There are currently 5 Major League Members of the 2024 Ghoul Pool:

Ah, E-Brake. She began her career as a member of the Minors in 1997 and was called up to the Ghoul Pool Major Leagues in 1999. We decided to promote her to the Majors in honor of her astute picks and . . . oh hell, we just liked her attitude and sense of humor. Anyway, how does she repay us? She goes on to become the 1999, 2000, 2002 and 2004 Champ. Add 2007 and 2009 to that list too. How's that for gratitude?? She's been our webmistress since 1999, keeping the pool free of leaves and algae, and is very pleased to be your Hostess with the Mostest.

And hey look, it's founding member Mr. 50s! He brings to us his wit, wisdom and three Ghoul Pool Championships under his belt: 1996, 1998, and after a 22 year slow burn, he turned in a landslide performance by winning the 2020 game by 7 million votes...AND the 2021 game by a scant single hit over his lovely wife, The Luxury Woman. Formerly known as "M vs. M", he later became "The Single Guy", then he finally walked the aisle and rejoined the married ranks as the humble but loveable "Mr. 50s". And keeping it all in the family is....

The Luxury Woman, the better half of "Mr. 50s". She's a self-described "aging Gen-Xer coming to grips with mortality", and she's keeping a grip on those great deadpool picks too! She enjoys movies, reading books, dancing the rhumba naked in the moonlight, music, and underwater basket-weaving. She ruthlessly dominated the Majors in 2017 and came in second by just a single smacker in 2021 - but blew the pack away in 2022 AND 2023 with 7 amazing smackers each year. Excelsior!

Then there's 2011, 2012 AND 2013 Majors Champ, 2010 Minors Champ and venerated veteran invertebrate player MJ, now a perma-Major and fantastic Assistant Poolkeeper.

The 2023 Minors Champ was....(drumroll please)...Time's Up!, who joins us in the Majors for the 2024 season. Welcome!

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The Luxury Woman

Avg age of Hits: 99.00


Avg age of Hits: 94.00


Mr. 50s

Avg age of Hits: 74.00

Time's Up

Avg age of Hits: 88.25

Jimmy Carter

Michael Tilson Thomas

Bam Margera
(Jackass Trainwreck)

Clint Hill
(Author, JFK Secret Service)

Ray Anthony

Alan Greenspan

Andy Taylor
(Duran Duran Guitarist)

Dennis Hastert
(Vile Pedo)

Tom Brokaw

Larry Merchant

Bill Hayes
(Singer, Actor) (01/12)

Shannen Doherty
(Trainwreck Actress)

Bill Cosby
(Vile Rapist)

Ruth Buzzi
(Comic Icon)

Caren Marsh Doll

Willie Nelson
(Country Music Icon)

Dick Vitale
(Sports Personality)

Mitch McConnell
(Vile Politico)

Michael Flatley
(Lord of the Dance)

Linda Nolan

Celine Dion
(Singer and Canadian icon)

Bob Newhart
(Comedy Legend)

Ghislaine Maxwell
(Vile Abuser)

Mel Brooks
(Comedy Legend)

Joyce Randolph
(Actress) (01/13)

Marion Ross

Peter Angelos
(Baseball Owner) (03/23)

Jared Fogle
(Vile Pedo)

Edie McClurg

William Daniels

Glynis Johns
(Actress) (01/04)

Teri Garr

Gary Glitter
(Vile Abuser)

M. Emmet Walsh
(Actor) (03/19)

Lou Carnesecca
(College Basketball Coach)

Janis Paige

Val Kilmer

Jefferson Beauregarde Sessions
(Racist Ex-AG)

Joe Doering

Abdullah the Butcher

Jamie Farr

Sonny Rollins

Karl Rove
(Vile War Criminal)

Steve Mongo McMichael

Harold Bray
(USS Indianapolis)

Gene Shalit
(Walking Mustache, Movie Reviewer)

Donald Trump
(Scumbag Ex-Prez, Conman)

Harvey Weinstein
(Vile Rapist)

Lee Grant

Iris Apfel
(Fashion Icon) (03/01)

Eva Marie Saint

Artie Lange
(Trainwreck Comedian)

Jack Hanna
(Vile Big Cat Abuser)

June Lockhart

Rachel Robinson
(Civil Rights Activist)

Liza Minelli

(Ex-Japan Emperor)

Andrew Tate
(Vile Human Trafficker)

Toby Keith
(Country Music Icon) (02/05)

Virginia Halas McCaskey
(NFL Owner)

Randy Travis
(Country Singer)

Ayatollah Ali Khamenei
(Supreme Leader of Iran)

Steve Bannon
(Vile Strategist)

Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
(Basketball Legend)

Jim Otto
(Football player)

Kris Kristofferson
(Musical Genius)

Joanne Woodward

Jair Bolsonaro
(Vile Ex-Prez Of Brazil)

Sam Neill

Steve Gleason

Dick Van Dyke
(Iconic Actor)

James Earl Jones
(Iconic Actor)

Jeffrey Jones
(Vile Abuser)

Peter Marshall
(Gameshow Host)

Sister Jean Schmidt
(Basketball Booster)

Bruce Willis

Michael York

Ethel Kennedy

Peggy Webber

Lou Conter
(USS Arizona) (04/01)

Rebecca Schull

Jake The Snake Roberts

Dick Cheney
(Vile War Criminal)

Dawn Lyn

Irmgard Furchner

Marla Gibbs

Jeanette Lee
(Pool Player Icon)

Rupert Murdoch

Phil Collins

Lee Roy Jordan

David Attenborough
(Natural Historian)

Roberta Flack

Kim Jong-Un
(Fearless Leader)

Annabelle Gurwitch

Jonnie Irwin
(British Presenter) (02/02)

Gene Hackman

Alberto Fujimori
(Peruvian Dictator)

Vera Miles

(Wrassler) (02/28)

Carol Davis
(NFL Owner)

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