And we're off!

In the Majors, MJ somehow has the lead with 4 hits, followed closely by ROYAL and LUX with three hits each, while E and MR 50s have scored a single smacker thus far.

H2CO, FOTO, HARV, JAH, ANN, GRODY, HEM and SPINZO all have solo hits in the Minors!

KEY:

The Major Leaguers:

ROYAL = Let's Have More Royal Funerals

WARD = Mr. 50s

LUX = The Luxury Woman

E = E-Brake

MJ = MJ

EDIT = Editer43

The Minor Leaguers:

DAAS = DrunkAsASkunk

HEM = Captain Hemlock

SPIN = Spinzo

FOTO = Fotojrn

GRODY = Mr. 80s

HARV = The Stiffs

H2CO = The Embalmer

PALL = Vincent Pall

GSG = Go See God

FIRE = Fireball

YKEWCE = YouKillemWeChillem

ANN = Morgue Attendant

GRIM = Grim McGraw

SONYA = Sonya

LADYK = Lady Karaoke

JAH = Just A Hobby

GODI = Godiago's Scythe

QOTU = Queen of the Universe

Abby Lee Miller (Dance Moms) - LUX
Abdelaziz Bouteflika (Prez of Algeria) - ROYAL
Ady Barkan (Political Activist) - HEM
Al Jaffee (Mad Magazine) - EDIT
Alan Greenspan (Economist) - QOTU
Alex Grammas (MLB) - SONYA
Alfred Brendel (Pianist) - YKEWCE
Alvin Sargent (Screenwriter) - ANN (05/09)
Andrew Fairlie (Master Chef Star) - ROYAL (01/22)
Andrew Young (Ex-Ambassador) - JAH
Angie Dickinson (Actress) - QOTU
Anthony Kennedy (Supreme Court Justice) - QOTU
Arlene Dahl (Actress) - LADYK
Artie Lange (Comedian) - MJ

Barbara Eden (Goddess/Jeannie) - PALL
Barbara Walters (Journalist) - LADYK
Barry Manilow (Singer) - LUX
Bart Starr (NFL) - MJ (05/26)
Bent Fabric (Danish Musician) - HEM
Bernard Fisher (Medical Pioneer) - EDIT
Bernard Garfield (Musician) - YKEWCE
Bernie Madoff (Scumbag) - E
Beth Chapman (TV Reality Star) - E
Betty White (Actress) - WARD
Beverly Cleary (Author) - WARD
Bill Cosby (Scumbag Comedian) - LUX
Bill Freehan (MLB) - ROYAL
Bill Heine (Broadcaster) - ROYAL (04/02)
Bill Macy (Actor, Maude) - SPIN
Bill Mazeroski (MLB HoF) - SONYA
Billy Connolly (Comedian) - WARD
Blake Nordstrom (Dept Store Magnate) - E (01/02)
Bob Barker (Gameshow Host) - LUX
Bob Dole (Politico) - MJ
Bob Newhart (Legendary Funnyman) - LADYK
Bobby Brown (Trainwreck Singer) - E
Bruce Anstey (Motorcycle Racer) - ROYAL
Buddy Harrelson (MLB) - SPIN

Carl Erskine (MLB) - SONYA
Carl Reiner (Comedian) - PALL
Carl Whitely (Filmmaker) - GODI
Carol Channing (Comedian) - LUX (01/15)
Charles Aznavour (Singer (DNQ, died in 2018)) - ANN
Charlie Sheen (Trainwreck) - EDIT
Christina of Netherlands (Princess) - DAAS
Christopher Plummer (Actor) - QOTU
Christy Dignam (Irish Singer) - ROYAL
Chuck Yeager (Test Pilot) - MJ
Clint Eastwood (Actor, Director) - YKEWCE
Clint Hill (JFK Secret Service) - GRIM
Clive Barker (Author, Director) - PALL
Clive Cussler (Author) - YKEWCE
Clive James (Author) - LUX
Cloris Leachman (Actress) - FOTO
Conrad Janis (Actor) - ANN

Dabney Coleman (Actor) - GSG
Dan Aykroyd (Actor) - QOTU
Daniel 6ix9ine Hernandez (Pathetic Rapper) - FOTO
Dave Bartholomew (Bandleader) - LADYK
David Dinkins (Former NYC Mayor) - HEM
Demi Lovato (Singer) - EDIT
Denis Goldberg (Anti-Apartheid Activist) - DAAS
Denise Nickerson (Willy Wonka) - WARD
Dennis Hastert (Scumbag Politico) - E
Diana Carey (Baby Peggy) - EDIT
Dick Button (Olympic Skater) - QOTU
Dick Cheney (Torture Aficionado) - E
Dick van Dyke (Horrible Fake Cockney Accent) - PALL
Dickey Betts (Allman Brothers guitarist) - HEM
Diego Lil Xan Leanos (Rapper) - SONYA
Donald Trump (Scumbag President) - MJ
Doris Day (Actress) - LUX (05/13)

Earl Campbell (NFL/Sausageman) - H2CO
Ed Ames (Actor) - ANN
Ed Asner (Actor, Lou Grant) - GRIM
Eddie Robinson (MLB) - SPIN
Eddie Sutton (College Basketball Coach) - GODI
Edwin Edwards (Ex-Congressman) - JAH
Ennio Morricone (Composer) - ANN
Ermest Fritz Hollings (Politico) - EDIT (04/06)
Estelle Parsons (Actress) - FOTO
Eve Marie Saint (Actress) - HARV

Fatima Ali (Chopped Star) - ROYAL (01/25)
Fred Rister (Record Producer) - DAAS

Gale Halvorsen (Berlin Candy Bomber) - ANN
Gale Sayers (Chicago Bear great) - SPIN
Garrett Morris (SNL) - GRODY
Gary Glitter (Pedo) - E
Gary Graffman (Pianist) - YKEWCE
Gene Hackman (Actor) - QOTU
George Schultz (Ex-Sec of State) - GRIM
George Soros (Hedge Fund Manager) - GSG
Gloria Henry (Actress) - GSG
Gloria Vanderbilt (Author, Heiress) - SONYA
Glynis Johns (Actress) - GRIM
Gregg Leakes (Reality TV) - E
Guy Deplus (Musician) - YKEWCE

Hal Holbrook (Actor) - FOTO
Hank Aaron (MLB Legend) - H2CO
Harry Belafonte (Singer) - DAAS
Harry Reid (Ex-NV Senator) - JAH
Harry Whittington (Cheney Target Practice) - MJ
Harvey Weinstein (Scumbag) - E
Helen Reddy (Singer, Woman) - LADYK
Henry Kissinger (Warmonger) - WARD
Herman Wouk (Author) - WARD (05/17)
Hosni Mubarek (Ex-Prez of Egypt) - WARD
Hossein The Iron Sheik Khosrow (Wrassler) - PALL
Hugh Downs (TV Host) - WARD

I. M. Pei (Architect) - LUX (05/16)
Ian Holm (Actor) - DAAS
Iris Apfel (Designer) - FOTO

Jackie Stallone, Reality TV (Sly Mom) - MJ
James Earl Jones (Acting Legend) - PALL
James Kamala Harris (Wrassler) - HARV
James Lavelle (Oswald Cop) - EDIT
James Lipton (TV Host) - QOTU
James McCord (Watergate Burglar) - EDIT
Javier Perez de Cuellar (Ex-UN Sec Gen) - JAH
Jean Chretien (Ex-Canadian PM) - JAH
Jean Kennedy Smith (Diplomat) - FIRE
Jeff Blackshear (NFL) - ROYAL
Jefferson Beauregarde Sessions (Racist) - FIRE
Jerry Jones (Dallas Cowboys Owner) - H2CO
Jerry Lee Lewis (Musician) - WARD
Jill Gascoine (Actress) - GODI
Jim Kelly (NFL) - MJ
Jimmy Carter (Ex-Prez) - MJ
Jo Dee Messina (Singer) - E
John Andretti (Racecar Driver) - ROYAL
John Paul Stevens (Ex-Supreme) - EDIT
John Saxon (Actor) - GRODY
John Warner (Ex-Senator, La Liz Hubby) - JAH
Johnny Gilbert (TV Announcer) - HARV
Johnny Lam Jones (Athlete) - H2CO (03/15)
Jonathan Haze (Seymour, Little Shop of Horrors) - GRIM
Joni Mitchell (Folk Singer) - FIRE
Jose Jose (Singer) - ROYAL
Joseph Kony (Uganda) - E
Josip Elic (Actor, Cuckoo"s Nest) - SPIN
Joyce Randolph (Actress) - EDIT
Julian Fiano (UK Reality Star) - GODI
Julie Gibson (Actress) - LADYK
Julie Newmar (Catwoman) - GRIM
Julie Strain (Actress/Model) - GRODY
June Lockhart (Actress) - EDIT
Justin Bieber (Trainwreck) - E

Karl Lagerfeld (Designer) - HARV (02/19)
Karl Rover (Scumbag Politico) - E
Kate Bowler (Author) - DAAS
Katherine Jackson (Jackson Family Matriarch) - SPIN
Katherine Johnson (Hidden Figures) - EDIT
Kathleen Blanco (Politico) - ROYAL
Keith Cass (Charity Boss) - ROYAL
Keith Richards (Rolling Stone) - H2CO
Kenny Rogers (Singer) - GRIM
Kerri Parker (Playboy Playmate) - GODI
Kerry Fraser (Hockey Referee) - HEM
Kim Jong-un (Fearless Leader) - PALL
Kim Novak (Actress) - LADYK
Kirk Douglas (Actor) - WARD

Larry King (TV Host) - QOTU
Larry Langford (Politico) - ROYAL (01/08) - OBITUARY PENDING
Larry Nassar (Scumbag Doctor) - EDIT
Larry Storch (Comedian) - MJ
Le Duc Anh (Ex-Pre Vietnam) - MJ (04/22)
Leah Bracknell (Actress) - ROYAL
Lee Bouvier Radziwill (Socialite) - FOTO (02/15)
Lee Iacoca (Auto Magnate) - WARD
Lee Kerslake (Uriah Heap Drummer) - ROYAL
Leon Spinks (Boxer) - SPIN
Leontyne Price (Opera Singer) - FIRE
Leslie Phillips (Actor) - GODI
Lil Xan (Rapper) - GODI
Linda Nolan (Irish Singer) - FOTO
Lindsay Lohan (Trainwreck) - E
Little Richard (Musician) - LUX
Loretta Lynn (Singer) - LUX
Lou Carnasecca (Ex-NCAA Coach) - HARV
Louis Farrakhan (Religious Leader) - QOTU
Luis Echeverria (Former Mexican President) - HEM

Maggie Griffin (Reality TV Star) - YKEWCE
Magic Johnson (NBA) - GRODY
Marieke Vervoort (Paralympian) - WARD
Martin Milner (Actor (DNQ - Died in 2015)) - GSG
Meg Randall (Actress (DNQ - Died 2018)) - ANN
Mel Brooks (Director) - GRODY
Michael John Robinson (Footballer) - ROYAL
Michael Moorcock (Author, Elric series) - PALL
Michael Schumacher (Race Car Driver) - FIRE
Mick Jagger (Rolling Stone) - EDIT
Mike Derks (Gwar) - HARV
Mikhail Gorbachev (Ex-Soviet Premier) - JAH
Morton Subotnick (Composer) - YKEWCE

Nehemiah Persoff (Actor) - GRODY
Neil Young (Singer) - SONYA
Nichelle Nichols (Star Trek Actress) - LUX
Nick Buoniconi (NFL HoF) - SPIN
Nobby Stiles (Footballer) - HEM
Norman Lear (TV Producer) - GSG
Norman Lloyd (Actor) - WARD

O.J. Simpson (Murderer) - E
Olivia deHavilland (Actress) - WARD
Olivia Newton-John (Singer) - E
Ozzy Osbourne (Musician Trainwreck) - PALL

Pat Loud (Actress) - ANN
Pat Smullen (Jockey) - ROYAL
Paul McCartney (Beatle) - EDIT
Paul Volcker (Ex-Fed Chair) - WARD
Pele (Soccer Legend) - FOTO
Peregrine Worsthorne (Journalist) - DAAS
Pete Davidson (Comedian) - LUX
Pete Doherty (Trainwreck Singer) - FIRE
Peter Angelos (MLB Owner) - MJ
Peter Marshall (Gameshow Host) - GSG
Peter Tork (Monkee) - MJ (02/21)
Petula Clark (Singer) - GSG
Phil Lesh (Musician) - FIRE
Phil Spector (Record Executive/Jailbird) - GODI
Pierre Cardin (Designer) - GRIM
Pope Benedict (Ex-Pope) - WARD
Pope Francis (Da Pope) - FIRE
Prince Philip (Royal) - EDIT

Queen Elizabeth (Queen) - MJ

Ralph Hall (Ex-TX US Rep) - SONYA
Ramsey Clark (Politico) - EDIT
Regis Philbin (Talk Show Host) - GODI
Rhonda Fleming (Actress) - GSG
Ric Flair (Wrassler) - LUX
Richard Cole (Doolittle Raider) - SPIN (04/09)
Richard Dick Lugar (Ex-Congressman) - JAH (04/28)
Richard Simmons (Health Guru) - LUX
Rickey Dixon (NFL) - HARV
Rip Torn (Actor) - LADYK
Robert "R Kelly" Kelly (Singer, Predator) - SONYA
Robert Casper (Actor) - ANN
Robert Clary (Hogans Heroes Actor) - HEM
Robert Morgenthau (Ex-NYC DA) - YKEWCE
Robert Mugabe (Dictator) - EDIT
Roberta McCain (Political Matriarch) - MJ
Roger Corman (Producer) - GRODY
Roger Staubach (NFL) - H2CO
Roman Reigns (Wrassler) - E
Rosalynn Carter (Former First Lady) - JAH
Ruth Bader Ginsburg (Supreme) - EDIT
Ruthie Tompsen (Disney Animator) - GRIM

Sam Huff (NFL) - FOTO
Sam Lloyd (Actor) - GODI
Samu (Wrassling) - ROYAL
Samuel Little (Serial Killer) - SPIN
Sandra Day O'Connor (Ex-Supreme) - H2CO
Scott Hall (Wrassler) - H2CO
Sean Connery (Actor) - MJ
Sean Killian (Singer) - HARV
Seiji Ozawa (Conductor) - GSG
Shelley Long (Actress) - GRODY
Sid Haig (Actor) - SONYA
Sidney Poitier (Actor) - LUX
Sinead O'Connor (Singer) - WARD
Sister Jean Dolores Schmidt (Loyola Chaplain) - HARV
Sonali Bendre (Bollywood star) - DAAS
Sonny Rollins (Blues Musician) - MJ
Stanley Donen (Director) - GRODY (02/21)
Steven Sweet (Warrant Drummer) - E
Sumner Redstone (Media Magnate) - MJ
Susan Bayh (Indiana First Lady) - ROYAL
Symere Lil Uzi Vert Woods (Rapper) - SONYA

Ted Lindsay (Hockey) - YKEWCE
Thad Cochran (Former Mississippi Senator) - HEM (05/30)
Tim Conway (Comedian) - MJ (05/14)
Tim Curry (Actor, Frankenfurter) - LADYK
Tina Turner (Singer) - WARD
Tom Baker (Dr Who) - DAAS
Tom Brokaw (Newscaster) - LUX
Tom Kennedy (Game Show Host) - LADYK
Tom Sizemore (Trainwreck Actor) - FIRE
Tommy Chong (Comedian) - LUX
Tommy Lasorda (MLB) - MJ
Tony Drewitt-Barlow (LGBT Activist) - ROYAL
Torben Ulrich (Ex-Tennis Pro) - HARV

Val Kilmer (Actor) - LUX
Valerie Harper (Actress) - WARD
Valery Giscard d'Estaing (Former French President) - HEM
Vera Lynn (Actress) - LUX
Vera Miles (Actress) - ANN
Vin Scully (Baseball Treasure) - EDIT

Walter Mirisch (Producer) - GRODY
Walter Mondale (Former Veep) - GRIM
Warren Jeffs (Mormon Scumbag) - E
Wayne LaPierre (NRA Scumbag) - E
Whitey Ford (MLB) - H2CO
Whitey Herzog (MLB) - H2CO
Willard Scott (Weatherman) - LUX
William Daniels (Actor, St. Elsewhere) - FIRE
William Frankland (Allergist Pioneer) - DAAS
William Perry (NFL) - WARD
William Shatner (Overacting Ham) - PALL
Willie Mays (MLB) - FOTO

Yasuhiro Nakasone (Ex-Japanese PM) - JAH
Yoko Ono (Alleged Singer) - GSG

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