Ah, E-Brake. She began her career as a member of the Minors in 1997 and was called up to the Ghoul Pool Major Leagues in 1999. We decided to promote her to the Majors in honor of her astute picks and . . . oh hell, we just liked her attitude and sense of humor. Anyway, how does she repay us? She goes on to become the 1999, 2000, 2002 and 2004 Champ. Add 2007 and 2009 to that list too. She's been our webmistress since 1999, keeping the pool free of leaves and algae, and is very pleased to be your Hostess with the Mostest.
Then there's 2011, 2012, 2013, 2024 and 2025 Majors Champ, 2010 Minors Champ and venerated veteran invertebrate player MJ, a perma-Major and fantastic Assistant Poolkeeper. Thanks man!
And new Parma-Major and 2024 Minors Champ, longlonglongtime player GOSEEGOD. Great to have him join us!
The 2025 Minors Champ was....(drumroll please)...Captain Hemlock, who joins us in the Majors for the 2026 season. Welcome!

MJ![]() ![]() ![]() Avg age of Hits: 74.00 | E-Brake | Go See God![]() Avg age of Hits: 95.00 | Captain Hemlock![]() ![]() ![]() Avg age of Hits: 61.67 |
Lou Holtz (NCAA Coach) (03/04) |
(Ex-Senator) |
(Actress) |
Jesse Jackson (Reverend) (02/17) |
(NBA) |
(Actor) |
(Actor) |
(NFL Coach) |
Brad Arnold (Singer) (02/07) |
(Hate Monger) |
(Alleged Singer) |
(Singer) |
(Ex-Prez) |
(Evil Person) |
(Ex-NFL) |
Eric Dane (Actor) (02/19) |
(Comedian) |
(Hate Monger) |
(Comedy Icon) |
James Van Der Beek (Actor) (02/11) |
(Linguist/Political Columnist) |
(Pedo) |
(Actor) |
(Crooner) |
(Boxing Promoter) |
(Pedo) |
(Shoe Collector) |
(Critic) |
(Conductor) |
(Vile Rapist) |
(Golf Icon) |
(Astronaut) |
(Singer) |
(Singer) |
Robert Duvall (Actor) (02/15) |
(Actress) |
Ali Khamenei (Iran Cleric) (02/28) |
(Vile Rapist) |
(Actress) |
(Ex-NBA) |
(Poster Artist) |
(King) |
(Actor) |
(Singer/Actress) |
(Actor) |
(Actor) |
(Singer) |
(Conductor) |
(Actor) |
(Actor) |
(Actor) |
(Actress) |
(Sports Personality) |
(Vile Big Cat Abuser) |
(Actress) |
(Economist) |
(Actress) |
(Musician) |
(Actress) |
(Actress) |
(Pool Player Icon) |
(Vile Pedo) |
(Actress) |
(Ex-NFL) |
(Ex-Prez) |
(Vile Abuser) |
(Country Music Icon) |
(Singer) |
(Ex-Japan Emperor) |
(Basketball Legend) |
(Talkshow Host) |
(Actor) |
(Reality TV Actress) |
(Actor, Murder Suspect) |
(Ex-NFL) |
(Broadcaster) |
(Trainwreck Singer) |
(Vile Porn Star) |
(Media Mogul) |
(Jazzman) |