The 2006 Ghoul Pool FINAL Standings:

Mafia Actuary WON THE MAJORS with nine huge hits, while E-Brake and The Wishman had seven groovy hits each.

In Minor League action, Yersinia Pestis won with five hits. Bastille Guy and Swami came in Second Place with three hits apiece, and in Third Place were Mrs. Beetlejuice, Mega-Hurts, Dead Keyne, Morty, DGD, Fotojrn, Dead Balls, Rhume, Rabid Rick, and NecroNick with two hits each.

KEY:

The Major Leaguers:

W = The Wishman

E = E-Brake

MA = Mafia Actuary

The Minor Leaguers:

GP = Gentleman Prick

LUX = The Luxury Woman

RHUME = Rhume Temperachure

PTC = Putnam's Tomahawk Chop

MD = MasterDark

BLAM = Blammo

MIA = Morbid Inc. Auctions

CARB = Starch

NICK = NecroNick

RAVE = Raven

TURK = The Turk

STIFF = Rigor Mortis Mairi

WIG = Jayne Mansfield's Head

WAM = Wasting Away In Morguearitaville

YKEWCE = YouKillEmWeChillEm

FOAMY = Rabid Rick

MEGA = Mega-Hurts

LIZA = Elizadeath

DAAS = Drunk-As-A-Skunk

MRC = Mr. C

VIVE = Bastille Guy

EDIT = Editer42

DK = Dead Keyne

ERA = Dead Balls

BUCK = Dollar Bill

DGD = Bad Santa DGD

H2CO = The Embalmer

NELLY = NellyLunatic1980

HOMER = Mr. Baseball

VINNY = Vincent Pall

MORTY = Mortician's Delight

GRODY = 80's Avenger

BEET = Mrs. Beetlejuice

IMB = I.M. Balm

CUTE = Agent Cutie

GSG = Go See God

TIARA - Princess Die

CAN = Cannibal Feast

FOTO = Fotojrn

TLAZ = Tlazolteol

SUB = Sub-All

END - End of Story

SWAMI = Swami's Athletes for The Afterlife

3sCO = Jack Tripper

KIM = Kim's Top 10

YBTL = Yersinia Pestis

ADVIL = I Have A Headache

DEE = Dee Perms the Dead

GRRR = GraveRobber

HOWDY = The Death Puppet

FLASH = Reverend Flash

KARLA = Killer Canadian

IB = Immortal Beloved

JAH = It's Just A Hobby

A

Claudio Abbado - YKEWCE
Skandar "The General" Akbar (wrassler) - IMB
"Captain" Lou Albano - GP
Muhammad Ali - W
June Allyson - BUCK (07/08)
Ghazi Hammud al-Obeidi - RAVE
Alaa Mahood al Tamimi (Baghdad mayor) - CUTIE
Mahmoud al-Zahar - RAVE
Abu Musab al-Zarqawi - W (06/08)
Huda Ammash - MA
Louis Anderson - SUB
Sparky Anderson - SWAMI
Patty Andrews - W
Mother Angelica - VIVE
Rudolf Arnheim (author) - MEGA
Eddy Arnold - TURK
Bea Arthur - 3sCO
William Asher ("Lucy" director) - E
April Ashley (socialite) - MIA
Ed Asner - 3sCO
Lillian Asplund (Titanic survivor) - FOTO (05/06)
John Astin - DK
Brooke Astor - W
Red Auerbach (10/28) - E

B

Lauren Bacall - VINNY
Kirk Baily - ADVIL
Conrad Bain - WIG
Kenny Baker (r2d2) - FOAMY
Joseph Barbera - W (12/18)
Norah Baring (actress) - MEGA
Bob Barker - DGD
Chuck Barris - LIZA
Gene Barry - E
Marion Barry - HOWDY
Jacques Barzun (writer) - FOTO
Shamil Basayev (terrorist) - TLAZ (07/09)
Carmen Basilio (boxer) - SWAMI
Sammy Baugh - TURK
Lyle Bauer (CFL) - YBTL
Raymond Baxter (Brit TV) - DAAS (09/15)
Frances Bay - KIM
Harry Belafonte - CAN
Bruce Bennett (actor) - RHUME
TOny Bennett - IB
Lloyd Bentsen - DGD
Lloyd Bentsen - DGD (05/23)
Ingmar Bergman - MRC
Ruth Bernhard (photog) - MEGA (12/18)
Yogi Berra - MORTY
Chuck Berry - NICK
Megan Berwick - ADVIL
Ronnie Biggs - W
Osama Bin Laden - GRODY
Joey Bishop - W
Barbara Billingsley - BLAM
Tom “Dynamite Kid” Billington - MIA
Tony Blair - TIARA
Angela Bofill - YBTL
Manute Bol - ERA
Danny Bonaduce - WIG
Ernest Borgnine - MD
P.W. Botha - MORTY (10/31)
Abdelaziz Bouteflika (Algerian Prez) - DAAS
Michael Bower - ADVIL
Peter Boyle (actor) - BEET (12/12)
Sarah Brady - E
Ralph Branca (MLB) - ERA
Michael Brecker - PTC
Wilford Brimley - STIFF
Tom Brokaw - TIARA
Mel Brooks - 3sCO
Joyce Brothers - IB
James Brown - BEET (12/25)
Phil Brown (actor) - FOAMY (02/09)
Sen. Jim Bunning - NELLY
Pat Burns - PTC
Gary Busey - IB
Barbara Bush (Dubya's Mom) - STIFF
George Bush Sr. (Dubya's Dad) - GRRR
Susan Butcher (musher) - MA (08/05)
Red Buttons - MORTY (07/13)
Earl Butz - MA
Sen. Robert Byrd - W

C

Frank Cady - DGD
Sid Caesar - E
John Cale - FLASH
June Callwood (author) - WAM
Matt Cappotelli (wrestler) - E
Ernestine Carey - RHUME
Kitty Carlisle - MD
Henri Cartan (mathmetician) - MEGA
Carlene Carter - E
Jimmy Carter - DK
Rosalyn Carter (ex-first lady) - DEE
Wally Cassell (actor) - YKEWCE
Oleg Cassini - EDIT (03/17)
Fidel Castro - W
Richard Chamberlain - SUB
Cyd Charisse - GRODY
Jean Chretien - KARLA
Arthur C. Clark - VINNY
Dick Clark - H2CO
Beverly Cleary - IB
William Sloane Coffin - MEGA (04/12)
Leonard Cohen - 3sCO
Steven Cojocaru - MIA
Gary Coleman - WIG
Phil Collins - WIG
Tim Conway - LIZA
Danny Cooksey (actor) - ADVIL
Jackie Cooper - W
David Copperfield - IMB
Prof. Irwin Corey - GSG
Billy Corgan - MIA
Juan Corona (serial killer) - VIVE
Walter Cronkite - MD
Hugues Cuénod (Swiss tenor) - MEGA
Tony Curtis - BLAM

D

Buddy Daley (MLB) - JAH
Viora Daniel (Actress) - JAH
Jules Dassin (director) - KIM
William B. Davis (X-Files) - GRRR
Richard Dawson - LIZA
Kim Dae-Jung (Nobel Laureate) - MEGA
Michael DeBakey - MA
Yvonne DeCarlo - MORTY
Calvert DeForest - FLASH
Olivia deHavilland - W
Mohammed Deif - RAVE
Dino DeLaurentiis - MORTY
Milly del Rubio - VIVE
Emiliano Mercado Del Toro - MRC
Venus DeMilo (actress) - ADVIL
Robert Deniro - DEE
Brian Dennehy - GRRR
Leila Denmark (doctor/author) - MEGA
Alan Dent (actor) - JAH
CeCe Deville - DEE
Andy Dick - DEE
Little Jimmy Dickens - SUB
Bo Diddley - DGD
Harrison Dillard (Olympian) - SWAMI
Phyllis Diller - TURK
Dom DiMaggio - VIVE
Alfredo Di Stefano - MA
Bobby Doeer (baseball) - SWAMI
Joe Donahue (Actor) - JAH
Robert Donner (actor) - FOAMY (06/08)
Art Donovan - 3sCO
Kirk Douglas - E
Robert Downey, Jr. - HOWDY
Hugh Downs - HOMER
John Drury (anchor) - MIA
Michael Dukakis - END
Charles Durning - 3sCO
Robert Duvall - DEE

E

Luis Echeverria (frmr Prez, Mexico) - ERA
Tim Eyster (actor) - ADVIL
Eminem - NELLY

F

Lola Falana - CAN
Oriana Fallaci - MA (09/15)
Jerry Falwell - LUX
Farrah Fawcett - HOWDY
Bob Feller - NICK
W. Mark Felt - E
Freddy Fender - GRODY (10/14)
Joe Ferguson (NFL) - PTC
Geraldine Ferraro - W
Sir Ranulph Fiennes - MIA
Ric "Nature Boy" Flair - GP
Louise Fletcher - KARLA
Larry Flynt - BEET
Dan Fogelberg - W
Joan Fontaine - MRC
Betty Ford - STIFF
Gerald Ford - MA (12/26)
Glenn Ford (actor) - FOAMY (08/30)
John Forsythe - MORTY
Michael J. Fox - BUCK
Barney Frank - DEE
Joe Frazier - GRRR
Morgan Freeman - BEET
Jonathan Frid - SUB
Betty Friedan - W (02/04)
Milton Friedman - E (11/16)
Annette Funicello - E

G

Zsa Zsa Gabor - E
John Kenneth Galbraith - MA (04/29)
Ernest Gallo - MA
James Gandolfini - DEE
Betty Garrett (actress) - STIFF
George Gaynes - YKEWCE
Gene Gene the Dancing Machine - E
Estelle Getty - NICK
Alice Ghostley - W
William Gibson (author) - EDIT
Miep Gies - MD
Johnny Gilbert - LIZA
Art Gilmore (announcer) - CUTIE
John Glenn - TLAZ
Gary Glitter (pedophile) - DK
Marie Glory (actress) - MEGA
John Goodman - BEET
Mikael Gorbachev - END
Michael Gough (actor) - TLAZ
Curt Gowdy - SWAMI (02/20)
Rev. Billy Graham - W
Ruth Bell Graham - E
Bud Grant (Vikings Coach) - SWAMI
Hubert Green (PGA) - BUCK
Ron Greenwood (soccer) - DK (02/08)
Dabbs Greer - STIFF
Dick Gregory - FOTO
Merv Griffin - GRRR
Andy Griffith - DGD

H

Gene Hackman (actor) - FOAMY
Larry Hagman - TURK
Sen. Clifford Hansen - KIM
Alexander Haig - BLAM
Monty Hall - HOMER
Scott "Razor Ramon" Hall - GP
King Harald V of Norway - WAM
Estelle Harris - GRRR
Julie Harris (actress) - FOTO
Donald Harron (Hee Haw) - HOMER
Ray Harryhausen - CAN
Philip D'Arcy Hart (scientist) - YBTL (07/30)
Paul Harvey - VINNY
Vaclev Havel - MORTY
June Havoc - GSG
Steven Hawkings - CAN
Ronnie Hawkins - MORTY
Bobby "The Brain" Heenan - RAVE
Johannes Heesters - MIA
Hugh Hefner - BEET
Jesse Helms - W
Sherman Helmsley - HOWDY
Biff Henderson - IMB
Lou Henson (NM BB coach) - RAVE
Theodore Hesburgh (Notre Dame) - MRC
Laurel Hester (activist) - YBTL (02/18)
Charlton Heston - BUCK
Alex Higgins (snooker star) - DAAS
Edmund Hilary - STIFF
Arthur Hiller - KARLA
Paris Hilton - WIG
Gordon Hinckley - MA
Ursula Hirst (actress) - STIFF
Don Ho - RAVE
Albert Hoffmann - W
Ernest "Fritz" Hollings - MORTY
Benjamin Hooks - KIM
Dolores Hope - RHUME
Roy Horn - TIARA
Lena Horne - HOMER
Leslie Hornsby (Twiggy) - IB
Whitney Houston - TIARA
Gordie Howe - BLAM
Barnard Hughes - BUCK (07/11)
Saddam Hussein - DK

I

Ratu Iloilo (Fiji Prez) - WAM
Don Imus - FLASH
Monte Irvin (MLB) - ERA
Steve Irwin (croc hunter) - DEE (09/04)

J

Jermaine Jackson - IB
Michael Jackson (pedophile) - WIG
T. D. Jakes (evangelist) - CUTIE
Maurice Jarre (composer) - VINNY
Father Gerard Jean-Juste (activist) - DAAS
Ingemar Johansson (boxer) - END
Arte Johnson - LIZA
Holly Johnson - LIZA
Lady Bird Johnson - E
Magic Johnson - GRODY
Russell Johnson - W
Van Johnson - LIZA
Johnny "Lam" Jones - PTC
James Earl Jones - GRODY
Robert Earl Jones - W (09/07)

K

Gen. Mikhail Kalashnikov - BLAM
Hamid Karzai - STIFF
Bil Keane - TURK
George Kell (MLB HOF) - H2CO
Joan Kennedy - E
Theodore "Ted" Kennedy - JAH
Eunice Kennedy-Shriver - W
Ken Kercheval - H2CO
Deborah Kerr - E
Jack Kevorkian - MA
Evelyn Keyes - NICK
Edgar Ray Killen (murderer) - CARB
Ralph Kiner (MLB) - ERA
B.B. King - WIG
Coretta Scott King - LUX (01/31)
Henry Kissinger - EDIT
Jack Klugman - DAAS
Evel Knievel - E
Robbie Knievel - DEE
Don Knotts - E (02/24)
Ed Koch - JAH
Teddy Kollek - MA
C. Everett Koop - HOWDY
Harvey Korman - FLASH
Stanley Kunitz - RHUME (05/14)
Stephanie Kwolek - KIM

L

Eve Curie LaBouisse - MA
Frankie Laine - MA
Freddie Laker (Brit airlines) - ERA (02/09)
Jack Lalanne - TURK
Jake LaMotta - KARLA
Martin Landau - BLAM
David Landers - BUCK
Charles Lane - RHUME
Lyndon LaRouche - H2CO
Tom Laughlin - W
Patricia Kennedy Lawford - DGD (09/17)
Steve Lawrence - LIZA
Norman Lear - VINNY
Keith LeClair (coach) - YBTL (07/19)
Christopher Lee - CAN
Stan Lee - BEET
Sam Leonard (The Pill creator) - FOTO
David Letterman - IB
Dorothy Letterman (Dave's Mom) - VIVE
Claude Levi-Strauss - MA
Granpa Al Lewis - MA (02/04)
Jerry Lewis - VINNY
Jerry Lee Lewis - LUX
George Lindsey (actor) - END
Art Linkletter - MD
Christopher Lloyd - IB
Lindsay Lohan (nutty actress) - TIARA
Michael Lohan (nutty dad) - LIZA
Herbert Lom - H2CO
Shelley Long - GRODY
Terence Longdon (actor) - YKEWCE
Courtney Love (mom of the year) - BEET
Heidi Lucas (actress) - ADVIL
Lex "Total Package" Luger - GP
Natasha Lyonne - GRODY
Loretta Lynn - PTC
Vera Lynn (singer) - WAM

M

Frederica Maas (screenwriter) - NELLY
Erik MacArthur (actor) - ADVIL
Gavin MacLeod - HOWDY
Lee MacPhail (Baseball exec) - TURK
John Madden - TLAZ
Rick Majerus - 3sCO
Karl Malden - MD
Nelson Mandela - GSG
Marcel Marceau - HOMER
Imelda Marcos - BLAM
Rose Marie - E
Wilber Marshall (NFL) - MIA
Al Martino - DK
Khaled Mashaal - RAVE
Ulrich Matschoss (actor) - YKEWCE
Lois Maxwell - KIM
Brad McGann (director) - PTC
Darren McGavin - E (02/25)
Patrick McGoohan - VIVE
George McGovern - CAN
Shane McGowan - HOWDY
Jim McKay - KIM
Don McLean - FLASH
Ed McMahon - BEET
Robert McNamara - TLAZ
Marian McPartland (composer) - CUTIE
Evan Mecham - VIVE
Gian Carlo Menotti (composer) - NELLY
Tammy Faye Messner - E
Ray Meyer (DePaul Coach) - SWAMI (03/17)
Marvin Miller (MLBPA) - HOMER
Mitch Miller - MA
Slobodan Milosevic - CARB
Slobodan Milosevic - CARB (03/10)
Liza Minelli - TIARA
Art Modell - FOTO
Al Molinaro - MRC
Eleanor Mondale - W
Walter Mondale - CUTIE
Robert Mondavi - WAM
Ricardo Montalban - TLAZ
Sun Myung Moon - MRC
Roger Moore - VINNY
Scotty Moore (guitarist) - NICK
Fabulous Moolah - GP
Sir Patrick Moore - MEGA
Harry Morgan - BUCK
Dr. Morgus (TV) - CAN
Ennio Morricone (composer) - VINNY
Shelley Morrison (actress) - NELLY
Kate Moss - BEET
Hosni Mubarak - NICK
Lola Muethel (actress) - YKEWCE
Robert Mugabe - BLAM
Ruby Muhammad - DGD
Gardnar Mulloy (tennis HOF) - BUCK

N

Haruo Nakajima (Godzilla) - CAN
Kevin "Big Sexy" Nash - GP
Chuch Negron (Three Dog Night) - IB
Noel Neill - W
Byron Nelson - W (09/26)
Willie Nelson - GRRR
Edwin Newman - ERA
Julie Newmar - END
Jack Nicklaus - JAH
Nick Nolte - FLASH
Ayman Nour - YBTL
Robert Novak - NELLY
Maila Nurmi (Vampira) - CAN

O

Sandra Day O'Connor - END
Maureen O'Hara - SUB
"Mean" Gene Okerlund - H2CO
Lilian Oldland (actress) - NELLY
Mary Kate Olsen - IMB
Buck O'Neil (MA) (10/13)
Yoko Ono - 3sCO
Peter O'Toole - DK

P

Anita Page - MD
Jack Palance - YKEWCE (11/10)
Arnold Palmer - FOTO
Maurice Papon - MA
Don Pardo - EDIT
Clarence "Ace" Parker (NFL) - NICK
Ara Parseghian (N.D. Coach) - SWAMI
Floyd Patterson - CAN (05/11)
Les Paul - LUX
Shimon Peres - LUX
Pinetop Perkins - KIM
Itzhak Perlman - JAH
Ross Perot - END
Tom Petty - KARLA
Augusto Pinochet - MA (12/10)
Harold Pinter - MA
Brad Pitt - CUTIE
Bum Phillips (Oilers Coach) - SWAMI
Carlo Ponti - SUB
Pope Benedict XVI - DK
Carl Pohlad (MLB owner) - ERA
Tom Poston - 3sCO
Billy Preston - VIVE (06/06)
Ray Price - KIM
John Profumo - NICK
John Profumo - NICK (03/06)
David Prowse (actor) - FOAMY
Ferenc Puskas (soccer) - DK (11/17)

Q

R

Meinhardt Raabe - EDIT
Harley Race (wrassler) - IMB
Charlotte Rae - IMB
Luise Rainer - RHUME
Marky Ramone - GRRR
Tommy Ramone - HOWDY
Patsy Ramsey - VIVE (06/24)
Joyce Randolph - HOMER
Lou Rawls - E (01/06)
Nancy Reagan - WAM
Della Reese - H2CO
Dana Reeve - RAVE (03/06)
Carl Reiner - WIG
J. Leonard Reinsch (Truman's press sec) - NELLY
Brad Renfro - TIARA
Anne Rice - RAVE
Keith Richards - E
Nicole Richie - KARLA
Don Rickles - CARB
Phil Rizzuto - W
Doris Roberts - 3sCO
Jake "The Snake" Roberts - GP
Oral Roberts - LUX
Eddie Robinson - MA
David Rockefeller - DGD
Preacher Roe (MLB) - ERA
Kasey Rogers ("Bewitched") - E (07/06)
Kenny Rogers (singer) - FOAMY
Edward Rondthaler (columnist) - FOAMY
Andy Rooney - GSG
Mickey Rooney - GSG
Axl Rose - NICK
Joe Rosenthal - FOTO (08/20)
Dan Rostenkowski - END
Mickey Rourke - GRODY
Marie Rudisill (fruitcake lady) - STIFF (11/3)
Ibrahim Rugova - MA (01/21)
Louis Rukeyser - W (05/02)
Anthony Russo (Hoboken mayor) - MA
Barry Ryan (pedo-priest du jour) - RAVE
Terry Ryan (author) - PTC

S

Johnny Sain (MLB) - PTC (11/07)
Soupy Sales - E
J.D. Salinger - WAM
Juan Antonio Samaranch (frmr IOC Prez) - DK
Diego Leon Montoya Sanchez - WAM
Ron Santo - MRC
Horatio Sanz - W
Wolfgang Sawallisch (composer) - YKEWCE
William B. Saxbe (frmr Atty Gen) - EDIT
Roy Scheider - CARB
Bob Schieffer - KARLA
Phyllis Schlafly - WIG
Arthur Schlesinger Jr. - TURK
James Schlesinger - JAH
Helmut Schmidt - MD
Rev. Robert H. Schuller - TIARA
Sherwood Schwartz - E
Herb Score (MLB) - H2CO
Earl Scruggs - WAM
Vin Scully - END
Pete Seeger - EDIT
Doc Severinsen - HOMER
Cardinal Nasrallah Butros Sfeir (Lebanon) - DAAS
Mohammed Zahir Shah - MORTY
Yitzhak Shamir - DGD
Ravi Shankar - TIARA
Ariel Sharon - CARB
William Shatner - KARLA
Sir Run Run Shaw - MA
George Shea - RHUME
George Shearing - GSG
Jean Sheppard (C&W singer) - SUB
Vincent Sherman (director) - RHUME (06/19)
Richard Simmons - TIARA
Sargent Shriver - MIA
King Sihanouk - MA
John Silvertand (breeder) - PTC
Jack Snow (Rams broadcaster) - NICK (01/09)
Tony Snow (FOX newsman) - LUX
Tom Snyder - MIA
Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn - TLAZ
Brett Somers - VINNY
Blake Soper (actor) - ADVIL
Phil Spector - HOWDY
Aaron Spelling - E (06/23)
Edna Staebler (author) - YBTL (09/12)
Ralph Stanley - SUB
Harry Dean Stanton - VINNY
Ben Stein (actor) - ADVIL
George Steinbrenner - FOAMY
John Paul Stevens - GSG
Howard Stern - IMB
Rise Stevens - GSG
Rollie Stiles - JAH
Jerry Stiller - GRRR
Darrel Stinson (politico) - CARB
Sly Stone - W
Dorothy C. Stratton (SPARS) - YBTL (09/17)
Alfredo Stroessner (frmr dictator, Paraguay) - ERA (08/16)
Gloria Stuart - RHUME
Suharto - CARB
Donald Sutherland - KARLA

T

Jalal Talabani - STIFF
Elizabeth Taylor - E
Rip Taylor - FLASH
John "Earthquake" Tenta - GP
John "Earthquake" Tenta (06/07) - GP
Studs Terkel - MD
Margaret Thatcher - E
Orlando Thomas - PTC
Jeremy Thorpe (Brit politico) - DAAS
Valentina Tereshkova (astronaut) - TLAZ
General Paul Tibbets - MD
Rip Torn - CUTIE
Charles Townes (scientist) - EDIT
Mary Travers - CARB
Doris Eaton Travis (Ziegfeld Girl) - NELLY
Donald Trump - CUTIE

U

Edward Upward (novelist) - YBTL

V

Raf Vallone - EDIT
James Van Allen (scientist) - HOMER (08/09)
Abigail Van Buren - MA
Dick Van Dyke - WIG
Eddie Van Halen - LIZA
Dick Van Patten - BLAM
Johnny Vaught (coach) - WAM (02/03)
Abe Vigoda - BUCK
Jan Michael Vincent - MRC
Kurt Vonnegut Jr. - CARB

W

Helen Wagner (actress) - KIM
Porter Wagoner - SUB
Garry Walberg (actor) - YKEWCE
Kurt Waldheim - H2CO
Charles Walgreen Jr. - MA
Mike Wallace - IB
Eli Wallach - BUCK
Joe Wapner - EDIT
Wendy Wasserstein (playwright) (01/30) - MA
Frank "Muddy" Waters (MI State Coach) - SWAMI (09/20)
Caspar Weinberger (03/18) - MRC
Kitty Wells - SUB
George Wendt - GP
Günther Wendt (NASA) - LUX
Adam West - TLAZ
Red West (actor) - DEE
Ruth Westheimer - IMB
John Archibald Wheeler (physicist) - NELLY
Betty White - GRRR
James Whitmore - BLAM
Phyllis Whitney - MA
Richard Widmark - MRC
Gene Wilder - RHUME
Cardinal Johannes Willebrands - VIVE (08/02)
Andy Williams - IMB
Esther Williams - H2CO
John Williams (composer) - TLAZ
Brian Wilson - FLASH
Dick Wilson - GSG
Ralph Wilson (Bills owner) - FOAMY
April Winchell - GRODY
Johnny Winter - FLASH
Gloria Winters (actress) - IMB
Jonathan Winters - GRODY
Shelley Winters (01/14) - W
Norman Wisdom - DAAS
John Wooden - TURK
Cal Worthington - HOWDY
Herman Wouk - DGD
Jim Wright (congress) - END
Jane Wyatt (10/27) - TURK
Andrew Wyeth - HOMER
Jane Wyman - LUX

X

Y

Boris Yefimov (Russian cartoonist) - DAAS
Boris Yeltsin - LUX
Maharishi Mahesh Yogi - CARB
Alan Young - GSG
Mae Young - GP
Neil Young - FLASH

Z

Jay Zeamer Jr. (MoH, WWII) - YBTL
Efram Zimbalist Jr. - YKEWCE

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