Shake a leg because the 2025 Game is afoot!

E and MJ have the only hits in the Majors so far! We're confident that GSG will get going before long.

NICK and H2CO have the only hits in the Minors. It's been a slow year up to this point!

Last season in the 2024 Majors, MJ won the tie-breaker with six hits while TIMES UP came in second also with 6 smackers. WARD came in third and LUX in fourth as each had 4 hits, and E brought up the rear with her solo hit.

In the Minors, GSG wins with 3 toe tags! MORRI, HEM, EDIT and GRODY were right behind in order with two apiece.

KEY:

The Major Leaguers:

MJ = MJ
  

E = E-Brake
  

GSG = Go See God
  

The Minor Leaguers:

HEM = Captain Hemlock

SPIN = Spinzo

FOTO = Fotojrn

PALL = Vincent Pall

EDIT = Editer 43

MORRI = Morrigan

HARV = The Stiffs

H2CO = The Embalmer

TIME = Time's Up

FIRE = Fireball

NICK = Necro Nick

RARA = RaRaRachel

KELZ = Kelz

Aaron Rodgers (Scumbag NFL QB) - FIRE
Akihito (Ex-Japan Emperor) - MJ
Al Pacino (Actor) - KELZ
Al Sharpton (Activist/Shakedown Artist) - PALL
Alan Greenspan (Economist) - FOTO
Alec Baldwin (Actor) - KELZ
Andrew Toles (MLB) - HARV
Andy Taylor (Duran Duran Guitarist) - MJ
Anthony Hopkins (Iconic Actor) - RARA
Anthony Kiedis (POS Singer) - RARA
Artie Lange (Trainwreck Comedian) - E
Asma al-Assad (Ex-Syrian First Lady) - MORRI
Ayatollah Ali Khamenei (Supreme Leader of Iran) - MJ

Barbara Eden (Actress) - FOTO
Benjamin Netanyahu (PM of Israel) - NICK
Bill Belichick (NFL Coach) - KELZ
Bill Cosby (Vile Rapist) - E
Bill Gates (Oligarch) - KELZ
Bill Maz Mazeroski (MLB) - HARV
Bob Cousy (NBA) - GSG
Bob Lilly (NFL) - H2CO
Bob Uecker (MLB Announcer) - NICK (01/16)
Bobby Brown (Trainwreck Singer) - E
Bobby Schantz (MLB) - H2CO
Brandon Brown (Scumbag NASCAR Driver) - FIRE
Britney Spears (Trainwreck Singer) - MJ
Bruce Willis (Actor) - E
Buzz Aldrin (Astronaut) - GSG

Calvin Klein (Fashion Designer) - E
Camilla Parker-Bowles (Queen Consort) - KELZ
Cardinal McCarrick (Pervy Priest) - SPIN
Caren Marsh Doll (Actress) - TIME
Carol Burnett (Comedy Legend) - HEM
Charles Dolan (HBO Founder) - EDIT
Charley Steiner (Broadcaster) - H2CO
Chet Lemon (MLB) - HARV
Christopher Lloyd (Actor) - RARA
Chuck Grassley (Old-ass Senator) - GSG
Chuck Howley (NFL) - TIME
Claire Bloom (Actress) - SPIN
Cliff Hagen (NBA) - SPIN
Clint Eastwood (Actor/Director) - PALL
Clive Barker (Author/Director) - PALL
Cora Sue Collins (Child Actress) - RARA

Daniel 6ix9ine Hernandez (Scumbag Rapper) - FIRE
Dave Cobra Parker (MLB) - HARV
David Attenborough (Natural Historian) - EDIT
David Letterman (TV Host) - KELZ
Delonte West (NBA) - HARV
Dennis Hastert (Vile Pedo) - MJ
Dick Cheney (Vile War Criminal) - GSG
Dick Van Dyke (Iconic Actor) - E
Dick Vitale (Sports Personality) - MJ
Don King (Boxing Promoter) - MJ
Donald Fagen (Musician) - GSG
Donovan Leitch (Singer) - GSG

Edie McClurg (Actress) - HEM
Edmund Kemper (Serial Killer) - NICK
Elaine DuPont (Actress) - SPIN
Elliot Gould (Actor) - E
Elroy Face (MLB) - HARV
Empress Michiko (Ex-Japan Empress) - MJ
Eva Marie Saint (Actress) - FOTO

Frankie Valli (Singer) - HEM

Gary Glitter (Vile Abuser) - E
Gene Hackman (Actor) - NICK
Gene Krantz (NASA Vest Wearer) - EDIT
Gene Shalit (Walking Mustache, Movie Reviewer) - FOTO
George Soros (Philanthropist) - EDIT
Geraldo Rivera (Hack Journalist) - RARA
Gerry Turner (Golden Bachelor) - MJ
Ghislaine Maxwell (Vile Abuser) - E

Hal Linden (Actor) - E
Hal Lindsey (Evangelical Author) - SPIN
Harrison Ford (Better Actor Than Pilot) - PALL
Harrison Ruffin Tyler (Presidential Scion) - GSG
Harvey Weinstein (Vile Rapist) - MJ
Hubie Brown (NBA Announcer) - H2CO

Ibrahim Amin al-Sayyed (Hezbollah Leader) - MORRI
Imelda Marcos (Shoe Collector) - FOTO
Ira Ike Schab (Pearl Harbor Survivor) - TIME

Jack Hanna (Vile Big Cat Abuser) - MJ
Jack Nicholson (Actor) - GSG
Jake The Snake Roberts (Wrassler) - MJ
James Baker (Politico) - NICK
James Flowers (Tuskegee Airman ) - TIME
James Hong (Actor) - RARA
James Van Der Beek (Actor) - E
James Watson (Double Helix Guy) - EDIT
Jane Fonda (Actress) - GSG
Jane Goodall (Ape Expert) - H2CO
Jared Fogle (Vile Pedo) - E
Jaye P. Morgan (Gong Show Flasher) - SPIN
Jeanette Lee (Pool Player Icon) - MJ
Jeff Bridges (The Dude) - PALL
Jefferson Beauregarde Sessions (Scumbag Ex-AG) - FIRE
Jerry Jones (Scumbag NFL Owner) - E
Jim Irsay (NFL Owner) - MJ
Jim Lovell (Astronaut) - E
Joan Collins (Actress) - MJ
Joanne Woodward (Actress) - GSG
John Cleese (Comedy Icon) - PALL
John Garamendi (Politico) - NICK
John Williams (Composer) - RARA
Johnny Gilbert (Game Show Announcer) - H2CO
Johnny Van Zandt (Singer) - KELZ
Joseph Joe Exotic Maldonado-Passage (Scumbag Zookeeper) - FIRE
June Lockhart (Actress) - GSG

Kareem Abdul-Jabbar (Basketball Legend) - E
Katherine Jackson (Jackson Family Matriarch) - SPIN
Kathy Griffin (Alleged Comedian) - KELZ
Keith Richards (Music Legend) - FIRE
Ken Stevens (Pearl Harbor Survivor) - TIME
Khalil al-Hayya (Hamas Political Bureau ) - MORRI
Kim Novak (Actress) - E
King Charles (King of UK) - GSG
Kyrie Irving (Scumbag NBA Guard) - FIRE

Larry Nasser (Vile Abuser) - EDIT
Lee Grant (Actress) - GSG
Lem Barney (NFL) - TIME
Leontyne Price (Opera Singer) - EDIT
Lessie Randle (Tulsa Massacre Survivor) - TIME
Linda Nolan (Singer) - MJ (01/15)
Louis Farrakhan (Nation of Islam Leader/Bigot) - FOTO
Luigi Mangione (Murder Suspect) - MORRI
Luis Aparicio (MLB) - HARV

Mahmoud al-Zahar (Hamas Leader) - MORRI
Marion Ross (Actress) - FOTO
Marlo Thomas (Actress) - GSG
Martin Cooper (Cell Phone Pioneer) - EDIT
Martin Sheen (Actor) - PALL
Marv Levy (NFL Coach) - HEM
Matthew Sweet (Musician) - HEM
Mavis Leno (Womens Rights Advocate) - HARV
Max Gail (Actor) - E
Mel Brooks (Comedy Legend) - HEM
Michael J. Fox (Actor) - NICK
Michael Tilson Thomas (Conductor) - E
Michael York (Actor) - MJ
Mick Mars (Motley Crue Guitarist) - KELZ
Mike Ditka (NFL Coach, Da Bears) - H2CO
Mohammed Ibrahim Hassan Sinwar (Hamas Leader) - MORRI

Naim Qassem (Hezbollah Leader) - MORRI
Nancy Pelosi (Politico) - MJ
Narendra Modi (Scumbag PM of India) - FIRE
Nigel Starmer-Smith (Rugby) - TIME
Nikki Sixx (Motley Crue Bassist) - KELZ
Noam Chomsky (Linguist/Political Columnist) - MJ

Ozzy Osbourne (Singer/Prince of Darkness) - E

Patricia Routledge (Actress, Hyacinth Boo-KAY) - GSG
Patti Scialfa (Singer) - NICK
Peter Yarrow (Music Icon) - E (01/07)
Petula Clark (Singer) - GSG
Phil Collins (Singer) - E
Phil Robertson (Duck Dynasty Actor) - MJ
Polly Holiday (Actress) - HEM
Pope Francis (Da Pope) - GSG
Priscilla Pointer (Actress) - HEM
Prunella Scales (Actress) - MJ

Rachel"Robinson (Civil Rights Activist) - H2CO
Randy Moss (NFL) - GSG
Ringo Starr (Beatle) - GSG
Rita Moreno (Actress) - PALL
Robert Duvall (Actor) - GSG
Robert Wagner (Actor, Murder Suspect) - GSG
Roberta Flack (Singer) - E
Rodrigo Duterte (Scumbag Prez of Phillipines) - FIRE
Roger Staubach (NFL) - H2CO
Ron Jeremy (Vile Porn Star) - MORRI
Ronn Owens (Radio Host) - NICK
Ronnie Coleman (Bodybuilder) - HARV
Roseanne Barr (Scumbag Comedienne) - FIRE
Rupert Murdoch (Hatemonger) - EDIT
Ruth Buzzi (Comic Icon) - HEM
Ryne Sandberg (MLB HOF) - MJ

Sam Neill (Actor) - MJ
Sandy Koufax (MLB Legend) - FOTO
Sara Jane Moore (Wanna-Be Assassin) - NICK
Sir Chris Hoy (British Cyclist) - SPIN
Sonny Rollins (Jazzman) - E
Sophia Kinsell (Author) - MORRI
Stephen King (Storyteller) - PALL
Steve Mongo McMichael (Wrassler) - MJ

Ted Hartley (Actor/Fighter Pilot) - SPIN
Terry Norris (Boxer) - TIME
Tim Commerford (Musician) - MORRI
Tippi Hedren (Actress) - FOTO
Tom Brokaw (Broadcaster) - E
Tom Lehrer (Musician) - FOTO

Val Kilmer (Actor) - MJ
Valentina Tereshkova (First Female in Space) - EDIT
Vera Miles (Actress) - E
Victoria Jackson (SNL Trainwreck) - SPIN
Viola Fletcher (Tulsa Massacre Survivor) - TIME
Virginia Halas McCaskey (NFL Owner) - H2CO (02/06)

Warren Beatty (Actor) - RARA
Warren Buffet (US Financial Mogul ) - RARA
Wayne Newton (Singer) - GSG
William Daniels (Actor) - GSG
William Shatner (Hammy Actor) - PALL
William The Refrigerator Perry (NFL Player) - HEM
Willie Nelson (Country Music Icon) - GSG
Wink Martindale (Game Show Host) - RARA

Yoko Ono (Alleged Singer) - GSG

Zachary Ty Bryan (Actor) - HARV

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