The 2022 game is afoot! And at hand. And other anatomy puns. 3/4 of the year is done somehow. That's insane!

The women are in charge this year! LUX has soared ahead with her six hits. LADYK is on her heels with five, WARD is next with three, MJ is struggling with two, while E has her allotted one. Will the guys (or E) get their acts together in the final weeks?

In the Minors, FOTO and SPIN are tied for the lead with three picks. NICK and EDIT have been able to pick up two, and JAH and TIME somehow have the only other solo hits. Really, what is going on this year?

In 2021 WARD ran away from the pack AGAIN in the Majors with a fantastic 7 hits, while LUX was right behind him with 6 smackers. MJ raced to the end with 5 hits while E moped along with 3.

LADYK won the Minors with 3 hits and joins us in the Majors for 2022!


The Major Leaguers:

WARD = Mr. 50s

LUX = The Luxury Woman


E = E-Brake

LADYK = Lady Karaoke

The Minor Leaguers:

SPIN = Spinzo

FOTO = Fotojrn

HEM = Captain Hemlock

EDIT = Editer 43

HARV = The Stiffs

TIME = Time's Up

PALL = Vincent Pall

GRODY = Mr. 80s

GSG = Go See God

H2CO = The Embalmer

FIRE = Fireball

GRIM = Grim McGraw

YKEWCE = YouKillemWeChillem

NICK = Necro Nick

JAH = Just A Hobby

Aaron Rodgers (Scumbag NFL QB) - FIRE
Akihito (Ex-Japan Emperor) - MJ
Al Jaffee (Mad Magazine Artist) - LADYK
Alan Alda (Actor) - FIRE
Alan Bergman (Lyricist) - LADYK
Alan Greenspan (Economist) - LUX
Alan Simpson (Ex-Senator) - JAH
Alex Murdaugh (Murdaugh-er) - E
Amy Pieters (Aussie Pro Bicyclist) - E
Angela Lansbury (Actress) - LADYK (10/11)
Ann Firbank (Actress, Midsomer Murders) - YKEWCE
Anthony Kennedy (Ex-Supreme) - JAH
Artie Lang (Trainwreck) - MJ

Bam Margera (Jackass Trainwreck) - HARV
Barbara Eden (Actress) - PALL
Barbara Feldon (Actress) - GRIM
Barbara Walters (Journalist) - MJ
Benjamin Berell Ferencz (Nuremberg Prosecutor) - TIME
Bernard Kalb (Journalist) - SPIN
Berry Gordy (Motown Founder) - GRIM
Bill Butler (Cinematographer) - GRODY
Bill Cosby (Rapist) - LUX
Bill Maz Mazeroski (MLB HOF) - HARV
Bill Wyman (Rolling Stones Bassist) - HEM
Bob Barker (Gameshow Host) - WARD
Bob Cousy (Basketballer) - GRIM
Bob Newhart (Comedy Legend) - WARD
Bobby Knight (Angry College Hoops Coach) - SPIN
Brandon Brown (Scumbag NASCAR Driver) - FIRE
Britney Spears (Singer) - MJ
Bud Grant (Ex-NFL Coach) - LADYK
Buzz Aldrin (Moon Man) - EDIT

Caren Marsh Doll (Actress) - WARD
Carl Erskine (MLB) - H2CO
Carlos Santana (Guitar Genius) - GSG
Carole Cook (Actress) - GRODY
Caroline Graham (Actress, Midsomer Murders) - YKEWCE
Charles Louis Trippi (NFL) - TIME (10/19)
Charles Ogletree (Lawyer/Obama Mentor) - SPIN
Charles Rangel (Ex-Congressman) - JAH
Charlie Sheen (Trainwreck Actor) - H2CO
Christiane Amanpour (CNN Reporter/Journalist) - HEM
Clint Eastwood (Iconic Director) - LUX
Clive Barker (Author/Director) - PALL

Dave Cobra Parker (MLB) - HARV
David Attenborough (Natural Historian) - LADYK
David Hartman (Good Morning America Host) - HEM
David Jason (Actor, A Touch of Frost) - YKEWCE
David Lee Roth (Musician) - H2CO
Dennis Hastert (Vile Politico) - E
Dianne Feinstein (Old Senator) - JAH
Dick Button (Figure skater) - EDIT
Dick Cheney (Vile Ex-VP) - LUX
Dick Groat (MLB) - HARV
Dick Van Dyke (Iconic Comedian) - LUX
Dick Vitale (Sports Personality) - MJ
Dominic Chianese (Actor) - NICK
Donald Clifford Johnson (NFL) - TIME
Donald Trump (Scumbag Ex-Prez, Conman) - FIRE
Doug Kuzma (Anti-Vaxx) - E (01/03) - OBITUARY PENDING

Ed Ames (Singer/Actor) - GRIM
Ed Gale (Actor) - WARD
Edwin Meese (Ex-Attorney General) - JAH
Elizabeth Dole (Ex-Senator) - GSG
Elliot Gould (Actor) - H2CO
Elvis Costello (Rock Genius) - GSG
Estelle Harris (Actress) - LUX (04/02)
Estelle Parsons (Actress) - GRODY
Ethel Kennedy (Human RIghts Activist) - FOTO
Eva Marie Saint (Actress) - LADYK

Frank Borman (Astronaut) - GRIM
Frankie Valli (Singer) - HEM

Gail Halvorsen (Berlin Candy Bomber) - EDIT (02/16)
Garrett Morris (SNL) - GRODY
Gary Glitter (Vile Abuser) - E
Gene Hackman (Actor) - GRIM
Gene Shalit (Movie Reviewer) - WARD
George Joseph (Mercury Insurance Founder) - TIME
George Mitchell (Ex-Senator) - JAH
George Pérez (Comic Book Illustrator) - WARD (05/06)
Georgine Anderson (Actress, Midsomer Murders) - YKEWCE
Ghislaine Maxwell (Vile Abuser) - E
Gina Lollobrigida (Actress) - LADYK
Glenn Beck (Nutjob Talk Show Host) - NICK
Glynis Johns (Actress) - GRODY
Gordon Lightfoot (Canadian Troubadour) - PALL

Hal Linden (Actor) - PALL
Harrison Ford (Actor, Bad Pilot) - LUX
Harrison Ruffin Tyler (Presidential Scion) - SPIN
Harry Belafonte (Actor) - WARD
Harry Whittington (Cheney Target Practice) - MJ
Harvey Weinstein (Vile Abuser) - LUX
Henry Kissinger (Vile Politico) - LADYK
Henry Silva (Actor) - SPIN (09/14)
Hossein The Iron Sheik Khosrow (Wrassler) - PALL

Iris Apfel (Fashion Icon) - FOTO

Jack Hanna (Big Cat Abuser) - LADYK
Jack Nicholson (Actor) - EDIT
Jair Bolsonaro (Pres. Of Brazil) - E
Jake The Snake Roberts (Wrassler) - H2CO
James Baker (Ex-Sec. Of State) - NICK
James Baron Von Raschke (Wrassler) - HARV
James Hong (Actor) - NICK
Jaye P Morgan (Gong Show Judge) - HEM
Jean Dolores Schmidt (Nun/Loyola Superfan) - HARV
Jeanette Lee (Pool Player Icon) - WARD
Jefferson Beauregarde Sessions (Scumbag Ex-AG) - FIRE
Jeffrey Jones (Vile Actor) - LUX
Jerome Corsi (Conspiracy Whackjob) - E
Jerry Lee Lewis (Music Icon) - WARD (10/28)
Jim Hacksaw Duggan (Wrassler) - H2CO
Jim Kelly (NFL) - MJ
Jimmy Carter (Ex-President) - MJ
Joanne Woodward (Actress) - GRODY
John Astin (Actor) - GRIM
John Daly (Pro Golfer) - GSG
John Johnny Rotten Lydon (Sex Pistol) - PALL
John Woodvine (Actor, Midsomer Murders) - YKEWCE
Johnny Gilbert (TV Announcer) - LADYK
Joni Mitchell (Folk Singer) - FIRE
Joran van der Sloot (Murderer) - E
Joseph Joe Exotic Maldonado-Passage (Scumbag Zookeeper) - FIRE
Joseph Violent J Bruce (Insane Clown Posse) - HARV
Joss Ackland (Actor, Midsomer Murders) - YKEWCE
Joyce Randolph (Actress) - LADYK
Julian Glover (Actor, Midsomer Murders) - YKEWCE
June Lockhart (Actress) - WARD

Karl Rove (Vile Politico) - E
Katherine Jackson (Jackson Family Matriarch) - SPIN
Kim Jong-Un (Fearless Leader) - PALL
Kris Kristofferson (Music Genius) - GSG
Kyrie Irving (Scumbag NBA Guard) - FIRE

Larry Storch (Comic Actor) - LADYK (07/08)
Lee Grant (Actress) - LADYK
Leontyne Price (Opera Singer) - FIRE
Leslie Phillips (Actor) - LUX (11/07)
Lin Wood (MAGA Conspiracy) - E
Linda Bird Johnson-Robb (Ex-VA First Lady/LBJ Scion) - GSG
Linda Ronstadt (Singer) - LUX
Liz Sheridan (Actress) - LUX (04/15)
Loretta Lynn (Country Icon) - LUX (10/04)
Lou Carnesecca (College Hoops Coach) - HARV
Louie Anderson (Comedian/Game show host) - NICK (01/21)
Louis Farrakhan (Nation of Islam Leader/Bigot) - EDIT
Luis Echeverria (Ex-Pres of Mexico) - LADYK (07/08)

Magic Johnson (NBA) - GRODY
Marion Ross (Actress) - WARD
Mark Russell (Political Satirist) - HEM
Marsha Hunt (Actress) - LUX (09/07)
Martha Firestone-Ford (Ex-NFL Owner) - EDIT
Martin Sheen (Actor) - GSG
Marv Levy (NFL Coach) - HEM
Mel Brooks (Comedy Legend) - LUX
Michael J. Fox (Actor (retired)) - NICK
Mike Lindell (My Pillow Whackjob) - E
Mikhail Gorbachev (Ex-Soviet Premier) - LUX
Mitch McConnell (Evil Politico) - E
Monica Vitti (Actress) - SPIN (02/02)
Mort Zuckerman (Media Mogul) - SPIN

Nehemiah Persoff (Actor) - FOTO (04/05)
Neil Diamond (Singer) - H2CO
Nelson Broms (Business Executive) - TIME
Neville Phillips (Actor, Midsomer Murders) - YKEWCE
Nichelle Nichols (Star Trek Actress) - WARD (07/30)
Nicholas Brady (Ex-Senator) - JAH
Norman Lear (Comedy Legend) - LADYK

OJ Brigance (NFL) - FOTO
OJ Simpson (Scumbag Murderer) - E
Ole Anderson (Wrassler) - WARD
Olivia Newton-John (Singer) - MJ (08/08)
Ozzy Osbourne (Singer) - PALL

Pat Boone (Singer) - E
Pat Buchanan (Republican Politico) - JAH
Pat Robertson (Vile Televangelist) - MJ
Patricia Routledge (Hyacinth Bucket (That's boo-KAY)) - GSG
Paul The Butcher Vachon (Wrassler) - WARD
Pele (Soccer Legend) - MJ
Pete Davidson (SNL) - HARV
Pete Rose (MLB Disgrace) - H2CO
Peter Angelos (Baseball Owner) - MJ
Peter Marshall (Gameshow Host) - WARD
Peter Yarrow (Singer/Activist) - FOTO
Phil Collins (Music Icon) - LADYK
Phyllis Coates (Actress) - GSG
Phyllis Dalton (Costume Designer) - GRODY
Piper Laurie (Actress) - NICK
Polly Holliday (Actress) - HEM
Pope Benedict (Ex-Pope) - MJ

Queen Elizabeth II (Queen) - E (09/08)

Raymond Edward Fisher (NFL) - TIME
Richard M. Sherman (Mary Poppins songwriter) - EDIT
Ricou Browning (Black Lagoon Actor) - WARD
Rita Moreno (Actress) - PALL
Robert Cardenas (Retired USAF General) - TIME (03/10) - OBITUARY PENDING
Robert Clary (Actor) - LADYK (11/16)
Robert Durst (Murderer) - LUX (01/10)
Robert Duvall (Actor) - GRIM
Robert Morse (Actor) - NICK (04/20)
Rod Carew (MLB Hall of Famer) - HEM
Roger Angell (Sports Author) - MJ (05/20)
Roger Corman (Filmmaker) - EDIT
Roger Craig (MLB Pitcher/Manager) - NICK
Roger Staubach (NFL HOF) - H2CO
Roger Stone (Vile Political Operative) - E
Rosalynn Carter (Ex-First Lady) - LUX
Roseanne Barr (Scumbag Comedienne) - FIRE
Rupert Murdoch (Hatemonger) - TIME

Sandra Day O'Connor (Ex-Supreme) - MJ
Scott Hall (Wrassler) - JAH (03/14)
Seiji Ozawa (Conductor) - GSG
Shannen Doherty (Actress) - MJ
Shecky Greene (Comedian) - LADYK
Shelley Long (Actress) - GRODY
Sidney Poitier (Actor) - LADYK (01/06)
Silvio Berlusconi (Corrupt Italian Ex-PM) - JAH
Sir Bobby Charlton (English Footballer) - SPIN
Sonny Rollins (Jazzman) - MJ
Stella Stevens (Actress) - WARD
Stephen Wochy Wojciechowski (NHL) - TIME
Steve Bannon (Vile Politico) - E
Steve Gleason (NFL) - NICK
Steve Lawrence (Singer) - LADYK
Steve Mongo McMichael (Wrassler) - WARD
Superstar Billy Graham (Wrassler) - TIME
Susan Engel (Actress, Midsomer Murders) - YKEWCE

Ted Kaczynski (Unabomber) - MJ
Ted Lerner (MLB Owner) - FOTO
Ted Turner (CNN Founder) - GRIM
Teri Garr (Actress) - MJ
Terry Funk (Hardcore Wrassling Legend) - WARD
Thich Nhat Hanh (Monk) - FOTO (01/22)
Tim Green (NFL/ALS) - FOTO
Tom Lehrer (PBS Host) - FOTO
Tom Parker (Singer) - FOTO (03/30)
Tony Bennett (Singer) - LUX

Val Kilmer (Actor) - MJ
Vin Scully (Former MLB Announcer) - EDIT (08/02)
Virgina Halas McCaskey (Chicago Bears Owner) - HARV
Virginia Patton (Actress) - SPIN (08/18)

Walter Mirisch (Producer) - GRODY
Warren Jeffs (Scumbag Religious Leader) - E
Wayne LaPierre (NRA Scumbag) - E
William Daniels (Actor) - EDIT
William Gaunt (Actor, Midsomer Murders) - YKEWCE
William Shatner ((Over)Acting Ham) - PALL
William The Refrigerator Perry (NFL) - HEM
William Webster (Ex-FBI and CIA director) - GRIM
Willie Mays (MLB HOF) - H2CO
Willie Nelson (Country Music Icon) - LUX

Yoko Ono (Singer) - WARD


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