
Lil Wayne (Rapper) - LUX
Lindsay Lohan (Trainwreck) - E
Little Jimmy Dickens (Musician) - MJ (01/02)
Lizabeth Scott (Actress) - H2CO (01/31)
Loretta Lynn (Singer) - LUX
Lou Duva (Boxing Trainer) - EDIT
Louis Harris (Pollster) - LADYK
Louis Jourdan (Actor) - SPIN (02/14)
Louise Latham (Actress) - RIG
Luis Echeverria (Mexican Prez) - HEM
Lyndon LaRouche (Politico) - H2CO
Lynne Stewart (Sheikh Lawyer) - SPIN
Lyon Gardiner Tyler Jr. (Pres. Tyler Grandkid) - GRIM

Maggie Smith (Actress) - LADYK
Magic Johnson (NBA) - GRODY
Malcolm Toon (Diplomat) - WMDL
Malcolm Young (AC/DC Guitarist) - METAL
Manoel De Oliviera (Director) - GRIM (04/02)
Marjorie Lord (Actress) - GSG (11/28)
Marsha Hunt (Actress) - RIG
Martin Crowe (Cricketer) - STAB
Mary "Maggie" Corbally (Reality TV Star) - RIG
Mary Carlisle (Actress) - GRIM
Mary Tyler Moore (Actress) - MJ
Maureen O'Hara (Actress) - SPIN (10/24)
Max Von Sydow (Actor) - WMDL
McCauley Conner (Illustrator) - FOTO
Mel Brooks (Director/Actor) - H2CO
Melvin Laird (Ex-Sec. of Defense) - EDIT
Merrill Heatter (Game Show Producer) - FIRE
Milt Schmidt (Hockey) - SPIN
Monte Irvin (MLB) - NICK
Monty Brinson (Supermarket Heir) - DAAS
Morton Sobell (Spy) - METAL
Muhammad Ali (Boxing Great) - SPIN

Nancy Reagan (Ex-First Lady) - WARD
Nanette Fabray (Actress) - GSG
Nehemiah Persoff (Actor) - GRODY
Neil Simon (Playwright) - MJ
Neville Marriner (Conductor) - GSG
Nick Wallenda (Aerialist) - LUX
Noel Neill (Actress) - METAL
Norman Lear (TV Producer) - YKEWCE
Norman Lloyd (Actor) - NICK

OJ Simpson (Murderer) - E
Olivia de Havilland (Actress) - WARD

Patricio Aylwin (Chilean Prez) - HEM
Paul Gascoigne (English Footballer) - STAB
Pauline Cafferkey (Humanitarian) - ROYAL
Peggy-Jean Montgomery ("Baby Peggy", Actress) - GRODY
Pele (Soccer Icon) - E
Penny Marshall (Actress) - E
Percy Sledge (Singer) - STAB (04/14)
Peter Mayhew (Actor, Chewbacca) - GSG
Peter Robbins (Charlie Brown Voice) - LUX
Phyllis Schlafly (Conservative Kook) - FIRE
Pope Benedict (Ex-Pope) - DAAS
Prince Mikasa (Japanese Royal) - SPIN
Prince Philip (Prince of England) - WARD
Professor Irwin Corey (Comic) - SPIN

Ralph Hall (Congresscritter) - FIRE
Randy Travis (Musician) - LUX
Raul Castro (Ex-Gov of Arizona) - SPIN (04/10)
Red Schoendienst (MLB) - H2CO
Reg Grundy (Game Show Producer) - FIRE
Rene Angelil (Svengali) - E
Rev. Billy Graham (Preacherman) - DAAS
Richard Cole (Doolittle Raider) - SPIN
Richard Overton (Oldest Vet) - WARD
Richard Penniman (Little Richard) - PALL
Richard Sherman (Songwriter) - WMDL
Richard Simmons (Exercise Guru) - E
Richie Benaud (Cricketer) - DAAS (04/10)
Rob Ford (Trainwreck) - MJ
Robert Cray (Musician) - TEMP
Robert Morgenthau (Ex-NYC DA) - YKEWCE
Robert Mugabe (Dictator) - E
Robert Schuller (Preacherman) - MJ (04/02)
Roger Corman (Producer) - GRODY
Roger Moore (Bond. James Bond) - PALL
Rolf Harris (Pervert) - ROYAL
Rose Marie (Actress) - HEM
Roy Douglas (Composer) - ROYAL (03/23) - OBITUARY PENDING
Russell Baker (Author) - YKEWCE
Ruth Bader Ginsburg (Supreme) - STAB

Sam Simon (Simpsons co-creator) - DAAS (03/08)
Sarah Brady (Campaigner) - E (04/03)
Scott Stapp (Creed, Trainwreck) - WMDL
Sean Connery (Actor) - MJ
Seiji Ozawa (Conductor) - GSG
Shelley Berman (Actor) - RIG
Shelley Long (Actress) - GRODY
Shimon Peres (Ex-Israeli PM) - JAH
Stan Lee (Comic Icon) - LUX
Stanley Donan (Director) - RIG
Stephen Stills (Singer) - TEMP
Steven Hawking (Theoretical Physicist) - MJ
Steven Hill (Actor) - YKEWCE
Stuart Scott (ESPN) - MJ (01/04)
Summer Redstone (Media Mogul) - METAL
Sunny (Wrassler) - LUX
Superstar Billy Graham (Wrassler) - MJ

Tariq Aziz (Ex-Iraqi Gov Minister) - STAB (06/05)
Taylor Momsen (Trainwreck) - E
Tempest Storm (Burlesque) - SPIN
Theodore Bikel (Actor) - FIRE (07/21)
Theodore Hesburgh (Ex-Notre Dame Prez) - EDIT (02/26)
Tim Curry (Actor) - GRIM
Tim Pawlenty (Politician) - TEMP
Tom Kelly (MLB manager) - TEMP
Tom Kennedy (Game Show Host) - FIRE
Tom Robbins (Writer) - TEMP
Tony Booth (Actor) - ROYAL

Valerie Harper (Actress) - WARD
Vera Lynn (Singer) - GRODY
Verne Troyer (Actor) - LADYK

Walter Mirisch (Producer) - GRODY
Walter Mondale (Ex-Prez Candidate) - JAH
Wilko Johnson (Musician) - SPIN
Will Steger (Arctic Adventurer) - TEMP
William Broomfield (Politico) - NICK
William Perry (Ex-Sec. of Defense) - JAH
William Shatner (Over-Actor) - PALL
William The Refrigerator Perry (NFL) - HEM

Y. A. Tittle (NFL) - YKEWCE
Yahya Jammeh (Gambia Prez) - STAB
Yogi Berra (MLB Icon/Philosopher) - MJ (09/22)
Yoko Ono (Alleged Singer) - METAL
Yoshiro Nakamatsu (Inventor) - ROYAL

Zacherley (TV Host) - WARD
Zsa Zsa Gabor (Actress) - LUX

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