The 2011 Final Standings:

MJ WON the Majors with 6 stupifying hits, E-Brake was right behind with 5 hits, Mr. 50s had 4 smackers, Starch had two ringydingies, and the Luxury Woman had a solo hit.

In the Minors, Drunk As A Skunk WON with 3 big hits, winning the tie-breaker over Editer43 who comes in second with 3 hits too. The intrepid Jack Tripper comes in third with 2 hits in a tie-breaker with several players.

Welcome to the Majors again, DAAS! This is his fourth time joining us (1999, 2001, 2008 and now 2011).

KEY:

The Major Leaguers:

CARB = Starch

WARD = Mr. 50s

LUX = The Luxury Woman

E = E-Brake

MJ = MJ

The Minor Leaguers:

SPIN = Spinzo

ERA = Dead Balls

DAAS = DrunkAsASkunk

FOTO = Fotojrn

OMEGA = Lady Omega

EDIT = Editer43

NICK = NecroNick

PALL = Vincent Pall

ZIP = Zipper Lips

YKEWCE = You Killem We Chillem

CHOC = Count Chocula

RIG = Rigor Mortis Mairi

RQS = Dr. Robert Q. Spideyman

GRIM = Grim McGraw

GRODY = 80s Avenger

FIRE = Fireball

MD = Master Dark

METAL = Metalicidal

LADYK = Lady Karaoke

VAL = Valley Ghoul

H2CO = The Embalmer

DBZ = DeathByZombies

GSG = GoSeeGod

JOI = Joicifer

SHAUN = Shaun Of The (Nearly) Dead

ESE = Eseress

THEN = TheNicker

SULLY = Sully

JAH = Just A Hobby

FUN = Funny Face

3sCO = Jack Tripper

STAB = STAB-in-the-DARK

SALT = Things To Do In Salt Lake City When You're Dead

Aaron Neville (Singer) - SALT
Abe Vigoda (Actor) - E
Adolfo Suarez (Frmr PM of Spain) - OMEGA
Al Davis (Raiders owner) - SHAUN (10/08)
Al Jaffee (Cartoonist) - ERA
Al Jarreau (Singer) - CARB
Al Molinaro (Actor) - SPIN
Alan Young (Actor) - METAL
Albert Finney (Actor) - JOI
Albert Rosellini (Washington Gov) - CHOC (10/10)
Alfredo diStefano (Soccer) - FOTO
Ali al-Megrahi (Pan Am Bomber) - MJ
Alice Herz-Sommer (Musician) - DAAS
Allan Arbus (Actor) - ERA
Amanda Palmer (Singer) - ESE
Amy Winehouse (Trainwreck, singer) - ESE (07/23)
Anatoly Shapiro (WWII liberator) - FOTO
Andrew Zimmern (Bizarre Foods host) - SULLY
Andy Dick (Trainwreck) - ZIP
Andy Griffith (Actor) - WARD
Andy Rooney (Cranky TV guy) - PALL (11/04)
Angela Bofill (Singer) - NICK
Ann B. Davis (Actress) - WARD
Ann McPherson (Medical journalist) - DAAS (05/28)
Anna Wing (Actress) - RIG
Anne Francis (Actress) - E (01/02)
Anne Widdecombe (British political pundit) - RQS
Annette Funicello (Actress) - E
Aretha Franklin (Queen of Soul) - E
Ariel Sharon (Frmr Israeli prez) - MJ
Arnold Palmer (Golfer) - ESE
Art Donovan (NFL) - VAL
Ayatollah Ali Khamenei (Iran figurehead) - CARB

Barbara Bush (Mom of dumbya) - ZIP
Barbara Kent (Actress) - GRIM (10/13)
Barbara Walters (TV news icon) - LADYK
BB King (Blues man) - SPIN
Bel Kaufman (Author) - SPIN
Bernard Shaw (TV newsanchor) - ESE
Bess Myerson (Actress) - METAL
Betty Ford (Clinic owner) - E (07/08)
Betty Garrett (Actress) - FIRE (02/12)
Betty White (Actress) - H2CO
Beverly Cleary (Author) - FOTO
Bill Archer (Fmr US Congressman) - JAH
Bill Clements (Texas Gov) - CHOC (05/29)
Bill Dana (Comic) - LADYK
Bob Barker (Gameshow Host) - JOI
Bob Dole (Politico) - CARB
Bob Dylan (Musician) - JOI
Bob Eubanks (Fmr Game Show Host) - THEN
Bob Godfrey (Animator) - FUN
Bob Newhart (Actor) - H2CO
Bobby "The Brain" Heenan (Wrassler) - RQS
Bobby Bowden (College football) - YKEWCE
Bobby Doerr (MLB) - NICK
Boris Spassky (Chess) - MJ
Boutros Boutros-Ghali (Frmr U.N. Secretary Gen) - VAL
Brian Mulroney (Canadian PM) - STAB
Britney Spears (Singer, trainwreck) - DBZ
Bryant Gumbel (Reporter) - LUX
Bum Phillips (NFL coach) - VAL
Buzz Aldrin (Astronaut) - EDIT

C. Everett Koop (Frmr Surgeon General) - FOTO
Calvin "Snoop Dog" Broadus (Rapper) - DBZ
Carla Laemmle (Actress) - WARD
Carol Channing (Actress) - LADYK
Celeste Holm (Actress) - LUX
Charles Aznavour (French Singer) - VAL
Charles Schwab (CEO) - ERA
Charlie Sheen (Trainwreck) - ZIP
Charlotte Rae (Actress) - ZIP
Cher (Singer) - ESE
Christopher "Ludacris" Bridges (Rapper) - DBZ
Christopher Hitchens (Author) - MJ (12/15)
Chuck Barris (Game Show Producer) - THEN
Chuck Berry (Rock icon) - NICK
Chuck Yeager (Space) - MD
Clarence Ace Parker (NFL) - NICK
Clive Barker (Horror film maker) - PALL
Clive Dunn (Actor) - SHAUN
Clive James (Broadcaster) - STAB
Cloris Leachman (Comedienne) - JOI
Connie Marrero (MLB) - H2CO
Conrad Bain (Actor) - METAL
Courtney Love (Trainwreck) - ZIP

Dan Rather (News Dude) - 3sCO
Dave Brubeck (Musician) - CARB
David Hasselhoff (Trainwreck, Dad Of The Year) - SULLY
David Honeyboy Edwards (Jazz musician) - EDIT (08/29)
David Rockefeller (Businessman) - MD
Deanna Durbin (Actress) - RIG
Debbie Reynolds (Actress) - SULLY
Denis Winston Healey (British Pol) - FUN
Derek Jameson (UK journalist) - DAAS
Des Lynam (Brit TV Presenter) - SHAUN
Dick Cheney (Evil ex-VP) - LUX
Dick Clark (TV Host) - LUX
Dick Van Dyke (Actor) - PALL
Dickie Jones (Cartoon voice) - GRIM
Dolores Hope (Actress) - WARD (09/19)
Dolph Schayes (NBA) - ERA
Don Imus (Radio idiot) - LUX
Don Pardo (SNL announcer) - MD
Don Rickles (Comedian) - GRIM
Donald Sutherland (Actor) - SULLY
Doris Day (Actress) - LUX
Dorothea Puente (Serial killer) - OMEGA (03/27)
Dorothy Letterman (TV personality) - 3sCO
Doug Harvey (MLB Umpire) - CARB

Earl Scruggs (Musician) - METAL
Ed Asner (Actor) - LADYK
Ed Brooke (Frmr Mass. senator) - GSG
Ed Koch (Frmr NYC Mayor) - MD
Eddie Joost (MLB) - EDIT (04/12)
Edgar Whitcomb (Indiana Gov) - CHOC
Efrem Zimbalist, Jr. (Actor) - E
Elaine May (Comedienne) - FUN
Elaine Stritch (Comedienne) - FUN
Eleanor Mondale (TV Host) - MJ (09/17)
Eli Wallach (Actor) - PALL
Eli Wiesel (Author) - RIG
Elizabeth Taylor (Actress) - E (03/23)
Ellen Tauscher (Frmr Congressman) - NICK
Elliott Carter (Composer) - FOTO
Elmore Leonard (Author) - VAL
Eric Hobsbawm (British Historian) - JAH
Ernest "Fritz" Hollings (Fmr US Senator) - JAH
Ernest Borgnine (Actor) - LUX
Estelle Parsons (Actress) - LADYK
Esther Williams (Actress) - GRIM
Etta James (Singer) - WARD
Eugene "Gene Gene the Dancing Machine" Patton (70s icon) - E
Eydie Gorme (Singer) - NICK

Fats Domino (Rock n Roll legend) - LADYK
Ferdinand Kubler (Cyclist) - DAAS
Ferlin Husky (Singer) - MJ (03/17)
Fidel Castro (Cuban dictator) - LUX
Florence Green (WWI Vet) - FUN
Frank Buckles (WW I Vet) - WARD (02/27)
Frank Cady (Actor) - WARD
Frank Lautenberg (Senator) - JAH
Fred Phelps (Scumbag) - RQS
Fred Willard (Comedian) - ESE
Frederica Sagor-Maas (Playwright) - OMEGA
Frederik Pohl (Sci-Fi writer) - MJ
Fyvush Finkel (Actor) - JOI

Gabriel Garcia Marquez (Author) - MJ
Gallagher (Alleged Comic) - 3sCO
Garrett Morris (Actor, SNL alumni) - GRODY
Garth Brooks (Musician) - GRIM
Gary Busey (Actor, trainwreck) - JOI
Gary Glitter (Pedo) - E
Gene Wilder (Comedic Genius) - FUN
George Beverly Shea (Antique gospel singer) - GSG
George Gaynes (Actor) - YKEWCE
George H.W. Bush (Dad of Dubya) - LUX
George Jones (Singer) - H2CO
George Kennedy (Actor) - FIRE
George Leader (Pennsylvania Gov) - CHOC
George Martin (Music Producer) - CARB
George Russell Weller (World's Worst Driver) - E
George Shearing (Antique jazz pianist) - GSG (02/14)
George Shultz (Secretary) - JAH
Gerry Rafferty (Musician) - CARB (01/04)
Gil Scott-Heron (Singer, Poet) - GRODY (05/27)
Gordie Howie (NHL) - H2CO
Gore Vidal (Author) - ERA
Gustavo Cerati (Argentine rockstar) - OMEGA

Hal Holbrooke (Actor) - E
Hamid Karzai (Afghan Pres) - RIG
Harlan Ellison (Author) - CARB
Harmon Killebrew (MLB) - MJ (05/17)
Harry Byrd (Frmr Sen from VA) - SPIN
Harry Carry Jr (Actor) - MD
Harry Chapman Pincher (Journalist) - FUN
Harry Dean Stanton (Actor) - PALL
Harry Morgan (Actor) - WARD (12/07)
Helen Thomas (Reporter) - RIG
Helmut Schmidt (Frmr German Chancellor) - YKEWCE
Henry Kissinger (Frmr Sec of State) - CARB
Herbert Lom (Actor) - RIG
Herman Wouk (Author) - SPIN
Hosni Mubarak (Pres. Of Egypt) - MJ
Hugh Downs (News broadcaster) - RQS
Hugh Hefner (The Hef) - LUX
Hugh Martin (Composer) - SPIN (03/11)
Hugh O'Brian (Actor) - GSG

I.M. Pei (Architect) - VAL
Ian Hamilton (Stone of Scone thief) - JAH
Irwin Corey (Comic) - GRIM

Jack Kevorkian (Dr. Death) - STAB (06/03)
Jack Klugman (Actor) - WARD
Jack Lalanne (Exercise guy) - MD (01/23)
Jack Vance (Author) - EDIT
Jacques Barzun (History dude) - FIRE
Jake "The Snake" Roberts (Wrassler) - MJ
Jake Lamotta (Boxer) - RIG
James Arness (Actor) - WARD (06/03)
James Evan Perry, Jr. (Fmr MLB Pitcher) - THEN
James Garner (Actor) - CARB
James Joseph Dresnok (Deserter) - OMEGA
Jane Fonda (Actress) - SALT
Jane Russell (Actress) - ZIP (02/28)
Jayne Meadows (Actress) - METAL
Jean Beliveau (Hockey) - CARB
Jean Stapleton (Actress) - GRIM
Jeff Conaway (Trainwreck) - METAL (05/27)
Jeff Hardy (Wrassler) - RQS
Jerry Lee Lewis (Rock and Roll Legend) - LUX
Jerry Lewis (Comedian) - PALL
Jerry Van Dyke (Actor) - SULLY
Jessica Alba (Actress) - DBZ
Jim Bunning (Baseball HOFer) - FIRE
Jim Marshall (Marshall Amps) - SHAUN
Jim Wright (Fmr US Congressman) - JAH
Jim Wright (Texas Politico) - H2CO
Jimmy Breslin (Author) - CARB
Jimmy Carter (Ex-US prez) - 3sCO
Joan Collins (Actress) - RQS
Joan Fontaine (Actress) - FOTO
Joan Rivers (Comedienne) - ESE
Joao Havelange (Frmr pres of FIFA) - SHAUN
Joe Weider (Bodybuilding mogul) - ZIP
Johannes Heesters (Actor) - OMEGA (12/24)
John Anderson Jr. (Kansas Gov) - CHOC
John Bardon (Actor) - SHAUN
John Clarkie Souza-Benavides (Soccer) - YKEWCE
John Demjanjuk (Nazi war criminal) - SPIN
John Force (NHRA Driver) - RQS
John Glenn (Astronaut) - EDIT
John Madden (NFL) - PALL
John Mahoney (Actor) - SPIN
Johnny Depp (Actor) - DBZ
Johnny Lam Jones (Olympian) - OMEGA
Jonathan Haze (Actor) - GRIM
Jonathan Winters (Comic) - METAL
Joseph McDade (Pennsylvania pol) - FIRE
Joseph Wapner (TV Judge) - LUX
Joyce Randolph (Actress) - GSG
Julie Andrews (Actress) - SALT
Julie Harris (Actress) - METAL
June Foray (Cartoon voice) - LADYK
Justin Bieber (Singer, robot) - DBZ

Katherine Jackson (Family matriarch) - ESE
Katherine McGregor (Actress) - WARD
Kathryn Crosby (Actress) - E
Kathryn Joosten (Actress) - E
Katy Perry (Singer) - DBZ
Kay Starr (Singer) - THEN
Kaye Ballard (Actress) - METAL
Keith Richards (Musician, zombie) - JOI
Kim Jong Il (Crazy Dictator) - MJ (12/17)
Kim Novak (Actress) - CARB
King Sihanouk (Cambodia) - MJ
Kirk Douglas (Actor) - WARD
Kirk Kerkorian (Financier) - EDIT
Kofi Annan (Frmr UM Sec Gen) - FUN

Lance Armstrong (Biker) - JOI
Larry Hagman (Actor) - ZIP
Larry King (Clueless TV host) - PALL
Laurent Gbagbo (Ivory Coast pres) - SHAUN
Lee MacPhail (MLB) - NICK
Leopold Engleitner (Holocaust survivor) - OMEGA
Lex Luther (Wrasslin') - H2CO
Lindsay Lohan (Trainwreck) - GRODY
Loretta Lynn (Singer) - E
Luis Echeverria (Frmr Mex Pres.) - ERA
Luise Rainer (Actress) - FOTO
Lura Lynn Ryan (Frmr IL first lady) - DAAS (06/27)
Lyndon LaRouche (Politico) - H2CO

M. Emmet Walsh (Actor) - PALL
Maggie Smith (Actress) - MJ
Maggie Thatcher (Frmr UK Prime Minister) - WARD
Magic Johnson (NBA Legend) - GRODY
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad (Iranian President, jerkface) - FUN
Manuel Noriega (Frmr dictator of Panama) - DAAS
Margo MacDonald (Scottish politician) - DAAS
Marion Barry (Mayor of Crackville) - JOI
Marjorie Lord (Antique actress) - GSG
Marty Allen (Comic) - LADYK
Mary Stewart (Author) - EDIT
Maureen O'Hara (Actress) - THEN
Merle Haggard (Musician) - CARB
Michael "Meat Loaf" Aday (Singer) - ESE
Michael Douglas (Actor) - WARD
Michael Gough (Actor) - GRIM (03/17)
Michael Moore (Filmmaker) - SALT
Mick Jagger (Musician, diva) - JOI
Mick Karn (Musician) - DAAS (01/04)
Mickey Rooney (Actor) - LUX
Mike Connors (Actor) - VAL
Mike Heimerdinger (Football) - E (09/30)
Mike Wallace (Newsdude) - WARD
Miley Cyrus (Singer) - DBZ
Milly Del Rubio (Singing triplet) - MJ (07/21) - OBITUARY PENDING
Milton Babbitt (Composer) - YKEWCE (01/29)
Moammar Gadhafi (D-bag) - 3sCO (10/20)
Monte Irvin (MLB) - H2CO
Monty Hall (Gameshow host) - RQS
Mort Sahl (Comedian) - FUN
Mort Walker (Cartoonist) - VAL
Muhammed Ali (Sports Legend) - 3sCO

Nancy Pelosi (Politico) - 3sCO
Nancy Reagan (Just Say No) - LUX
Nanette Fabray (Antique actress) - GSG
Natasha Lyonne (Actress) - GRODY
Nehemiah Persoff (Actor) - GRODY
Neil Armstrong (Astronaut) - EDIT
Neil Simon (Screenwriter) - THEN
Nelson Mandela (Frmr S. African prez) - ZIP
Nicholas Cage (Actor) - DBZ
Nick Charles (Sportscaster) - 3sCO (06/25)
Noel Neill (Actress) - YKEWCE
Norman Lear (TV producer) - PALL
Norman Lloyd (Actor) - EDIT

Olivia de Havilland (Actress) - DAAS
Omar Abdel-Rahman ("Blind Sheik") - MJ
Orlando Thomas (NFL) - OMEGA
Oscar Niemeyer (Architect) - FOTO
Otis Bowen (Indiana Gov) - CHOC
Otto Von Habsburg (Austrian Emperor) - EDIT (07/04)
Ozzy Osbourne (Bat Eater) - 3sCO

Pat Summerall (Announcer) - H2CO
Patricia C. Dunn (ex-HP CEO) - STAB (12/04)
Patrick Lucey (Indiana Gov) - CHOC
Patrick Moore (Astronomer) - STAB
Patty Andrews (Singer) - LADYK
Paul Anka (Singer) - SALT
Paul Henderson (Hockey) - CARB
Pauline Phillips (Abigail Van Buren/Dear Abby) - E
Penny Marshall (Actress) - MJ
Pete Doherty (Trainwreck) - ZIP
Pete Seeger (Singer, activist) - GRODY
Peter Falk (Actor) - FIRE (06/23)
Peter Marshall (Gameshow host) - RQS
Peter O'Toole (Actor) - LUX
Philip Berg (Kabbalah Rabbi) - STAB
Phyllis Diller (Comic) - WARD
Phyllis Schlafly (Politico) - VAL
Pierre Cardin (Fashion designer) - RIG
Placido Domingo (Singer) - FIRE
Pope Benedict (Pope) - LUX
Prince Philip (England, Queen's hubby) - JAH
Prince Philip (UK) - CARB

Queen Elizabeth II (England) - THEN
Quincy Jones (Music producer) - LADYK

Ralph Kiner (MLB) - ERA
Raul H. Castro (Arizona Gov) - CHOC
Ravi Shankar (Musician) - CARB
Ray Bradbury (Sci-Fi writer) - LUX
Ray Harryhausen (Special effects guru) - METAL
Red Klotz (NBA) - ERA
Redmond O'Neal (Druggie) - SALT
Rev. Billy Graham (Televangelist) - WARD
Richard Attenborough (Actor) - RIG
Richard Dawson (Actor, Gameshow host) - FIRE
Rise Stevens (Antique opera singer) - GSG
Rita Levi Montalcini (Institute founder) - DAAS
Robert Bork (Bork Bork Bork) - JAH
Robert Clary (Actor) - SPIN
Robert Edwards (Test tube baby pioneer) - SPIN
Robert Morgenthau (Manhattan DA) - YKEWCE
Robert Mugabe (Zimbabwe despot) - STAB
Roger Bannister (Fast runner) - YKEWCE
Ron Moody (British Actor) - VAL
Ron Springs (NFL) - NICK (05/12)
Ronnie Biggs (Great Train Robber) - E
Rosalynn Carter (Ex-First Lady) - 3sCO
Rose Marie (Comedian) - MD
Ruby Muhammad (Spiritual leader) - FIRE (03/02) - OBITUARY PENDING
Run Run Shaw (Chinese film legend) - GRODY
Rupert Murdoch (Media mogul) - SULLY
Rush Limbaugh (Hateful radio host) - ESE
Russell Johnson (Actor) - WARD
Russell Peterson (Delaware Gov) - CHOC
Ruth Bader Ginsburg (Supreme Court Justice) - LUX
Ryan O'Neal (Actor) - SALT

Sally Quinn (Journalist) - SALT
Sally Struthers (Actress) - SULLY
Sammy Lee (Sports) - MD
Sandra Day O'Connor (Frmr Supreme Court Justice) - SULLY
Sarah Brady (Gun Controller) - E
Sargent Shriver (Politico) - CARB (01/18)
Scott Carpenter (Antique astronaut) - GSG
Scott Hall (Wrassler) - RQS
Seiji Ozawa (Maestro, Boston Symphony) - MJ
Seve Ballesteros (Golfer) - MJ (05/07)
Shecky Green (Comedian) - FOTO
Shelley Long (Actress) - GRODY
Shelley Morrison (Actress) - FIRE
Sherwood Schwartz (TV Producer) - E (07/12)
Shimon Peres (Israeli Politico) - JAH
Shirley MacLaine (Actress) - SULLY
Shirley Williams (House of Lords) - SHAUN
Sid Caesar (Actor) - WARD
Slim Whitman (Singer) - GRODY
Stan Freberg (Actor) - ERA
Stan Musial (MLB) - YKEWCE
Stephen Hawking (Physicist) - STAB
Stephen Hill (Actor) - YKEWCE
Stephen King (Author) - THEN
Steve Jobs (Entrepreneur) - LUX (10/05)
Steve O (Jackass) - SALT
Steve Smith (NFL) - OMEGA
Sun Myung Moon (Church leader) - STAB
Superstar Billy Graham (Wrassler) - MJ

Tatum O'Neal (Actress) - SALT
Teresa Heinz (Ketchup Queen) - LUX
Theodore Hesburgh (Frmr Notre Dame pres) - GSG
Tom Delay (Politician, crook) - THEN
Tom Laughlin (Actor) - E
Tony Martin (Singer) - GRIM

Vaclav Havel (Frmr Czech president) - SHAUN (12/18)
Vasily Aleksanyan (Russian oilman) - STAB
Vera Lynn (Music) - MD
Vo Nguyen Giap (Vietnam commander) - NICK

W. Gunther Plaut (Reform rabbi) - FOTO
Walter Mondale (Frmr VP) - SHAUN
Wilford Brimley (Actor) - WARD
Will Ferrell (Actor) - DBZ
Willard Scott (Weatherman/Smuckers Dude) - SULLY
William Broomfield (Frmr Congressman) - NICK
William Scranton (Pennsylvania Gov) - CHOC
William Windom (Actor) - ERA
Willie Nelson (Country star) - THEN
Wojciech Jaruzelski (Polish commander) - CARB

Yitzhak Shamir (Frmr Israeli Pres) - RIG
Yogi Berra (MLB) - MD

Zsa Zsa Gabor (Actress) - CARB

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