Ah, E-Brake. She began her career as a member of the Minors in 1997 and was called up to the Ghoul Pool Major Leagues in 1999. We decided to promote her to the Majors in honor of her astute picks and . . . oh hell, we just liked her attitude and sense of humor. Anyway, how does she repay us? She goes on to become the 1999, 2000, 2002 and 2004 Champ. Add 2007 and 2009 to that list too. How's that for gratitude?? She's been our webmistress since 1999, keeping the pool free of leaves and algae, and is very pleased to be your Hostess with the Mostest.
And hey look, it's founding member Mr. 50s! He brings to us his wit, wisdom and three Ghoul Pool Championships under his belt: 1996, 1998, and after a 22 year slow burn, he turned in a landslide performance by winning the 2020 game by 7 million votes...AND the 2021 game by a scant single hit over his lovely wife, The Luxury Woman. Formerly known as "M vs. M", he later became "The Single Guy", then he finally walked the aisle and rejoined the married ranks as the humble but loveable "Mr. 50s". And keeping it all in the family is....
The Luxury Woman, the better half of "Mr. 50s". She's a self-described "aging Gen-Xer coming to grips with mortality", and she's keeping a grip on those great deadpool picks too! She enjoys movies, reading books, dancing the rhumba naked in the moonlight, music, and underwater basket-weaving. She ruthlessly dominated the Majors in 2017 and came in second by just a single smacker in 2021 - but blew the pack away in 2022 AND 2023 with 7 amazing smackers each year. Excelsior!
Then there's 2011, 2012 AND 2013 Majors Champ, 2010 Minors Champ and venerated veteran invertebrate player MJ, now a perma-Major and fantastic Assistant Poolkeeper.
The 2023 Minors Champ was....(drumroll please)...Time's Up!, who joins us in the Majors for the 2024 season. Welcome!
The Luxury Woman Avg age of Hits: 99.00 | MJAvg age of Hits: 84.00 | E-Brake | Mr. 50sAvg age of Hits: 80.00 | Time's UpAvg age of Hits: 87.80 |
(Ex-President) |
(Conductor) |
(Jackass Trainwreck) |
(Author, JFK Secret Service) |
(Bandleader) |
(Economist) |
(Duran Duran Guitarist) |
(Vile Pedo) |
(Broadcaster) |
(Sportswriter) |
Bill Hayes (Singer, Actor) (01/12) |
Shannen Doherty (Trainwreck Actress) (07/13) |
(Vile Rapist) |
(Comic Icon) |
(Actress) |
(Country Music Icon) |
(Sports Personality) |
(Vile Politico) |
(Lord of the Dance) |
(Singer) |
(Singer and Canadian icon) |
Bob Newhart (Comedy Legend) (07/18) |
(Vile Abuser) |
(Comedy Legend) |
Joyce Randolph (Actress) (01/13) |
(Actress) |
Peter Angelos (Baseball Owner) (03/23) |
(Vile Pedo) |
(Actress) |
(Actor) |
Glynis Johns (Actress) (01/04) |
(Actress) |
(Vile Abuser) |
M. Emmet Walsh (Actor) (03/19) |
(College Basketball Coach) |
Janis Paige (Actress) (06/02) - OBITUARY PENDING |
(Actor) |
(Racist Ex-AG) |
(Wrassler) |
(Wrassler) |
(Actor) |
(Jazzman) |
(Vile War Criminal) |
(Wrassler) |
(USS Indianapolis) |
(Walking Mustache, Movie Reviewer) |
(Scumbag Ex-Prez, Conman) |
(Vile Rapist) |
(Actress) |
Iris Apfel (Fashion Icon) (03/01) |
(Actress) |
(Trainwreck Comedian) |
(Vile Big Cat Abuser) |
(Actress) |
(Civil Rights Activist) |
(Singer) |
(Ex-Japan Emperor) |
(Vile Human Trafficker) |
Toby Keith (Country Music Icon) (02/05) |
(NFL Owner) |
(Country Singer) |
(Supreme Leader of Iran) |
(Vile Strategist) |
(Basketball Legend) |
Jim Otto (Football player) (05/19) |
(Musical Genius) |
(Actress) |
(Vile Ex-Prez Of Brazil) |
(Actor) |
(NFL) |
(Iconic Actor) |
James Earl Jones (Iconic Actor) (09/09) |
(Vile Abuser) |
Peter Marshall (Gameshow Host) (08/15) |
(Basketball Booster) |
(Actor) |
(Actor) |
(Kennedy) |
(Actress) |
Lou Conter (USS Arizona) (04/01) |
(Actress) |
(Wrassler) |
(Vile War Criminal) |
(Actress) |
(Nazi) |
(Actress) |
(Pool Player Icon) |
(Hatemonger) |
(Singer) |
(NFL) |
(Natural Historian) |
(Singer) |
(Fearless Leader) |
(Author) |
Jonnie Irwin (British Presenter) (02/02) |
(Actor) |
Alberto Fujimori (Peruvian Dictator) (09/11) |
(Actress) |
Virgil (Wrassler) (02/28) |
(NFL Owner) |