A |
|---|
| Mahmoud Abbas (PLO leader) - RAVE |
Don Adams (09/25) - E  |
Mason Adams (04/26) - KMS  |
| Skandar Akbar - IMB |
| Jason Alexander - DULCE |
| Abdul Aziz al-Hakim - MRC |
| Abu Musab al-Zarqawi - STIFF |
Eddie Albert (05/26) - WARD  |
| Edwin "Buzz" Aldrin - CYN |
| Muhammad Ali - CYN |
| Alu Alkhanov (Chechnian Prez) - RAVE |
| Kirstie Alley - ADVIL |
| Huda Ammash ("Mrs. Anthrax") - NICK |
Jack Anderson (12/17) - E |
| Mother Angelica - SUB |
| Rene' Angelil - LUX |
| Le Duc Anh - GUN |
| Michael Ansara - SLAB |
| Franz Antel (filmmaker) - RAPID |
| James Arness - WARD |
| Eddy Arnold - TURK |
Leon Askin (06/03) - RAVE  |
| Brooke Astor - W |
| Red Auerbach - MORTY |
B |
|---|
| F. Lee Bailey - PEARL |
| Conrad Bain - VINNY |
| Tammy Faye Bakker-Messner - MEGA |
| Carl Ballantine - SLAB |
| Roger Bannister - MORTY |
| Joseph Barbera - W |
| Sonny Barger - GUN |
| Bob Barker - VINNY |
| Gene Barry - E |
| Marion Barry - LUX |
| Shamil Basayev - TLAZ |
| Sammy Baugh - TURK |
Barbara Bel Geddes (08/08) - E  |
| Harry Belafonte - THIGH |
Charlie Bell (01/17) (McDonald's CEO) - RAVE  |
Saul Bellow (04/05) - H2CO  |
| Bruce Bennett (actor) - MEGA |
| Lloyd Bentsen - DGD |
| Ingmar Bergman - TLAZ |
| Yogi Berra - ADVIL |
| Chuck Berry - NICK |
Hans Bethe (03/06) - RICK  |
| Ronnie Biggs - RAVE |
| Barbara Billingsley - BLAM |
| Osama bin Laden - WARD |
| Joey Bishop - W |
| Shirley Temple Black - GUN |
Tommy Bond (lil rascal) (09/24) - CUTIE  |
| Ernest Borgnine - RICK |
| P.W. Botha - DGD |
| Boutros Boutros-Ghali - ADVIL |
| Ray Bradbury - VINNY |
| Sarah Brady - E |
| Ralph Branca (B'lyn Dodger) - DB |
| Wilford Brimley - MIA |
| Tom Brokaw - LOKI |
| Mel Brooks - GENT |
Clarence "Gatemouth" Brown - WAM  |
| James Brown - RAVE |
| Doyle Brunson (poker) - VIVA |
| Art Buchwald - WARD |
| William F. Buckley, Jr. - GUN |
| Jimmy Buffett - DULCE |
| Sen. Jim Bunning - NELLY |
| Chris Burke - CRAB |
| Barbara Bush (prez' mom) - STIFF |
| George H. W. Bush (dad) - GSG |
| George W. Bush (prez) - RAPID |
| Red Buttons - RICK |
| Earl Butz - MRC |
| Robert Byrd - RHUME |
C |
|---|
| Frank Cady - SUB |
| Sid Caesar - WARD |
James Callaghan (03/26) (frmr PM) - DARK  |
| Ernestine Gilbreth Carey - MIA |
| George Carlin - LOKI |
| Kitty Carlisle - RICK |
| Jim Carrey - DULCE |
Johnny Carson (01/23) - GENT |
| Carlene Carter - E |
| Elliott Carter - DGD |
| Jimmy Carter - TIARA |
| Wally Cassell (actor) - YKEWCE |
| Oleg Cassini - HOMER |
| Fidel Castro - VINNY |
| Darlene Cates - MIA |
| Ahmed Chalabi - LUX |
| Carol Channing - WARD |
| Chevy Chase - GRODY |
| Dick Cheney - WARD |
| Dick Clark - E |
| Arthur C. Clarke - VINNY |
| Beverly Cleary - CYN |
| Phyllis Coates - SLAB |
| Juan Corona - VIVA |
| Jackie Cooper - W |
| David Copperfield - IMB |
| Irwin Corey - SUB |
| Walter Cronkite - RHUME |
| Macauley Culkin - ADVIL |
Constance Cummings (11/23) - SUB  |
| Tony Curtis - BLAM |
D |
|---|
| Bill Daily - SLAB |
| Ann B. Davis - CRAB |
Ossie Davis (02/04) - RHUME  |
| Doris Day - WARD |
| Yvonne de Carlo - WAM |
| Dino de Laurentiis - WAM |
| Melvina Dean - WARD |
| Michael DeBakey - W |
Sandra Dee (02/20) - E  |
| Olivia DeHavilland - W |
| Len Deighton - GUTS |
| Emiliano Mercado del Toro (WWI vet) - MAFIA |
| Millie del Rubio - VIVA |
| Don Diamond (F Troop) - SLAB |
| Andy Dick - GENT |
| Angie Dickenson - PEARL |
| Bo Diddley - WARD |
| Phyllis Diller - RHUME |
| Dom DiMaggio - VIVA |
| Fats Domino - E |
James Doohan (07/20) - E  |
| Kirk Douglas - W |
| Robert Downey, Jr. - TIARA |
| Dave Dravecky - DB |
Peter F. Drucker (11/11) - NELLY  |
| Dominick Gunne - PEARL |
E |
|---|
| Clint Eastwood - CRAB |
| Barbara Eden - GUTS |
Ralph Edwards (11/16) - W  |
| Eminem - NELLY |
| Carl Erskine (B'lyn Dodger) - DB |
F |
|---|
| Nanette Fabray - PEARL |
King Fahd (08/01) - RAVE  |
| Lola Falana - THIGH |
| Jerry Falwell - GSG |
| Bob Feller - NICK |
Ibrahim Ferrar (08/06) - VIVA  |
| Geraldine Ferraro - W |
| Mel Ferrer - TURK |
| Sir Ranulph Fiennes - MIA |
| 50 Cent - CRAB |
Myron Floren (07/23) - NELLY  |
| Larry Flynt - TIARA |
| Dan Fogelberg - E |
| Joan Fontaine - GRODY |
| Michael Foot (Brit pol) - MEGA |
| Betty Ford - CYN |
| Gerald Ford - WARD |
| Glenn Ford - E |
| June Foray - GSG |
| John Forsythe - DGD |
| Michael J. Fox - GRODY |
| Al Franken - GRODY |
| Aretha Franklin - GUN |
| Ace Frehley - GUN |
| Johnathan Frid (actor) - SUB |
| Betty Friedan - BLAM |
| Milton Friedman - MORTY |
Christopher Fry (playwright) (06/30) - YKEWCE  |
| Annette Funicello - E |
G |
|---|
| Zsa Zsa Gabor - WARD |
| John Kenneth Galbraith - W |
| Ernest Gallo - MRC |
| Joe Garagiola - DB |
| Betty Garrett - STIFF |
| George Gaynes - YKEWCE |
| Clifford Geertz - MIA |
| Larry Gelbart - YKEWCE |
| Gene Gene the Dancing Machine - E |
| Estelle Getty - EDIT |
| Alice Ghostley - E |
| Jason Giambi - GUTS |
| Miep Gies - MAFIA |
| Art Gilmore (announcer) - CUTIE |
| Gary Glitter - CRAB |
| Dody Goodman - H2CO |
| John Goodman - MRC |
| Curt Gowdy - RHUME |
| Rev. Billy Graham - W |
| Ruth Bell Graham - MEGA |
| Superstar Billy Graham - WARD |
| Dabbs Greer - STIFF |
| Dick Gregory - LUX |
| Merv "the Perv" Griffin - TURK |
| Andy Griffith - RICK |
| Bob Guccione - LUX |
H |
|---|
| Otto Habsburg (EU President) - RAPID |
Kevin Hagen (07/09) - E  |
| Larry Hagman - WARD |
| Alexander Haig - BLAM |
| Tom Hanks - ADVIL |
| Ray Harryhausen - THIGH |
| John Hart - GSG |
| Paul Harvey - VINNY |
| Ernest Harwell - RHUME |
| Vaclav Havel - MORTY |
| June Havoc - KMS |
| Steven Hawkings - THIGH |
| Ronnie Hawkins - MORTY |
Edward Heath (07/17) - RAVE  |
| Bobby "The Brain" Heenan - RAVE |
| Johannes Heesters (actor) - RAPID |
| Hugh Hefner - WARD |
| Jesse Helms - W |
| Biff Henderson - IMB |
Skitch Henderson (11/01) - HOMER  |
| Lou Henson - RAVE |
| Mary Alice Herbert - MIA |
| Don Herbert (Mr. Wizard) - GSG |
| Whitey Herzog - GUN |
| Charlton Heston - NELLY |
| Edmund Hilary - CYN |
Hildegarde (07/29) - W  |
| Nicky Hilton - GRODY |
| Paris Hilton - GRODY |
| Gordon B. Hinkley - TLAZ |
| Ursula Hirst - STIFF |
| David Hockney - PEARL |
| Albert Hofmann - WAM |
Lois Hole (Alberta Lt. Gov) (01/06) - MAFIA  |
| Roy Horn - TIARA |
| Dolores Hope - RICK |
| Lena Horne - HOMER |
| Whitney Houston - TIARA |
| Gordie Howe - BLAM |
| Saddam Hussein - NICK |
I |
|---|
| Monte Irvin - DB |
J |
|---|
Mary Jackson (actress) (12/10) - EDIT |
| Michael Jackson (pedophile) - TIARA |
| Mick Jagger - TIARA |
| T. D. Jakes (evangelist) - CUTIE |
| Billy Joel - CRAB |
| Holly Johnson - RAVE |
| Lady Bird Johnson - WARD |
| Magic Johnson - GRODY |
Philip Johnson (01/26) - MAFIA  |
| Russell Johnson - WARD |
| Van Johnson - HOMER |
| Angelina Jolie - ADVIL |
| James Earl Jones - VINNY |
| Robert Earl Jones - W |
| Louis Jourdan - KMS |
Harald Juhnke (04/01) (actor) - RAPID  |
K |
|---|
| Heidi Kabel (actress) - RAPID |
| Ramzan Kadyrov - TLAZ |
| Gen. Mikhail Kalashnikov (weapons maker) - THIGH |
| Hamid Karzai - RAVE |
| Casey Kasem - CRAB |
| Bil Keane - H2CO |
| George Kell - H2CO |
George Kennan (03/17) - MEGA  |
| Ted Kennedy - CUTIE |
| Eunice Kennedy-Shriver - E |
| Ken Kercheval - H2CO |
| Deborah Kerr - E |
| Evelyn Keyes - NICK |
| Ralph Kiner (PIT pitcher) - DB |
| BB King - WARD |
| Coretta Scott King - DGD |
| Henry Kissinger - TIARA |
| Eartha Kitt - TIARA |
| Jack Klugman - WARD |
| Evel Knievel - WARD |
| Robbie Knievel - WARD |
| Don Knotts - VINNY |
| Willem Kolff - TLAZ |
| Teddy Kollek (mayor of Jerusalem) - RAPID |
| C. Everett Koop - CYN |
| Harvey Korman - GENT |
| Kurt Krenn (austrian bishop) - RAPID |
| Stanley Kunitz - DARK |
| Aung San Suu Kyi - NELLY |
L |
|---|
| Jack La Lanne - STIFF |
| Patti Labelle - GUN |
| Clem Labine (B'lyn Dodger) - DB |
| Frankie Laine - DARK |
| Martin Landau - BLAM |
| Charles Lane - E |
| Mills Lane - WAM |
Frances Langford (07/11) - GSG  |
| Lyndon LaRouche - H2CO |
| Tommy Lasorda - ADVIL |
| Tom Laughlin - W |
| Pat Lawford - DGD |
Marc Lawrence (actor) (11/28) - RHUME  |
| Norman Lear - KMS |
| Christopher Lee - RAVE |
| Ursula LeGuin - PEARL |
| Madeline L'Engle - CYN |
| David Letterman - DULCE |
| Dorothy Letterman (Dave's mom) - STIFF |
| Claude Levi-Strauss - MAFIA |
| Grandpa Al Lewis - WARD |
| Jerry Lewis - W |
| Jerry Lee Lewis - WARD |
| Jay Leno - DULCE |
| Art Linkletter - DARK |
| Shelley Long - GRODY |
| Terence Longdon - YKEWCE |
Al Lopez (10/30) - E  |
| Marjorie Lord - GSG |
| Courtney Love - LOKI |
| Jeffrey Lunstead (ambassador) - MIA |
| Thomas Lynch - GUTS |
M |
|---|
| Lee MacPhail - HOMER |
| John Madden - TIARA |
| Naguib Mahfouz - DARK |
| Norman Mailer - PEARL |
| Rick Majerus - RAVE |
| Karl Malden - DARK |
| Nelson Mandela - CYN |
| Marcel Marceau - THIGH |
| Imelda Marcos - BLAM |
| Rose Marie - TURK |
Barney Martin (03/21) - GENT |
| George Martin - KMS |
Aslan Maskhadov (03/08) - TLAZ  |
| Ulrich Matschoss (actor) - YKEWCE |
Ernst Mayr (02/03) - DARK  |
| Chuck McCann (TV host) - SLAB |
Eugene McCarthy (12/10) - W  |
| Kevin McCarthy - KMS |
Pat McCormick (07/29) - W  |
| Willie McCovey - NICK |
| Darren McGavin - E |
| George McGovern - THIGH |
| Gavin MacLeod - SLAB |
| Robert McNamara - TLAZ |
| Marian McPartland (composer) - CUTIE |
| Evan Mecham - RAVE |
| Roy Medvedev - TLAZ |
| Zhores Medvedev - TLAZ |
| Gian Carlo Menotti - NELLY |
Dale Messick (04/05) - MEGA  |
George Mikan (06/01) (B-ball great) - NICK  |
Arthur Miller (02/10) - W  |
| Marvin Miller - HOMER |
| Mitch Miller - SUB |
| Steve Miller - DULCE |
Sir John Mills (04/23) - RICK  |
| Art Modell - RAVE |
| Eleanor Mondale - DGD |
| Walter "party monster" Mondale - CUTIE |
| Fabulous Moolah - IMB |
| Michael Moore - GRODY |
| Scotty Moore (Elvis' guitarist) - NICK |
| Harry Morgan - SUB |
| Garrett Morris - LUX |
| Hosni Mubarek - NICK |
| Lola Muethel - YKEWCE |
| Robert Mugabe - BLAM |
| Bobby Murcer - GUTS |
| Pervez Musharraf - RAVE |
| Stan Musial - TURK |
N |
|---|
| Jim Nabors - PEARL |
| Vince Neil - LOKI |
| Noel Neill - IMB |
| Byron Nelson - RICK |
| Willie Nelson - DULCE |
| Don Newcombe (B'lyn Dodger) - DB |
| Olivia Newton-John - CRAB |
| Fayard Nicholas - VIVA |
| Stevie Nicks - DULCE |
| Oscar Niemeyer (architect) - MEGA |
Ivan Noble (01/31) - MRC |
O |
|---|
| Mary-Kate Olsen - GENT |
| Anita O'Day - GSG |
| Rosie O'Donnell - DULCE |
| Maureen O'Hara - TURK |
| Buck O'Neil - MRC |
| Ozzy Osbourne - GENT |
| Jim Otto - E |
P |
|---|
| Anita Page - NELLY |
| Betty Page - RAVE |
| Rev. Ian Paisley - RAVE |
| Jack Palance - YKEWCE |
| Maurice Papon - RAVE |
| Don Pardo - EDIT |
| Clarence "Ace" Parker (football HOF) - NICK |
Rosa Parks (10/24) - W  |
| Floyd Patterson - THIGH |
| Les Paul - W |
| I M Pei - KMS |
| Harvey Pekar (comics) - CRAB |
| Steve Perry - CRAB |
| Mike Piazza - ADVIL |
| Augusto Pinochet - E |
| Christopher Plummer - MIA |
| Carlo Ponti - WAM |
Pope John Paul II (04/02) - W  |
James Porter (pedo-priest) (02/11) - MAFIA  |
| Billy Preston - E |
| Jason Priestly - LOKI |
William Proxmire (12/15) - RAVE  |
Richard Pryor (12/10) - W  |
Q |
|---|
| Patricia Quinn - RAVE |
R |
|---|
| Meinhart Raabe - EDIT |
| Harvey Race (wrassler) - IMB |
Ted "Double Duty" Radcliffe (08/11) - DARK  |
| Charlotte Rae - LUX |
| Luise Rainer - EDIT |
Prince Rainier (04/06) - E  |
John Raitt (02/20) - HOMER  |
| Patsy Ramsey - DGD |
Thurl Ravenscroft (05/22) - MORTY  |
| Nancy Reagan - THIGH |
William Rehnquist (09/03) - E  |
| Frances Reid - E |
| Charles Nelson Reilly - KMS |
| Ann Rice - RAVE |
| Keith Richards - MIA |
| Nicole Richie - LOKI |
| Phil Rizzuto - W |
Rev. Fred Robb (03/28) - IMB  |
| Jake "The Snake" Roberts - GENT |
| Oral Roberts - MORTY |
| Robin Roberts (Phillies pitcher) - DB |
Louis Robichaud (Canadian premier) (01/06) - MAFIA  |
| Eddie Robinson - WAM |
| David Rockefeller - DARK |
Peter Rodino (05/07) - W  |
| Preacher Roe (B'lyn Dodger) - DB |
| Joe Rogan - ADVIL |
| Randy Romero - MEGA |
| Hugh Romney (wavy gravy) - GUTS |
| Andy Rooney - CYN |
| Mickey Rooney - RHUME |
| Axl Rose - GUN |
| Mickey Rourke - LOKI |
| Maria Rudisill (fruitcake lady) - STIFF |
| Louis Rukeyser - RAVE |
| Bill Russell - LUX |
| Jane Russell - TURK |
| Anthony Russo (frmr Hoboken mayor) - MAFIA |
S |
|---|
| Soupy Sales - THIGH |
| J. D. Salinger - RICK |
| Juan-Antonio Samaranch - GSG |
| Ron Santo - E |
| Arthur Schlesinger Jr. - TURK |
Max Schmeling (02/02) - W  |
| Helmut Schmidt - RAPID |
| Sherwood Schwartz - W |
| Arnold Schwarzenegger - CUTIE |
| Earl Scruggs - WAM |
| Pete Seeger - EDIT |
| Doc Severinsen - GENT |
| Mohammed Zahir Shah - MORTY |
| Father Paul Shanley (pedo-priest) - RAVE |
| Ariel Sharon - STIFF |
| Run Run Shaw - DGD |
| George Beverly Shea (singer) - MRC |
| Charlie Sheen - LOKI |
| Sidney Sheldon - TURK |
| Bob Shepard (voice of yankee stadium) - GUTS |
| Vincent Sherman (TV) - VIVA |
| Wally Shirra - WARD |
| Sargent Shriver - EDIT |
| King Sihanouk - DGD |
| Neil Simon - KMS |
Simone Simon (02/22) - NELLY  |
Cardinal Jaime Sin (06/21) - VIVA  |
| Grand Ayatullah Ali Husaini Sistani - EDIT |
| Karl Slover - GUTS |
| Liz Smith - PEARL |
| Duke Snider - MORTY |
| Alexsandr Solzhenitsyn - TLAZ |
| Aaron Spelling - E |
Wendie Jo Sperber (11/29) - WARD  |
| Mickey Spillane - CYN |
| Jean Stapleton - VINNY |
| Howard Stern - IMB |
| Rise Stevens (opera) - GSG |
James Stockdale (07/05) - RAVE  |
| Larry Storch - SLAB |
Hank Stram (07/04) - WAM  |
| Barbra Streisand - MORTY |
| Gloria Stuart - MRC |
Danny Sugerman (01/05) - E  |
| Suharto - VIVA |
| Yma Sumac - VIVA |
| Pat Summerall - W |
T |
|---|
| Jalal Talabani - LUX |
| Alaa Mahood al Tammimi - CUTIE |
| Elizabeth Taylor - RAVE |
| Koko Taylor - GUN |
| Rip Taylor - PEARL |
| John Tenta (wrassler) - MIA |
| Studs Terkel - EDIT |
| Margaret Thatcher - WARD |
Leon "Whitey" Thompson (06/07) - WARD |
| Brig. Gen. Paul Tibbets - DARK |
Preston Robert Tisch (11/15) - MAFIA  |
| Rip Torn - CUTIE |
| Donald Trump - CUTIE |
| Mike Tyson - WARD |
U |
|---|
| Howard Unruh (mass murderer) - GUTS |
V |
|---|
| James Van Allen - HOMER |
| Abigail Van Buren - MAFIA |
Luther Vandross - WARD  |
| Dick Van Patten - BLAM |
| Abe Vigoda - RICK |
W |
|---|
| Helen Wagner (soaps) - GUTS |
| Garry Walberg (actor) - YKEWCE |
| Kurt Waldheim - H2CO |
| Christopher Walken - LOKI |
| Eli Wallach - SUB |
| James Watson (DNA guy) - CYN |
| Scott Weiland - RAVE |
| Caspar Weinberger - EDIT |
| Kitty Wells - SUB |
| George Wendt - GENT |
| Gunter Wendt - LUX |
| Ruth Westheimer - IMB |
William Westmoreland (07/18) - HOMER  |
| John Wheeler - NELLY |
| Betty White - VINNY |
| James Whitmore - BLAM |
| Phyllis A. Whitney - MEGA |
| Richard Widmark - RHUME |
Simon Wiesenthal (09/20) - W  |
| Gene Wilder - MRC |
| Andy Williams - IMB |
| Esther Williams - H2CO |
| "Dr. Death" Steve Williams (wrassler) - ADVIL |
Paul Winchell (ventriloquist) (06/24) - SLAB |
| Oprah Winfrey - DULCE |
| Jonathan Winters - GRODY |
| Shelley Winters - W |
Robert Wise (09/14) - KMS  |
| Gusti Wolf (actress) - RAPID |
| John Wooden - WAM |
| Herman Wouk - RHUME |
| Jane Wyatt - MRC |
| Andrew Wyeth - HOMER |
| Jane Wyman - RAVE |
Y |
|---|
Molly Yard (09/21) - H2CO  |
| Boris Yeltsin - WARD |
| Alan Young - SUB |
| Viktor Yushchenko - RAVE |
Z |
|---|
| John Zacherle - SLAB |
| Richard D. Zanuck - H2CO |
| Efram Zimbalist, Jr. - YKEWCE |
Zhao Ziyang (01/17) - MEGA  |