There are currently 3 Major League Members of the 2025 Ghoul Pool:

Ah, E-Brake. She began her career as a member of the Minors in 1997 and was called up to the Ghoul Pool Major Leagues in 1999. We decided to promote her to the Majors in honor of her astute picks and . . . oh hell, we just liked her attitude and sense of humor. Anyway, how does she repay us? She goes on to become the 1999, 2000, 2002 and 2004 Champ. Add 2007 and 2009 to that list too. She's been our webmistress since 1999, keeping the pool free of leaves and algae, and is very pleased to be your Hostess with the Mostest.

Then there's 2011, 2012, 2013, 2024 and 2025 Majors Champ, 2010 Minors Champ and venerated veteran invertebrate player MJ, a perma-Major and fantastic Assistant Poolkeeper. Thanks man!

And new Parma-Major and 2024 Minors Champ, longlonglongtime player GOSEEGOD. Great to have him join us!

The 2025 Minors Champ was....(drumroll please)...Captain Hemlock, who joins us in the Majors for the 2026 season. Welcome!

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MJ


Avg age of Hits: 74.00

E-Brake


Go See God


Avg age of Hits: 95.00

Captain Hemlock


Avg age of Hits: 61.67

Lou Holtz
(NCAA Coach) (03/04)

Ben Sasse
(Ex-Senator)

Joanne Woodward
(Actress)

Jesse Jackson
(Reverend) (02/17)

Jason Collins
(NBA)

Quinton Aaron
(Actor)

Dave Coulier
(Actor)

Marv Levy
(NFL Coach)

Brad Arnold
(Singer) (02/07)

Rupert Murdoch
(Hate Monger)

Yoko Ono
(Alleged Singer)

Michael Bolton
(Singer)

Joe Biden
(Ex-Prez)

Ghislaine Maxwell
(Evil Person)

Randy Moss
(Ex-NFL)

Eric Dane
(Actor) (02/19)

Victoria Jackson
(Comedian)

Mitch McConnell
(Hate Monger)

Mel Brooks
(Comedy Icon)

James Van Der Beek
(Actor) (02/11)

Noam Chomsky
(Linguist/Political Columnist)

Gary Glitter
(Pedo)

John Astin
(Actor)

Frankie Valli
(Crooner)

Don King
(Boxing Promoter)

Dennis Hastert
(Pedo)

Imelda Marcos
(Shoe Collector)

Gene Shalit
(Critic)

Michael Tilson Thomas
(Conductor)

Bill Cosby
(Vile Rapist)

Jack Nicklaus
(Golf Icon)

Buzz Aldrin
(Astronaut)

Andy Taylor
(Singer)

Barry Manilow
(Singer)

Robert Duvall
(Actor) (02/15)

Edie McClurg
(Actress)

Ali Khamenei
(Iran Cleric) (02/28)

Harvey Weinstein
(Vile Rapist)

Shirley MacLaine
(Actress)

Bob Cousy
(Ex-NBA)

Peter Max
(Poster Artist)

King Charles
(King)

James Hong
(Actor)

Liza Minelli
(Singer/Actress)

Sam Neill
(Actor)

Bruce Willis
(Actor)

Petula Clark
(Singer)

Doc Severinson
(Conductor)

Michael York
(Actor)

Warren Beatty
(Actor)

Dominic Chianese
(Actor)

Christina Applegate
(Actress)

Dick Vitale
(Sports Personality)

Jack Hanna
(Vile Big Cat Abuser)

Eva Marie Saint
(Actress)

Alan Greenspan
(Economist)

Joan Collins
(Actress)

Phil Collins
(Musician)

Tina Louise
(Actress)

Shirley Jones
(Actress)

Jeanette Lee
(Pool Player Icon)

Jared Fogle
(Vile Pedo)

Jane Fonda
(Actress)

William The Refrigerator Perry
(Ex-NFL)

Bill Clinton
(Ex-Prez)

Larry Nassar
(Vile Abuser)

Willy Nelson
(Country Music Icon)

Linda Rondstadt
(Singer)

Akihito
(Ex-Japan Emperor)

Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
(Basketball Legend)

Joy Behar
(Talkshow Host)

Clint Eastwood
(Actor)

Teddi Melloncamp
(Reality TV Actress)

Robert Wagner
(Actor, Murder Suspect)

Tedy Bruschi
(Ex-NFL)

Tom Brokaw
(Broadcaster)

Britney Spears
(Trainwreck Singer)

Ron Jeremy
(Vile Porn Star)

Ted Turner
(Media Mogul)

Sonny Rollins
(Jazzman)

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