The 2013 Final Standings:

The 2013 game has come to a close!

Congratulations to MJ with his upteenth Major victory, scoring 7 amazing hits. STABBY was right behind with 6 smackers, LUX had three, E had two, and WARD had a solo shot.

In the Minors, DrunkenSkunken wins with FIVE smackers, while SPINZO, WMDL, H2CO, GRODY, and EDIT had triple plays.

KEY:

The Major Leaguers:

MJ = MJ

E = E-Brake

WARD = Mr. 50s

LUX = The Luxury Woman

STAB = STAB-in-the-DARK

The Minor Leaguers:

HEM = Captain Hemlock

DAAS = DrunkAsASkunk

ROYAL = Let's have more Royal Funerals

GRODY = 80s Avenger

H2CO = The Embalmer

EDIT = Editer43

GSG = GoSeeGod

YKEWCE = YouKillEmWeChillEm

RIG = Rigor Mortis Mairi

NICK = NecroNick

MD = Master Dark

GRIM = Grim McGraw

LADYK = Lady Karaoke

METAL = Metalcidal

SPIN = Spinzo

FOTO = Fotojrn

FIRE = Fireball

LU = LindaLu

VIVA = Bastille Guy

JAH = JustAHobby

PALL = Vincent Pall

WMDL = Where's My Damn List

Abe Vigoda (Actor) - E
Abigail Van Buren (Dear Abby) - MJ (01/16)
Ace Parker (MLB) - H2CO (11/06)
Al Molinaro (Actor) - SPIN
Al Jaffee (Cartoonist) - HEM
Al Rosen (MLB) - H2CO
Alan Simpson (Dealmaker) - JAH
Alan Young (Actor) - H2CO
Alfredo diStefano (Soccer Guy) - FOTO
Ali Khamenei (Irani Dictator) - MJ
Alice Herz-Sommer (Pianist) - METAL
Allan Arbus (Actor) - HEM (04/19)
Allyn Mc Lerie (Actress) - RIG
Angela Bofill (Singer) - NICK
Angus Scrimm (Phantasm Actor) - E
Ann B. Davis (Brady Bunch Actress) - WARD
Anne Jackson (Actress) - NICK
Anne Williams (Hillsborough Campaigner) - DAAS (04/18)
Annette Funicello (Actress) - STAB (04/08)
Aretha Franklin (Singer) - WARD
Ariel Sharon (Former Israeli PM) - STAB
Art Bell (Radio Nut) - MJ
Arthur Wellesley (Duke Of Wellington) - WMDL

B.B. King (Blues Legend) - VIVA
Barbara Bush (Dubya's Mom) - LUX
Barbara Eden (Sexy Actress) - PALL
Barbara Walters (TV News Icon) - LADYK
Bashar Al-Assad (Syrian A-Hole) - WMDL
Bel Kaufman (Author) - SPIN
Ben Bradlee (Editor) - YKEWCE
Bernard Crebbins (Actor) - RIG
Bernard Fox (Bewitched Actor) - E
Bernie Nolan (Irish Actress/Singer) - DAAS (07/04)
Betsy Palmer (Actress) - METAL
Betty White (Actress) - YKEWCE
Bill Dana (Antique Comedian) - GSG
Bill Macy (Actor) - MD
Billie Hayes (Witchy-poo) - GRIM
Bob Dole (Former Senator) - WARD
Bobby Doerr (MLB Hall of Famer) - NICK
Bobby Womack (Musician) - MJ
Bonnie Franklin (Actress) - MJ (03/01)
Boris Spassky (Chess Guy) - STAB
Boutros Boutros-Ghali (UN Secretary) - VIVA
Bruce Forsyth (Game Show Host) - FIRE
Bud Adams (Tennessee Titans owner) - FOTO (10/21)
Bum Phillips (NFL Coach) - MD (10/18)
Burt Reynolds (Actor) - LUX

Cal Worthington (TV Auto Dealer) - VIVA (09/08)
Carl Reiner (Funny Guy) - LADYK
Carla Laemmle (Actress) - WARD
Carol Channing (Comedian) - E
Chapman Pincher (Journalist) - ROYAL
Charles Manson (Wacko) - LUX
Charlie Sheen (Trainwreck) - LU
Chaz Bono (Cher Spawn) - H2CO
Chi Chi Rodriguez (Golfer) - FOTO
Christopher Lee (Actor) - MD
Chuck Berry (Rock and Roller) - NICK
Chuck Yeager (Test Pilot) - YKEWCE
Clint Eastwood (Actor/Director/Badass) - PALL
Clint Hill (JFK Secret Service Agent) - GRIM
Clive Barker (Novelist/Horror Director) - PALL
Clive James (Broadcaster) - STAB
Coleen Gray (Actress) - RIG
Connie Marrero (MLB) - H2CO
Conrad Bain (Actor) - METAL (01/14)
Courtney Love (Trainwreck) - LUX

Damon Harris (Temptation) - SPIN (02/18)
David Rockefeller (Rich Banker Guy) - WMDL
Deanna Durbin (Actress/Singer) - YKEWCE (04/28)
Della Reese (Singer/Actress) - LADYK
Dick Cheney (Dictator) - WARD
Dick Van Dyke (Comic Icon) - LADYK
Dick Van Patten (Actor) - FOTO
Dickie Jones (Voice of Pinocchio) - GRIM
Don Edwards (CA Congressman) - NICK
Don Pardo (SNL Announcer) - MD
Don Rickles (Comedian) - MD
Donald Rumsfeld (Politico) - JAH
Donald Trump (Millionaire Dbag) - LU
Doris Day (Actress) - LUX
Dorothy Letterman (Dave's mom) - VIVA
Douglas Rains (Voice of HAL9000) - GRIM

Ed Sabol (NFL Films founder) - SPIN
Ed Koch (Former NYC Mayor) - STAB (02/01)
Edwin Edwards (Corrupt LA politico) - JAH
Edwin Meese (Former US AG - Reagan) - JAH
Efrem Zimbalist Jr (Actor) - E
Eleanor Parker (Actress) - GRODY (12/09)
Eli Wallach (Actor) - HEM
Elie Wiesel (Holcaust Survivor) - RIG
Ellen Tauscher (Congresswoman) - NICK
Erich Priebke (Nazi Scumbag) - ROYAL (10/11)
Ernest Fritz Hollings (Frmr Senator) - FIRE
Ersilio Tonini (Cardinal) - VIVA (07/28) - OBITUARY PENDING
Estelle Parsons (Actress) - METAL
Esther Williams (Aquatic actress) - LADYK (06/06)
Eugene (The Dancing Machine) Patton (70s Icon) - MJ

Fats Domino (Musician) - LUX
Fay Kanin (Screenwriter) - GRODY (03/27)
Fidel Castro (Dictator) - WARD
Frank Lautenberg (Secretary) - JAH (06/03)

Gabriel Iglesias (Comedian) - LU
Garrett Morris (Comic Actor) - GRODY
Gen. Wojciech Jaruzelski (Former Poland Ruler) - E
Gene Simmons (Kiss Dbag) - LU
Gene Wilder (Comedic Actor) - FOTO
George Beverly Shea (Singer) - H2CO (04/16)
George Clooney (Actor) - LU
George Gaynes (Actor) - HEM
George H. W. Bush (Former Prez/Dubya Dad) - E
George Jones (Country Singer) - H2CO (04/26)
George Michael (Singer) - E
George R. R. Martin (Author) - LUX
George Shultz (Politico) - JAH
Ginger Baker (Drummer) - FOTO
Glen Campbell (Rhinestone Cowboy) - WMDL
Gloria Vanderbilt (Designer) - RIG
Greg Willard (NBA) - DAAS (04/01)

H. Ross Perot (Ross Perot) - JAH
Hal Holbrooke (Actor) - E
Hamid Karzai (Afghani President) - RIG
Harold Camping (Doomsdayer) - MJ (12/15)
Harper Lee (Author) - LUX
Harry Belafonte (Singer) - MD
Harry F. Byrd Jr. (Politician) - EDIT (07/30)
Hazel Hawke (Former Aussie First Lady) - STAB (05/23)
Helen Thomas (Journalist) - YKEWCE (07/20)
Helmut Kohl (Former German chancellor) - JAH
Helmut Schmidt (Frmr German Chancellor) - YKEWCE
Henry Cecil (Horse Trainer) - STAB (06/11)
Henry Kissinger (Politico) - LUX
Herman Wouk (Author) - SPIN
Hilary Clinton (Sec. of State) - LUX
Hiroo Onodo (WW2 Japanese Soldier) - SPIN
Hosni Mubarak (Dictator) - WARD
Hugh Hefner (The Hef) - LUX
Hugo Chavez (Dictator) - LUX (03/05)

I.M. Pei (Architect) - EDIT
Ian McKellen (Actor) - GSG
Ian Paisley (Irish Politician) - MJ
Imelda Marcos (Phillipines first lady) - JAH
Irwin Corey (Comedian) - FIRE

Jack Pardee (NFL Coach) - E (04/01)
Jack Ramsay (NBA) - MJ
Jack Vance (Author) - EDIT (05/26)
Jake La Motta (Frmr Pro Boxer) - RIG
Jalal Talabani (Iraqi Prez) - E
James Garner (Actor) - STAB
James Whitey Bulger (Arch-Criminal) - GSG
Jean Stapleton (Actress) - GRIM (05/31)
Jean-Claude Duvalier (Former Prez of Haiti) - STAB
Jerry Lawler (Wrestler) - METAL
Jerry Lee Lewis (Musician) - STAB
Jerry Lewis (Nasty Comedian) - WARD
Jerry Maren (Munchkin actor) - EDIT
Jerry Sandusky (Pedo) - E
Jim Bunning (Baseball HOF) - FIRE
Jim Leavelle (JFK Dallas Cop) - GRIM
Jim Meadowcroft (Snooker) - ROYAL
Jim Otto (Football) - VIVA
Jim Wright (Texas Politico) - H2CO
Jimmy Carter (Former Prez) - WARD
Jo Bryant (Cancer activist) - DAAS (04/20) - OBITUARY PENDING
Joan Fontaine (Actress) - LADYK (12/15)
Joan Rivers (Comedienne) - LADYK
Jocelyn Burdick (Frmr Senator) - FIRE
Johan Hans Breyer (Nazi Scumbag) - SPIN
John (Sonny) Franzese (Mafioso) - SPIN
John Cruickshank (Victoria Cross Recipient) - ROYAL
John Glenn (Astronaut) - EDIT
John Glover (Hillsborough Campaigner) - DAAS (03/25) - OBITUARY PENDING
John Paul Stevens (Supreme) - FOTO
Jonathan Haze (Actor) - GRIM
Jonathan Winters (Wacky Comic) - WMDL (04/11)
Joseph Arpaio (Sheriff Dbag) - LU
Joseph Wapner (TV Judge) - WARD
Julie Harris (Actress) - METAL (08/24)
June Foray (Voice of Rocket J. Squirrel) - GRIM

Karen Black (Actress) - WMDL (08/08)
Kate Granger (Author) - DAAS
Katherine Jackson (Michael/'s Mom) - LADYK
Katherine MacGregor (Little House Actress) - WARD
Katt Williams (Comedian) - E
Kaye Ballard (Actress) - METAL
Kirk Douglas (Actor) - E
Kirk Kerkorian (Businessman) - MD

Larry Storch (Actor/Comedian) - HEM
Lawrence Walsh (Iran Contra Prosecutor) - NICK
Lee Iaccoca (Auto Guy) - WARD
Leonard Peltier (AIM Activist) - MJ
Licia Albanese (Operatic Soprano) - WMDL
Lindsay Lohan (Actress) - E
Lindy Boggs (Politician) - EDIT (07/27)
Little Richard (Rock Pioneer) - PALL
Loretta Lynn (Singer) - E
Louis Farrakhan (Nation of Islam Leader) - STAB
Louis Jourdan (French Actor) - WMDL
Louis Zamperini (Olympian) - WARD
Luis Echeverria (Frmr Mexican Prez) - HEM
Luise Rainer (Ancient Actress) - GRIM
Lupita Tovar (Actress) - VIVA
Lyndon LaRouche (Politico) - MD

Maggie Thatcher (Former UK PM) - LUX (04/08)
Magic Johnson (NBA) - GRODY
Mags Haney (Crime Clan Matriarch) - ROYAL (08/20)
Manoel De Oliveira (Director) - WMDL
Margaret Tebbit (Brighton Bomb Survivor) - ROYAL
Marian McPartland (Pianist) - DAAS (08/20)
Mario Cuomo (New York politico) - JAH
Marjorie Lord (Antique Actress) - GSG
Marlo Thomas (Actress, That Girl) - LU
Mary Ann Mobley (Actress) - MJ
Mary Stewart (Author) - EDIT
Mary Tyler Moore (Actress) - MJ
Maureen O'Hara (Actress) - VIVA
Merle Haggard (Musician) - E
Michael Caine (Actor) - PALL
Michael Vick (Football Dbag) - LU
Michael Weiner (MLB Union Boss) - MJ (11/21)
Michael Winner (English Director) - STAB (01/21)
Mickey Rooney (Actor) - LUX
Mikhail Kalashnikov (Gunmaker) - E (12/23)
Mills Lane (TV Judge) - VIVA
Monty Hall (Game Show Host) - FIRE
Mother Angelica (EWTN Founder) - VIVA
Muhammad Ali (The Greatest) - STAB

Nancy Reagan (Former First Lady) - LUX
Nanette Fabray (Antique Actress) - GSG
Nehemiah Persoff (Actor) - GRODY
Neil Simon (Playwright) - FOTO
Nelson Mandela (Frmr So. African Prez) - WARD (12/05)
Noel Neill (Actress) - YKEWCE
Norman Lear (TV Producer) - PALL
Norman Lloyd (Actor) - NICK

Olivia de Havilland (Actress) - LUX
Omar Abdel-Rahman (Blind Sheik) - MJ
Ozzy Osbourne (Heavy Metal Icon) - PALL

Pat Summerall (Sports Guy) - FOTO (04/16)
Patty Andrews (singer) - LADYK (01/30)
Paul Kangas (PBS News Anchor) - GSG
Paul McCartney (Beatle) - LU
Peggy Jean Montgomery (Silent Film Actress) - GRODY
Penny Marshall (Actress) - E
Pete Seeger (Singer) - LUX
Peter O'Toole (Actor) - LUX (12/14)
Peter Sallis (Voice of Wallace) - GRIM
Pierre Cardin (Fashion Designer) - RIG
Pope Benedict (Pope) - LUX
Prince Philip (England) - E

Queen Elizabeth II (England) - H2CO
Queen Fabiola of Belgium (Queen) - STAB

Ralph Kiner (MLB Hall of Famer) - HEM
Ralph Wilson (NFL Owner) - YKEWCE
Ray Harryhausen (Animator) - PALL (05/07)
Ray Price (Country Singer) - MJ (12/16)
Raymond Szmanda (TV Spokesman) - FIRE
Rev. Alvaro Corcuera (Religious Leader) - HEM
Rev. Billy Graham (Reverend) - STAB
Rex Trailer (TV Icon) - SPIN (01/09)
Richard Adams (Author) - ROYAL
Richard Attenborough (Actor/Director) - MJ
Richard Bull (Little House Actor) - RIG
Richard C Hottelet (News Guy) - FOTO
Rise Stevens (Antique opera singer) - GSG (03/20)
Robert Edwards (Test Tube Baby Pioneer) - SPIN (04/10)
Robert Morgenthau (Manhattan D.A.) - YKEWCE
Robert Mugabe (Dictator) - MJ
Robin Roberts (Newscaster) - GSG
Roger Ebert (Film Critic) - DAAS (04/04)
Ron Howard (Actor/Director) - LU
Ron Moody (Actor) - RIG
Ronald Coase (Economist) - WMDL (09/02)
Ronnie Biggs (Great Train Robber) - STAB (12/18)
Rose Marie (Actress/Comedienne) - HEM
Run Run Shaw (Producer) - GRODY
Rupert Murdoch (Media Whoremonger) - FIRE
Russell Johnson (The Professor) - WARD
Ruth Bader Ginsburg (Supreme) - STAB
Ruth Duccini (Actress) - H2CO
Ryan O/' Neal (Actor, Asshat) - LADYK

Saul Zaentz (Movie Producer) - FIRE
Scott Carpenter (Antique Astronaut) - GSG (10/10)
Seiji Ozawa (Maestro, Boston Symphony) - GSG
Shaun White (Olympics snowboarder) - EDIT
Sheila Mercier (Actress) - ROYAL
Shelley Long (Actress) - GRODY
Shelley Morrison (Actress) - FIRE
Sid Caesar (Comedian) - WARD
Sidney Poitier (Actor) - MD
Sir Peter O'Sullevan (Racing Commentator) - ROYAL
Slim Whitman (Singer/Yodeler) - GRODY (06/19)
Stan Lee (Comic Hero) - LUX
Stan Musial (Baseball) - MJ (01/19)
Stefano Borgonovo (Footballer) - ROYAL (06/27) - OBITUARY PENDING
Stephen Hawking (Genius) - STAB
Steven Hill (Actor) - YKEWCE
Sumner Redstone (Media Mogul) - METAL

Teodoro Mbasogo (Prez of Eq. Guinea) - STAB
Terry Pratchett (Author) - PALL
Theodore Hesburgh (Prez, Notre Dame University) - EDIT
Thor Hansen (Poker Player) - DAAS
Tommy Lasorda (Dodgers Manager) - MD

Valerie Harper (Actress) - PALL
Van Cliburn (Pianist) - MJ (02/27)
Vera Lynn (Actress) - EDIT
Verne Gagne (Wrassler) - WARD
Vince McMahon (Wrestling Douche) - METAL
Vo Nguyen Giap (Vietnamese General) - NICK (10/04)

Walter Mirisch (Producer) - GRODY
Warren Jeffs (Cult Wacko) - MJ
Wilfred Brimley (Actor) - WARD
William Broomfield (Congressman) - NICK
William Burns ("Beast of the Black Isle") - DAAS
William The Refrigerator Perry (NFL Player-Da Bears) - HEM

Yahya Jammeh (Prez of Gambia) - STAB
Yoko Ono (Alleged Singer) - METAL

Zacherley (Horror Host) - WARD
Zsa Zsa Gabor (Actress) - WARD

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