A |
|---|
| Mahmoud Abbas - RICKY |
 Red Adair (08/07) - MORTY |
| Cecily Adams (03/03) - E |
| Mason Adams - KMS |
| Christina Aguilera - GRODY |
| Skandar Akbar - IMB |
| Emperor Akihito - TEMP |
| Captain Lou Albano - SKIP |
| Eddie Albert - W |
| Izzat Ibrahim al-Duri - SLAB |
| Muhammed Ali - YERS |
| Sandy Allen - LETHAL |
| Kirstie Alley - ADVIL |
| Ed Ames - SUB |
| Louie Anderson - MIA |
| Pamela Anderson - EMT |
| Sparky Anderson - CHOC |
| Le Duc Anh - MEGA |
| Franz Antel - ZAPP |
| Yasser Arafat - RAVE (11/10) |
| James Arness - WARD |
| Bea Arthur - HANES |
| Leon Askin - E |
| Brooke Astor - W |
| Red Auerbach - MORTY |
| Elden Aucker - SUB-HUB |
| “Stone Cold” Steve Austin - GRODY |
| Richard Avedon (10/01) - BOOGIE |
B |
|---|
| Lauren Bacall - YKEWCE |
| Jim Bacon - LETHAL (06/20) |
| Conrad Bain - ABRA |
| Joseph Barbera - TLAZ |
| Bridget Bardot - TIARA |
| Bob Barker - ABRA |
| Chuck Barris - WARD |
| Drew Barrymore - GRODY |
| John Drew Barrymore - E (11/29) |
| Sammy Baugh - DARK |
| Frances Bay - MEGA |
| Captain Beefheart - E |
| Saul Bellow - VIVE |
| Ahmed Ben Bella - DARK |
| Patty Berg - CHOC |
| Ingmar Bergman - TLAZ |
| Yogi Berra - ADVIL |
| Chuck Berry - NICK |
| Hans Bethe - TLAZ |
| Turhan Bey - SLAB |
| Jello Biafra - CRAB |
| Ronnie Biggs - MEGA |
| Barbara Billingsley - HORNY |
| Joey Bishop - W |
| Jack Black - SKIP |
| Shirley Temple Black - GUN |
| David Blaine - ABRA |
| Tommy Bond - CUTIE |
| Bono - HORNY |
| Ernest Borgnine - MORTY |
| Ray Bradbury - PALL |
| Ian Brady - BLOTTO |
| Jim Brady - LUX |
| Sarah Brady - WARD |
| Marlon Brando (07/01) - TEMP |
| Peter Breck - SUB-HUB |
| J. Paul Bremer - GUN |
| Wilford Brimley - GENT |
| David Brown (producer) - KMS |
| Frank Broyles - RICKY |
| Dave Brubeck - VIVE |
| David Brudnoy - LETHAL |
| Art Buchwald - WARD |
| William F. Buckley Jr - GUN |
| George H. W. Bush (ex-prez) - LUX |
| George W. Bush (prez) - DFA |
| Red Buttons - CUTIE |
| Earl Butz - GSG |
| Robert Byrd - LUX |
C |
|---|
| Sid Caeser - WARD |
| Drew Carey - TIARA |
| Ernestine Gilbreth Carey - BOOGIE |
| Kitty Carlisle - SUB |
| Judy Carne - BUZZ |
| David Carridine - TIARA |
| Johnny Carson - TEMP |
| Carlene Carter - E |
| Jimmy Carter - STIFF |
| Henri Cartier-Bresson (08/02) - YERS |
| Oleg Cassini - GSG |
| Fidel Castro - TEMP |
| Darlene Cates - LETHAL |
| Ahmad Chalabi - ERAD |
| Marilyn Chambers - EVIS |
| Carol Channing - E |
| Roy Chapman - LETHAL |
| Cyd Charisse - GRODY |
| Ray Charles (06/10) - WARD |
| Chubby Checker - PALL |
| Dick Cheney - WARD |
| Julia Child (08/13) - W |
| Jacques Chirac - RICKY |
| Sir Arthur C. Clarke - YERS |
| Beverly Cleary - W |
| Tony Cloninger (Sox pitching coach) - RAVE |
| Sean "P. Diddy" Combs - HORNY |
| Sean Connery - TIARA |
| Harry Connick Jr. - RICKY |
| Mike Connors - VIVE |
| Robert Conrad - MEGA |
| Alistair Cooke (03/30) - W |
| Jackie Cooper - BUZZ |
| Prof. Irwin Corey - SLAB |
| Roger Corman - SICLE |
| Juan Corona - VIVE |
| Bob Cousy - HANES |
| Archibald Cox - HANES |
| Francis Crick (07/28) - EDIT |
| Walter Cronkite - LUX |
| Macauley Culkin - WIG |
| Constance Cummings - DARK |
| Tony Curtis - SICLE |
D |
|---|
| Blag Dahlia - CRAB |
| Rodney Dangerfield (10/05) - WARD |
| Glenn Danzig - CRAB |
| Ossie Davis - WAM |
| Skeeter Davis (09/18) - E |
| Richard Dawson - FISHY |
| Doris Day - WARD |
| Melvina Dean - WARD |
| Yvonne deCarlo - WAM |
| Calvert Deforest, Jr. - ABRA |
| Olivia deHavilland - W |
| Len Deighton - EVIS |
| Dino deLaurentiis - WAM |
| Dom Deluise - GENT |
| Millie Del Rubio - VIVE |
| Brian Dennehy - SICLE |
| Robert DeNiro - MAFIA |
| Bob Denver - HORNY |
| Angie Dickenson - BUZZ |
| Bo Diddley - WARD |
| Phyllis Diller - WARD |
| Dom DiMaggio - VIVE |
| James Doohan - YERS |
| Kirk Douglas - WARD |
| Robert Downey, Jr. - YERS |
| Hugh Downs - KMS |
| Faye Dunaway - TIARA |
E |
|---|
| Bulent Ecevit - MEGA |
| Barbara Eden - EVIS |
| Blake Edwards - DARK |
| Ralph Edwards - E |
| Will Eisner - TLAZ |
| Eminem - W |
| Joe Esterhas - WARD |
| Bob Eubanks - MIA |
F |
|---|
| King Fahd - MEGA |
| Jimmy Fallon - GRODY |
| Jerry Falwell - WIG |
| Louise Farrakhan - HANES |
| Bob Feller - NICK |
| Freddy Fender - ERAD |
| Geraldine Ferraro - WARD |
| Ibrahim Ferrer - VIVE |
| John Fiedler - SUB-HUB |
| Flea - CRAB |
| Larry Flynt - GRODY |
| Joan Fontaine - MORTY |
| Betty Ford - LUX |
| Gerald Ford - WARD |
| Glenn Ford - BURP |
| Harrison Ford - HORNY |
| John Forsythe - DARK |
| Janet Frame (01/28) - E |
| Aretha Franklin - GUN |
| Marie Fredriksson - MEGA |
| Milton Friedman - BOOGIE |
| Dolores Fuller - KMS |
| Annette Funicello - MEGA |
G |
|---|
| Zsa Zsa Gabor - MEGA |
| George Gaines - YKEWCE |
| John Kenneth Galbraith - W |
| Ernest Gallo - DARK |
| Joe Garagiola - CHOC |
| James Garner - TIARA |
| Betty Garrett - STIFF |
| Ned Garver - SUB-HUB |
| Estelle Getty - E |
| Alice Ghostley - E |
| William Gibson (playwright) - MEGA |
| Art Gilmore - CUTIE |
| Tom Gola - MEGA |
| Al Goldstein - GRODY |
| Dody Goodman - BALMY |
| John Goodman - ADVIL |
| Mikhail Gorbachev - TLAZ |
| Al Gore - EMT |
| Michael Gough - KMS |
| Curt Gowdy - BUZZ |
| Rev. Billy Graham - W |
| Ruth Bell Graham - MEGA |
| “Superstar” Billy Graham - GENT |
| Gunter Grass - EDIT |
| Dabbs Greer - STIFF |
| Dick Gregory - WARD |
| Alan Greenspan - HORNY |
| Andy Griffith - TEMP |
| Bob Guccione - E |
| Robert Guillaume - BALMY |
H |
|---|
| Otto Habsberg - ZAPP |
| Merle Haggard - FISHY |
| Larry Hagman - E |
| Alexander Haig - LUX |
| Gibby Haines - CRAB |
| Scott "Razor Ramon" Hall - MIA |
| Sean Hannity - HORNY |
| Ray Harryhausen - BURP |
| Paul Harvey - GSG |
| Ernie Harwell - CHOC |
| Vaclav Havel - MORTY |
| Steven Hawking - MAFIA |
| Ronnie Hawkins - MAFIA |
| Sir Edward Heath - MAFIA |
| Bobby “The Brain” Heenan - W |
| Johannes Heesters - ZAPP |
| Hugh Hefner - PALL |
| Jesse Helms - W |
| Biff Henderson - IMB |
| Lou Henson (NMSU coach) - MEGA |
| Whitey Herzog - GUN |
| Charlton Heston - STIFF |
| Alex Higgins - BLOTTO |
| Hildegarde - SUB |
| Sir Edmund Hillary - YERS |
| Nicky Hilton - GRODY |
| Paris Hilton - SICLE |
| Gordon Hinckley - MORTY |
| Elroy “Crazy Legs” Hirsch (01/28) - CHOC |
| |
| Albert Hofmann - BOOGIE |
| Hulk Hogan - RICKY |
| Fritz Hollings - SICLE |
| Dolores Hope - E |
| Roy Horn - TIARA |
| Lena Horne - GSG |
| Whitney Houston - DFA |
| Gordie Howe - TEMP |
| Saddam Hussein - NICK |
I |
|---|
| Don Imus - W |
| Dick Irvin - FISHY |
| Monte Irvin - BURP |
J |
|---|
| Mary Jackson - EDIT |
| Michael Jackson (pedophile) - YERS |
| Mick Jagger - RICKY |
| T.D. Jakes - IMB |
| Rick James (08/06) - DFA |
| Ahmed Johnson - SKIP |
| Lady Bird Johnson - E |
| Magic Johnson - DFA |
| Philip E. Johnson - SLAB |
| Sam Johnson (SC Johnson chairman) (05/22) - RAVE |
| Van Johnson - GSG |
| George Jones - FISHY |
| Jennifer Jones - KMS |
| Robert Earl Jones - MAFIA |
| Eddie Joost - SUB-HUB |
| Al Jorgenson - CRAB |
| Harald Juhnke - ZAPP |
K |
|---|
| Heidi Kabel - ZAPP |
| Hamid Karzai - GENT |
| Stacy Keach - TIARA |
| Bob Keeshan (01/23) - WARD |
| Bob Keeshan - WARD |
| George Kennan - MEGA |
| Kara Kennedy - E |
| Caroline Kennedy - SKIP |
| Sir Ludovic Kennedy - BLOTTO |
| Rosemary Kennedy - SKIP |
| Edward “Teddy” Kennedy - SICLE |
| Ethel Skakel Kennedy - SKIP |
| Deborah Kerr - BLOTTO |
| Barney Kessel (05/06) - W |
| Jack Kevorkian - ABRA |
| Lemmy Killmeister - CRAB |
| B.B. King - WARD |
| Henry Kissinger - LUX |
| Jack Klugman - WARD |
| Evel Knievel - RICKY |
| Robbie Knievel - RICKY |
| Don Knotts - GENT |
| Ed Koch - YKEWCE |
| Willem Kolff - TLAZ |
| Teddy Kollek - ZAPP |
| Franz Koenig (03/13) - ZAPP |
| Larry Kramer - WARD |
| Stanley Kunitz - MIA |
L |
|---|
| Madeline L’Engle - BOOGIE |
| Patti Labelle - GUN |
| Osama bin Ladin - WARD |
| Frankie Laine - FISHY |
| Jack LaLanne - STIFF |
| Martin Landau - YKEWCE |
| David Lange (frmr NZ PM) - MEGA |
| Charles Lane - SUB |
| Mills Lane - GUN |
| Tommy Lasorda - ADVIL |
| Estee Lauder (04/24) - W |
| Tom Laughlin - W |
| Pat Lawford - E |
| Christopher Lee - DARK |
| Stan Lee - ADVIL |
| Janet Leigh (10/03) - E |
| Aaron Lewis - DFA |
| Granpa Al Lewis - E |
| Jerry Lee Lewis - WARD |
| Claude Levi-Strauss - SLAB |
| Jerry Lewis - W |
| Gordon Lightfoot - MEGA |
| Rush Limbaugh - TIARA |
| Art Linkletter - WIG |
| Al Lopez - SUB |
| Marjorie Lord - EVIS |
| Sophia Loren - TIARA |
| Courtney Love - SICLE |
| Lex Lugar - SKIP |
| Lamar Lundy - MEGA |
| Vera Lynn - FISHY |
M |
|---|
| Bill Macy (“Maude” actor) - HANES |
| John Madden - ABRA |
| Norman Mailer - HANES |
| Rick Majerus - MIA |
| Karl Malden - E |
| William Manchester (06/01) - MEGA |
| Nelson Mandela - W |
| Marcel Marceau - BURP |
| Charles "Chuckles" Manson - EMT |
| Diego Maradona - LETHAL |
| Rose Marie - SLAB |
| Jim Marshall (football) - MEGA |
| Dick Martin - BUZZ |
| George Martin - FISHY |
| Ulrich Matschoss - YKEWCE |
| Mark Matthews - LETHAL |
| Ernest Mayr - TLAZ |
| Mercedes McCambridge (03/02) - KMS |
| Eugene McCarthy - W |
| Kevin McCarthy - GSG |
| Pat McCormick - E |
| Darren McGavin - E |
| George McGovern - BURP |
| Shane McGowan - FISHY |
| Dr. Phil McGraw - HORNY |
| Tug McGraw (01/05) - MEGA |
| Rue McClanahan - CUTIE |
| Ed McMahon - DARK |
| Robert McNamara - LUX |
| Marian McPartland - CUTIE |
| Lee McPhail - CHOC |
| Vaughn Meader (10/29) - WARD |
| Allan Melvin - SUB-HUB |
| Robert Merrill (10/23) - EVIS |
| Dale Messick - SLAB |
| Tammy Faye Messner - IMB |
| Inge Meysel (07/10) - ZAPP |
| George Mikan - NICK |
| Ann Miller (01/22) - GRODY |
| Arthur Miller - HANES |
| Mitch Miller - W |
| Sir John Mills - BLOTTO |
| Sam Mills (footballer) - MEGA |
| Slobodan Milosevic - MEGA |
| Liza Minelli - MIA |
| Gian-Carlo Minotti - GSG |
| Art Modell - RAVE |
| Walter Mondale - CUTIE |
| Robert Mondavi - GSG |
| Ricardo Montalban - YERS |
| Fabulous Moolah - IMB |
| Mary Tyler Moore - ERAD |
| Michael Moore - GRODY |
| Scotty Moore - NICK |
| Harry Morgan - E |
| Keith Morris - CRAB |
| Hosni Mubarak - NICK |
| Lola Muethel - YKEWCE |
| Bobby Murcer - EVIS |
| Pervez Musharraf - MEGA |
| Stan Musial - NICK |
N |
|---|
| Noel Neill - IMB |
| Nelly (rapper) - MIA |
| Byron Nelson - NICK |
| Willie Nelson - SKIP |
| Bob Newhart - RICKY |
| Paul Newman - BUZZ |
| Randy Newman - DFA |
| Fayard Nichols - EDIT |
| Terry Nichols - ERAD |
| Leonard Nimoy - PALL |
| James Noble - SUB-HUB |
O |
|---|
| Steve-O (jackass) - ADVIL |
| Johnny Oates (12/24) - W |
| Angus Ogilvy (12/26) - BLOTTO |
| Mary-Kate Olsen - EMT |
| Ryan O’Neal - VIVE |
| Buck O’Neil - CHOC |
| Jack Osbourne - HORNY |
| Ozzy Osbourne - PALL |
| Sharon Osbourne - EDIT |
| Jim Otto - NICK |
P |
|---|
| Jack Paar (01/27) - E |
| Anita Page - HANES |
| Jack Palance - DARK |
| Norman Painting - BLOTTO |
| Maurice Papon - E |
| Don Pardo - EDIT |
| Ace Parker - NICK |
| Rosa Parks - W |
| Ara Parseghian - CHOC |
| Joe Paterno - ERAD |
| Floyd Patterson - BURP |
| Les Paul - WIG |
| Luciano Pavarotti - E |
| I.M. Pei - WIG |
| Sean Penn - DFA |
| Shimon Peres - ABRA |
| Matthew Perry - HORNY |
| William "The Refrigerator" Perry - MIA |
| Augusto Pinochet - MEGA |
| Harold Pinter - MAFIA |
| Pope John Paul II - W |
| Sidney Poitier - TEMP |
| Carlo Ponti - WAM |
| Ron Popeil - EVIS |
| Maxine Postal (01/01) - MAFIA |
| Tom Poston - BUZZ |
| Colin Powell - MIA |
| Billy Preston - E |
| Prince Philip - YERS |
| Princess Alice of Gloucester (10/29) - BLOTTO |
| William Proxmire - RAVE |
| Richard Pryor - WARD |
Q |
|---|
| Queen Elizabeth II - SKIP |
| Queen Juliana (03/20) - STIFF |
| Patricia Quinn - RAVE |
R |
|---|
| Meinhardt Raabe - SLAB |
| Harley Race - IMB |
| Ted “Double Duty” Radcliffe - SUB |
| Charlotte Rae - HANES |
| Luise Rainer - EDIT |
| Prince Rainier - MEGA |
| Tony Randall (05/17) - STIFF |
| Joyce Randolph - GENT |
| Dan Rather - EMT |
| Thurl Ravenscroft - MORTY |
| Nancy Reagan - LUX |
| Ronald Reagan (06/05) - E |
| Christopher Reeve (10/10) - ADVIL |
| Charles Nelson Reilly - BURP |
| Carl Reiner - STIFF |
| Chief Justice Wm. Rehnquist - RICKY |
| Dusty Rhodes - BALMY |
| Anne Rice - RAVE |
| Little Richard - PALL |
| Ann Richards - ERAD |
| Keith Richards - WARD |
| Joan Rivers - DFA |
| Phil Rizzuto - W |
| Rev. Fred Robb - IMB |
| Doris Roberts - BUZZ |
| Jake “The Snake” Roberts - WARD |
| Oral Roberts - WIG |
| Eddie Robinson - WAM |
| David Rockefeller - CUTIE |
| Dennis Rodman - ERAD |
| Randy Romero - MEGA |
| Hugh Romney (Wavy Gravy) - EVIS |
| Mickey Rooney - ADVIL |
| Axl Rose - DFA |
| Jack Rosenthal (05/29) - RAVE |
| Johnny Rotten - CRAB |
| Jane Russell - YERS |
| Claude Ryan (02/09) - MAFIA |
| John Rhys-Davis - PALL |
S |
|---|
| Soupy Sales - GENT |
| J.D. Salinger - STIFF |
| Juan Antonio Samaranch - TLAZ |
| Isabel Sanford (07/09) - WAM |
| Ron Santo - MEGA |
| Horatio Sanz - W |
| Wolfgang Sawallisch - YKEWCE |
| Wally Schirra - TLAZ |
| Max Schmeling - SUB |
| Helmut Schmidt - ZAPP |
| Red Schoendienst - CHOC |
| Daniel Schorr - ERAD |
| Sherwood Schwartz - W |
| Arnold Schwartzenegger - WIG |
| Earl Scruggs - GUN |
| Pete Seeger - EDIT |
| Andy Seminick (02/22) - SUB-HUB |
| Mohammed Zahir Shah - MORTY |
| Father Paul Shanley - RAVE |
| Mike Shannon - SKIP |
| Ariel Sharon - STIFF |
| William Shatner - PALL |
| Artie Shaw (12/30) - WARD |
| Sidney Sheldon - SLAB |
| Eunice Kennedy Shriver - W |
| Sargent Shriver - WIG |
| King Sihanouk - MEGA |
| Richard Simmons - SICLE |
| Neil Simon - KMS |
| Simone Simon - BOOGIE |
| Cardinal Jaime Sin - VIVE |
| Karl Slover - SLAB |
| Aleksander Solzhenitsyn - MORTY |
| Bret Somers - FISHY |
| Suzanne Somers - EMT |
| Britney Spears - EMT |
| Aaron Spelling - SICLE |
| Wendie Jo Sperber - MEGA |
| Mickey Spillane - BOOGIE |
| Jean Stapleton - WAM |
| George Steinbrenner - ERAD |
| Howard Stern - IMB |
| John Paul Stevens - ERAD |
| Larry Storch - BUZZ |
| Hank Stram - MAFIA |
| Daryl Strawberry - DFA |
| Gloria Stuart - WIG |
| Danny Sugerman - MAFIA |
| Suharto - BLOTTO |
| Gus Suhr (01/15) - BALMY |
| Pat Sullivan (footballer) - RAVE |
| Pat Summerall - FISHY |
| Yma Sumac - VIVE |
| Charles Sweeney (07/15) - GSG |
T |
|---|
| Alaa Mahood al Tammimi (Baghdad Mayor) - CUTIE |
| Elizabeth Taylor - GENT |
| Koko Taylor - GUN |
| Lawrence Taylor - BALMY |
| Studs Terkel - WIG |
| Margaret Thatcher - BURP |
| Helen Thomas - YKEWCE |
| Hunter S. Thompson - E |
| Leon “Whitey” Thompson (author) - LUX |
| Frank Thornton - SUB-HUB |
| Jeremy Thorpe - BLOTTO |
| Brig. Gen. Paul Tibbets - DARK |
| Y.A. Tittle - WAM |
| Rip Torn - CUTIE |
| Cecil Travis - SUB-HUB |
| Vern Troyer - EMT |
| Donald Trump - CUTIE |
| Tina Turner - BALMY |
U |
|---|
| Howard Unruh - EVIS |
| John Updike - PALL |
| Peter Ustinov (3/28) - TEMP |
| Jorn Utzon - HANES |
V |
|---|
| James Van Allen - BOOGIE |
| Abigail Van Buren ("Dear Abby") - BUZZ |
| Jean Claude Van Damme - EMT |
| Luther Vandross - WARD |
| Gore Vidal - KMS |
| Abe Vigoda - TEMP |
| Lee Ving - CRAB |
W |
|---|
| Porter Waggoner - BALMY |
| Helen Wagner - EVIS |
| Ralph Waite - SICLE |
| Garry Wahlberg - YKEWCE |
| Kurt Waldheim - WAM |
| Mort Walker - BALMY |
| Eli Wallach - MORTY |
| Mike Wallace - BURP |
| Barbara Walters - EMT |
| Joseph Wapner - ABRA |
| Ruth Warrick - GSG |
| Earl Weaver - BALMY |
| Scott Weiland - GENT |
| Caspar Weinberger - BOOGIE |
| Kitty Wells - GUN |
| George Wendt - ADVIL |
| Adam West - ADVIL |
| Dr. Ruth Westheimer - ABRA |
| Gen. William Westmoreland - W |
| Betty White - GENT |
| Phyllis Whitney (author) - MEGA |
| Richard Widmark - YKEWCE |
| Simon Wiesenthal - E |
| Gene Wilder - TEMP |
| Andy Williams - IMB |
| Esther Williams - BALMY |
| Montel Williams - MIA |
| Brian Wilson - PALL |
| Shelley Winters - W |
| Gusti Wolf - ZAPP |
| John Wooden - CHOC |
| Herman Wouk - BOOGIE |
| Fay Wray (08/08) - W |
| Jane Wyatt - EDIT |
| Jane Wyman - WAM |
X |
|---|
Y |
|---|
| Boris Yeltsin - WARD |
| Alan Young - EDIT |
| Mae Young - ABRA |
Z |
|---|
| Mahmoud Zahar - LETHAL |
| Abu Musab al-Zarqawi - LETHAL |
| Ayman al-Zawahari - TLAZ |
| Efrem Zimbalist Jr. - BURP |
| Zhao Ziyang - LETHAL |