The 2005 Ghoul Pool FINAL Standings:

The Wishman got a stunning double-header on 12/10 and WON THE POOL with a record 11 hits! E-Brake was right on his tail with 10 hits; Raven had 6 super hits; and Mr. 50s had 4 faboo hits.

Mafia Actuary WON THE MINORS with 5 hits and moved up to the MAJORS! NellyLunatic1980, Mr. Baseball, Master Dark and Mega-Hurts had 3 hits. Rhume, The Embalmer, Killing Me Softly, Wasting Away, Bastille Guy, Rick90467, and Gentleman Prick had 2 hits each.

KEY:

The Major Leaguers:

W = The Wishman

E = E-Brake

WARD = Mr. 50s

RAVE = Raven

The Minor Leaguers:

DARK = Master Dark

RICK = Rick90467

WAM = Wasting Away in
Morguearitaville

NICK = Necro Nick

MRC = Mr. C

MAFIA = Mafia Actuary

SUB = Sub-All

RAPID = RapidZappa

DB = Dead Balls

VINNY = Vincent Pall

GRODY = 80s Renegade

TLAZ = Tlazolteol

EDIT = Editer42

MEGA = Mega-Hurts

MORTY = Morty's De-Lite

MIA = Morbid Inc. Auctions

RHUME = Rhume Temperachure

ADVIL = I Have A Headache

GENT = Gentleman Prick

CRAB = Crazy Bastard

IMB = I.M. Balm

CUTIE = Agent Cutie

STIFF = Rigor Mortis Mairi

GUTS = Eviscera

YKEWCE = YouKillEmWeChillEm

GUN = Gunslinger

TIARA = Princess Die

THIGH = Cannibal Feast

CYN = Cynthisa

LOKI = Loki

SLAB = Slabmaster G

VIVA = Bastille Guy

H2CO = The Embalmer

HOMER = Mr. Baseball

NELLY = NellyLunatic1980

LUX = The Luxury Woman

KMS = Killing Me Softly

GSG = Go See God

DULCE = Dulcet Eldritch

BLAM - Blammo

DGD - Bad Santa DGD

PEARL - Pearly Gates

TURK - The Turk

A

Mahmoud Abbas (PLO leader) - RAVE
Don Adams (09/25) - E
Mason Adams (04/26) - KMS
Skandar Akbar - IMB
Jason Alexander - DULCE
Abdul Aziz al-Hakim - MRC
Abu Musab al-Zarqawi - STIFF
Eddie Albert (05/26) - WARD
Edwin "Buzz" Aldrin - CYN
Muhammad Ali - CYN
Alu Alkhanov (Chechnian Prez) - RAVE
Kirstie Alley - ADVIL
Huda Ammash ("Mrs. Anthrax") - NICK
Jack Anderson (12/17) - E
Mother Angelica - SUB
Rene' Angelil - LUX
Le Duc Anh - GUN
Michael Ansara - SLAB
Franz Antel (filmmaker) - RAPID
James Arness - WARD
Eddy Arnold - TURK
Leon Askin (06/03) - RAVE
Brooke Astor - W
Red Auerbach - MORTY

B

F. Lee Bailey - PEARL
Conrad Bain - VINNY
Tammy Faye Bakker-Messner - MEGA
Carl Ballantine - SLAB
Roger Bannister - MORTY
Joseph Barbera - W
Sonny Barger - GUN
Bob Barker - VINNY
Gene Barry - E
Marion Barry - LUX
Shamil Basayev - TLAZ
Sammy Baugh - TURK
Barbara Bel Geddes (08/08) - E
Harry Belafonte - THIGH
Charlie Bell (01/17) (McDonald's CEO) - RAVE
Saul Bellow (04/05) - H2CO
Bruce Bennett (actor) - MEGA
Lloyd Bentsen - DGD
Ingmar Bergman - TLAZ
Yogi Berra - ADVIL
Chuck Berry - NICK
Hans Bethe (03/06) - RICK
Ronnie Biggs - RAVE
Barbara Billingsley - BLAM
Osama bin Laden - WARD
Joey Bishop - W
Shirley Temple Black - GUN
Tommy Bond (lil rascal) (09/24) - CUTIE
Ernest Borgnine - RICK
P.W. Botha - DGD
Boutros Boutros-Ghali - ADVIL
Ray Bradbury - VINNY
Sarah Brady - E
Ralph Branca (B'lyn Dodger) - DB
Wilford Brimley - MIA
Tom Brokaw - LOKI
Mel Brooks - GENT
Clarence "Gatemouth" Brown - WAM
James Brown - RAVE
Doyle Brunson (poker) - VIVA
Art Buchwald - WARD
William F. Buckley, Jr. - GUN
Jimmy Buffett - DULCE
Sen. Jim Bunning - NELLY
Chris Burke - CRAB
Barbara Bush (prez' mom) - STIFF
George H. W. Bush (dad) - GSG
George W. Bush (prez) - RAPID
Red Buttons - RICK
Earl Butz - MRC
Robert Byrd - RHUME

C

Frank Cady - SUB
Sid Caesar - WARD
James Callaghan (03/26) (frmr PM) - DARK
Ernestine Gilbreth Carey - MIA
George Carlin - LOKI
Kitty Carlisle - RICK
Jim Carrey - DULCE
Johnny Carson (01/23) - GENT
Carlene Carter - E
Elliott Carter - DGD
Jimmy Carter - TIARA
Wally Cassell (actor) - YKEWCE
Oleg Cassini - HOMER
Fidel Castro - VINNY
Darlene Cates - MIA
Ahmed Chalabi - LUX
Carol Channing - WARD
Chevy Chase - GRODY
Dick Cheney - WARD
Dick Clark - E
Arthur C. Clarke - VINNY
Beverly Cleary - CYN
Phyllis Coates - SLAB
Juan Corona - VIVA
Jackie Cooper - W
David Copperfield - IMB
Irwin Corey - SUB
Walter Cronkite - RHUME
Macauley Culkin - ADVIL
Constance Cummings (11/23) - SUB
Tony Curtis - BLAM

D

Bill Daily - SLAB
Ann B. Davis - CRAB
Ossie Davis (02/04) - RHUME
Doris Day - WARD
Yvonne de Carlo - WAM
Dino de Laurentiis - WAM
Melvina Dean - WARD
Michael DeBakey - W
Sandra Dee (02/20) - E
Olivia DeHavilland - W
Len Deighton - GUTS
Emiliano Mercado del Toro (WWI vet) - MAFIA
Millie del Rubio - VIVA
Don Diamond (F Troop) - SLAB
Andy Dick - GENT
Angie Dickenson - PEARL
Bo Diddley - WARD
Phyllis Diller - RHUME
Dom DiMaggio - VIVA
Fats Domino - E
James Doohan (07/20) - E
Kirk Douglas - W
Robert Downey, Jr. - TIARA
Dave Dravecky - DB
Peter F. Drucker (11/11) - NELLY
Dominick Gunne - PEARL

E

Clint Eastwood - CRAB
Barbara Eden - GUTS
Ralph Edwards (11/16) - W
Eminem - NELLY
Carl Erskine (B'lyn Dodger) - DB

F

Nanette Fabray - PEARL
King Fahd (08/01) - RAVE
Lola Falana - THIGH
Jerry Falwell - GSG
Bob Feller - NICK
Ibrahim Ferrar (08/06) - VIVA
Geraldine Ferraro - W
Mel Ferrer - TURK
Sir Ranulph Fiennes - MIA
50 Cent - CRAB
Myron Floren (07/23) - NELLY
Larry Flynt - TIARA
Dan Fogelberg - E
Joan Fontaine - GRODY
Michael Foot (Brit pol) - MEGA
Betty Ford - CYN
Gerald Ford - WARD
Glenn Ford - E
June Foray - GSG
John Forsythe - DGD
Michael J. Fox - GRODY
Al Franken - GRODY
Aretha Franklin - GUN
Ace Frehley - GUN
Johnathan Frid (actor) - SUB
Betty Friedan - BLAM
Milton Friedman - MORTY
Christopher Fry (playwright) (06/30) - YKEWCE
Annette Funicello - E

G

Zsa Zsa Gabor - WARD
John Kenneth Galbraith - W
Ernest Gallo - MRC
Joe Garagiola - DB
Betty Garrett - STIFF
George Gaynes - YKEWCE
Clifford Geertz - MIA
Larry Gelbart - YKEWCE
Gene Gene the Dancing Machine - E
Estelle Getty - EDIT
Alice Ghostley - E
Jason Giambi - GUTS
Miep Gies - MAFIA
Art Gilmore (announcer) - CUTIE
Gary Glitter - CRAB
Dody Goodman - H2CO
John Goodman - MRC
Curt Gowdy - RHUME
Rev. Billy Graham - W
Ruth Bell Graham - MEGA
Superstar Billy Graham - WARD
Dabbs Greer - STIFF
Dick Gregory - LUX
Merv "the Perv" Griffin - TURK
Andy Griffith - RICK
Bob Guccione - LUX

H

Otto Habsburg (EU President) - RAPID
Kevin Hagen (07/09) - E
Larry Hagman - WARD
Alexander Haig - BLAM
Tom Hanks - ADVIL
Ray Harryhausen - THIGH
John Hart - GSG
Paul Harvey - VINNY
Ernest Harwell - RHUME
Vaclav Havel - MORTY
June Havoc - KMS
Steven Hawkings - THIGH
Ronnie Hawkins - MORTY
Edward Heath (07/17) - RAVE
Bobby "The Brain" Heenan - RAVE
Johannes Heesters (actor) - RAPID
Hugh Hefner - WARD
Jesse Helms - W
Biff Henderson - IMB
Skitch Henderson (11/01) - HOMER
Lou Henson - RAVE
Mary Alice Herbert - MIA
Don Herbert (Mr. Wizard) - GSG
Whitey Herzog - GUN
Charlton Heston - NELLY
Edmund Hilary - CYN
Hildegarde (07/29) - W
Nicky Hilton - GRODY
Paris Hilton - GRODY
Gordon B. Hinkley - TLAZ
Ursula Hirst - STIFF
David Hockney - PEARL
Albert Hofmann - WAM
Lois Hole (Alberta Lt. Gov) (01/06) - MAFIA
Roy Horn - TIARA
Dolores Hope - RICK
Lena Horne - HOMER
Whitney Houston - TIARA
Gordie Howe - BLAM
Saddam Hussein - NICK

I

Monte Irvin - DB

J

Mary Jackson (actress) (12/10) - EDIT
Michael Jackson (pedophile) - TIARA
Mick Jagger - TIARA
T. D. Jakes (evangelist) - CUTIE
Billy Joel - CRAB
Holly Johnson - RAVE
Lady Bird Johnson - WARD
Magic Johnson - GRODY
Philip Johnson (01/26) - MAFIA
Russell Johnson - WARD
Van Johnson - HOMER
Angelina Jolie - ADVIL
James Earl Jones - VINNY
Robert Earl Jones - W
Louis Jourdan - KMS
Harald Juhnke (04/01) (actor) - RAPID

K

Heidi Kabel (actress) - RAPID
Ramzan Kadyrov - TLAZ
Gen. Mikhail Kalashnikov (weapons maker) - THIGH
Hamid Karzai - RAVE
Casey Kasem - CRAB
Bil Keane - H2CO
George Kell - H2CO
George Kennan (03/17) - MEGA
Ted Kennedy - CUTIE
Eunice Kennedy-Shriver - E
Ken Kercheval - H2CO
Deborah Kerr - E
Evelyn Keyes - NICK
Ralph Kiner (PIT pitcher) - DB
BB King - WARD
Coretta Scott King - DGD
Henry Kissinger - TIARA
Eartha Kitt - TIARA
Jack Klugman - WARD
Evel Knievel - WARD
Robbie Knievel - WARD
Don Knotts - VINNY
Willem Kolff - TLAZ
Teddy Kollek (mayor of Jerusalem) - RAPID
C. Everett Koop - CYN
Harvey Korman - GENT
Kurt Krenn (austrian bishop) - RAPID
Stanley Kunitz - DARK
Aung San Suu Kyi - NELLY

L

Jack La Lanne - STIFF
Patti Labelle - GUN
Clem Labine (B'lyn Dodger) - DB
Frankie Laine - DARK
Martin Landau - BLAM
Charles Lane - E
Mills Lane - WAM
Frances Langford (07/11) - GSG
Lyndon LaRouche - H2CO
Tommy Lasorda - ADVIL
Tom Laughlin - W
Pat Lawford - DGD
Marc Lawrence (actor) (11/28) - RHUME
Norman Lear - KMS
Christopher Lee - RAVE
Ursula LeGuin - PEARL
Madeline L'Engle - CYN
David Letterman - DULCE
Dorothy Letterman (Dave's mom) - STIFF
Claude Levi-Strauss - MAFIA
Grandpa Al Lewis - WARD
Jerry Lewis - W
Jerry Lee Lewis - WARD
Jay Leno - DULCE
Art Linkletter - DARK
Shelley Long - GRODY
Terence Longdon - YKEWCE
Al Lopez (10/30) - E
Marjorie Lord - GSG
Courtney Love - LOKI
Jeffrey Lunstead (ambassador) - MIA
Thomas Lynch - GUTS

M

Lee MacPhail - HOMER
John Madden - TIARA
Naguib Mahfouz - DARK
Norman Mailer - PEARL
Rick Majerus - RAVE
Karl Malden - DARK
Nelson Mandela - CYN
Marcel Marceau - THIGH
Imelda Marcos - BLAM
Rose Marie - TURK
Barney Martin (03/21) - GENT
George Martin - KMS
Aslan Maskhadov (03/08) - TLAZ
Ulrich Matschoss (actor) - YKEWCE
Ernst Mayr (02/03) - DARK
Chuck McCann (TV host) - SLAB
Eugene McCarthy (12/10) - W
Kevin McCarthy - KMS
Pat McCormick (07/29) - W
Willie McCovey - NICK
Darren McGavin - E
George McGovern - THIGH
Gavin MacLeod - SLAB
Robert McNamara - TLAZ
Marian McPartland (composer) - CUTIE
Evan Mecham - RAVE
Roy Medvedev - TLAZ
Zhores Medvedev - TLAZ
Gian Carlo Menotti - NELLY
Dale Messick (04/05) - MEGA
George Mikan (06/01) (B-ball great) - NICK
Arthur Miller (02/10) - W
Marvin Miller - HOMER
Mitch Miller - SUB
Steve Miller - DULCE
Sir John Mills (04/23) - RICK
Art Modell - RAVE
Eleanor Mondale - DGD
Walter "party monster" Mondale - CUTIE
Fabulous Moolah - IMB
Michael Moore - GRODY
Scotty Moore (Elvis' guitarist) - NICK
Harry Morgan - SUB
Garrett Morris - LUX
Hosni Mubarek - NICK
Lola Muethel - YKEWCE
Robert Mugabe - BLAM
Bobby Murcer - GUTS
Pervez Musharraf - RAVE
Stan Musial - TURK

N

Jim Nabors - PEARL
Vince Neil - LOKI
Noel Neill - IMB
Byron Nelson - RICK
Willie Nelson - DULCE
Don Newcombe (B'lyn Dodger) - DB
Olivia Newton-John - CRAB
Fayard Nicholas - VIVA
Stevie Nicks - DULCE
Oscar Niemeyer (architect) - MEGA
Ivan Noble (01/31) - MRC

O

Mary-Kate Olsen - GENT
Anita O'Day - GSG
Rosie O'Donnell - DULCE
Maureen O'Hara - TURK
Buck O'Neil - MRC
Ozzy Osbourne - GENT
Jim Otto - E

P

Anita Page - NELLY
Betty Page - RAVE
Rev. Ian Paisley - RAVE
Jack Palance - YKEWCE
Maurice Papon - RAVE
Don Pardo - EDIT
Clarence "Ace" Parker (football HOF) - NICK
Rosa Parks (10/24) - W
Floyd Patterson - THIGH
Les Paul - W
I M Pei - KMS
Harvey Pekar (comics) - CRAB
Steve Perry - CRAB
Mike Piazza - ADVIL
Augusto Pinochet - E
Christopher Plummer - MIA
Carlo Ponti - WAM
Pope John Paul II (04/02) - W
James Porter (pedo-priest) (02/11) - MAFIA
Billy Preston - E
Jason Priestly - LOKI
William Proxmire (12/15) - RAVE
Richard Pryor (12/10) - W

Q

Patricia Quinn - RAVE

R

Meinhart Raabe - EDIT
Harvey Race (wrassler) - IMB
Ted "Double Duty" Radcliffe (08/11) - DARK
Charlotte Rae - LUX
Luise Rainer - EDIT
Prince Rainier (04/06) - E
John Raitt (02/20) - HOMER
Patsy Ramsey - DGD
Thurl Ravenscroft (05/22) - MORTY
Nancy Reagan - THIGH
William Rehnquist (09/03) - E
Frances Reid - E
Charles Nelson Reilly - KMS
Ann Rice - RAVE
Keith Richards - MIA
Nicole Richie - LOKI
Phil Rizzuto - W
Rev. Fred Robb (03/28) - IMB
Jake "The Snake" Roberts - GENT
Oral Roberts - MORTY
Robin Roberts (Phillies pitcher) - DB
Louis Robichaud (Canadian premier) (01/06) - MAFIA
Eddie Robinson - WAM
David Rockefeller - DARK
Peter Rodino (05/07) - W
Preacher Roe (B'lyn Dodger) - DB
Joe Rogan - ADVIL
Randy Romero - MEGA
Hugh Romney (wavy gravy) - GUTS
Andy Rooney - CYN
Mickey Rooney - RHUME
Axl Rose - GUN
Mickey Rourke - LOKI
Maria Rudisill (fruitcake lady) - STIFF
Louis Rukeyser - RAVE
Bill Russell - LUX
Jane Russell - TURK
Anthony Russo (frmr Hoboken mayor) - MAFIA

S

Soupy Sales - THIGH
J. D. Salinger - RICK
Juan-Antonio Samaranch - GSG
Ron Santo - E
Arthur Schlesinger Jr. - TURK
Max Schmeling (02/02) - W
Helmut Schmidt - RAPID
Sherwood Schwartz - W
Arnold Schwarzenegger - CUTIE
Earl Scruggs - WAM
Pete Seeger - EDIT
Doc Severinsen - GENT
Mohammed Zahir Shah - MORTY
Father Paul Shanley (pedo-priest) - RAVE
Ariel Sharon - STIFF
Run Run Shaw - DGD
George Beverly Shea (singer) - MRC
Charlie Sheen - LOKI
Sidney Sheldon - TURK
Bob Shepard (voice of yankee stadium) - GUTS
Vincent Sherman (TV) - VIVA
Wally Shirra - WARD
Sargent Shriver - EDIT
King Sihanouk - DGD
Neil Simon - KMS
Simone Simon (02/22) - NELLY
Cardinal Jaime Sin (06/21) - VIVA
Grand Ayatullah Ali Husaini Sistani - EDIT
Karl Slover - GUTS
Liz Smith - PEARL
Duke Snider - MORTY
Alexsandr Solzhenitsyn - TLAZ
Aaron Spelling - E
Wendie Jo Sperber (11/29) - WARD
Mickey Spillane - CYN
Jean Stapleton - VINNY
Howard Stern - IMB
Rise Stevens (opera) - GSG
James Stockdale (07/05) - RAVE
Larry Storch - SLAB
Hank Stram (07/04) - WAM
Barbra Streisand - MORTY
Gloria Stuart - MRC
Danny Sugerman (01/05) - E
Suharto - VIVA
Yma Sumac - VIVA
Pat Summerall - W

T

Jalal Talabani - LUX
Alaa Mahood al Tammimi - CUTIE
Elizabeth Taylor - RAVE
Koko Taylor - GUN
Rip Taylor - PEARL
John Tenta (wrassler) - MIA
Studs Terkel - EDIT
Margaret Thatcher - WARD
Leon "Whitey" Thompson (06/07) - WARD
Brig. Gen. Paul Tibbets - DARK
Preston Robert Tisch (11/15) - MAFIA
Rip Torn - CUTIE
Donald Trump - CUTIE
Mike Tyson - WARD

U

Howard Unruh (mass murderer) - GUTS

V

James Van Allen - HOMER
Abigail Van Buren - MAFIA
Luther Vandross - WARD
Dick Van Patten - BLAM
Abe Vigoda - RICK

W

Helen Wagner (soaps) - GUTS
Garry Walberg (actor) - YKEWCE
Kurt Waldheim - H2CO
Christopher Walken - LOKI
Eli Wallach - SUB
James Watson (DNA guy) - CYN
Scott Weiland - RAVE
Caspar Weinberger - EDIT
Kitty Wells - SUB
George Wendt - GENT
Gunter Wendt - LUX
Ruth Westheimer - IMB
William Westmoreland (07/18) - HOMER
John Wheeler - NELLY
Betty White - VINNY
James Whitmore - BLAM
Phyllis A. Whitney - MEGA
Richard Widmark - RHUME
Simon Wiesenthal (09/20) - W
Gene Wilder - MRC
Andy Williams - IMB
Esther Williams - H2CO
"Dr. Death" Steve Williams (wrassler) - ADVIL
Paul Winchell (ventriloquist) (06/24) - SLAB
Oprah Winfrey - DULCE
Jonathan Winters - GRODY
Shelley Winters - W
Robert Wise (09/14) - KMS
Gusti Wolf (actress) - RAPID
John Wooden - WAM
Herman Wouk - RHUME
Jane Wyatt - MRC
Andrew Wyeth - HOMER
Jane Wyman - RAVE

Y

Molly Yard (09/21) - H2CO
Boris Yeltsin - WARD
Alan Young - SUB
Viktor Yushchenko - RAVE

Z

John Zacherle - SLAB
Richard D. Zanuck - H2CO
Efram Zimbalist, Jr. - YKEWCE
Zhao Ziyang (01/17) - MEGA

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