DAAS wins the Major Leagues with 7 hits, with WARD close behind in second with 6 body bags. In 3rd place is MJ with 5 smackers, then LUX with two strikes, and E made it onto the board with a solo hit. ONE! What the heck??

SPIN wins the Minors with 4 astounding hits, while RIG and WMDL follow in 2nd and 3rd place with three smackers each, followed by a bunch of folks with two corpses, and a slew of other folks have one poor soul each!

KEY:

The Major Leaguers:

MJ = MJ

LUX = The Luxury Woman

E = E-Brake

WARD = Mr. 50s

DAAS = DrunkAsASkunk

The Minor Leaguers:

FOTO = Fotojrn

SPIN = Spinzo

HEM = Captain Hemlock

ROYAL = Let's have more Royal Funerals?

NICK = NecroNick

GRODY = The 80s Avenger

FIRE = Fireball

EDIT = Editer43

H2CO = The Embalmer

STAB = STAB-in-the-DARK

GRIM = Grim McGraw

METAL = Metalcidal

LADYK = Lady Karaoke

WMDL = Where's My Damn List

YKEWCE = YouKillemWeChillem

GSG = GoSeeGod

DASH = -DASH-

RIG = Rigor Mortis Mairi

JAH = JustAHobby

PALL = Vincent Pall

Aaron Paul (Actor) - DASH
Abe Vigoda (Actor) - E
Al Jaffee (Cartoonist) - HEM
Al Molinaro (Actor) - SPIN
Al Rosen (Baseball player) - EDIT
Alan Young (Actor) - H2CO
Albert Reynolds (Ex Taoiseach of Ireland) - ROYAL (08/21)
Ali Khamenei (Ayatollah) - MJ
Alice Herz-Sommer (Pianist) - METAL (02/23)
Alice Munro (Author) - ROYAL
Andrew Florent (Tennis) - ROYAL
Angela Bofill (Singer/songwriter) - NICK
Angus Scrimm (Phantasm Actor) - E
Ann B Davis (Actress) - WARD (06/01)
Anne Jackson (Actress) - NICK
Annette Funicello (Musketeer) Already Dead-DNQ - H2CO
Aretha Franklin (Singer) - WARD
Ariel Sharon (Israeli ex-PM) - MJ (01/11)
Arthur Gardner (Actor/Producer) - SPIN (12/19) - OBITUARY PENDING
Arthur Wellesley (Duke of Wellington) - WMDL (12/31)

Barbara Bush (ex-First Lady, Dubya Mom) - E
Barbara Eden (Actress) - PALL
Barbara Walters (TV News Icon) - LADYK
Bashar Al-Assad (Syrian Dictator) - WMDL
BB King (Musician) - WARD
Benjamin Bradlee (Editor) - RIG (10/21)
Bess Myerson (ex-Miss America) - MJ
Betsy Palmer (Actress) - METAL
Betty White (Actress, Hot Stuff) - YKEWCE
Beverly Cleary (Author) - FOTO
Bill Daily (Actor) - LADYK
Bill Dana (Comedian) - GSG
Bill Murray (Legendary comedian) - PALL
Billie Hayes (Witchy-poo) - GRIM
Bob Barker (The Price is Right) - LADYK
Bob Dole (Politico) - MJ
Bob Elliott (Comedian) - FIRE
Bob Hoskins (Actor) - METAL (04/29)
Bob Newhart (Legendary comedian) - PALL
Bobby Doerr (MLB Hall of Famer) - NICK
Boutros Boutros-Ghali (Frmr UN Chief) - JAH
Brett Favre (Football player) - EDIT
Brian May (Queen Guitarist) - HEM
Brooke Mueller (Nutbag) - E
Burt Reynolds (Actor) - LUX

Carl Reiner (Funnyman) - LADYK
Carla Laemmle (Actress) - WARD (06/12)
Casey Kasem (Radio host) - DAAS (06/15)
Chapman Pincher (Journalist) - FOTO (08/05)
Charles Manson (Psycho) - LUX
Chevy Chase (Comic curmudgeon) - LADYK
ChiChi Rodriguez (Golfer) - FOTO
Christopher Lee (Actor) - LUX
Chuck Barris (TV Host) - HEM
Chuck Berry (Musician) - WARD
Clint Hill (JFK Secret Service Agent) - GRIM
Clive Barker (Director) - PALL
Clive James (TV Presenter) - DAAS
Connie Marrero (Baseball) - SPIN (04/23)
Courtney Love (Actress) - E

Daisy Berkowitz (Musician) - DAAS
Darren Daulton (Phormer Phillie) - MJ
David Duncan (War photographer) - EDIT
David Oreck (Vacuum guy) - FIRE
David Rockefeller (Capitalist) - NICK
Dean Smith (NC basketball coach) - FOTO
Debbie Reynolds (Actress/Singer) - LADYK
Della Reese (Actress) - LUX
Denis Norden (TV presenter) - ROYAL
Dennis Fergie Frederiksen (Singer) - ROYAL (01/18) - OBITUARY PENDING
Dick Cheney (Evil ex-VP) - WARD
Dick Van Dyke (Comic Icon) - LADYK
Dick Van Patten (Actor) - FOTO
Dickie Jones (Voice of Pinocchio) - GRIM (07/07)
Don Edwards (Congressman) - NICK
Don Rickles (Comedian) - LUX
Donald Wildmon (AFA Founder) - MJ
Doris Day (Actress) - LUX
Dorothy Dodo Cheney (Tennis star) - EDIT (11/23)
Dorothy Letterman (Mom to Dave) - LUX
Douglas Rain (Voice of HAL9000) - GRIM

Ed Asner (Actor) - DASH
Ed Meese (Politico) - LUX
Edward Brooke (fmr Mass US Senator) - GSG
Efrem Zimbalist Jr (Actor) - E (05/02)
Elaine Stritch (Actress) - GRIM (07/17)
Elena Verdugo (Actress) - RIG
Eli Wallach (Actor) - FOTO (06/24)
Ellen Tauscher (Congressperson) - NICK
Elmo Williams (Film Editor) - GRODY
Ennio Morricone (Composer) - PALL
Erin Moran (Trainwreck actress) - DASH
Ernest Fritz Hollings (Ex-senator) - FIRE
Estelle Parsons (Actress) - METAL
Eugene (The Dancing Machine) Patton (70s Icon) - E

Farley Mowat (Author) - RIG (05/06)
Fats Domino (Musician) - LUX
Fidel Castro (Politico) - MJ
Frances E. Neal (Actress) - RIG
Franco Zefferelli (Movie Director) - YKEWCE
Frank Borghi (Soccer) - YKEWCE
Fred Phelps (Hatemonger) - JAH (03/19)

Garrett Morris (SNL Comedian) - GRODY
Gene Hackman (Actor) - GSG
George Cole (English Actor) - STAB
George Gaynes (Actor) - HEM
George H. W. Bush (ex-Prez, Dubya Dad) - E
George Michael (Singer) - E
George RR Martin (Author) - LUX
George Wendt (Norm from Cheers) - PALL
Gina Lollobrigida (Actress) - YKEWCE
Ginger Baker (Drummer) - FOTO
Glen Campbell (Rhinestone Cowboy) - WMDL
Glynis Johns (Actress) - RIG
Gough Whitlam (Fmr Australian PM) - SPIN (10/21)

Harper Lee (Author) - LUX
Harrison Dillard (Olympian) - EDIT
Heidi Fleiss (Madam) - E
Helen Fawkes (Reporter) - DAAS
Helmut Kohl (Frmr German PM) - JAH
Helmut Schmidt (Politico) - H2CO
Henry Kissinger (Politico) - LUX
Herman Wouk (Author) - FOTO
Hillary Clinton (Ex-First Lady) - LUX
Hiroo Onoda (Quitters never win) - SPIN (01/16)
Hosni Mubarak (ex-Egyptian prez) - WARD
Hugh Hefner (The Hef) - WARD

Ian Paisley (Politico) - MJ (09/12)
Irwin Corey (Comic Professor) - GRIM

Jack Ramsay (ex-Basketball Coach) - MJ (04/28)
Jake LaMotta (Boxer) - H2CO
James "Kamala" Harris (Frmr Pro Wrassler) - JAH
James Baker III (Frmr Cabinet Sec) - JAH
James Garner (Actor) - DAAS (07/19)
James Whitey Bulger (No-Longer-Alleged Murderer) - GSG
Jason Wingreen (Actor) - RIG
Jean Claude Duvalier (Ex president of Haiti) - STAB (10/04)
Jean Darling (Actress) - H2CO
Jen Arnold (Reality TV/Little Couple) - HEM
Jeremy Thorpe (UK Politico) - STAB (12/04)
Jerry Lawler (Wrassler/Commentator) - METAL
Jerry Lee Lewis (Musician) - WARD
Jerry Lewis (Comedian) - WARD
Jerry Maren (Munchkin actor) - EDIT
Jiang Zemin (Ex Chinese leader) - STAB
Jim Bunning (Senile ex-senator) - FIRE
Jim Leavelle (JFK Dallas cop) - GRIM
Jim Wright (Frmr House Speaker) - JAH
Jimmy Carter (Ex-Prez) - LUX
Jimmy Hill (BBC football) - STAB
Joan Rivers (Legendary comedienne) - PALL (09/04)
Joao Havelange (Ex FIFA president) - STAB
John (Sonny) Franzese (Mafia Boss) - SPIN
John Glenn (Astronaut) - EDIT
John Paul Stevens (Supreme) - FOTO
Jonathan Haze (Seymour in Little Shop of Horrors) - GRIM
Joost van der Westhuizen (Rugby) - DAAS
Joseph Jackson (A-hole father of Michael) - METAL
Joseph Kony (Warlord) - SPIN
Joseph Wapner (TV Judge) - H2CO
June Foray (Voice Actress) - GRIM
Justin Bieber (Trainwreck singer) - DASH

Kate Granger (Author) - DAAS
Katherine Crowe (Singer) - DAAS (05/07)
Katherine Jackson (Mon of Michael) - LADYK
Katherine MacGregor (Actress) - WARD
Kaye Ballard (Actress) - METAL
Kim Fowley (Record Producer) - MJ
King Abdullah (Saudi King) - MJ
Kirk Douglas (Actor) - E
Kristina Fetters (Murderer) - ROYAL (07/27) - OBITUARY PENDING

Lamar Odem (Kardashian collateral damage) - LADYK
Larry Storch (Actor/Comedian) - HEM
Lawrence Walsh (Iran Contra prosecutor) - NICK (03/19)
Lee Kuan Yew (Singapore leader) - STAB
Leon Bibb (Folk Singer) - RIG
Les Munro (WWII Hero) - DAAS
Licia Albanese (Operatic Soprano) - WMDL (08/15)
Lil Jimmy Dickens (Singer) - H2CO
Lindsay Lohan (Actress) - E
Liz Dawn (Actress) - STAB
Lizabeth Scott (Actress) - H2CO
Lord Richard Attenborough (Actor/Director) - MJ (08/24)
Loretta Lynn (Singer) - LUX
Lou Henson (ex- Basketball Coach) - MJ
Louis CK Szekely (Comedian) - DASH
Louis Farrakhan (Religious Leader) - MJ
Louis Jourdan (French Actor) - WMDL
Louis Zamperini (Olympian) - WARD (07/02)
Louise Latham (Actress) - RIG
Luis Echeverria (Former Mexican president) - HEM
Luise Rainer (Actress) - MJ (12/30)
Lyndon LaRouche (LaDouche) - FIRE
Lynne Stewart (Sheikh Lawyer) - DAAS

Macaulay Culkin (Trainwreck actor) - DASH
Mae Young (Wrassler) - WARD (01/14)
Magic Johnson (NBA Legend) - GRODY
Manoel De Oliveira (Director) - WMDL
Marcia Strassman (Actress) - DAAS (10/25)
Marion Barry (Frmr DC Mayor, crackhead) - JAH (11/23)
Mary Tyler Moore (Actress) - H2CO
Max Von Sydow (Actor) - WMDL
Mel Brooks (Legendary comedian) - PALL
Michael Schumacher (Racecar Driver) - E
Mickey Rooney (Actor) - LUX (04/06)
Mike Porcaro (Musician) - ROYAL
Mikhail Gorbachev (Wall-tearer-downer) - JAH
Miley Cyrus (Trainwreck-ing Ball) - METAL
Monte Irvin (Negro leaguer/Hall of Famer) - NICK
Muhammad Ali (Boxing Great) - MJ
Murray Walker (BBC Commentator) - DAAS

Nancy Reagan (Ex-First Lady) - WARD
Nanette Fabray (Actress) - GSG
Nehemiah Persoff (Actor) - GRODY
Neil Simon (Playwright) - FOTO
Nicolai Gedda (Opera singer) - YKEWCE
Nicole Ritchie (Actress) - E
Noam Chomsky (Muckraker) - YKEWCE
Noel Neill (Lois Lane ) - WMDL
Norman Lear (Television producer) - YKEWCE
Norman Lloyd (Actor) - NICK

Olivia de Havilland (Actress) - LUX
Omar Sharif (Actor) - PALL
Oswald Morris (Cinematographer) - GRODY (03/17)

Pat Summitt (ex-Basketball Coach) - DAAS
Paul Kangas (Co-Anchor) - GSG
Paul Pauly D DelVeccio (Jersey Shore) - DASH
Peggy-Jean (Baby Peggy) Montgomery (Silent Film Actress) - GRODY
Penny Chenery (Secretariat Owner) - SPIN
Penny Marshall (Actress) - E
Pervez Musharrav (Pakistani president) - GSG
Pete Seeger (Singer) - LUX (01/27)
Peter O'Sullevan (Racing Commentator) - ROYAL
Peter Robbins (Charlie Brown voice) - DAAS
Phyllis Schafly (Politic) - JAH
Pope Benedict (Ex-Pope) - LUX
Prince Philip (Prince) - E

Ralph Kiner (MLB Hall of Famer) - HEM (02/06)
Ralph Wilson (NFL Owner) - SPIN (03/25)
Raymond Szmanda (TV spokesperson) - FIRE
Reg Grundy (Game show Producer) - FIRE
Rev. Billy Graham (Reverend) - DAAS
Richard Sherman (Songwriter) - WMDL
Robert Morgenthau (ex-Manhattan D.A.) - YKEWCE
Robert Mugabe (Dictator) - MJ
Robert Osborne (TCM host) - GSG
Robert Schuller (Televangelist) - MJ
Rod McKuen (Hack Poet) - GSG
Roger Corman (Film Producer) - GRODY
Rosalynn Carter (Ex-First Lady) - WARD
Rose Marie (Actress/Comedienne) - HEM
Ruby Dee (Actress) - FIRE (06/11)
Run Run Shaw (Chinese Film Legend) - GRODY (01/07)
Russell Johnson (Actor) - WARD (01/16)
Ruth Bader Ginsburg (Supreme) - H2CO
Ruth Duccini (Munchkin) - WMDL (01/16)

Sally Farmiloe-Neville (Actress) - DAAS (07/28)
Salvatore DiMasi (Politico) - SPIN
Sam Simon (Simpsons co-creator) - MJ
Scott Disick (Kartrashian-in-law) - DASH
Sean Connery (Actor) - DASH
Seiji Ozawa (Fmr conductor) - GSG
Sergio Aragones (Cartoonist) - PALL
Seth Binzer (Musician) - E
Sheila Macrae (Actress) - RIG (03/06)
Shelley Berman (Actor) - RIG
Shelley Long (Actress) - GRODY
Shelley Morrison (Actress) - FIRE
Shia LaBeouf (Actor) - E
Shimon Peres (Frmr Israeli PM) - JAH
Sid Caesar (Comedian) - WARD (02/12)
Sir Nicholas Winton (Humanitarian) - DAAS
Stan Lee (Comic Book God) - LUX
Stephen Hawking (Theoretical physicist) - STAB
Steven Hill (Actor) - YKEWCE
Summer Redstone (Media Mogul) - METAL
Superstar Billy Graham (Wrassler) - ROYAL

T. Berry Brazelton (Pediatrician and author) - EDIT
Teodoro Obiang Nguema Mbasogo (Prez of Equatorial Guinea) - STAB
Theodore Hesburgh (Notre Dame prez) - EDIT
Tim Curry (Actor, Dr. Frankenfurter) - GRIM
Tim Tebow (Football player) - EDIT
Tom Kennedy (Game show host) - FIRE
Tom Sizemore (Actor) - E
Tony Bennett (Iconic singer) - DASH

Valerie Harper (Actress) - E
Verne Gagne (Actor) - WARD
Verne Troyer (Actor) - LADYK
Vernita Gray (Gay Activist) - DAAS (03/18)

Walter Mirisch (Film Producer) - GRODY
Wilford Brimley (Actor) - WARD
Wilko Johnson (Actor/Musician) - MJ
William (The Refrigerator) Perry (NFL Player) - HEM
William Broomfield (Congressman) - NICK
Wojciech Jaruzelski (Former Poland Ruler) - DAAS (05/25)

Yahya Abdul-Aziz Jammeh (Prez of Gambia) - ROYAL
Yogi Berra (Baseball Icon) - YKEWCE
Yoko Ono (Alleged Singer) - METAL

Zackerley (TV Host) - WARD
Zsa Zsa Gabor (Actress) - DAAS

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