Hark - the 2024 Game is afoot!

In the Majors, LUX and TIME are showing everyone how it is done with 2 early hits. WARD is right behind with his one while E and MJ are still waiting impatiently.

In the Minors, GOSEEGOD, MORRI and GRODY have this year's only hits. Who will get the next one?

In 2023 LUX won, again, with 7 fantastical hits! MJ came in second with, again, 5 hits while E snagged 3rd place with 4. WARD and FOTO did none too shabby with 3 hits apiece.

TIME won the Minors with 5 hits and joins us in the Majors for one season. SPIN and GRIM each had 3 smackers and came in 2nd and 3rd, respectively.

KEY:

The Major Leaguers:

LUX = The Luxury Woman
  

MJ = MJ
  

E = E-Brake
  

WARD = Mr. 50s
  

TIME = Time's Up
  

The Minor Leaguers:

FOTO = Fotojrn

HEM = Captain Hemlock

GRODY = Mr. 80s

SPIN = Spinzo

HARV = The Stiffs

PALL = Vincent Pall

MORRI = Morrigan

H2CO = The Embalmer

EDIT = Editer 43

FIRE = Fireball

RARA = RaRaRachel

CHECK = Check, Please

GONE = GetGone

GSG = Go See God

Aaron Rodgers (Scumbag NFL QB) - FIRE
Abdullah the Butcher (Wrassler) - TIME
Akihito (Ex-Japan Emperor) - MJ
Al Jaffee (Cartoonist) - H2CO
Alan Alda (Actor) - FIRE
Alan Greenspan (Economist) - LUX
Alberto Fujimori (Peruvian Dictator) - MJ
Alice Cooper (Godfather of Shock Rock) - GONE
Andrew Tate (Vile Human Trafficker) - E
Andy Taylor (Duran Duran Guitarist) - MJ
Angie Dickinson (Actress) - CHECK
Annabelle Gurwitch (Author) - WARD
Anthony Hopkins (Actor) - RARA
Anthony Kiedis (Musician) - RARA
Artie Lange (Trainwreck Comedian) - MJ
Ayatollah Ali Khamenei (Supreme Leader of Iran) - MJ

Bam Margera (Jackass Trainwreck) - E
Barbara Eden (Actress) - FOTO
Barbara Rush (Actress) - GRODY
Barry Corbin (Actor) - GSG
Barry Switzer (NFL Coach) - H2CO
Berry Gordy (Motown) - EDIT
Bill Cosby (Vile Rapist) - E
Bill Hayes (Singer, Actor) - LUX (01/12)
Bill Maz Mazeroski (MLB) - HARV
Bob Cousy (NBA) - GSG
Bob Newhart (Comedy Legend) - MJ
Brandon Brown (Scumbag NASCAR Driver) - FIRE
Britney Spears (Trainwreck Singer) - MORRI
Bruce Willis (Actor) - LUX
Burton Gilliam (Actor) - H2CO
Buzz Aldrin (Astronaut) - RARA

Calvin Klein (Fashion Designer) - RARA
Cardinal McCarrick (Pervy Priest) - SPIN
Caren Marsh Doll (Actress) - TIME
Carl Yastrzemski (MLB Legend) - SPIN
Carol Davis (NFL Owner) - TIME
Celine Dion (Singer and Canadian icon) - LUX
Chevy Chase (Actor) - CHECK
Chuck Grassley (Old-ass Senator) - GSG
Claire Bloom (Actress) - SPIN
Cleo Laine (Singer/Actress) - CHECK
Clint Eastwood (Actor/Director) - PALL
Clint Hill (Author, JFK Secret Service) - WARD
Clive Barker (Author/Director) - PALL
Clive Davis (Music Producer) - CHECK

Dabney Coleman (Actor) - GSG
Daniel 6ix9ine Hernandez (Scumbag Rapper) - FIRE
Daniel Barenboim (Conductor/Pianist) - HEM
Dave Cobra Parker (MLB) - HARV
David Attenborough (Natural Historian) - LUX
Dawn Lyn (Actress) - WARD
Dennis Hastert (Vile Pedo) - E
Derek Chauvin (Vile Murderer) - HARV
Dick Cheney (Vile War Criminal) - E
Dick Van Dyke (Iconic Actor) - LUX
Dick Vitale (Sports Personality) - MJ
Dikembe Mutombo (NBA) - HEM
Doc Severinsen (Tonight Show Bandleader) - EDIT
Donald Trump (Scumbag Ex-Prez, Conman) - MJ
Dub Jones (NFL) - GONE

Earl Campbell (NFL HOF) - H2CO
Edie McClurg (Actress) - WARD
Edwin Meese (Iran-Contra AG) - FOTO
Elijah Blue Allman (Trainwreck Musician) - CHECK
Elliot Gould (Actor) - H2CO
Elroy Face (MLB) - HARV
Emmet Walsh (Actor) - WARD
Estelle Parsons (Actress) - GRODY
Ethel Kennedy (Kennedy) - E
Eva Marie Saint (Actress) - LUX

Frank Caprio (TV Judge) - FOTO

Garrett Morris (SNL Legend) - GRODY
Gary Glitter (Vile Abuser) - E
Gene Hackman (Actor) - LUX
Gene Kranz (NASA Vest Wearer) - EDIT
Gene Shalit (Walking Mustache, Movie Reviewer) - LUX
George RR Martin (Author) - RARA
George Soros (Scumbag) - GSG
Ghislaine Maxwell (Vile Abuser) - E
Glynis Johns (Actress) - LUX (01/04)

Hal Linden (Actor) - PALL
Harold Bray (USS Indianapolis) - TIME
Harrison Ford (Better Actor Than Pilot) - PALL
Harrison Ruffin Tyler (Presidential Scion) - SPIN
Harvey Weinstein (Vile Rapist) - E

Ian McDormand (Actor) - H2CO
Imelda Marcos (Shoe Collector) - EDIT
Iris Apfel (Fashion Icon) - TIME
Iris Cummings (1936 Olympian) - HARV
Irmgard Furchner (Nazi) - TIME

Jack Hanna (Vile Big Cat Abuser) - E
Jack Nicholson (Actor) - GSG
Jackie Gayda (WWE) - HARV
Jair Bolsonaro (Vile Ex-Prez Of Brazil) - E
Jake The Snake Roberts (Wrassler) - MJ
James Earl Jones (Iconic Actor) - MJ
James Watson (Double Helix Guy) - EDIT
Jamie Farr (Actor) - LUX
Jane Goodall (Ape Expert) - H2CO
Janis Paige (Actress) - LUX
Jared Fogle (Vile Pedo) - E
Jaye P. Morgan (Gong Show Flasher) - SPIN
Jean-Marie Le Pen (French Neo-Nazi) - GONE
Jeanette Lee (Pool Player Icon) - MJ
Jeff Bridges (The Dude) - PALL
Jefferson Beauregarde Sessions (Racist Ex-AG) - E
Jeffrey Jones (Vile Abuser) - E
Jennifer Wexton (Congressperson) - HEM
Jerry Jones (Scumbag NFL Owner) - FIRE
Jerry The King Lawler (Wrassler) - GONE
Jim Lovell (Astronaut) - GONE
Jim Otto (Football player) - TIME
Jimmy Carter (Ex-President) - LUX
Joan Ganz Cooney (Sesame Street Co-Creator) - GRODY
Joanne Woodward (Actress) - MJ
Joe Biden (POTUS) - MORRI
Joe Doering (Wrassler) - WARD
Joe Schmidt (NFL) - GONE
John Ashton (Guitarist) - GONE
Joni Mitchell (Folk Singer) - FIRE
Jonnie Irwin (British Presenter) - TIME (02/02)
Joseph Joe Exotic Maldonado-Passage (Scumbag Zookeeper) - FIRE
Joyce DeWitt (Actress) - PALL
Joyce Randolph (Actress) - TIME (01/13)
June Lockhart (Actress) - WARD

Kareem Abdul-Jabbar (Basketball Legend) - WARD
Karl Rove (Vile War Criminal) - E
Katherine Jackson (Jackson Family Matriarch) - SPIN
Keith Richards (Rolling Stone) - FOTO
Kim Jong-Un (Fearless Leader) - E
Kim Novak (Hollywood Siren) - SPIN
King Albert ll of Belgium (King) - GONE
Kris Kristofferson (Musical Genius) - LUX
Kyrie Irving (Scumbag NBA Player) - FIRE

Larry Merchant (Sportswriter) - TIME
Larry Nasser (Vile Abuser) - EDIT
Larry Pressler (Politician) - MORRI
Lee Corso (ESPN) - MORRI
Lee Grant (Actress) - WARD
Lee Roy Jordan (NFL) - TIME
Leontyne Price (Opera Singer) - EDIT
Linda Nolan (Singer) - TIME
Linda Ronstadt (Singer) - FOTO
Liza Minelli (Singer) - LUX
Lou Carnesecca (College Basketball Coach) - TIME
Lou Conter (USS Arizona) - TIME
Louis Farrakhan (Nation of Islam Leader/Bigot) - FOTO
Luis Aparicio (MLB) - HARV

Magic Johnson (NBA) - GRODY
Marion Ross (Actress) - LUX
Marla Gibbs (Actress) - LUX
Marlo Thomas (Actress) - GSG
Marlyne Barrett (Actress) - MORRI
Martha Firestone Ford (NFL Owner) - EDIT
Marv Levy (NFL Coach) - HEM
Mel Brooks (Comedy Legend) - WARD
Michael Flatley (Lord of the Dance) - WARD
Michael Hogan (Actor, Battlestar Galactica) - MORRI
Michael Tilson Thomas (Conductor) - MJ
Michael York (Actor) - MJ
Mitch McConnell (Vile Politico) - E

Narendra Modi (Scumbag PM of India) - FIRE
Neil Diamond (Legendary Singer) - H2CO
Nick Hogan (Trainwreck Reality TV) - HARV
Noam Chomsky (Linguist/Political Columnist) - HEM
Norman Jewison (Director) - GRODY (01/20)

Ozzy Osbourne (Singer/Prince of Darkness) - PALL

Patricia Routledge (Actress, Hyacinth Boo-KAY) - FIRE
Paul Hogan (Actor, Crocodile Dundee) - RARA
Peggy Webber (Actress) - WARD
Peter Angelos (Baseball Owner) - MJ
Peter Marshall (Gameshow Host) - WARD
Peter Yarrow (Music Icon) - FOTO
Phil Collins (Singer) - WARD
Phil Donahue (Talk Show Host) - RARA
Phyllis Dalton (Costume Designer) - GRODY
Polly Holiday (Actress) - HEM
Pope Benedict XVI (Ex-Da Pope) - GSG
Pope Francis (Da Pope) - GONE
Priscilla Pointer (Actress) - GRODY
Pritchard Colon (Boxer) - HARV
Prunella Scales (Actress) - CHECK

Rachel Ames (Actress) - GONE
Rachel Robinson (Civil Rights Activist) - TIME
Randy Travis (Country Singer) - LUX
Ray Anthony (Bandleader) - TIME
Rebecca Schull (Actress) - LUX
Richard O"Brien (Rocky Horror Genius) - MORRI
Richard Sherman (Mary Poppins songwriter) - EDIT
Rita Moreno (Actress) - PALL
Robert Duvall (Actor) - CHECK
Robert Wagner (Actor, Murder Suspect) - CHECK
Roberta Flack (Singer) - MJ
Roger Corman (Filmmaker) - EDIT
Roger Staubach (NFL HOF) - H2CO
Ronnie Milsap (Country Musician) - HEM
Rupert Murdoch (Hatemonger) - E
Ruth Buzzi (Comic Icon) - WARD
Ruth Westheimer (Sex Doctor) - GSG

Saleh al-Arouri (Hamas Terrorist) - MORRI (01/02)
Sam Neill (Actor) - WARD
Sandy Koufax (MLB Legend) - FOTO
Seiji Ozawa (Conductor) - GSG (02/06)
Seth Shifty Shellshock Binzer (Trainwreck Singer) - HARV
Shannen Doherty (Trainwreck Actress) - MJ
Shelley Long (Actress) - GRODY
Sid Krofft (Puppeteer) - SPIN
Sister Jean Schmidt (Basketball Booster) - TIME
Sonny Rollins (Jazzman) - MJ
Sophia Loren (Giver of Famous Side-Eye) - SPIN
Stacy Wakefield (Philanthropist) - SPIN
Stanley Baxter (British Comedian) - CHECK
Stephen King (Storyteller) - PALL
Steve Bannon (Vile Strategist) - E
Steve Gleason (NFL) - TIME
Steve Mongo McMichael (Wrassler) - WARD

Tatum O'Neal (Trainwreck Actress) - CHECK
Teri Garr (Actress) - MJ
Tippi Hedren (Actress) - FOTO
Toby Keith (Country Music Icon) - WARD (02/05)
Tom Brokaw (Broadcaster) - WARD
Tom Lehrer (Musician) - FOTO
Tony LaRussa (MLB Manager) - MORRI

Val Kilmer (Actor) - MJ
Vera Miles (Actress) - E
Vince Neil (Musician) - RARA
Virgil (Wrassler) - WARD
Virginia Halas McCaskey (NFL Owner) - TIME

Warren Buffet (US Mogul) - RARA
Whitey Herzog (MLB Manager) - HEM
William Daniels (Actor) - TIME
William Shatner (Hammy Actor) - PALL
William The Refrigerator Perry (NFL Player) - HEM
Willie Mays (MLB HOF) - H2CO
Willie Nelson (Country Music Icon) - LUX
Wink Martindale (Gameshow Host) - RARA
Woody Woodbury (Comedian) - GRODY

Yahya Sinwar (Hamas Terrorist) - MORRI
Yoko Ono (Alleged Singer) - HEM

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