Ah, E-Brake. She began her career as a member of the Minors in 1997 and was called up to the Ghoul Pool Major Leagues in 1999. We decided to promote her to the Majors in honor of her astute picks and . . . oh hell, we just liked her attitude and sense of humor. Anyway, how does she repay us? She goes on to become the 1999, 2000, 2002 and 2004 Champ. Add 2007 and 2009 to that list too. How's that for gratitude?? She's been our webmistress since 1999, keeping the pool free of leaves and algae, and is very pleased to be your Hostess with the Mostest.
And hey look, it's founding member Mr. 50s! He brings to us his wit, wisdom and three Ghoul Pool Championships under his belt: 1996, 1998, and after a 22 year slow burn, he turned in a landslide performance by winning the 2020 game by 7 million votes...AND the 2021 game by a scant single hit over his lovely wife, The Luxury Woman. Formerly known as "M vs. M", he later became "The Single Guy", then he finally walked the aisle and rejoined the married ranks as the humble but loveable "Mr. 50s". And keeping it all in the family is....
The Luxury Woman, the better half of "Mr. 50s". She's a self-described "aging Gen-Xer coming to grips with mortality", and she's keeping a grip on those great deadpool picks too! She enjoys movies, reading books, dancing the rhumba naked in the moonlight, music, and underwater basket-weaving. She ruthlessly dominated the Majors in 2017 and came in second by just a single smacker in 2021 - but blew the pack away in 2022 with 7 amazing smackers for victory!
Then there's 2011, 2012 AND 2013 Majors Champ, 2010 Minors Champ and venerated veteran invertebrate player MJ, now a perma-Major and fantastic Assistant Poolkeeper.
The 2022 Minors Champ was....(drumroll please)...Fotojrn!, a longtime player who joins us again in the Majors for the 2023 season. Welcome back!
The Luxury Woman Avg age of Hits: 96.71 | MJAvg age of Hits: 89.60 | Mr. 50sAvg age of Hits: 93.33 | E-BrakeAvg age of Hits: 83.50 | FotojrnAvg age of Hits: 97.00 |
Bob Barker (Gameshow Host) (08/26) |
(Ex-President) |
(Comic Icon) |
Carolyn Bryant (Vile Accuser of Emmett Till) (04/25) |
(Vile War Criminal) |
Tony Bennett (Iconic Singer) (07/21) |
(Duran Duran Guitarist) |
(Author) |
(Pogue) |
(Kennedy) |
(Iconic Actor) |
(Trainwreck Actress) |
Al Jaffee (Mad Magazine Artist) (04/10) |
(Vile Human Trafficker) |
(Fashion Icon) |
(Vile War Criminal) |
(Sports Personality) |
Stella Stevens (Actress) (02/17) |
Pervez Musharraf (Vile Ex-Prez of Pakistan) (02/05) |
(British Presenter) |
(Economist) |
(Ex-Supreme) |
(Pool Player Icon) |
(Vile Rapist) |
(Conductor) |
(Comedy Legend) |
Ted Kaczynski (Unabomber) (06/10) |
(Wrassler) |
(Vile Rapist) |
(Music Icon) |
Rosalynn Carter (Ex-First Lady) (11/19) |
(Comedy Legend) |
(Actor) |
(Vile Pedo) |
(Nation of Islam Leader/Bigot) |
(Actress) |
(Baseball Owner) |
Burt Bacharach (Iconic Songwriter) (02/08) |
(Vile Big Cat Abuser) |
(Musician) |
(Actress) |
(Actress) |
(Actress) |
(Gameshow Announcer) |
(Actress) |
(Actress) |
Pat Robertson (Vile Televangelist) (06/08) |
(Iconic Actor) |
(Comedian) |
(Comedy Legend) |
Newton Minow (Ex-Chairman FCC) (05/06) |
(Singer) |
(Actress) |
(Ex-Japan Emperor) |
Ted Lerner (MLB Owner) (02/12) |
(Country Music Icon) |
(Country Music Icon) |
(Natural Historian) |
(Evil Politico) |
(Baseball Icon) |
Carole Cook (Actress) (01/11) |
Tina Turner (Iconic Singer) (05/24) |
(TV Weatherman) |
(Vile War Criminal) |
(Violinist) |
(Singer) |
(Actor) |
(Author, JFK Secret Service) |
(Vile Strategist) |
(Astronaut) |
(Singer, Actor) |
(Actress) |
(Actor) |
(Vile Abuser) |
(HOF NFL) |
Phyllis Coates (Actress) (10/11) |
Harry Belafonte (Singer) (04/25) |
(Gameshow Host) |
(Gameshow Host) |
(Ex-Prez of Cuba) |
(Vile Abuser) |
(Jazzman) |
(Actress) |
(Vile NFL Owner) |
(Singer) |
(Actress) |
(Artist) |
(Museum Founder) |
(Vile Ex-Prez Of Brazil) |
(Figure Skater) |
(Actress) |
(Wrassler) |
(Wrassler) |
(Walking Mustache, Movie Reviewer) |
(Musician) |
Gina Lollobrigida (Actress) (01/16) |
Harry Whittington (Cheney Target Practice) (02/04) |
(Wrassler) |
(Vile Abuser) |
(Actress) |