In the Majors, E-Brake WON with five amazing hits. Nipping at her heels were Starch and then Mr. 50s (metaphorically, as anything else would be disgusting), each with four hits, followed by Drunk-As-A-Skunk and The Luxury Woman with three cadavers each.

In the Minors, veteran player Spinzo WON the Minors with 3-hits in the tie-breaker, followed by Go See God and Morbid Inc. Auctions, respectively. They were closely shadowed by the 2-hitters namely being The Embalmer, Editer43, Vincent Pall, MJ, Cannibal Feast, Mr. Baseball & Deadballs.

KEY:

The Major Leaguers:

LUX = The Luxury Woman

E = E-Brake

WARD = Mr. 50s

CARB = Starch

DAAS = DrunkAsASkunk

The Minor Leaguers:

SPIN = Spinzo	FOTO = Fotojrn	MIA = Morbid Inc Auctions	ERA = Deadballs
MD = Master Dark	BLAM = Blammo	RQS = Dr. Robert Q. Spideyman	NICK = NecroNick
H2CO = The Embalmer	GP = Gentleman Prick	PALL = Vincent Pall	NELLY = NellyLunatic1980
BRAINS = Cannibal Feast	SHAUN = Shaun of the Nearly Dead	MJ = MJ	VAL = Valley Ghoul
CHOC = Count Chocula	BPM = Black Parade Mama	WIG = Jayne Mansfield's Head	EDIT = Editer43
GRODY = 80s Avenger	FUN = Funnyface	GSG = Go See God	GRIM = Grim McGraw
YKEWCE = YouKillem WeChillem	RIGOR = Rigor Mortis Mairi	JAH = It's Just A Hobby	3sCo = Jack Tripper
HOMER = Mr. Baseball	MEGA = Megahurtz	THEN = TheNicker	AWE = K. McAwesome
VIVA = Bastille Guy	FEZ = Flesh Eating Zombie

Paula Abdul (trainwreck) - LUX
King Bhumibol Adulyadej - DAAS
Emperor Akihito - CARB
Muhammad Ali - LUX
Abdelbaset Ali Mohmed Al-Megrahi (Pan Am 103) - DAAS
Kirstie Alley (actress) - AWE
Henry Allingham (Brit war hero) - MIA (07/18)
Huda Ammash (Mrs. Anthrax) - E
Patty Andrews (singer) – BRAINS
Mother Angelica (TV religion) - VIVA
Le Duc Anh (frmr Vietnamese prez) - MEGA
Corazon Aquino - DAAS (08/01)
Allan Arbus (actor, M*A*S*H*) - ERA
James Arness - WARD
Beatrice Arthur - LUX (04/25)
Ed Asner - LUX
John Astin - LUX
Susan Atkins - CARB (09/24)
Richard Attenborough - CARB
Milton Babbitt (composer) - YKEWCE
Ruth Bader-Ginsburg (Supreme) - THEN
Lauren Bacall - LUX
Conrad Bain (actor) - VAL
Ginger Baker - FOTO
Joe Don Baker (actor) - RQS
Vernon Baker (war hero) - MEGA
Seve Ballesteros (golfer) - NELLY
Bob Barker - LUX
Irwin Barker (comedian) - SPIN
Chuck Barris (host) - E
Martin Bashir (ABC) - SPIN
Frances Bay (actress) - MEGA
Captain Beefheart (“musician”) - MJ
Harry Belafonte (musician) - CHOC
Griffin Bell (Ex-AG) - MJ (01/05)
Pope Benedict XVI - LUX
Yogi Berra - LUX
Shelley Berman (comedian) - GRIM
Chuck Berry (musician) - NICK
Ronnie Biggs - DAAS
Barbara Billingsley - CARB
George Blanda (NFL) – H2CO
Hugo Bleicher (spy) - MEGA
Angela Bofill (singer) - NICK
Pat Boone (singer) - BPM
Ernest Borgnine - WARD
Robert Bork (Supreme nominee)- JAH
Boutros Boutros-Ghali (frmr UN Sec. Gen.) – FUN
Ray Bradbury - CARB
Sarah Brady - E
Berke Breathed (cartoonist) - CHOC
Wilford Brimley (di-a-beetus) - 3sCO
William Broomfield (congressman) - NICK
Helen Gurley Brown (editor) - BPM
Frank Buckles - WARD
Jim Bunning (senator) - NELLY
Barbara Bush (Dubya Mom) - RIGOR
George H. W. Bush - LUX
George W. Bush (maroon) - THEN
Sen. Robert Byrd - LUX
Frank Cady - WARD
Sid Caesar - WARD
Waldemar Levy Cardoso (Brazilian Marshal) - MIA (05/13)
Hortense Calisher (author) - EDIT (01/13)
Harry Carey Jr. (actor) - AWE
Mary Carlisle (actress) - EDIT
David Carradine (actor) - MIA (06/03)
Pat Carroll (actress) - GRIM
Elliott Carter (composer) - MIA
Jimmy Carter - LUX
Rosalynn Carter (frmr First Lady) - JAH
Wally Cassell (actor) - YKEWCE
Fidel Castro - LUX
Carol Channing (actress) - BLAM
Dick Cheney - LUX
Dick Clark - LUX
Beverly Cleary (author) - FOTO
Robert Conrad (actor) - MEGA
Jackie Cooper (actor) - AWE
Martin Cooper (inventor) - FUN
Robert Cornell (congressman) - SPIN (05/10)
Walter Cronkite - LUX (07/17)
Hugues Cuénod (opera) - NELLY
Tony Curtis - LUX
Kim Dae-jung (frmr So. Korea prez) - MEGA (08/18)
Roger Daltrey - FEZ
Ram Dass (60's spiritualist) - VIVA
Al Davis (Raiders Exec) - JAH
Elizabeth Dawn (soap) - DAAS
Olivia de Havilland (actress) - BLAM
F. W. de Klerk (frmr So. African prez) - MEGA
Dino De Laurentiis (director) - MD
Millvina Dean - WARD (05/31)
Ruby Dee (actress) - GRIM
Mohammed Deif (Hamas) - DAAS
Dom DeLuise (actor) - RIGOR (05/04)
John Demjanjuk - E
Leila Denmark (doctor/author) - NELLY
Alfredo di Stefano (soccer) - FOTO
Little Jimmy Dickens (musician) - CHOC
Phyllis Diller - LUX
Bobby Doerr (MLB) - NICK
Bob Dole - WARD
Art Donovan (football) - RQS
Kirk Douglas - WARD
Hugh Downs (TV) - BPM
James Joseph Dresnok (deserter) - MIA
Clive Dunn (actor) - SHAUN
Dominick Dunne (author) - SPIN (08/26)
Charles Durning - CARB
Roger Ebert (critic) - 3sCO
Luis Echeverría (Mexican ex-Prez) - ERA
Blake Edwards (director) - AWE
Elizabeth Edwards - DAAS
Queen Elizabeth II (Queen) - JAH
Eminem (asshat) - NELLY
Leopold Engleitner ("Unbroken Will") - DAAS
Bill Erwin (actor) - GP
Nanette Fabray (actress) - VAL
Peter Falk (actor) - 3sCO
Farrah Fawcett (“actress”) - MJ (06/25)
Bob Feller (MLB) - ERA
Joe Ferguson (NFL) – H2CO
Johnny Fields (Blind Boys of Alabama) – FUN
Fyvush Finkel (actor) - GSG
Eddie Fisher (singer) - GRIM
Joan Fontaine (actress) - MD
Michael Foot (UK politico) - SHAUN
Horton Foote (playwright) - EDIT (03/04)
June Foray (cartoons) - GSG
Betty Ford - DAAS
Whitey Ford (MLB) - HOMER
John Forsythe - E
Michael J. Fox - FEZ
Fred Foy (broadcaster) - RIGOR
Dick Francis (author) - WIG
Aretha Franklin (singer) - THEN
Lynette "Squeaky" Fromme (nutjob)- WIG
Annette Funicello - E
Zsa Zsa Gabor - E
Verne Gagne (wrestler) - RQS
Martin Gardner (writer) - WIG
James Garner - CARB
Betty Garrett (actress) - BPM
Jack Gartside (author) - SPIN (12/05)
George Gaynes (actor) - YKEWCE
Gene Gene the Dancing Machine - E
Miep Gies - CARB
John Glenn (astronaut) – H2CO
Gary Glitter - E
Jade Goody (reality TV) - SHAUN (03/22)
Harold Gould (actor) - GRODY
Rev. Billy Graham - LUX
Larry Grantham (AFL) - SPIN
Peter Graves (actor) - GSG
Alan Greenspan (fmr Fed guy) - THEN
Dick Gregory - FOTO
Walter Gretzky (Canadian icon) – FUN
Andy Griffith (actor) - 3sCO
Doris Haddock (activist) - NICK
Merle Haggard - E
Larry Hagman (actor) - 3sCO
Alexander Haig (general-in-charge) - BLAM
Clifford M. Hardin (ex-AG director) - EDIT
Jeff Hardy (wrestler) – H2CO
John Hart ("Lone Ranger") - GSG (09/20)
Paul Harvey (radio) - PALL (02/28)
Ernie Harwell (sportscaster) - RIGOR
Shinobu Hashimoto (screenwriter) - YKEWCE
Vaclav Havel - FOTO
João Havelange (frmr FIFA prez) - SHAUN
June Havoc (actress) - BRAINS
Stephen Hawking (smartypants) - PALL
Ronnie Hawkins (musician) - VIVA
Denis Healey (UK politico) - SHAUN
Michael Hebranko (human yo-yo) - GP
Bobby 'The Brain' Heenan - GP
Johannes Heesters (actor) - BRAINS
Hugh Hefner - WARD
Dorothy Height (activist) - FOTO
Sherman Hemsley (actor) - GRIM
Don Henley (Eagle) - THEN
Lou Henson (coach) - MEGA
Gil-Scott Heron (musician) - GRODY
Adolph Herseth (trumpeter) - YKEWCE
Alex Higgins - DAAS
Arthur Hiller (director) - AWE
Dolores Hope - CARB
Lena Horne (singer) - MIA
Ralph Houk (MLB) - MD
Gordie Howe (hockey great) - BLAM
Kim Jong Il (Fearless Leader) - MJ
John Ingle (soap actor) - RQS
Daniel Inouye (Senator) - THEN
Monte Irvin (MLB) - HOMER
Daniel Jackson (jazz) - SPIN
Michael Jackson (pervert) - E (06/25)
Lou Jacobi (actor) - BRAINS (10/23)
P.D. James (author) - WIG
Dorothy Janis (actress) - EDIT
Steve Jobs - E
Elton John (singer) – SHAUN
Magic Johnson (NBA) - GRODY
Russell Johnson - WARD
Dickie Jones (actor) - DAAS
Jennifer Jones (actress) - ERA (12/17)
Johnny "Lam" Jones (Olympian) - MIA
Gen. Mikhail Kalashnikov (weapons maker) - BLAM
Casey Kasem - BLAM
Bil Keane (Family Circus) - GSG
George Kell (MLB) - HOMER (03/24)
Jack Kemp (football/politics) - 3sCO (05/02)
Ted Kennedy - E (08/25)
Kirk Kerkorian (magnate) - CHOC
Jack Kevorkian - E
Ralph Kiner (MLB) - ERA
B.B. King - CARB
Bruce King (ex-gov. of NM) - BRAINS (11/13)
Henry Kissinger (frmr Sec. of State) – FUN
Larry King (TV) - PALL
Jack Klugman - WARD
C. Everett Koop (former SG) - MD
Osama Bin Laden (terrorist) - WIG
Carla Laemmle (actress) - NICK
Jack LaLanne (exerciser) - MD
Jake LaMotta (boxer) - 3sCO
Margaret Lambert ("Hitler's Pawn") - MIA
Martin Landau (actor) - BLAM
Artie Lange (f'd up comedian) - GP
Lyndon LaRouche - WARD
Joanie 'Chyna' Laurer ("female" wrestler) - GP
Piper Laurie (actress) - EDIT
George Lazenby (actor) - BLAM
Norman Lear (TV writer) - PALL
Christopher Lee (scary actor) - MD
Stan Lee (comics) - MD
Annie Lennox (musician) - CHOC
Doris Lessing (writer) - DAAS
Dorothy Letterman (Dave's Mom) - RIGOR
Claude Lévi-Strauss - CARB (10/30)
Jerry Lewis ("comedian") - BLAM
Jerry Lee Lewis - WARD
Art Linkletter - WARD
Robert Loggia (actor) - RIGOR
Norman Lloyd (actor) - WIG
Lindsey Lohan (actress/trainwreck) - WIG
Herbert Lom (actor) - BRAINS
Shelley Long (actress) - GRODY
Sophia Loren (actress) - THEN
Trent Lott (fmr Senator) - THEN
Lex Luger (wrestler) – H2CO
Natasha Lyonne (f’d up actress) - GRODY
Lee MacPhail (MLB exec) - NICK
Bill Macy (actor) - MD
John Madden (football) - PALL
Bernie Madoff (swindler) - THEN
Karl Malden - LUX (07/01)
Nelson Mandela - DAAS
Charles Manson (nutters) - RIGOR
Charlie Manuel (MLB) - FEZ
Gabriel Garcia Marquez (author) - MJ
Tony Martin - DAAS
Ulrich Matschoss (actor) - YKEWCE
Elaine May (comedienne) – FUN
Cardinal Paul Augustin Mayer - VIVA
Kevin McCarthy (actor) - GRODY
Tim McCarver (MLB broadcaster) - FEZ
Paul McCartney - FEZ
Rue McClanahan (actress) - CHOC
Mindy McCready (headcase) – H2CO
Joseph McDade (ex-congressman) - NELLY
George McGovern (politician) - VAL
Ed McMahon (TV) - PALL (06/23)
Robert McNamara - WARD (07/06)
Jayne Meadows (actress) - VAL
Lee Meriwether (actress) - RQS
Marvin Miller (MLB union) - HOMER
Mitch Miller (conductor) - VAL
Art Modell (NFL owner) - MIA
Al Molinaro (actor)- SPIN
Ricardo Montalban - E (01/14)
Sun Myung Moon (loon) - VIVA
Sir Patrick Moore (author/astronomer) - MEGA
Sara Jane Moore - E
Scotty Moore (Elvis guitarist) - WARD
Harry Morgan (actor) - VAL
Farley Mowat (author) – FUN
Hosni Mubarak (Egyptian prez) - JAH
Robert Mugabe - E
Ruby Muhammad (Nation of Islam) - MIA
Pervez Musharraf - E
Stan Musial (MLB) - MJ
Lola Muthel (actress) - YKEWCE
Jim Nabors (actor) - VAL
Emilio Navarro (baseball) - BRAINS
Patricia Neal (actress) - GRIM
Graig Nettles (MLB) - NELLY
Edwin Newman (NBC news) - ERA
Leslie Nielsen (actor) - GRODY
Oscar Niemeyer (architect) - DAAS
Dennis Norden (TV host) - DAAS
Robert Novak - CARB (08/18)
Barack Obama (Prez) - PALL
Yoko Ono (groupie) - 3sCO
Hiroo Onoda (WWII holdout) - CARB
Peter O'Sullevan (BBC) - DAAS
Marina Oswald (widow of Lee) - CHOC
Jim Otto (football) - VIVA
Janis Page (soap actress) - CHOC
Jimmy Page - FEZ
Don Pardo (TV announcer) - WIG
Clarence "Ace" Parker (NFL) - NICK
Eleanor Parker (actress) - GRIM
Fess Parker - WARD
Harry Patch (WWI) - DAAS (07/25)
Joe Paterno (football coach) - RQS
Les Paul - WARD (08/13)
I.M. Pei (architect) - VAL
Nehemiah Persoff (actor) - GRODY
Fred Phelps (jerkface) - RQS
Prince Philip - CARB
Tullio Pinelli (screenwriter) - NELLY (03/07)
Christopher Plummer (actor) – FUN
Carl Pohlad (MLB Owner) - ERA (01/05)
Abe Pollin (sports owner) - FOTO (11/24)
Thomas 'Amarillo Slim' Preston (poker) - VIVA
Randy Quaid - FEZ
Peter Quaife (Kink) - FOTO
Richard Quick (Olympic coach) - E (06/10)
Luise Rainer (actress) - MD
Jack Ramsay (B’ball coach) - MJ
Nancy Reagan - LUX
Frances Reid (soap actress) - RQS
Carl Reiner (TV writer) - BPM
Dusty Rhodes (wrestler) - GRODY
Ruggiero Ricci (violinist) - YKEWCE
Little Richard - LUX
Wendy Richard - E (02/26)
Keith Richards (walking miracle) - AWE
Joan Rivers (comedienne) - AWE
Jake 'The Snake' Roberts (f'd up wrestler) - GP
Oral Roberts (preacher) - BPM (12/15)
Robin Roberts (MLB) - HOMER
Dale Robertson (actor) - GRIM
Bobby Robson (soccer) - DAAS (07/31)
David Rockefeller (patriarch) - MD
Andy Rooney (TV curmudgeon) - BPM
Mickey Rooney (actor) - VAL
Axl Rose (weird rocker) - AWE
Albert Rosellini (ex-governor) - NELLY
Al Rosen (MLB) - HOMER
Harry Rosen (designer) - FUN
Dan Rostenkowski (frmr Congressman) - JAH
Mickey Rourke (actor) - THEN
Karl Rove (politics) - CHOC
Donald Saddler (choreographer) - DAAS
J.D. Salinger - CARB
Peter Sallis (actor) - DAAS
Juan Antonio Samaranch (frmr IOC press) - SHAUN
Max Sapp (MLB) - ERA
Phyllis Schafly (politico) - JAH
R.W. Schambach (preacher) - NELLY
Helmut Schmidt (frmr Chancellor) - YKEWCE
Milt Schmidt (NHL) - RIGOR
George Shultz (frmr Secr. of State) - JAH
Sherwood Schwartz - E
Willard Scott (weatherman) - BPM
Pete Seeger (folk icon) - BRAINS
Yitzhak Shamir - CARB
Ravi Shankar (musician) - AWE
Anatoly Shapiro (WWII liberator) - FOTO
Ariel Sharon - WARD
George Beverly Shea - DAAS
George Shearing - CARB
Iron Sheik (f'd up wrestler) – GP
Bob Sheppard (Yankee Stadium voice) - NICK
Red Schoendienst (MLB) - HOMER
Eunice Kennedy Shriver - CARB (08/11)
Sargent Shriver - CARB
General Than Shwe (Burma) - CARB
Robert Schuller (evangelist) - VIVA
King Sihanouk - CARB
Neil Simon (playwright) - AWE
Leonard Skinner (band namesake) - MJ
Cyril Smith (UK politico) - SHAUN
Grizzly Smith (wrestler) - WARD
Duke Snider (MLB) - ERA
Morton Sobell (spy) - BRAINS
Sen. Arlen Specter - CARB
Ron Springs (football) - NICK
Harry Dean Stanton (actor)- PALL
Jean Stapleton (actress) - BPM
Ringo Starr - FEZ
George Steinbrenner - E
John Paul Stevens (Supreme) - WIG
Risë Stevens (opera) - GSG
Ted Stevens (frmr Senator) - JAH
Larry Storch (actor) - VAL
Gale Storm (actress) - GSG (06/27)
Gloria Stuart (actress) - WIG
Mollie Sugden ("Are You Being Served?") - GSG (07/01)
Pat Summerall - FOTO
John Surtees (frmr F1 racer) - SHAUN
Patrick Swayze - WARD (09/14)
Eric Sykes (comedy) - 3sCO
George Takei ("Star Trek") - RQS
Gay Talese (writer) - EDIT
Chuck Tanner (frmr manager) - HOMER
Elizabeth Taylor (actress) - 3sCO
Jesse Timmendequas (killer, "Megan's Law") - FEZ
Margaret Thatcher - WARD
Helen Thomas - CARB
Jeremy Thorpe (UK politico) - SHAUN
Pete Townshend - LUX
Kathleen Turner - LUX
John Updike (author) – H2CO (01/27)
Manuel Uribe (mega-dieter) - RIGOR
Abigail Van Buren/Pauline Phillips (buttinski) - MJ
Eddie Van Halen (guitarist) - MJ
Dick Van Patten - E
Gloria Vanderbilt (jeans designer) - GRIM
Abe Vigoda - E
Bill Wade (NFL) - BRAINS
Grete Waitz (marathoner) - SPIN
Mike Wallace - WARD
Eli Wallach (actor) - PALL
Ottmar Walter (German Footballer) - YKEWCE
Earl Weaver (frmr manager) - HOMER
Joe Weider (bodybuilding mogul) - GP
Scott Weiland (f'd up singer) - GP
George Russell Weller (world's worst driver) - E
George Wendt ("Norm") - GP
Guenter Wendt - WARD
Billy Werber (MLB) – H2CO (01/22)
Ruth Westheimer (Dr. Ruth) - GRIM
Betty White (actress) - CHOC
Kevin White (frmr Boston mayor) - GSG
Slim Whitman (singer) - GRODY
James Whitmore (actor) - BLAM (02/06)
Elie Wiesel (activist) - RIGOR
John Wilkinson (Elvis guitarist) - WARD
Dick Williams (frmr manager) - HOMER
Esther Williams - CARB
John Williams (conductor) - EDIT
Robin Williams (unfunny comedian) - FEZ
Nancy Wilson (jazz) - SPIN
William Windom (actor) - ERA
Amy Winehouse (walking gong show) - LUX
Jonathan Winters (comedian) - BPM
Norman Wisdom - DAAS
W. Willard Wirtz (JFK Cabinet) - EDIT
John Wooden - CARB
Herman Wouk - DAAS
Jim Wright (frmr Congressman) - JAH
Chuck Yeager (pilot) – H2CO
Alan Young (actor) – H2CO
Mae Young (lady wrestler) - RQS
Efrem Zimbalist Jr. - DAAS
Norma Zimmer ("Champagne Lady") - GSG

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