The 2012 Standings:

The 2012 Game is OVER! Lots of action this year, zoinkies!

In the Majors, MJ WINS with an unbelievable 8 hitaroonies! Drunk As A Skunk comes in second with 6 corpses, while E-Brake, in third place, ends the season with five smackeroos. Ward finished with 4 hits and Lux had 3 groovy hits.

Meanwhile, over yonder in the minors: STAB wins the tie-breaker and claims first place with 4 heart-stopping hits! We welcome him to the Majors for the 2013 season! Royal finished close behind in second, also with 4 hits, while Hemlock places third and Fireball comes in fourth place with 3 hits apiece. Thanks to all for playing, see you in 2013!

KEY:

The Major Leaguers:

MJ = MJ

E = E-Brake

WARD = Mr. 50s

LUX = The Luxury Woman

DAAS = DrunkAsASkunk

The Minor Leaguers:

SPIN = Spinzo

NICK = NecroNick

HEM = Captain Hemlock

ZIP = Zipper Lips

H2CO = The Embalmer

FOTO = Fotojrn

EDIT = Editer43

YKEWCE = YouKillEmWeChillEm

RIG = Rigor Mortis Mairi

ROYAL = Let's have more Royal Funerals

STAB = STAB-in-the-DARK

MD = Master Dark

GSG = Go See God

GRODY = 80s Avenger

FIRE = Fireball

GRIM = Grim McGraw

LADYK = Lady Karaoke

METAL = Metalicidal

RUSSIA = In Soviet Russia List Makes You!

SHAUN = Shaun Of The (Nearly) Dead

PALL = Vincent Pall

MIL = Me & My Mother-in-Law

3sCO = Jack Tripper

CARR = Carrie's Crashers

GLEEK = Gleekcub

Abe Vigoda (Actor) - E
Ace Parker (Football) - DAAS
Adam West (The REAL Batman) - GLEEK
Al Jaffee (Cartoonist) - HEM
Al Jarreau (Musician) - ROYAL
Al Molinaro (Actor) - WARD
Al Rosen (Baseball) - H2CO
Al Sharpton (Big Mouth) - CARR
Alan Young (Actor) - H2CO
Aleksey Navalnyy (Russian Political Activist) - RUSSIA
Alfredo diStefano (Soccer) - FOTO
Ali al-Megrahi (Pan Am Bomber) - DAAS (05/20)
Ali Farzat (Syrian Political Cartoonist) - RUSSIA
Alice Sheridan (Activist) - DAAS
Allan Arbus (Actor) - HEM
Anatoly Shapiro (WWII liberator) - FOTO
Andrey Sannikau (Imprisoned Political Activist) - RUSSIA
Andy Dick (Trainwreck) - ZIP
Andy Griffith (Actor) - WARD (07/03)
Andy Williams (Singer) - MJ (09/25)
Angela Bofill (Singer) - NICK
Angela Lanbury (Actress) - LUX
Angelo Dundee (Boxing) - MD (02/01)
Ann B. Davis (Actress) - WARD
Ann Rutherford (Actress) - GRODY (06/11)
Anna Wing (Actress) - RIG
Annette Funicello (Mouseketeer) - MJ
Aretha Franklin (Singer) - DAAS
Ariel Sharon (Frmr Israeli PM) - DAAS
Azimzhan Askarov (Imprisoned Kyrghizstani Political Activist) - RUSSIA

B.B. King (Musician) - LADYK
Barack Obama (POTUS 2009-2017) - 3sCO
Barbara Bush (Mom of Dubya) - ZIP
Barbara Eden (Actress) - PALL
Barbara Walters (Broadcast legend) - LADYK
Bashar al-Assad (President of Syria) - RUSSIA
Bernard Fox (Actor) - E
Bernard Lovell (Astronomer) - ROYAL (08/06)
Bernie Madoff (Douchebag) - LADYK
Betsy Palmer (Jason's Mom) - METAL
Betty White (Actress) - MD
Beverly Cleary (Author) - FOTO
Bill Dana (Antique actor) - GSG
Bill Janklow (ex-Gov) - MJ (01/12)
Billy Graham (Evangelist) - WARD
Bob Barker (TV host) - LADYK
Bob Dole (Politico) - WARD
Bob Newhart (Actor) - MIL
Bryant Gumbel (Reporter) - LUX
Buddy Ryan (Frmr NFL coach) - NICK

C. Everett Koop (Frmr Surgeon Gen) - PALL
Carl Reiner (TV Producer) - RIG
Carla Laemmle (Actress) - WARD
Carol Channing (Actress) - E
Catriona Munro (BBC Journalist) - DAAS
Celeste Holm (Actress) - LUX (07/15)
Charles H. Townes (Scientist) - ROYAL
Charles Manson (Family Guy) - METAL
Charlie Sheen (Nutty Actor) - CARR
Charlotte Rae (Actress) - ZIP
Chaz Bono (Spawn of Cher) - H2CO
Cher ("Singer") - GLEEK
Christopher Lee (Creepy Actor) - MD
Chuck Berry (Rock Icon) - NICK
Chuck Smith (Calvary Chapel religious figure) - SPIN
Clint Eastwood (Badass, Actor) - PALL
Clive Dunn (Dad's Army Actor) - SHAUN (11/06)
Clive James (TV journalist) - STAB
Cloris Leachman (Actress) - GLEEK
Connie Marrero (Baseball) - H2CO
Courtney Love (Trainwreck) - ZIP

Dave Brubeck (Musician) - MJ (12/05)
David Letterman (Best late night guy ever) - 3sCO
David Peat (Film-maker) - DAAS (04/16)
David Prowse (Body of Darth Vader) - SHAUN
David Rockefeller Sr (Rich dude) - GRIM
Deanna Durbin (Singer) - YKEWCE
Demi Moore (Dopey Actress) - CARR
Denis Healey (UK Political Grandee) - SHAUN
Denis Norden (Writer) - ROYAL
Dick Cheney (Evil ex-VP) - LUX
Dick Clark (TV Host) - LUX (04/18)
Dick Van Dyke (Actor) - METAL
Dickie Jones (Voice of Pinocchio) - GRIM
Dokka Umarov (Chechen Terrorist Leader) - RUSSIA
Dolly Parton (Singer/Actress) - GLEEK
Dom Mintoff (Ex-PM of Malta) - STAB (08/20)
Don Imus (Radio idiot) - LUX
Don Pardo (TV Announcer) - MD
Don Rickles (Hockey Puck) - GRIM
Doris Day (Actress) - LUX
Doris Roberts (Actress) - MIL
Dorothy Letterman (Dave's Mom) - 3sCO
Doug Harvey (MLB Ump) - SPIN
Dr. Robert Edwards (Test Tube Baby pioneer) - SPIN

Earl Scruggs (Musician) - E (03/28)
Ed Asner (Actor) - RIG
Ed Koch (Frmr Mayor of NYC) - PALL
Ed Sabol (NFL Films) - SPIN
Edward Watson Short (Baron) - DAAS (05/04)
Efrem Zimbalist Jr. (Actor) - E
Eli Wallach (Actor) - ROYAL
Elie Wiesel (Holocaust Survivor) - RIG
Ellen Tauscher (Frmr Congressperson) - NICK
Elliott Carter (Composer) - FIRE (11/05)
Ennio Morricone (Film Scorer) - SHAUN
Ernest 'Fritz' Hollings (Politico) - 3sCO
Ernest Borgnine (Actor) - DAAS (07/08)
Esther Williams (Actress) - MIL
Etta James (Singer) - MJ (01/20)
Eugene Patton (Gene Gene the Dancing Machine) - E
Eydie Gorme (Singer) - NICK

Fay Kanin (Screenwriter) - GRODY
Felix Silla (Actor) - GRIM
Fidel Castro (Cuban dictator) - LUX
Frank Borghi (Soccer) - YKEWCE
Frank Cady (Actor) - WARD (06/08)
Frank Thornton (British Actor) - GLEEK
Fyvush Finkel (Actor) - LADYK

Gabriel Garcia Marquez (Author) - MJ
Garrett Morris (Actor) - GRODY
Gary Busey (Nutty Actor) - CARR
Gary Carter (Baseball) - E (02/16)
Geena Davis (Thelma or Louise) - CARR
General Jaruzelski (Leader of Poland) - STAB
Geoffrey Hughes (British Actor) - STAB (07/27)
George Beverly Shea (Music) - MD
George Carey (Former Archbishop of Canterbury) - SHAUN
George Gaynes (Actor) - YKEWCE
George H.W. Bush (Dad of Dubya) - LUX
George Jones (Singer/ drunk) - H2CO
George McGovern (Politico) - GRIM (10/21)
George Michael (Singer) - E
George Shultz (Politico) - MD
Ginger Baker (Drummer) - FOTO
Glen Campbell (Singer) - EDIT
Gloria Vanderbilt (Designer) - RIG
Gore Vidal (Author) - HEM (07/31)
Gregory Powell (The Onion Field) - MJ (08/12)
Gregory Shvedov (Anti-Russian Blogger) - RUSSIA
Gunther Plaut (Reform rabbi) - FOTO (02/08) - OBITUARY PENDING

Hal Holbrooke (Actor) - E
Hal Linden (Actor) - MIL
Hamid Karzai (Afghani President) - RIG
Harold Camping (Armageddon Dude) - E
Harper Lee (Author) - PALL
Harry Belafonte (Singer) - 3sCO
Harry Harrison (Author) - YKEWCE (08/15)
Heather Locklear (Actress) - MIL
Helen Gurley Brown (Cosmo Editor) - EDIT (08/13)
Helen Thomas (Political Reporter) - RIG
Helmut Schmidt (Frmr German Chancellor) - YKEWCE
Henry Cecil (Race horse trainer) - STAB
Henry Kissinger (Politico) - H2CO
Herbert Lom (Actor) - ROYAL (09/27)
Herbert Stempel (Quiz show loser) - GSG
Herman Wouk (Author) - FOTO
Hiroo Onoda (Last Japanese to Surrender) - SPIN
Hosni Mubarak (Frmr Egyptian Pres) - MJ
Hugh Downs (TV journalist) - EDIT
Hugh Hefner (The Hef) - LUX

Ian Brady (Moors Murderer) - SHAUN
Irwin Corey (Comedian) - FIRE
Iryna Khalip (Belorusian Journalist) - RUSSIA

Jack Klugman (Actor) - WARD (12/24)
Jacques Barzun (Historian) - FIRE (10/25)
Jake Lamotta (Boxer) - RIG
James Earl Jones (Voice of Darth Vader) - SHAUN
James Garner (Actor) - E
James Randi (Magician) - DAAS
James Whitey Bulger (Arch criminal) - GSG
Jean Luc Goddard (Actor) - SPIN
Jean Stapleton (Actress) - GRIM
Jeanne Cooper (Soap Actress) - CARR
Jerry Lee Lewis (Rock and Roll Legend) - LUX
Jerry Lewis (Comedian) - DAAS
Jerry Maren (Munchkin) - EDIT
Jerry Sandusky (Pedophile) - E
Jerry Stiller (George Costanza's Dad) - CARR
Jim Bunning (Baseball HOFer) - FIRE
Jim Nabors (Gomer Pyle) - 3sCO
Jim Wright (Politico) - H2CO
Jimmy Carter (Ex-Prez) - LUX
Jimmy Swaggert (Evangelist) - LADYK
Joan Fontaine (Actress) - FOTO
Joao Havelange (Former FIFA President) - SHAUN
Joe Paterno (College Football) - E (01/22)
Joe Weider (Bodybuilding Mogul) - ZIP
John Bardon (Actor) - ROYAL
John Clarkie Souza-Benavides (Soccer) - YKEWCE
John Demjanjuk (Nazi war criminal) - FOTO (03/17)
John Edwards (Philanderer) - 3sCO
John Glenn (Astronaut) - EDIT
John Goodman (Actor) - WARD
John Paul Stevens (Supreme court judge) - FOTO
John Sonny Franzese (Mafioso) - SPIN
Johnny Pesky (Red Sox legend) - SPIN (08/13)
Jonathan Frid (Actor) - LADYK (04/14)
Jonathan Haze (Actor) - GRIM
Joseph Wapner (TV Judge) - LUX
Joyce Randolph (Antique Honeymooner) - GSG
Jules Feiffer (Cartoonist) - GLEEK
June Foray (Voice actor) - PALL

Katherine Helmond (Actress) - RIG
Katherine McGregor (Actress) - WARD
Kevin White (Frmr Mayor of Boston) - GSG (01/27)
Kim Jong Un (North Korean Dictator) - GRODY
Kim Kardashian (Symbol of America's Decline) - CARR
King Abdullah (Saudi Arabia) - MJ
King Sihanouk (Frmr King of Cambodia) - MJ (10/15)
Kirk Douglas (Actor) - WARD
Kitty Wells (Singer) - ROYAL (07/16)

Larry Hagman (Actor) - ZIP (11/23)
Larry King (Clueless ex-TV Host) - METAL
Larry Storch (Actor) - HEM
Lauren Bacall (Actress) - ZIP
Lawrence Walsh (Iran Contra prosecutor) - NICK
Lee Evans (Olympic sprinter) - NICK
Lee Iacocca (Chrysler CEO) - HEM
Lee MacPhail (MLB Executive) - NICK (11/08)
Leif Garrett (Trainwreck) - ZIP
Leila Denmark (Author) - FIRE (04/01)
Leroy Neiman (Artist) - MD (06/20)
Lindsay Lohan (Trainwreck) - ZIP
Lindy Boggs (U.S. Rep) - EDIT
Little Richard (Singer) - LUX
Loretta Lynn (Singer) - E
Louis Farrakhan (Loudmouth) - MJ
Louis Jourdan (French actor) - GRIM
Luis Echeverria (Frmr Mexican President) - HEM
Luise Rainer (Actress) - DAAS
Lyndon LaRouche (Politico) - WARD

Maggie Thatcher (Frmr UK Prime Minister) - WARD
Magic Johnson (NBA) - GRODY
Margot Kidder (Actress, Trainwreck) - MIL
Marion Barry (Mayor of Crackville) - WARD
Marjorie Lord (Antique TV actress) - GSG
Martin Landau (Vampiric Actor) - METAL
Martin Sheen (Charlie's Dad) - 3sCO
Marvin Miller (Baseball labor negotiator) - EDIT (11/27)
Maureen O'Hara (Actress) - PALL
Max Bygraves (TV performer) - STAB (08/31)
Merle Haggard (Musician) - E
Michael Douglas (Actor) - WARD
Michael Lohan (Drunk) - MJ
Mickey Rooney (Actor) - DAAS
Miguel de la Madrid (Frmr Mexican President) - HEM (04/01)
Mike Berry (British Actor) - GLEEK
Mike Wallace (TV newsman) - MJ (04/07)
Mikhail Gorbachev (Last Soviet Leader) - SHAUN
Monte Irvin (Baseball) - H2CO
Monty Hall (Gameshow host) - MD
Muhammad Ali (Boxer) - MJ

Nancy Reagan (Just Say No) - LUX
Nanette Fabray (Antique actress) - GSG
Natasha Lyonne (Actress) - GRODY
Nehemiah Persoff (Actor) - GRODY
Neil Armstrong (Astronaut) - EDIT (08/25)
Neil Simon (Playwright) - PALL
Nelson Mandela (Frmr So. African Pres) - MJ
Nick Carter (Supposed Singer) - CARR
Noel Neill (Actress) - YKEWCE
Norman Lear (TV Producer) - PALL
Norman Lloyd (Actor) - NICK
Nursultan Naserbayev (Kazakhstan Dictator) - RUSSIA

Olivia de Havilland (Actress) - H2CO
Omar Abdel-Rahman (Blind Sheik) - MJ
Oscar Niemeyer (Architect) - DAAS (12/05)

Pat Summerall (Sportscaster) - FOTO
Patrice Millet (Haitian Activist) - DAAS
Patricia Morison (Actress) - EDIT
Patrick Moore (Astronomer) - STAB (12/09)
Patty Andrews (Singer) - LADYK
Pauline Phillips (Dear Abby) - MJ
Penny Marshall (Actress) - E
Pete Seeger (Singer/Activist) - GRODY
Peter O'Toole (Actor) - LUX
Peter Tork (Monkee) - DAAS
Phyllis Diller (Comic) - WARD (08/20)
Pierre Cardin (Designer) - RIG
Placido Domingo (Tenorissimo) - FIRE
Pope Benedict (Pope) - LUX
Prince Philip (England) - E

Ralph Kiner (MLB Player) - HEM
Ramzan Kadyrov (Chechnyan President) - RUSSIA
Ravi Shankar (Musician) - MD (12/11)
Ray Bradbury (Sci-Fi writer) - LUX (06/05)
Ray Harryhausen (Animator) - PALL
Raymond Szmanda (TV spokesperson) - FIRE
Regis Philbin (Broadcast legend) - LADYK
Ric Flair (Wrestler) - METAL
Richard Adams (Author) - EDIT
Richard Attenborough (Director) - MJ
Richard Thornburgh (Former U.S. Top Cop) - GLEEK
Rip Torn (Great Actor/Drunk) - CARR
Rise Stevens (Antique opera singer) - GSG
Rita Levi-Montalcini (Scientist) - FIRE (12/30)
Robert Blake (Not Guilty) - METAL
Robert Clary (Actor) - SPIN
Robert Morgenthau (Manhattan DA) - YKEWCE
Robert Mugabe (Pres. of Zimbabwe) - STAB
Robert Redford (Hunky Actor) - MIL
Robin Gibb (Singer) - E (05/20)
Roger Ebert (Critic) - WARD
Ronnie Biggs (Train Robber) - DAAS
Ronnie Corbett (Pint-sized Scottish Comedian) - SHAUN
Rosalynn Carter (Former Hot First Lady) - 3sCO
Rose Marie (Actress) - GRIM
Run Run Shaw (Film-maker) - ROYAL
Russell Johnson (Actor) - WARD
Russell Means (Activist) - MJ (10/22)
Ruth Bader Ginsburg (Supreme Court Justice) - LUX
Ruth Duccini (Wizard of Oz munchkin) - H2CO

Santiago Carillo (Spanish commie) - SPIN (09/18)
Sarah Brady (Gun Controller) - E
Seiji Ozawa (Maestro Boston Symphony) - GSG
Shelley Long (Actress) - GRODY
Shelley Morrison (Actress) - FIRE
Shirley Temple (Actress) - FIRE
Sid Caesar (Actor) - WARD
Slim Whitman (Singer/Yodeler) - GRODY
Stan Lee (Comic book guy) - LADYK
Stan Musial (MLB) - GRIM
Stephen Hawking (Physics) - STAB
Stephen Hill (Actor) - YKEWCE
Steve-O (Jackass) - METAL
Steven Adler (G'n'R F-up) - METAL
Superstar Billy Graham (Wrestler) - MJ

Teresa Heinz (Ketchup Queen) - LUX
Theodore Hesburgh (Antique Notre Dame president) - GSG
Tim Conway (Comedian) - MIL
Tom Lehrer (Humorous Singer) - YKEWCE
Tony Bennett (Singer/All-Around Cool Guy) - GLEEK
Tony Martin (Singer) - ROYAL (07/27)

Vera Lynn (Singer) - MD
Vern Gagne (Wrestling Promoter) - ZIP
Vidal Sassoon (Shampoo Guy) - 3sCO (05/09)

Walter Mondale (Bad Prez Candidate) - GLEEK
Wilford Brimley (Actor) - WARD
William Asher (TV Producer) - E (07/16)
William Broomfield (MI Congressman) - NICK
William Perry (NFL Player) - HEM
William Shatner (Hammy Actor) - MIL
William Windom (Actor) - HEM (08/18)

Yahya Jammeh (Pres. of Gambia) - STAB
Yitzhak Shamir (Frmr Israeli PM) - DAAS (06/30)
Yogi Berra (Baseball) - MIL
Yoko Ono (Screecher) - METAL
Yuri Rasovsky (Dramatist) - DAAS (01/18) - OBITUARY PENDING

Zsa Zsa Gabor (Actress) - DAAS

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