And we're off!

In the Majors, MJ somehow has the lead with four hits, followed closely by ROYAL, WARD and LUX with three hits each, while EDIT and E have scored two smackers apiece.

In the Minors, SPIN and LADYK finally broke the logjam with their second hits! H2CO, FOTO, HARV, JAH, ANN, GRODY, HEM, and YKEWCE all have solo shots!

KEY:

The Major Leaguers:

ROYAL = Let's Have More Royal Funerals

WARD = Mr. 50s

LUX = The Luxury Woman

E = E-Brake

MJ = MJ

EDIT = Editer43

The Minor Leaguers:

DAAS = DrunkAsASkunk

HEM = Captain Hemlock

SPIN = Spinzo

FOTO = Fotojrn

GRODY = Mr. 80s

HARV = The Stiffs

H2CO = The Embalmer

PALL = Vincent Pall

GSG = Go See God

FIRE = Fireball

YKEWCE = YouKillemWeChillem

ANN = Morgue Attendant

GRIM = Grim McGraw

SONYA = Sonya

LADYK = Lady Karaoke

JAH = Just A Hobby

GODI = Godiago's Scythe

QOTU = Queen of the Universe

Abby Lee Miller (Dance Moms) - LUX
Abdelaziz Bouteflika (Prez of Algeria) - ROYAL
Ady Barkan (Political Activist) - HEM
Al Jaffee (Mad Magazine) - EDIT
Alan Greenspan (Economist) - QOTU
Alex Grammas (MLB) - SONYA
Alfred Brendel (Pianist) - YKEWCE
Alvin Sargent (Screenwriter) - ANN (05/09)
Andrew Fairlie (Master Chef Star) - ROYAL (01/22)
Andrew Young (Ex-Ambassador) - JAH
Angie Dickinson (Actress) - QOTU
Anthony Kennedy (Supreme Court Justice) - QOTU
Arlene Dahl (Actress) - LADYK
Artie Lange (Comedian) - MJ

Barbara Eden (Goddess/Jeannie) - PALL
Barbara Walters (Journalist) - LADYK
Barry Manilow (Singer) - LUX
Bart Starr (NFL) - MJ (05/26)
Bent Fabric (Danish Musician) - HEM
Bernard Fisher (Medical Pioneer) - EDIT
Bernard Garfield (Musician) - YKEWCE
Bernie Madoff (Scumbag) - E
Beth Chapman (TV Reality Star) - E (06/26)
Betty White (Actress) - WARD
Beverly Cleary (Author) - WARD
Bill Cosby (Scumbag Comedian) - LUX
Bill Freehan (MLB) - ROYAL
Bill Heine (Broadcaster) - ROYAL (04/02)
Bill Macy (Actor, Maude) - SPIN
Bill Mazeroski (MLB HoF) - SONYA
Billy Connolly (Comedian) - WARD
Blake Nordstrom (Dept Store Magnate) - E (01/02)
Bob Barker (Gameshow Host) - LUX
Bob Dole (Politico) - MJ
Bob Newhart (Legendary Funnyman) - LADYK
Bobby Brown (Trainwreck Singer) - E
Bruce Anstey (Motorcycle Racer) - ROYAL
Buddy Harrelson (MLB) - SPIN

Carl Erskine (MLB) - SONYA
Carl Reiner (Comedian) - PALL
Carl Whitely (Filmmaker) - GODI
Carol Channing (Comedian) - LUX (01/15)
Charles Aznavour (Singer (DNQ, died in 2018)) - ANN
Charlie Sheen (Trainwreck) - EDIT
Christina of Netherlands (Princess) - DAAS
Christopher Plummer (Actor) - QOTU
Christy Dignam (Irish Singer) - ROYAL
Chuck Yeager (Test Pilot) - MJ
Clint Eastwood (Actor, Director) - YKEWCE
Clint Hill (JFK Secret Service) - GRIM
Clive Barker (Author, Director) - PALL
Clive Cussler (Author) - YKEWCE
Clive James (Author) - LUX
Cloris Leachman (Actress) - FOTO
Conrad Janis (Actor) - ANN

Dabney Coleman (Actor) - GSG
Dan Aykroyd (Actor) - QOTU
Daniel 6ix9ine Hernandez (Pathetic Rapper) - FOTO
Dave Bartholomew (Bandleader) - LADYK (06/23)
David Dinkins (Former NYC Mayor) - HEM
Demi Lovato (Singer) - EDIT
Denis Goldberg (Anti-Apartheid Activist) - DAAS
Denise Nickerson (Willy Wonka) - WARD (07/10)
Dennis Hastert (Scumbag Politico) - E
Diana Carey (Baby Peggy) - EDIT
Dick Button (Olympic Skater) - QOTU
Dick Cheney (Torture Aficionado) - E
Dick van Dyke (Horrible Fake Cockney Accent) - PALL
Dickey Betts (Allman Brothers guitarist) - HEM
Diego Lil Xan Leanos (Rapper) - SONYA
Donald Trump (Scumbag President) - MJ
Doris Day (Actress) - LUX (05/13)

Earl Campbell (NFL/Sausageman) - H2CO
Ed Ames (Actor) - ANN
Ed Asner (Actor, Lou Grant) - GRIM
Eddie Robinson (MLB) - SPIN
Eddie Sutton (College Basketball Coach) - GODI
Edwin Edwards (Ex-Congressman) - JAH
Ennio Morricone (Composer) - ANN
Ermest Fritz Hollings (Politico) - EDIT (04/06)
Estelle Parsons (Actress) - FOTO
Eve Marie Saint (Actress) - HARV

Fatima Ali (Chopped Star) - ROYAL (01/25)
Fred Rister (Record Producer) - DAAS

Gale Halvorsen (Berlin Candy Bomber) - ANN
Gale Sayers (Chicago Bear great) - SPIN
Garrett Morris (SNL) - GRODY
Gary Glitter (Pedo) - E
Gary Graffman (Pianist) - YKEWCE
Gene Hackman (Actor) - QOTU
George Schultz (Ex-Sec of State) - GRIM
George Soros (Hedge Fund Manager) - GSG
Gloria Henry (Actress) - GSG
Gloria Vanderbilt (Author, Heiress) - SONYA (06/17)
Glynis Johns (Actress) - GRIM
Gregg Leakes (Reality TV) - E
Guy Deplus (Musician) - YKEWCE

Hal Holbrook (Actor) - FOTO
Hank Aaron (MLB Legend) - H2CO
Harry Belafonte (Singer) - DAAS
Harry Reid (Ex-NV Senator) - JAH
Harry Whittington (Cheney Target Practice) - MJ
Harvey Weinstein (Scumbag) - E
Helen Reddy (Singer, Woman) - LADYK
Henry Kissinger (Warmonger) - WARD
Herman Wouk (Author) - WARD (05/17)
Hosni Mubarek (Ex-Prez of Egypt) - WARD
Hossein The Iron Sheik Khosrow (Wrassler) - PALL
Hugh Downs (TV Host) - WARD

I. M. Pei (Architect) - LUX (05/16)
Ian Holm (Actor) - DAAS
Iris Apfel (Designer) - FOTO

Jackie Stallone, Reality TV (Sly Mom) - MJ
James Earl Jones (Acting Legend) - PALL
James Kamala Harris (Wrassler) - HARV
James Lavelle (Oswald Cop) - EDIT
James Lipton (TV Host) - QOTU
James McCord (Watergate Burglar) - EDIT
Javier Perez de Cuellar (Ex-UN Sec Gen) - JAH
Jean Chretien (Ex-Canadian PM) - JAH
Jean Kennedy Smith (Diplomat) - FIRE
Jeff Blackshear (NFL) - ROYAL
Jefferson Beauregarde Sessions (Racist) - FIRE
Jerry Jones (Dallas Cowboys Owner) - H2CO
Jerry Lee Lewis (Musician) - WARD
Jill Gascoine (Actress) - GODI
Jim Kelly (NFL) - MJ
Jimmy Carter (Ex-Prez) - MJ
Jo Dee Messina (Singer) - E
John Andretti (Racecar Driver) - ROYAL
John Paul Stevens (Ex-Supreme) - EDIT (07/16)
John Saxon (Actor) - GRODY
John Warner (Ex-Senator, La Liz Hubby) - JAH
Johnny Gilbert (TV Announcer) - HARV
Johnny Lam Jones (Athlete) - H2CO (03/15)
Jonathan Haze (Seymour, Little Shop of Horrors) - GRIM
Joni Mitchell (Folk Singer) - FIRE
Jose Jose (Singer) - ROYAL
Joseph Kony (Uganda) - E
Josip Elic (Actor, Cuckoo"s Nest) - SPIN
Joyce Randolph (Actress) - EDIT
Julian Fiano (UK Reality Star) - GODI
Julie Gibson (Actress) - LADYK
Julie Newmar (Catwoman) - GRIM
Julie Strain (Actress/Model) - GRODY
June Lockhart (Actress) - EDIT
Justin Bieber (Trainwreck) - E

Karl Lagerfeld (Designer) - HARV (02/19)
Karl Rover (Scumbag Politico) - E
Kate Bowler (Author) - DAAS
Katherine Jackson (Jackson Family Matriarch) - SPIN
Katherine Johnson (Hidden Figures) - EDIT
Kathleen Blanco (Politico) - ROYAL
Keith Cass (Charity Boss) - ROYAL
Keith Richards (Rolling Stone) - H2CO
Kenny Rogers (Singer) - GRIM
Kerri Parker (Playboy Playmate) - GODI
Kerry Fraser (Hockey Referee) - HEM
Kim Jong-un (Fearless Leader) - PALL
Kim Novak (Actress) - LADYK
Kirk Douglas (Actor) - WARD

Larry King (TV Host) - QOTU
Larry Langford (Politico) - ROYAL (01/08) - OBITUARY PENDING
Larry Nassar (Scumbag Doctor) - EDIT
Larry Storch (Comedian) - MJ
Le Duc Anh (Ex-Pre Vietnam) - MJ (04/22)
Leah Bracknell (Actress) - ROYAL
Lee Bouvier Radziwill (Socialite) - FOTO (02/15)
Lee Iacoca (Auto Magnate) - WARD (07/02)
Lee Kerslake (Uriah Heap Drummer) - ROYAL
Leon Spinks (Boxer) - SPIN
Leontyne Price (Opera Singer) - FIRE
Leslie Phillips (Actor) - GODI
Lil Xan (Rapper) - GODI
Linda Nolan (Irish Singer) - FOTO
Lindsay Lohan (Trainwreck) - E
Little Richard (Musician) - LUX
Loretta Lynn (Singer) - LUX
Lou Carnasecca (Ex-NCAA Coach) - HARV
Louis Farrakhan (Religious Leader) - QOTU
Luis Echeverria (Former Mexican President) - HEM

Maggie Griffin (Reality TV Star) - YKEWCE
Magic Johnson (NBA) - GRODY
Marieke Vervoort (Paralympian) - WARD
Martin Milner (Actor (DNQ - Died in 2015)) - GSG
Meg Randall (Actress (DNQ - Died 2018)) - ANN
Mel Brooks (Director) - GRODY
Michael John Robinson (Footballer) - ROYAL
Michael Moorcock (Author, Elric series) - PALL
Michael Schumacher (Race Car Driver) - FIRE
Mick Jagger (Rolling Stone) - EDIT
Mike Derks (Gwar) - HARV
Mikhail Gorbachev (Ex-Soviet Premier) - JAH
Morton Subotnick (Composer) - YKEWCE

Nehemiah Persoff (Actor) - GRODY
Neil Young (Singer) - SONYA
Nichelle Nichols (Star Trek Actress) - LUX
Nick Buoniconti (NFL HoF) - SPIN (07/30)
Nobby Stiles (Footballer) - HEM
Norman Lear (TV Producer) - GSG
Norman Lloyd (Actor) - WARD

O.J. Simpson (Murderer) - E
Olivia deHavilland (Actress) - WARD
Olivia Newton-John (Singer) - E
Ozzy Osbourne (Musician Trainwreck) - PALL

Pat Loud (Actress) - ANN
Pat Smullen (Jockey) - ROYAL
Paul McCartney (Beatle) - EDIT
Paul Volcker (Ex-Fed Chair) - WARD
Pele (Soccer Legend) - FOTO
Peregrine Worsthorne (Journalist) - DAAS
Pete Davidson (Comedian) - LUX
Pete Doherty (Trainwreck Singer) - FIRE
Peter Angelos (MLB Owner) - MJ
Peter Marshall (Gameshow Host) - GSG
Peter Tork (Monkee) - MJ (02/21)
Petula Clark (Singer) - GSG
Phil Lesh (Musician) - FIRE
Phil Spector (Record Executive/Jailbird) - GODI
Pierre Cardin (Designer) - GRIM
Pope Benedict (Ex-Pope) - WARD
Pope Francis (Da Pope) - FIRE
Prince Philip (Royal) - EDIT

Queen Elizabeth (Queen) - MJ

Ralph Hall (Ex-TX US Rep) - SONYA
Ramsey Clark (Politico) - EDIT
Regis Philbin (Talk Show Host) - GODI
Rhonda Fleming (Actress) - GSG
Ric Flair (Wrassler) - LUX
Richard Cole (Doolittle Raider) - SPIN (04/09)
Richard Dick Lugar (Ex-Congressman) - JAH (04/28)
Richard Simmons (Health Guru) - LUX
Rickey Dixon (NFL) - HARV
Rip Torn (Actor) - LADYK (07/09)
Robert "R Kelly" Kelly (Singer, Predator) - SONYA
Robert Casper (Actor) - ANN
Robert Clary (Hogans Heroes Actor) - HEM
Robert Morgenthau (Ex-NYC DA) - YKEWCE (07/21)
Robert Mugabe (Dictator) - EDIT
Roberta McCain (Political Matriarch) - MJ
Roger Corman (Producer) - GRODY
Roger Staubach (NFL) - H2CO
Roman Reigns (Wrassler) - E
Rosalynn Carter (Former First Lady) - JAH
Ruth Bader Ginsburg (Supreme) - EDIT
Ruthie Tompsen (Disney Animator) - GRIM

Sam Huff (NFL) - FOTO
Sam Lloyd (Actor) - GODI
Samu (Wrassling) - ROYAL
Samuel Little (Serial Killer) - SPIN
Sandra Day O'Connor (Ex-Supreme) - H2CO
Scott Hall (Wrassler) - H2CO
Sean Connery (Actor) - MJ
Sean Killian (Singer) - HARV
Seiji Ozawa (Conductor) - GSG
Shelley Long (Actress) - GRODY
Sid Haig (Actor) - SONYA
Sidney Poitier (Actor) - LUX
Sinead O'Connor (Singer) - WARD
Sister Jean Dolores Schmidt (Loyola Chaplain) - HARV
Sonali Bendre (Bollywood star) - DAAS
Sonny Rollins (Blues Musician) - MJ
Stanley Donen (Director) - GRODY (02/21)
Steven Sweet (Warrant Drummer) - E
Sumner Redstone (Media Magnate) - MJ
Susan Bayh (Indiana First Lady) - ROYAL
Symere Lil Uzi Vert Woods (Rapper) - SONYA

Ted Lindsay (Hockey) - YKEWCE
Thad Cochran (Former Mississippi Senator) - HEM (05/30)
Tim Conway (Comedian) - MJ (05/14)
Tim Curry (Actor, Frankenfurter) - LADYK
Tina Turner (Singer) - WARD
Tom Baker (Dr Who) - DAAS
Tom Brokaw (Newscaster) - LUX
Tom Kennedy (Game Show Host) - LADYK
Tom Sizemore (Trainwreck Actor) - FIRE
Tommy Chong (Comedian) - LUX
Tommy Lasorda (MLB) - MJ
Tony Drewitt-Barlow (LGBT Activist) - ROYAL
Torben Ulrich (Ex-Tennis Pro) - HARV

Val Kilmer (Actor) - LUX
Valerie Harper (Actress) - WARD
Valery Giscard d'Estaing (Former French President) - HEM
Vera Lynn (Actress) - LUX
Vera Miles (Actress) - ANN
Vin Scully (Baseball Treasure) - EDIT

Walter Mirisch (Producer) - GRODY
Walter Mondale (Former Veep) - GRIM
Warren Jeffs (Mormon Scumbag) - E
Wayne LaPierre (NRA Scumbag) - E
Whitey Ford (MLB) - H2CO
Whitey Herzog (MLB) - H2CO
Willard Scott (Weatherman) - LUX
William Daniels (Actor, St. Elsewhere) - FIRE
William Frankland (Allergist Pioneer) - DAAS
William Perry (NFL) - WARD
William Shatner (Overacting Ham) - PALL
Willie Mays (MLB) - FOTO

Yasuhiro Nakasone (Ex-Japanese PM) - JAH
Yoko Ono (Alleged Singer) - GSG

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