There are currently 5 Major League Members of the 2024 Ghoul Pool:

Ah, E-Brake. She began her career as a member of the Minors in 1997 and was called up to the Ghoul Pool Major Leagues in 1999. We decided to promote her to the Majors in honor of her astute picks and . . . oh hell, we just liked her attitude and sense of humor. Anyway, how does she repay us? She goes on to become the 1999, 2000, 2002 and 2004 Champ. Add 2007 and 2009 to that list too. How's that for gratitude?? She's been our webmistress since 1999, keeping the pool free of leaves and algae, and is very pleased to be your Hostess with the Mostest.

And hey look, it's founding member Mr. 50s! He brings to us his wit, wisdom and three Ghoul Pool Championships under his belt: 1996, 1998, and after a 22 year slow burn, he turned in a landslide performance by winning the 2020 game by 7 million votes...AND the 2021 game by a scant single hit over his lovely wife, The Luxury Woman. Formerly known as "M vs. M", he later became "The Single Guy", then he finally walked the aisle and rejoined the married ranks as the humble but loveable "Mr. 50s". And keeping it all in the family is....

The Luxury Woman, the better half of "Mr. 50s". She's a self-described "aging Gen-Xer coming to grips with mortality", and she's keeping a grip on those great deadpool picks too! She enjoys movies, reading books, dancing the rhumba naked in the moonlight, music, and underwater basket-weaving. She ruthlessly dominated the Majors in 2017 and came in second by just a single smacker in 2021 - but blew the pack away in 2022 AND 2023 with 7 amazing smackers each year. Excelsior!

Then there's 2011, 2012 AND 2013 Majors Champ, 2010 Minors Champ and venerated veteran invertebrate player MJ, now a perma-Major and fantastic Assistant Poolkeeper.

The 2023 Minors Champ was....(drumroll please)...Time's Up!, who joins us in the Majors for the 2024 season. Welcome!

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The Luxury Woman


Avg age of Hits: 99.00

MJ


Avg age of Hits: 94.00

E-Brake


Mr. 50s


Avg age of Hits: 74.00

Time's Up


Avg age of Hits: 88.25

Jimmy Carter
(Ex-President)

Michael Tilson Thomas
(Conductor)

Bam Margera
(Jackass Trainwreck)

Clint Hill
(Author, JFK Secret Service)

Ray Anthony
(Bandleader)

Alan Greenspan
(Economist)

Andy Taylor
(Duran Duran Guitarist)

Dennis Hastert
(Vile Pedo)

Tom Brokaw
(Broadcaster)

Larry Merchant
(Sportswriter)

Bill Hayes
(Singer, Actor) (01/12)

Shannen Doherty
(Trainwreck Actress)

Bill Cosby
(Vile Rapist)

Ruth Buzzi
(Comic Icon)

Caren Marsh Doll
(Actress)

Willie Nelson
(Country Music Icon)

Dick Vitale
(Sports Personality)

Mitch McConnell
(Vile Politico)

Michael Flatley
(Lord of the Dance)

Linda Nolan
(Singer)

Celine Dion
(Singer and Canadian icon)

Bob Newhart
(Comedy Legend)

Ghislaine Maxwell
(Vile Abuser)

Mel Brooks
(Comedy Legend)

Joyce Randolph
(Actress) (01/13)

Marion Ross
(Actress)

Peter Angelos
(Baseball Owner) (03/23)

Jared Fogle
(Vile Pedo)

Edie McClurg
(Actress)

William Daniels
(Actor)

Glynis Johns
(Actress) (01/04)

Teri Garr
(Actress)

Gary Glitter
(Vile Abuser)

M. Emmet Walsh
(Actor) (03/19)

Lou Carnesecca
(College Basketball Coach)

Janis Paige
(Actress)

Val Kilmer
(Actor)

Jefferson Beauregarde Sessions
(Racist Ex-AG)

Joe Doering
(Wrassler)

Abdullah the Butcher
(Wrassler)

Jamie Farr
(Actor)

Sonny Rollins
(Jazzman)

Karl Rove
(Vile War Criminal)

Steve Mongo McMichael
(Wrassler)

Harold Bray
(USS Indianapolis)

Gene Shalit
(Walking Mustache, Movie Reviewer)

Donald Trump
(Scumbag Ex-Prez, Conman)

Harvey Weinstein
(Vile Rapist)

Lee Grant
(Actress)

Iris Apfel
(Fashion Icon) (03/01)

Eva Marie Saint
(Actress)

Artie Lange
(Trainwreck Comedian)

Jack Hanna
(Vile Big Cat Abuser)

June Lockhart
(Actress)

Rachel Robinson
(Civil Rights Activist)

Liza Minelli
(Singer)

Akihito
(Ex-Japan Emperor)

Andrew Tate
(Vile Human Trafficker)

Toby Keith
(Country Music Icon) (02/05)

Virginia Halas McCaskey
(NFL Owner)

Randy Travis
(Country Singer)

Ayatollah Ali Khamenei
(Supreme Leader of Iran)

Steve Bannon
(Vile Strategist)

Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
(Basketball Legend)

Jim Otto
(Football player)

Kris Kristofferson
(Musical Genius)

Joanne Woodward
(Actress)

Jair Bolsonaro
(Vile Ex-Prez Of Brazil)

Sam Neill
(Actor)

Steve Gleason
(NFL)

Dick Van Dyke
(Iconic Actor)

James Earl Jones
(Iconic Actor)

Jeffrey Jones
(Vile Abuser)

Peter Marshall
(Gameshow Host)

Sister Jean Schmidt
(Basketball Booster)

Bruce Willis
(Actor)

Michael York
(Actor)

Ethel Kennedy
(Kennedy)

Peggy Webber
(Actress)

Lou Conter
(USS Arizona) (04/01)

Rebecca Schull
(Actress)

Jake The Snake Roberts
(Wrassler)

Dick Cheney
(Vile War Criminal)

Dawn Lyn
(Actress)

Irmgard Furchner
(Nazi)

Marla Gibbs
(Actress)

Jeanette Lee
(Pool Player Icon)

Rupert Murdoch
(Hatemonger)

Phil Collins
(Singer)

Lee Roy Jordan
(NFL)

David Attenborough
(Natural Historian)

Roberta Flack
(Singer)

Kim Jong-Un
(Fearless Leader)

Annabelle Gurwitch
(Author)

Jonnie Irwin
(British Presenter) (02/02)

Gene Hackman
(Actor)

Alberto Fujimori
(Peruvian Dictator)

Vera Miles
(Actress)

Virgil
(Wrassler) (02/28)

Carol Davis
(NFL Owner)

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