The 2026 Game is Afoot!

HEM and MJ are tied in the Majors lead with 3 hits, GSG has a solo smacker and E-Brake is still goose eggs. PALL and HARV lead the Minors with solo hits apiece.

Last season in the 2025 Majors, MJ won the Majors with 7 super hits, and in the Minors Captain Hemlock won with 3 smackers!

KEY:

The Major Leaguers:

MJ = MJ

E = E-Brake

GSG = Go See God

HEM = Captain Hemlock

The Minor Leaguers:

RARA = RaRaRachel	HARV = The Stiffs	TIME = Time's Up	EDIT = Editer 43
PALL = Vincent Pall	SPIN = Spinzo	GRODY = Mr. 80s	FOTO = Fotojrn
FIRE = Fireball

Aaron Rodgers (Scumbag Ex-QB NFL) - FIRE
Akihito (Ex-Japan Emperor) - MJ
Al Sharpton (Activist) - PALL
Alan Greenspan (Economist) - HEM
Ali Khamenei (Iran Cleric) - MJ (02/28)
Andy Taylor (Singer) - MJ
Ann Blyth (Actress) - GRODY
Barbara Eden (Actress) - PALL
Barry Manilow (Singer) - E
Ben Sasse (Ex-Senator) - E
Berry Gordy (Motown Founder) - EDIT
Bill Clinton (Ex-Prez) - MJ
Bill Cosby (Vile Rapist) - E
Bill Greason (Negro Leagues Player) - HARV
Bill Maz Mazeroski (MLB HOF) - HARV (02/20)
Bob Cousy (Ex-NBA) - HEM
Bob Segar (Singer) - FOTO
Bobby Shantz (Ex-MLB) - HARV
Bobby Vinton (Singer) - SPIN
Brad Arnold (Singer) - MJ (02/07)
Brandon Brown (Scumbag Nascar Driver) - FIRE
Brett Favre (Scumbag Ex-QB NFL) - FIRE
Britney Spears (Trainwreck Singer) - MJ
Bruce Willis (Actor) - E
Buzz Aldrin (Astronaut) - HEM
Caren Marsh Doll (Actress) - TIME
Carol Burnett (Iconic Comedienne) - RARA
Christina Applegate (Actress) - HEM
Chubby Checker (Twisty Singer) - FOTO
Chuck Howley (Ex-NFL) - TIME
Clayton Flowers (Tuskegee Airman) - TIME
Cliff Hagan (NBA) - FOTO
Clint Eastwood (Actor) - HEM
Clive Barker (Director) - PALL
Daniel 6ix9ine Hernandez (Scumbag Rapper) - FIRE
Dave Coulier (Actor) - GSG
David Attenbrough (Iconic Nature Filmmaker) - EDIT
Delonte West (Ex-NBA) - HARV
Dennis Hastert (Pedo) - E
Dick Van Dyke (Iconic Actor) - PALL
Dick Vitale (Sports Personality) - MJ
Dionne Warwick (Singer) - FOTO
Doc Severinson (Conductor) - HEM
Dominic Chianese (Actor) - GSG
Don King (Boxing Promoter) - MJ
Donald J Trump (Vile Pedo) - RARA
Edie McClurg (Actress) - HEM
Elijah Blue Allman (Musician) - HARV
Ellen Burstyn (Actress ) - RARA
Elon Musk (Scumbag Billionaire) - FIRE
Eric Dane (Actor) - HEM (02/19)
Estelle Parsons (Actress) - GRODY
Eugenia Cooney (Interwebs Influencer) - HARV
Eva Marie Saint (Actress) - GSG
Frankie Valli (Crooner) - HEM
Fred Haise (Astronaut) - EDIT
Garrett Morris (SNL OG Icon) - GRODY
Gary Glitter (Pedo) - E
Gary Ridgeway (Green River Killer) - TIME
Gene Krantz (NASA) - EDIT
Gene Shalit (Critic) - HEM
Gene Stallings (Ex-NFL Coach) - TIME
George Chakiris (Actor) - FOTO
Ghislaine Maxwell (Evil Person) - E
Hal Gurnee (Letterman Director) - SPIN
Hamako Mori (Gamer Grandma) - HARV
Harold Bray (USS Indianapolis Survivor) - TIME
Harrison Ford (Actor, Bad Pilot) - PALL
Harvey Weinstein (Vile Rapist) - E
Imelda Marcos (Shoe Collector) - GSG
Ivan Putski (Wrasler) - HARV
Jack Hanna (Vile Big Cat Abuser) - E
Jack Nicklaus (Golf Icon) - GSG
James Baker III (Ex-Politico) - EDIT
James Hong (Actor) - GSG
James Van Der Beek (Actor) - HEM (02/11)
Jane Fonda (Actress) - GSG
Jared Fogle (Vile Pedo) - E
Jason Collins (NBA) - MJ
Jeanette Lee (Pool Player Icon) - MJ
Jefferson Beauregarde Sessions (Scumbag Ex-Senator ) - FIRE
Jesse Jackson (Reverend) - HEM (02/17)
Joan Collins (Actress) - MJ
Joan Ganz Cooney (Sesame Street) - GRODY
Joanne Woodward (Actress) - GSG
Joe Arpio (Vile Sheriff) - TIME
Joe Biden (Ex-Prez) - MJ
Joe Exotic Maldonado-Passage (Scumbag Zookeeper ) - FIRE
Joel Gray (Actor) - EDIT
John Astin (Actor) - GSG
John Cleese (Iconic Comedian) - PALL
Johnny Mathis (Crooner) - SPIN
Joy Behar (Talkshow Host) - GSG
Julie Andrews (Actress ) - RARA
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar (Basketball Legend) - E
Kate Miccuci (Actress) - FOTO
Kate Thurston (Bachelorette) - SPIN
King Charles (King) - E
Larry Nassar (Vile Abuser) - E
Lee Grant (Actress/Director) - GRODY
Lem Barney (Ex-NHL) - TIME
Leslie Benningfield Randall (Activist, Tulsa Massacre Survivor) - TIME
Linda Rondstadt (Singer) - HEM
Lisa Lu (Actress) - GRODY
Liza Minelli (Singer/Actress) - HEM
Lou Holtz (NCAA Coach) - MJ (03/04)
Magic Johnson (NBA Icon) - GRODY
Marion Ross (Actress) - EDIT
Martin Sheen (Actor) - PALL
Marv Levy (NFL Coach) - HEM
Mavis Leno (Philanthropist) - SPIN
Mel Brooks (Comedy Icon) - GSG
Michael Bolton (Singer) - HEM
Michael Caine (Actor) - RARA
Michael Tilson Thomas (Conductor) - MJ
Michael York (Actor) - MJ
Mike Ditka (Ex-NFL) - TIME
Mitch McConnell (Hate Monger) - E
Neil Diamond (Sexy Singer) - FOTO
Nicholas Brady (Ex-Politico) - EDIT
Nigel Starmer-Smith (Rugby Commentator) - FOTO
Noam Chomsky (Linguist/Political Columnist) - MJ
Paul Rodgers (Singer) - SPIN
Peter Max (Poster Artist) - MJ
Petula Clark (Singer) - GSG
Phil Collins (Musician) - E
Quinton Aaron (Actor) - E
Randy Moss (Ex-NFL) - GSG
Ray Anthony (Bandleader) - GRODY
Ray J (R&B Singer ) - FIRE
Rita Moreno (Actress ) - RARA
Robert Duvall (Actor) - GSG (02/15)
Robert Ito (Actor) - SPIN
Robert Munsch (Author) - SPIN
Robert Wagner (Actor, Murder Suspect) - E
Rodrigo Duterte (Scumbag Filipino Prez ) - FIRE
Ron Jeremy (Vile Porn Star) - E
Roseanne Barr (Scumbag Comedienne ) - FIRE
Rupert Murdoch (Hate Monger) - E
Sam Neill (Actor) - MJ
Sandy Koufax (MLB Icon) - FOTO
Scotty Bowman (NHL Coaching Legend) - SPIN
Shelley Long (Actress) - GRODY
Shirley Jones (Actress) - HEM
Shirley MacLaine (Actress) - GSG
Sonny Rollins (Jazzman) - HEM
Stephen King (Author) - PALL
Stephen Stills (Iconic Singer) - FOTO
Ted Turner (Media Mogul) - GSG
Teddi Melloncamp (Reality TV Actress) - MJ
Tedy Bruschi (Ex-NFL) - GSG
Tim Curry (Actor) - RARA
Tina Louise (Actress) - GSG
Tippi Hedren (Actress) - EDIT
Tom Brokaw (Broadcaster) - HEM
Tylor Chase (Actor) - HARV
Valentina Tereshkova (Cosmonaut) - EDIT
Valerie Perrine (Actress) - PALL (03/23)
Victor Davis Hansen (Commentator) - SPIN
Victoria Jackson (Comedian) - MJ
Warren Beatty (Actor) - E
Warren Buffet (Financial Mogul) - RARA
William Daniels (Actor) - RARA
William Shatner ((Over)Actor) - PALL
William The Refrigerator Perry (Ex-NFL) - HEM
Willy Nelson (Country Music Icon) - GSG
Woody Allen (Vile Predator) - RARA
Woody Woodbury (Comedian) - GRODY
Yoko Ono (Alleged Singer) - GSG
Zachary Ty Bryan (Actor) - HARV

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