Ah, E-Brake. She began her career as a member of the Minors in 1997 and was called up to the Ghoul Pool Major Leagues in 1999. We decided to promote her to the Majors in honor of her astute picks and . . . oh hell, we just liked her attitude and sense of humor. Anyway, how does she repay us? She goes on to become the 1999, 2000, 2002 and 2004 Champ. Add 2007 and 2009 to that list too. How's that for gratitude?? She's been our webmistress since 1999, keeping the pool free of leaves and algae, and is very pleased to be your Hostess with the Mostest.
Then there's 2011, 2012, 2013 and 2024 Majors Champ, 2010 Minors Champ and venerated veteran invertebrate player MJ, now a perma-Major and fantastic Assistant Poolkeeper. Thanks man!
The 2024 Minors Champ was....(drumroll please)...GoSeeGod, who joins us in the Majors for the 2025 season. Welcome!
MJ![]() Avg age of Hits: 65.00 | E-Brake![]() Avg age of Hits: 86.00 | Go See God |
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