There are currently 3 Major League Members of the 2025 Ghoul Pool:

Ah, E-Brake. She began her career as a member of the Minors in 1997 and was called up to the Ghoul Pool Major Leagues in 1999. We decided to promote her to the Majors in honor of her astute picks and . . . oh hell, we just liked her attitude and sense of humor. Anyway, how does she repay us? She goes on to become the 1999, 2000, 2002 and 2004 Champ. Add 2007 and 2009 to that list too. How's that for gratitude?? She's been our webmistress since 1999, keeping the pool free of leaves and algae, and is very pleased to be your Hostess with the Mostest.

Then there's 2011, 2012, 2013 and 2024 Majors Champ, 2010 Minors Champ and venerated veteran invertebrate player MJ, now a perma-Major and fantastic Assistant Poolkeeper. Thanks man!

The 2024 Minors Champ was....(drumroll please)...GoSeeGod, who joins us in the Majors for the 2025 season. Welcome!

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MJ


Avg age of Hits: 65.00

E-Brake


Avg age of Hits: 86.00

Go See God


Noam Chomsky
(Linguist/Political Columnist)

Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
(Basketball Legend)

Randy Moss
(NFL)

Ryne Sandberg
(MLB HOF)

Tom Brokaw
(Broadcaster)

King Charles
(King of UK)

Steve Mongo McMichael
(Wrassler)

Michael Tilson Thomas
(Conductor)

Jack Nicholson
(Actor)

Andy Taylor
(Duran Duran Guitarist)

Phil Collins
(Singer)

Patricia Routledge
(Actress, Hyacinth Boo-KAY)

Michael York
(Actor)

Bill Cosby
(Vile Rapist)

Harrison Ruffin Tyler
(Presidential Scion)

Dick Vitale
(Sports Personality)

Dick Van Dyke
(Iconic Actor)

Joanne Woodward
(Actress)

Val Kilmer
(Actor)

Artie Lange
(Trainwreck Comedian)

June Lockhart
(Actress)

Jim Irsay
(NFL Owner)

Vera Miles
(Actress)

Willie Nelson
(Country Music Icon)

Don King
(Boxing Promoter)

Bruce Willis
(Actor)

Lee Grant
(Actress)

Joan Collins
(Actress)

Peter Yarrow
(Music Icon) (01/07)

Donovan Leitch
(Singer)

Jeanette Lee
(Pool Player Icon)

Jerry Jones
(Scumbag NFL Owner)

Wayne Newton
(Singer)

Harvey Weinstein
(Vile Rapist)

Sonny Rollins
(Jazzman)

Petula Clark
(Singer)

Akihito
(Ex-Japan Emperor)

James Van Der Beek
(Actor)

Bob Cousy
(NBA)

Ayatollah Ali Khamenei
(Supreme Leader of Iran)

Bobby Brown
(Trainwreck Singer)

Chuck Grassley
(Old-ass Senator)

Empress Michiko
(Ex-Japan Empress)

Ozzy Osbourne
(Singer/Prince of Darkness)

Marlo Thomas
(Actress)

Dennis Hastert
(Vile Pedo)

Roberta Flack
(Singer)

Dick Cheney
(Vile War Criminal)

Jake The Snake Roberts
(Wrassler)

Ghislaine Maxwell
(Vile Abuser)

Robert Wagner
(Actor, Murder Suspect)

Jack Hanna
(Vile Big Cat Abuser)

Jared Fogle
(Vile Pedo)

Yoko Ono
(Alleged Singer)

Sam Neill
(Actor)

Gary Glitter
(Vile Abuser)

Jane Fonda
(Actress)

Linda Nolan
(Singer) (01/15)

Jim Lovell
(Astronaut)

Pope Francis
(Da Pope)

Phil Robertson
(Duck Dynasty Actor)

Elliot Gould
(Actor)

Donald Fagen
(Musician)

Gerry Turner
(Golden Bachelor)

Hal Linden
(Actor)

Robert Duvall
(Actor)

Nancy Pelosi
(Politico)

Max Gail
(Actor)

Buzz Aldrin
(Astronaut)

Prunella Scales
(Actress)

Kim Novak
(Actress)

William Daniels
(Actor)

Britney Spears
(Trainwreck Singer)

Calvin Klein
(Fashion Designer)

Ringo Starr
(Beatle)

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