In the Majors, The Luxury Woman WON with 7 fantastic hits. Editer43 came in second also with 7 hits (missing out on the tie-breaker). E-Brake took third place with 5 hits, and Mr. 50s rounded out the circuit with 3 hits.

In the Minors, Drunk As A Skunk WON with 4 huge hits, just ahead of The Turk, Starch, NellyLunatic1980, Bad Santa DGD, Necro Nick, Black Parade Mama & Master Dark who all had 3 hits each.

KEY:

The Major Leaguers:

E = E-Brake

LUX = The Luxury Woman

WARD = Mr. 50s

EDIT = Editer43

The Minor Leaguers:

BLAM = Blammo	DGD = Bad Santa DGD	CARB = Starch	MD = Master Dark
MIA = Morbid Inc Auctions	3sCO = Jack Tripper	DAAS = DrunkAsASkunk	NICK = NecroNick
FOTO = Fotojrn	BRAINS = Cannibal Feast	GP = Gentleman Prick	VINNY = Vincent Pall
BYZAN = Morturii	WIG = Jayne Mansfield's Head	YKEWCE = You Killem We Chillem's	RAVEN = Raven
NELLY = NellyLunatic1980	SPIN = Spinzo	RQS = Dr. Robert Q.Spideyman	IB = Immortal Beloved
ERA = Dead Balls	MEGA = Megahurts	TURK = The Turk	GRIM = Grim McGraw
BPM = Black Parade Mama	GRODY = The 80s Avenger	ADVIL = I Have A Headache	SUB = Sub-All
SHAUN = Shaun of the Nearly Dead	HOMER = Mr. Baseball	TONY = Scarface	MJ = MJ
H2CO = The Embalmer	GUN = Gunslinger	GSG = Go See God	MORTY = Mortician's Delight
JAH = Just A Hobby	RIGOR = Rigor Mortis Mairi	VAL = Valley Ghoul	C-CHOC = Count Chocula
DIV4 = Divideby4	VIVE = Bastille Guy	FERG = Fergi Wench	FLF = Flatline Frank

A
Omar Abdel-Rahman - MJ
Paula Abdul (trainwreck)- IB
Bhumibol Adulyadej (Thai King) - CARB
"Captain" Lou Albano - GP
Buzz Aldrin - JAH
Chemical Ali - LUX
Muhammad Ali - MIA
Henry Allingham (British war hero) - NELLY
Nouri al-Maliki (Iraq PM) - WARD
Huda Ammash (Mrs. Anthrax) - E
Patty Andrews - BRAINS
Joe Andruzzi (NFL) - H2CO
Mother Angelica (TV religion) - VIVE
Eddy Arnold - BPM (05/08)
William Asher - E
Bea Arthur - BYZAN
Ernie Ashworth (singer) - SUB
Rob Astbury (AUS journalist) - ADVIL
Francisco Ayala (author) - EDIT
Tariq Aziz - CARB
B
Lauren Bacall - GRODY
F. Lee Bailey - MORTY
Ginger Baker - FOTO
Vernon Baker (Medal of Honor) - MEGA
Ralph Bakshi (cartoonist) - VAL
Alhassan Bangura (soccer) - NELLY
Bob Barker - VINNY
Chuck Barris - E
Marion Barry - WARD
Gene Barry (actor) - E
Jacques Barzun (historian) - DGD
Sammy Baugh - MD (12/17)
Francis Bay - MEGA
Andy Bell (singer) - SHAUN
Jean-Paul Belmondo - CARB
Tony Bennett - IB
Chuck Berry - NICK
Ronnie Biggs - LUX
Barbara Billingsley - BLAM
Osama bin-Laden - WARD
Gary Birdsong (preacher) - RQS
H. J. Blackham (author) - EDIT
Bobby "Blue" Bland - BRAINS
George Blanda (NFL) - H2CO
Hugo Bleicher (author) - MEGA
Angela Bofill (singer) - NICK
Ernest Borgnine - MD
Red Borom (MLB) - HOMER
Jack Brabham (F1 Driver) - SHAUN
Ray Bradbury - VINNY
Sarah Brady - E
Bobby Bragan (MLB) - TURK
Ralph Branca (MLB) - ERA
Wilford Brimley - 3sCO
Helen Brockman (designer/author) - DAAS (07/22)
Oscar Brodney (screenwriter) - EDIT (2/12)
Sen. Edward Brooke (fmr MA senator) - GSG
Mel Brooks - BYZAN
William Broomfield (politico) - NICK
Joyce Brothers - IB
Helen Gurley Brown - BPM
Dave Brubeck - GRIM
Doyle Brunson (WSOP) - RQS
William F. Buckley - H2CO (02/27)
Jim J. Bullock (actor) - ADVIL
Sen. Jim Bunning - NELLY
Pat Burns (NHL) - RAVEN
Gary Busey - IB
George H. W. Bush (Dubya's dad) - SHAUN
Jerry Butler (singer) - TONY
Earl Butz - LUX (02/02)
Robert Byrd - FLF
C
Frank Cady - BRAINS
Sid Caesar - WARD
Jack Cardiff (cinematographer) - RIGOR
Waldemar Levy Cardoso (field marshall) - DAAS
Phil Carey (actor) - DGD
Henri Cartan (mathmetician) - EDIT (08/13)
Elliott Carter (composer) - DGD
Jimmy Carter - EDIT
Nick Carter - DIV4
Wally Cassell (actor) - YKEWCE
Fidel Castro - LUX
Carol Channing - TONY
Cyd Charisse - MD (06/17)
Dick Cheney - WARD
Archbishop Christodoulos (Greece) - RAVEN (01/28)
Chyna (wrestler) - LUX
Dick Clark - LUX
Roy Clark - GUN
Arthur C. Clarke - MIA (03/18)
Beverly Cleary - FOTO
Bill Clinton - FLF
Sean Connery - FERG
Robert Conrad (actor) - MEGA
Jackie Cooper - GRIM
Wilma Lee Cooper (singer) - SUB
Gene Corbett (MLB) - HOMER
"Professor" Irwin Corey - E
Gary Coleman - BYZAN
Norman Corwin (radio) - GSG
Christina Crawford (daughter dearest) - FLF
Walter Cronkite - LUX
Hugues Cuenod (opera) - EDIT
Tony Curtis - BLAM
D
Kim Dae-jung (frmr So. Korean prez) - MEGA
Jon Dalton ("Jonny Fairplay") - WIG
Ram Dass (60s spiritualist) - VIVE
Jules Dassin (director) - RIGOR (03/31)
Kathryn Wasserman Davis (philanthropist) - DAAS
Liz Dawn (actress) - RAVEN
Doris Day - TONY
Melvina Dean - WARD
Javier Perez de Cuellar (U.N. Sec) - MORTY
F. W. de Klerk - MEGA
Dino De Laurentiis - MORTY
Michael DeBakey - LUX (07/11)
Lord Bill Deedes - MEGA
Olivia DeHavilland - BLAM
Milly Del Rubio - MJ
Jean Delannoy (director) - DGD (06/18)
Dom Deluise - GP
John Demjanjuk - E
Leila Denmark (author) - EDIT
Alfredo di Stefano (soccer) - FOTO
Andy Dick - DIV4
Little Jimmy Dickens - SUB
Bo Diddley - WARD (06/02)
Phyllis Diller - MD
Dom DiMaggio - VIVE
Bobby Doerr (Baseball) - NICK
Peter Doherty - DIV4
Bob Dole - JAH
Fats Domino - LUX
Kirk Douglas - WARD
Roy Douglas (composer) - EDIT
Hugh Downs - RQS
Clive Dunn (Brit actor) - SHAUN
Charles Durning - GRIM
E
Clint Eastwood - FERG
Doris Eaton Travis (actress) - EDIT
Roger Ebert - WARD
Luis Echeverria (Mexican ex-prez) - ERA
Dave "Honeyboy" Edwards (singer) - BRAINS
Elizabeth Edwards - LUX
Boris Efimov (artist) - EDIT (10/01)
Eminem - NELLY
Leopold Engleitner (holocaust) - DAAS
F
Nanette Fabray - GSG
Khalilou Fadiga (soccer) - SHAUN
Lola Falana - MIA
Louis Farrakhan - LUX
Farrah Fawcett - E
Danny Federici (organist) - NICK (04/17)
Bob Feller (MLB) - ERA
W. Mark Felt - WARD (12/18)
Mel Ferrer - TURK (06/02)
Fyvush Finkel - WIG
Joan Fontaine - BLAM
June Foray - 3sCO
Betty Ford - WARD
John Forsythe - E
Michael J. Fox - LUX
Hannah Frank (sculptor) - EDIT (12/18)
Andy Fraser (musician) - ADVIL
Lonny Frey (MLB) - HOMER
Jonathan Frid (actor) - GRIM
Georgia Frontiere (Rams owner) - E (01/18)
Annette Funicello - E
G
Zsa Zsa Gabor - E
Valentino Garavani (fashion designer) - FLF
Teri Garr - MJ
George Gaynes (actor) - YKEWCE
Estelle Getty - LUX (07/22)
Boutros Boutros Ghali - H2CO
Miep Gies - 3sCO
John Glenn - BPM
Marie Glory (actress) - EDIT
Steve Glover (Steve-O) - Div4
Dercy Gonçalves (actress) - NELLY (07/19)
Dody Goodman - BPM (06/22)
John Goodman - WARD
Mikhail Gorbachev - FLF
Albert Hamilton Gordon (Wall Street exec) - EDIT
Harold Gould (actor) - GRODY
Rev. Billy Graham - LUX
"Superstar" Billy Graham (wrestler) - MJ
Kelsey Grammer - FERG
Kathryn Grayson (actress) - TONY
Shecky Greene - RIGOR
Dick Gregory - FOTO
Rudy Giuliani - SPIN
Don Gutteridge (MLB) - HOMER (09/07)
H
Merle Haggard - TONY
Alexander Haig - BLAM
Tom T. Hall - SUB
Milo Hamilton (Astros Announcer) - H2CO
Ray Harryhausen - WIG
Paul Harvey - VINNY
Ernie Harwell (MLB) - RIGOR
Herb Hash (MLB) - HOMER (05/20)
Shinobu Hashimoto (screenwriter) - YKEWCE
Vaclav Havel - FOTO
Joao Havelange (Fifa Pres) - SHAUN
June Havoc - BRAINS
Stephen Hawking - VIVE
Ronnie Hawkins - MIA
Jeff Healey (guitarist) - MJ (03/02)
Bobby "The Brain" Heenan - WARD
Johannes Heesters - EDIT
Hugh Hefner - WARD
Jesse Helms - DGD (07/04)
Tommy Henrich (MLB) - HOMER
Lou Henson (college basketball) - RAVEN
Jerry Herman (composer) - ADVIL
Fred Hersch (pianist) - ADVIL
Charlton Heston - E (04/05)
Sir Edmund Hillary - FOTO (01/11)
Gordon B. Hinkley (LDS) - E (01/27)
Paris Hilton - DIV4
Albert Hofmann (LSD) - LUX (04/29)
Delores Hope - E
Lena Horne - BPM
Gordie Howe - BLAM
H. Wayne Huizenga (Dolphins Owner) - RQS
Guy Hunt (former gov) - RAVEN
I
Sen. Daniel Inouye - JAH
Monte Irvin (MLB) - ERA
J
Reggie Jackson - VAL
Lou Jacobi (actor) - BRAINS
Al Jaffee (Mad mag) - JAH
Etta James - H2CO
Zheng Ji (scientist) - EDIT
Billy Joel - BYZAN
Ingemar Johansson (boxer) - SHAUN
Elton John - FLF
Holly Johnson - ADVIL
Magic Johnson - GRODY
Russell Johnson - WARD
Van Johnson - BPM (12/12)
George Jones - SUB
Johnny "Lam" Jones - MIA
Star Jones - FLF
Louis Jordan - LUX
Cledus T. Judd (singer) - GRODY
K
Gen. Mikhail Kalashnikov - BLAM
Casey Kasem - VAL
Bil Keane (cartoonist) - JAH
George Kell - HOMER
Barbara Kent - EDIT
Kirk Kerkorian (Vegas Magnate) - C-CHOC
Jack Kevorkian - E
Evelyn Keyes (actress) - NICK (07/04)
Muammar Khadaffi (Libyan leader) - JAH
Ali Khamenei (Iran leader) - MJ
Ralph Kiner (MLB) - ERA
B.B. King - WARD
Don King - VAL
Larry King - VINNY
Rodney King - VIVE
Ben Kingsley - FERG
Henry Kissinger - SHAUN
Eartha Kitt - E (12/25)
Jack Klugman - WARD
Helmut Kohl - JAH
Willem Kolff - MIA
C. Everett Koop - 3sCO
Larry Kramer (author) - ADVIL
Kris Kristofferson - GUN
L
Carla Laemmle (actress) - BRAINS
Jack LaLanne - MD
Jake LaMotta - MEGA
Willis Lamb (physicist) - DAAS (05/18)
Margaret Lambert - MIA
Martin Landau - BLAM
Mills Lane - GUN
Lyndon LaRouche - WIG
Tom Laughlin - GRIM
Bill Laymon (musician) - SPIN
Norman Lear - VINNY
Brenda Lee - GUN
Stan Lee - WIG
Len Lesser (actor, "Uncle Leo") - RIGOR
Doris Lessing (author) - CARB
David Letterman - IB
Dorothy Letterman - 3sCO
Claude Levi-Strauss (anthropologist) - LUX
Irving R. Levine - GUN
Jerry Lewis - BLAM
Jerry Lee Lewis - WARD
Art Linkletter - LUX
Norman Lloyd (actor) - 3sCO
Hank Locklin (singer) - SUB
Lindsey Lohan - WIG
Herbert Lom - BRAINS
Huey Long (Inkspot) - DAAS
Shelley Long - GRODY
Terrence Longdon (actor) - YKEWCE
Trini Lopez (singer) - VAL
Edward Lorenz (chaos theory) - MORTY (04/16)
Greg Louganis - ADVIL
Charlie Louvin (singer) - SUB
Sidney Lumet - RIGOR
Loretta Lynn - TONY
Natasha Lyonne - GRODY
M
Frederica Sagor Maas (playwright) - EDIT
Patrick Macnee - GSG
Lee MacPhail - TURK
Bill Macy (actor) - MD
John Madden - VINNY
Karl Malden - LUX
Nelson Mandela - DGD
Rose Marie - WARD
Connie Marrero (MLB) - HOMER
Dick Martin - GRIM (05/24)
Al Martino (singer) - SHAUN
Ulrich Matschoss (actor) - YKEWCE
Peter Max (artist) - JAH
Cardinal Paul Augustin Mayer - VIVE
John McCain - FLF
Kevin McCarthy (actor) - GRODY
Rue McClanahan - C-CHOC
George McGovern - GRIM
Jim McKay (TV sports) - TURK (06/07)
Ed McMahon - BPM
Robert McNamara - BYZAN
Meatloaf - RAVEN
Marvin Miller [MLB exec] - HOMER
Mitch Miller - 3sCO
Art Modell - MIA
Al "Big Al" Molinaro - SPIN
Eleanor Mondale - LUX
Ricardo Montalban - E
Sun Myung Moon - VIVE
George Moore (Aussie HOF Jockey) - SPIN (01/08)
Michael Moore - FLF
Sir Patrick Moore (author) - MEGA
Scotty Moore - WARD
Harry Morgan - E
Garrett Morris (SNL) - TURK
Barry Morse (actor) - TURK (02/02)
Kate Moss - DIV4
Hosni Mubarak (Egyptian Prez) - SPIN
Lola Muethel (actress) - YKEWCE
Robert Mugabe - E
Ruby Muhammad - EDIT
Bobby Murcer - LUX (07/12)
Pervez Musharraf - E
Stan Musial - ERA
N
Jim Nabors - VAL
John Nash - VAL
Emilio Navarro (baseball) - EDIT
Patricia Neal - MEGA
Ronald Neame (photog/director) - DAAS
Chuck Negron - IB
Roy Neuberger (financier) - EDIT
Bob Newhart - FERG
Edwin Newman (anchor) - ERA
Paul Newman - DIV4 (09/26)
Jack Nicholson - FERG
Leslie Nielsen - GRODY
Oscar Niemeyer (architect) - EDIT
Sergey Nikolsky (mathematician) - DAAS
Robert Novak - NELLY
Maila Nurmi (Vampira) - BRAINS (01/10)
O
Maureen O'Hara - C-CHOC
Mary-Kate Olsen - DIV4
Jim Otto - VIVE
Peter O'Toole - TURK
Barack Obama - LUX
Gene Okerlund (wrestling) - H2CO
Yoko Ono - 3sCO
P
Anita Page (actress) - MD (09/06)
Bettie Page (pinup) - NICK (12/11)
Janis Paige (actress) - C-CHOC
Arnold Palmer - EDIT
Don Pardo - MD
Clarence "Ace" Parker (NFL) - NICK
Eleanor Parker (actress) - GRIM
Fess Parker - WARD
Ruth Patrick (botanist) - EDIT
Les Paul - LUX
Ruth Stafford Peale - NELLY (02/06)
I.M. Pei - WIG
Teddy Pendergrass - GUN
Pinetop Perkins - C-CHOC
Emily Perry (UK actress) - DAAS (02/19)
Nehemiah Persoff (actor) - GRODY
Richard Petty (Nascar) - RQS
Regis Philbin - FERG
O.A. "Bum" Phillips (football coach - MORTY
Tullio Pinelli (screenwriter) - NELLY
Harold Pinter - LUX (12/24)
Suzanne Pleshette - WARD (01/19)
Carl Pohlad (MN Twins owner) - ERA
Sydney Pollack - CARB (05/26)
Pope Benedict XVI - LUX
Ron Popeil (inventor) - IB
Amarillo Slim Preston - VIVE
Rene Preval (Haitian Prez) - SPIN
Ray Price - WARD
Charley Pride - GUN
George Putnam (newscaster) - TONY (09/12)
Q
Peter Quaife (Kink) - FOTO
R
Meinhardt Rabbe - EDIT
Luise Rainer - MD
James "The Amazing" Randi - MORTY
Dan Rather - FERG
Nancy Reagan - WARD
Sumner Redstone - RIGOR
Jerry Reed (country singer) - MJ (09/01)
Della Reese - H2CO
Frances Reid - E
Tara Reid - BPM
Katie Reider (musician) - SPIN (07/14)
Carl Reiner - WIG
Janet Reno - FERG
Dusty Rhodes (wrestler) - GRODY
Little Richard - VINNY
Keith Richards - DIV4
Jake "The Snake" Roberts (wrestler) - E
Oral Roberts - 3sCO
Sir Bobby Robson (footballer) - SPIN
David Rockefeller - MD
Preacher Roe (MLB) - ERA (11/09)
Andy Rooney - WIG
Mickey Rooney - BPM
Diana Ross - FLF
Donald Rumsfeld - RQS
Jane Russell - WARD
S
Donald Saddler (choreographer) - RIGOR
Soupy Sales - VAL
Curtis Salgado (singer) - DGD
J.D. Salinger - VINNY
Juan Antonio Samaranch - CARB
Bruno Sammartino (ex-wrestler) - RQS
Phyllis Schlafly - JAH
R.W. Schambach (preacher) - NELLY
Roy Scheider - RAVEN (02/10)
Helmut Schmidt - YKEWCE
Red Schoendienst (MLB) - HOMER
Viktor Schreckengost (ind. designer) - EDIT (01/26)
Robert Schuller - MORTY
Herb Score (MLB) - H2CO (11/11)
Sherwood Schwartz - E
Earl Scruggs - GUN
Vin Scully - MORTY
Pete Seeger - GSG
Yitzhak Shamir - LUX
Ravi Shankar - MORTY
Anatoly Shapiro (Russian commandant) - FOTO
Omar Sharif - BYZAN
Ariel Sharon - WARD
Run Run Shaw - DGD
George Beverly Shea (gospel) - MIA
George Shearing (jazz) - GSG
Iron Sheik (wrestler) - GP
Carroll Shelby (auto designer) - C-CHOC
Bob Sheppard (Yankees announcer) - MJ
Eunice Kennedy Shriver - E
Sargent Shriver - DGD
Don Shula - RQS
King Sihanouk - LUX
Richard Simmons - VAL
Leonard Skinner (band namesake) - MJ
Chris Smith (British pol) - ADVIL
Tony Snow (press sec) - CARB (07/12)
Donald J. Sobol (author) - YKEWCE
Aleksander Solzhenitsyn (novelist) - MORTY (08/03)
Suzanne Somers - FERG
Britney Spears - WIG
Ron Springs (NFL) - NICK
Yves St. Laurent - E (06/01)
Ralph Stanley - SUB
Harry Dean Stanton - VINNY
Kay Starr (singer) - TONY
George Steinbrenner - GP
Scott Steiner (wrestler) - WARD
Herbert Stempel ("Twenty-One") - RQS
Justice John Paul Stevens - JAH
Rise Stevens (opera) - GSG
Darrel Stinson (CAN Politico) - MIA
Larry Storch - C-CHOC
Gale Storm (actress) - TONY
Chuck Strahl (CAN Minister) - CARB
Elaine Stritch - RIGOR
Gloria Stuart (actress) - TURK
Suharto - LUX (01/27)
Yma Sumac (singer) - VAL (11/01)
Pat Summerall - FOTO
Patrick Swayze - DIV4
T
Elizabeth Taylor - LUX
Koko Taylor - GUN
Lee Teng-hui (Taiwanese politician) - C-CHOC
Studs Terkel - DGD (10/31)
Margaret Thatcher - WARD
Mel Tillis - SUB
Michel Tremblay (playwright) - RAVEN
Stanfield Turner (ex-CIA Director) - LUX
Archbishop Desmond Tutu - SPIN
Mike Tyson - WARD
U
Edward Upward (author) - EDIT
V
Galyani Vadhana (Thai princess) - NELLY (01/02)
Abigail Van Buren (Dear Abby) - GRIM
Dick Van Dyke - H2CO
Dick Van Patten - E
Gloria Vanderbilt - IB
Gore Vidal - TURK
Abe Vigoda - E
Sunny von Bülow - GSG (12/06)
W
Bill Wade (NFL) - BRAINS
Garry Walberg (actor) - YKEWCE
Mike Wallace - IB
Eli Wallach - VINNY
Joe Walsh - IB
Ottmar Walter - YKEWCE
Judge Joseph Wapner - BPM
Russell Watson (opera) - SHAUN
Bill Watts (WWF promoter) - RQS
Edgar Wayburn (environmentalist) - EDIT
Ben Weider (bodybuilding) - GP (10/17)
Joe Weider (bodybuilding) - GP
Jack Weil (entrepreneur) - EDIT (08/13)
George Russell Weller (worst driver ever) - E
Kitty Wells - SUB
George Wendt - GP
Gunter Wendt (NASA) - WARD
Billy Werber (MLB) - TURK
John Archibald Wheeler (physicist) - DAAS (04/13)
Betty White - BYZAN
Edmund White (writer) - ADVIL
James Whitmore - BLAM
Phyllis Whitney - EDIT (02/08)
Richard Widmark - 3sCO (03/24)
Gene Wilder - GP
Esther Williams - GRIM
William Windom (actor) - ERA
Amy Winehouse - GP
Jonathan Winters - GSG
Maj. Richard D. Winters (D-Day) - RIGOR
Norman Wisdom - C-CHOC
Jane Withers - TONY
Don Wittman (sportscaster) - CARB (01/19)
John Wooden - CARB
Herman Wouk - FOTO
Jim Wright (Congressman) - C-CHOC
Mickey Wright (LPGA) - MJ
Andrew Wyeth - VIVE
X
Y
Maharishi Yogi - GUN (02/05)
Alan Young (Mr. Ed) - GSG
Mae Young (wrestler) - GP
Abdullahi Yusuf (Somali Prez) - SPIN
Z
Eva Zeisel (industrial designer) - EDIT
Jeanne Zelasko (Sports anchor) - NICK
Efrem Zimbalist Jr. - E

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