2001 Master List

Alphabetical listing of all picks

The Final 2001 Standings: In the Majors, The Wishman WON the Pool with 4 hits, E-Brake had 3 points,
and Sub-All and The Single Guy each had 2 smackers.
In Minor League action, Drunk-As-A-Skunk WON with 3 big points,
and is now a MAJOR LEAGUER for 2002!
Meat-is-good, M.I.Rich? At Times and The Rookie all tied for second with 2 hits each,
and 10 players each had one groovy hit.

KEY

E = E-Brake

W = The Wishman

SG = The Single Guy

SUB = Sub-All

IMB = I.M. Balm

SKIP = Mighty Skippy

GP = Gentleman Prick

DLS = Death's Little Sister

BLD = Bloodlust

SAL = Sally Ragdoll

CAN = Cannibal Feast

NS = NightStalker

SLA = Slabmaster General

DE = Demon Eyes

RIG = Rigor Mortis Mairi

MAT = Mrs. Atti Tude

RAP = Rapidzappa

FOD = Fairy O' Death

EOS = End of Story

MAC = Mac the Knife

AB = AbraCadaver

DAAS = DrunkAsASkunk

LUX = The Luxury Woman

EDT = Editer42

ROOK = The Rookie

MIR = M.I. Rich?At Times

COR = Corpus Defunctus

CM = The Croakmeister

TLZ = Tlazolteol

GR = The Grin Reaper

MG = Meat-is-Good

BAAL = Baal

N&P = Needles & Pins

GD7 = Grave Digger 007

MALF = Malfean

BIGB = Big Brother

A

Claudio Abaddo - MIR
Forrest Ackerman - MAT
Don Adams - IMB
Mortimer J. Adler 06/28 - MG
Ben Affleck - MALF
Eddie Albert - SG
Muhammad Ali - W
June Allyson - LUX
Robert Altman - BIGB
Ed Ames - IMB
Idi Amin - DLS
Louie Anderson - SUB
Poul Anderson 07/31 - DLS
Patty Andrews - W
Rene Angelil - SUB
Le Duc Anh - MG
Yasser Arafat - RAP
Roone Arledge - MIR
James Arness - SLA
Eddy Arnold - SUB
Leon Askin - CAN
Brooke Astor - DLS
Sir Richard Attenborough - SUB
Red Auerbach - BLD

B

Lauren Bacall - SUB
Conrad Bain - MAT
Betty Ballentine - EDT
Carl Ballentine - SUB
Joseph Barbera - SUB
Bob Barker - RIG
Majel Barrett - EOS
Barbara Barrie - W
Marion Barry - LUX
Nicole Bass - E
Omar Hassan al-Bassir - MG
Abe Beame 02/20 - E
Orson Bean - SUB
Captain Beefheart - AB
Mary Haley Bell - EDT
Saul Bellow - EDT
Tony Bennett - SLA
Mildred Wirt Benson - DAAS
Ingmar Bergman - SG
Milton Berle - E
Yogi Berra - DE
Chuck Berry - AB
George Best - CM
Jason Biggs - MALF
Barbara Billingsley - SAL
Joey Bishop - DE
Robert Blake - COR
"Classy" Freddie Blassie - GP
Ernest Borgnine - DE
Norman Borlaug - TLZ
Tom Bosley - LUX
Ray Bradbury - SLA
James Brady - LUX
Marlon Brando - SG
Eileen Brennan - W
Jimmy Breslin - E
Wilford Brimley - IMB
David Brinkley - BLD
Foster Brooks - SUB
James Brown - RAP
Phil Brown - NS
Art Buchwald - SG
Delta Burke - N&P
Barbara Bush (Dubya's mom) - GD7
George H. W. Bush (Dubya's pop) - SKIP
Pat Buttram - SUB

C

Frank Cady - SUB
Sid Caesar- SUB
Harry Carey, Jr. - SUB
Kitty Carlisle - SUB
Art Carney - GP
Jim Carroll - DLS
Raye Carruth - EDT
Johnny Carson - COR
Benny Carter - CAN
Jimmy Carter - MAC
Rosalyn Carter - GP
Henri Cartier-Bresson - TLZ
Johnny Cash - W
Oleg Cassini - GR
Fidel Castro - RAP
Ray Charles - SAL
Dick Cheney - SUB
Mdm. Chiang Kai-Shek - W
Julia Child - W
Jean Chretian - RIG
Dick Clark - MAC
Arthur C. Clarke - BLD
Rosemary Clooney - E
Imogene Coca 06/02 - W
Dabney Coleman - EOS
Sean "Puffy" Combs - E
Perry Como 05/12 - RAP
Sean Connery - MAC
Alistair Cooke - E
Jackie Cooper - MAT
Francis Ford Coppola - N&P
Fred De Cordova 09/15 - GR
Irwin Corey - EDT
Bill Cosby - N&P
Emily Couric 10/18 - SG
Archibald Cox - GR
Richard Crenna - BLD
Sir Francis Crick - EDT
Walter Cronkite - SAL
Hume Cronyn - SUB
Russell Crowe - MALF
Penelope Cruz - MALF
Ice Cube - GD7
Tony Curtis - DE

D

Rodney Dangerfield - SG
Ossie Davis - BLD
Doris Day - MG
Dr. Michael DeBakey - EDT
Yvonne DeCarlo - BIGB
Olivia deHavilland - CAN
Dom Deluise - IMB
Bob Denver - COR
John Diamond 03/02 - DAAS
Little Jimmy Dickens - SUB
Phyllis Diller - MAT
Fats Domino - BAAL
Phil Donahue - N&P
James Doohan - SUB
Kirk Douglas - SG
Michael Douglas (actor) - MAC
Ellen Albertini Dow - NS
Tony Dow - MG
Morton Downey, Jr. 03/12 - SG
Robert Downey, Jr. - SG

E

Buddy Ebsen - SG
Ralph Edwards - IMB
Jack Elam - EDT
Eminem- RIG
Dale Evans 02/07 - E

F

King Fahd - DAAS
Mimi Farina 07/18 - DAAS
Barbara Feldon - LUX
Freddie Fender - LUX
Lamar Fike - LUX
Joan Finney 07/28 - MIR
Larry Flynt - N&P
Peter Fonda - NS
Joan Fontaine - BIGB
Gerald Ford - SG
Glenn Ford - MAT
Whitey Ford - CAN
John Forsythe - SLA
Michael J. Fox- GD7
Arlene Francis 05/31 - SUB
Aretha Franklin - FOD
Milton Friedman - TLZ
Annette Funicello - W
Edward Furlong - MALF

G

Zsa Zsa Gabor - RIG
Rudy Galindo - RIG
Beverly Garland - MAT
James Garner - MAC
George Gately 09/30 - MG
Barbara Bel Geddes - MAT
Estelle Getty - DLS
Althea Gibson - MAT
Frank Gifford - RIG
John Goodman - SUB
Mikhail Gorbachev - DLS
Jeff Gordon- COR
Al Gore - MALF
John Gotti - W
Micheal Gough - BIGB
Rev. Billy Graham - E
Superstar Billy Graham (wrestler) - GR
Kelsey Grammer - FOD
Dick Gregory - SG
Andy Griffith - SG
Melanie Griffith - FOD

H

Larry Hagman - SUB
Lionel Hampton - W
Hank the Angry Drunken Dwarf 09/04 - RIG
Larry Harmon (Bozo) - GP
Pat Harrington - GP
Jonathan Harris - BAAL
Richard Harris - SKIP
George Harrison 11/29 - MAC
Paul Harvey - SUB
Vaclav Havel - E
Steven Hawking - E
Bob Hayes - MIR
Sir Edward Heath - CM
Hugh Hefner - SG
Katharine Hepburn - W
Don "Mr. Wizard" Herbert - DE
Charlton Heston - BAAL
Thor Heyerdahl - ROOK
Alex Higgins - DAAS
Gordon B. Hinckley - TLZ
Al Hirschfeld - GR
Albert Hofmann - GR
John Lee Hooker 06/21 - W
Bob Hope - E
Dolores Hope - MG
Lena Horne - DE
Charles Huaghey - MIR
Kim Hunter - BIGB
Saddam Hussein - SG

I

J

Michael Jackson (singer) - CM
Mick Jagger - GD7
Steve Jobs - MALF
Arte Johnson - SG
Holly Johnson - AB
Lady Bird Johnson - SUB
Russell Johnson - W
George Jones - LUX

K

Elia Kazan - E
Bob Keeshan - IMB
Ted Kennedy - AB
Deborah Kerr - SG
Hank Ketcham 06/01 - ROOK
Jack Kevorkian - MG
Nicole Kidman - MALF
Ralph Kiner - DLS
Alan King - SKIP
B.B. King - RAP
Henry Kissinger - MALF
Eartha Kitt - SLA
Jack Klugman - SG
Evel Knievel - SG
Don Knotts - GP
Ted Koppel - COR
Harvey Korman - EOS
Larry Kramer - MIR
Kris Kristofferson - NS
Elizabeth Kubler-Ross - MG

L

Terry Labonte - EOS
Osama Bin Ladin - SG
Frankie Laine - DE
Jack LaLanne - LUX
Martin Landau - NS
Charles Lane - GR
Jessica Lang - N&P
Angela Lansbury - COR
Estee Lauder - BLD
Martin Lawrence - FOD
Cloris Leachman - EOS
Christopher Lee - NS
Peggy Lee - E
Stan Lee - AB
Janet Leigh - BIGB
Jack Lemmon 06/27 - SAL
Grandpa Al Lewis - SG
Jerry Lewis - SAL
Jerry Lee Lewis - SAL
Anne Morrow Lindbergh 02/07 - W
George Lindsey - SUB
Art Linkletter - IMB
Christopher Lloyd - GD7
Sophia Loren - FOD
Greg Louganis - SAL
George Lucas - MALF

M

Patrick Macnee - CAN
Karl Malden - SG
Nelson Mandela - MAC
Mike Mansfield 10/05 - W
Charles Manson - MAC
Marilyn Manson - EOS
Diego Maradona - RAP
Marcel Marceau - CAN
George Martin - NS
Eugene McCarthy - W
Kevin McDonald - N&P
Patrick McGoohan - BIGB
Shane McGowan - AB
Ed McMahon - COR
Jane Meadows - E
Larry Bud Melman - LUX
Arthur Miller - BLD
Mitch Miller - W
Spike Milligan - CM
Liza Minelli - GP
Joe Moakley 05/28 - ROOK
Vladimiro Montesinos - BAAL
Dudley Moore - E
Mary Tyler Moore - RIG
Sir Patrick Moore - CM
Roger Moore - MAC
Harry Morgan - SG
Hosni Mubarak - BAAL
Stan Musial - SKIP
Carl Mydans - MIR

N

Jim Nabors - MAC
Joe Namath - RIG
Leslie Nielsen - GD7
Willie Nelson - EOS
Al Neuharth - TLZ
Eric Newby - DAAS
Bob Newhart - SAL
Paul Newman - EOS
Julie Newmar - NS
Wayne Newton - EOS
Leonard Nimoy - NS

O

Donald O'Connor - IMB
George O'Dowd (Boy George) - FOD
Leo Ornstein - E
Alan Osmond - ROOK
Peter O'Toole - NS

P

Jack Paar - E
Rev. Ian Paisley - CM
Maurice Papon - MIR
Rosa Parks - W
Oscar Patterson - W
Les Paul - SLA
Johnny Paycheck - ROOK
Gregory Peck - SAL
Frank Perdue - DE
Matthew Perry - ROOK
Regis Philbin - COR
John Pierce - TLZ
John Pinette - GP
Augusto Pinochet - E
Carlo Ponti - W
Pope John Paul II - SG
Tom Poston - SUB
Charley Pride - N&P
Princess Margaret - MIR
David Prowse - ROOK
Chef Paul Prudhomme - W
Richard Pryor - W

Q

Queen Beatrix - TLZ
Queen Elizabeth II - SKIP
Queen Mother - SG
Anthony Quinn 06/03 - GP

R

Meinhart Rabbe - EDT
Prince Rainier - SG
Tony Randall - SKIP
Dan Rather - N&P
Thurl Ravencroft - DE
Maureen Reagan 08/08 - AB
Nancy Reagan - N&P
Ronald Reagan - E
Christopher Reeve - CM
William Rehnquist - TLZ
Carl Reiner - SAL
Debbie Reynolds - FOD
Keith Richards - BAAL
Leni Riefenstahl - W
Phil Rizzuto - SUB
Jake "The Snake" Roberts - SG
Oral Roberts - IMB
Dennis Rodman - FOD
Fred Rogers - MG
Mickey Rooney - SUB
Annie Ross - BIGB
Salman Rushdie - SKIP
Jane Russell - GP

S

Morley Safer - FOD
J.D. Salinger - BAAL
Sister Lucy dos Santos (Fatima) - CAN
Jimmy Saville - CM
Maximilian Schell - ROOK
Arthur Schlesinger, Jr. - E
Wally Schirra - BAAL
Max Schmeling - GR
Michael Schumacher - RAP
Sherwood Schwartz - BLD
Arnold Schwarzenegger - RAP
Pete Seeger - SLA
Ravi Shankar- SLA
William Shatner - RAP
Artie Shaw - W
Lord Shawcross - DAAS
Eunice Kennedy Shriver - E
King Sihanouk - DAAS
Sam Snead - SLA
Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn - TLZ
Ann Sothern 03/15 - E
Aaron Spelling - RIG
Mickey Spillane - SLA
Willie Stargell 04/09 - MIR
Harold Stassen 03/04 - IMB
John Paul Stevens - TLZ
Martha Stewart - E
Sly Stone - AB
W. Clement Stone - GR
Larry Storch - CAN
Daryl Strawberry - SG
Barbra Streisand - GD7
Gloria Stuart - E
Suharto - CAN
Donald Sutherland - CM

T

Mr. T - E
Dub Taylor - SUB
Elizabeth Taylor - SKIP
Lawrence Taylor - SKIP
Edward Teller - W
Shirley Temple - GD7
Studs Terkel - GR
Margaret Thatcher - DE
Hunter S. Thompson - SKIP
Dave Thomas (of Wendy's) - COR
Strom Thurmond - E
Boris Trajkovski - BAAL
Ike Turner - AB
Ted Turner - BAAL
Tina Turner - GD7

U

Johnny Unitas - GD7
Peter Ustinov - DLS

V

Dame Nanette de Valois 03/08 - DAAS
Dick Van Dyke - COR
Gore Vidal - AB
Abe Vigoda - E
Jan-Michael Vincent - ROOK
Max Von Sydow - BIGB

W

Ralph Waite - SUB
Dennis Weaver - MAT
Scott Weiland - BLD
Kitty Wells - W
Eudora Welty 07/23 - EDT
Adam West - FOD
William Westmoreland - W
Simon Wiesenthal - BLD
Billy Wilder - E
Gene Wilder - SG
Ted Williams - E
Johnathan Wilson - DAAS
Robert Anton Wilson - DLS
Johnny Winter - RAP
Shelley Winters - BIGB
Norman Wisdom - CM
John Wooden - CAN
Joanne Woodward - EOS
Sheb Wooley - ROOK
Fay Wray - W
Jane Wyman - MAT

Y

Boris Yeltsin - SG
Alan Young - SUB

Z

Don Zimmer - DLS

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