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In the Majors, LUX and WARD are experiencing marital strife as they are tied for the lead with two apiece. FOTO, E, and MJ are only one toetag behind. It's a close one so far!

The Minors have a hit apiece for HEM, NICK, OAF, LADYK, GRODY and GSG. Who will get #2 first?

In 2022 LUX won the Majors with a fantastic 7 hits, while MJ was right behind with 5 smackers. WARD raced to the end with 3 hits while E moped along with 1.

FOTOJRN won the 2022 Minors with 3 hits and joins us again in the Majors for 2023!

KEY:

The Major Leaguers:

LUX = The Luxury Woman

MJ = MJ

WARD = Mr. 50s

E = E-Brake

FOTO = Fotojrn

The Minor Leaguers:

HEM = Captain Hemlock	TIME = Time's Up	MORRI = Morrigan	HARV = The Stiffs
PALL = Vincent Pall	MAK = Mike_And_Kir	EDIT = Editer 43	GRODY = Mr. 80s
SPIN = Spinzo	GSG = Go See God	H2CO = The Embalmer	JAH = Just A Hobby
LADYK = Lady Karaoke	VIVA = Hector Vortac	FIRE = Fireball	CORGI = EIIR's Corgi
NICK = Necro Nick	ZAIR = Zairdoc	OAF = OAF

Aaron Rodgers (Scumbag NFL QB) - FIRE
Abdullah the Butcher (Wrassler) - HARV
Abu al-Hussein al-Husseini al-Quraishi (ISIS leader and drone magnet) - MORRI
Akihito (Ex-Japan Emperor) - E
Al Jaffee (Mad Magazine Artist) - WARD
Al Pacino (Actor) - CORGI
Al Roker (TV Weatherman) - WARD
Al Ruddy (Movie Producer) - CORGI
Alan Bergman (Songwriter) - LADYK
Alan Greenspan (Economist) - LUX
Alan Simpson (US Senator) - JAH
Alec Baldwin (Actor) - OAF
Andrew Tate (Vile Human Trafficker) - E
Andy Taylor (Duran Duran Guitarist) - MJ
Annabelle Gurwitch (Author) - WARD
Bam Margera (Jackass Trainwreck) - HARV
Barack Obama (Ex-US President) - ZAIR
Barbara Eden (Actress) - FOTO
Barbara Rush (Actress) - GRODY
Barry Switzer (NFL) - H2CO
Ben Stiller (Actor) - MAK
Benjamin Berell Ferencz (Nuremberg Prosecutor) - TIME
Bernard Kalb (Journalist) - HEM (01/08)
Bill Archer (US Rep) - JAH
Bill Butler (Cinematographer) - GRODY
Bill Clinton (Ex-US President) - CORGI
Bill Cosby (Vile Rapist) - E
Bill Hayes (Singer, Actor) - LUX
Bill Maz Mazeroski (MLB HOF) - HARV
Bob Barker (Gameshow Host) - LUX
Bob Eubanks (Gameshow Host) - E
Bob Lilly (NFL) - H2CO
Bob Newhart (Comedy Legend) - MJ
Bob Pettit (NBA Player) - HEM
Bobby Charlton (English Footballer) - TIME
Bobby Knight (Angry College Hoops Coach) - SPIN
Bobby Shantz (MLB Pitcher) - NICK
Brandon Brown (Scumbag NASCAR Driver) - FIRE
Brian Wilson (Beach Boy) - VIVA
Bruce Willis (Actor) - MORRI
Bud Grant (Coach) - LADYK (03/11)
Burt Bacharach (Iconic Songwriter) - WARD (02/08)
Buzz Aldrin (Astronaut) - FOTO
Caren Marsh Doll (Actress) - WARD
Carole Cook (Actress) - LUX (01/11)
Carolyn Bryant (Vile Accuser of Emmett Till) - E
Celine Dion (Singer and Canadian icon) - NICK
Charles Grassley (Ancient Senator) - NICK
Charles Ogletree (Barack Obama Mentor) - SPIN
Charles Sobhraj (French Mass Murderer) - SPIN
Charlie Munger (American Oligarch) - TIME
Charlie Rangel (US Rep) - JAH
Chuck Schumer (Senate Majority Leader) - ZAIR
Clint Eastwood (Actor/Director) - LADYK
Clint Hill (Author, JFK Secret Service) - WARD
Clive Barker (Author/Director) - PALL
Connie Francis (Singer) - VIVA
Corey Feldman (Misunderstood Actor) - CORGI
Dabney Coleman (Actor) - VIVA
Daniel Snyder (Vile NFL Owner) - E
Dave Cobra Parker (MLB) - HARV
David Attenborough (Natural Historian) - WARD
David Crosby (Rock Legend) - GSG (01/18)
David Oreck (Vacuum Cleaner Guy) - EDIT
Dennis Hastert (Vile Pedo) - E
Dianne Feinstein (Ancient Senator) - NICK
Dick Button (Figure Skater) - FOTO
Dick Cavett (Talk Show Host) - GSG
Dick Cheney (Vile War Criminal) - LUX
Dick Groat (MLB) - HARV
Dick Van Dyke (Iconic Actor) - LUX
Dick Vitale (Sports Personality) - MJ
Dikembe Mutombo (NBA Player) - HEM
Doc Severinsen (Tonight Show Bandleader) - EDIT
Dolly Parton (Music Icon) - MAK
Don King (Bad hair fighting promoter) - EDIT
Donald Trump (Scumbag Ex-Prez, Conman) - MAK
Donald Trump Jr. (Trainwreck son of Conman) - NICK
Doyle Brunson (Poker Legend) - SPIN
Earl Campbell (NFL HOF) - H2CO
Earl Holliman (Actor) - SPIN
Ed Meese (Iran-Contra AG) - JAH
Edie McClurg (Actress) - HEM
Elisabeth Waldo (Violinist) - FOTO
Elliott Gould (Actor) - H2CO
Elroy Face (MLB) - HARV
Emmet Walsh (Actor) - WARD
Erich von Daniken (Godfather of Alien Conspiracy) - VIVA
Estelle Parsons (Actress) - GRODY
Ethel Kennedy (Kennedy) - FOTO
Eva Marie Saint (Actress) - FOTO
Francis Ford Coppola (Movie Director) - CORGI
Frank Borman (Astronaut) - EDIT
Garrett Morris (SNL) - GRODY
Gary Glitter (Vile Abuser) - E
Gavin Newsom (Politician) - ZAIR
Gena Rowlands (Actress) - LADYK
Gene Hackman (Actor) - OAF
Gene Shalit (Walking Mustache, Movie Reviewer) - E
George Alagiah (BBC Newsreader) - FIRE
George Clooney (Actor) - ZAIR
George Mitchell (US Senator) - JAH
George Soros (Businessman) - OAF
Ghislaine Maxwell (Vile Abuser) - E
Gina Lollobrigida (Actress) - LUX (01/16)
Glynis Johns (Actress) - LUX
Gordon Lightfoot (Canadian Troubadour) - PALL
Hal Linden (Actor) - PALL
Harrison Ford (Actor/Poor Pilot) - PALL
Harrison Ruffin Tyler (Presidential Scion) - HARV
Harry Belafonte (Singer) - MJ
Harry Whittington (Cheney Target Practice) - MJ (02/04)
Harvey Weinstein (Vile Rapist) - E
Henry Kissinger (Vile War Criminal) - FOTO
Herb Alpert (Musician) - VIVA
Hossein The Iron Shiek Khosrow (Wrassler) - PALL
Hugh Jackman (Actor) - MAK
Hunter Biden (Political Hot Potato) - OAF
Ian McDiarmid (Actor) - H2CO
Imelda Marcos (Philippine Politician) - JAH
Iris Apfel (Fashion Icon) - FOTO
Jack Hanna (Vile Big Cat Abuser) - E
Jair Bolsonaro (Vile Ex-Prez Of Brazil) - E
Jake The Snake Roberts (Wrassler) - MJ
James Baker III (Secretary of State) - JAH
James D. Watson (Double Helix Guy) - EDIT
James Earl Jones (Iconic Actor) - WARD
Jane Fonda (Hanoi Jane) - GSG
Janis Paige (Actress) - LUX
Jean Dolores Schmidt (Nun/Loyola Superfan) - HARV
Jeanette Lee (Pool Player Icon) - WARD
Jeff Bridges (The Dude) - PALL
Jefferson Beauregarde Sessions (Racist Ex-AG) - FIRE
Jeffrey Jones (Vile Abuser) - LUX
Jim Hacksaw Duggan (Wrassler) - H2CO
Jim Otto (Football player) - VIVA
Jimmy Carter (Ex-President) - MJ
Joanne Woodward (Actress) - MJ
Joe Biden (US President) - ZAIR
Joe Doering (Wrassler) - WARD
Joe Walsh (Rock legend) - VIVA
John Astin (Actor) - OAF
John Cullum (Actor) - VIVA
John Fetterman (Senator) - MORRI
John Oates (Singer) - H2CO
Johnny Gilbert (Gameshow Announcer) - E
Joni Mitchell (Folk Singer) - FIRE
Jonnie Irwin (British Presenter) - FOTO
Joseph Joe Exotic Maldonado-Passage (Scumbag Zookeeper) - FIRE
Joyce Randolph (Actress) - LUX
June Lockhart (Actress) - WARD
Kamala Harris (US Vice President) - ZAIR
Kanye West (Trainwreck Musician) - ZAIR
Karl Rove (Vile War Criminal) - E
Katherine Jackson (Jackson Family Matriarch) - SPIN
Keith Richards (Rolling Stone) - FIRE
Kid Cudi (Rapper) - MAK
Kim Jong-Un (Fearless Leader) - PALL
King Charles of England (Da King) - OAF
Kris Kristofferson (Musical Genius) - GSG
Kyrie Irving (Scumbag NBA Guard) - FIRE
Larry Pressler (Ex-Senator) - MORRI
Lee Grant (Actress) - LADYK
Leontyne Price (Opera Singer) - FIRE
Leslie Stahl (60 Minutes Host) - GSG
Linda Nolan (Singer) - FOTO
Linda Ronstadt (Singer) - LUX
Lisa Marie Presley (Princess of Rock & Roll) - NICK (01/12)
Lou Carnesecca (College Basketball Coach) - HARV
Louis Farrakhan (Nation of Islam Leader/Bigot) - FOTO
Lowell Weicker (US Senator) - JAH
Luis Aparicio (MLB HOF) - HARV
Magic Johnson (NBA Legend) - GRODY
Mahathir bin"Mohamad (Ex-PM of Malaysia) - TIME
Marilyn Bennett (Actress) - MORRI
Marion Ross (Actress) - LUX
Marla Gibbs (Actress) - OAF
Martha Firestone Ford (NFL Owner) - EDIT
Martin Cooper (Mobile Phone Guy) - EDIT
Martina Navratilova (Tennis Star) - LADYK
Marv Levy (NFL Coach) - HEM
Mary Quant (Designer) - LADYK
Mel Brooks (Comedy Legend) - LUX
Michael C. Hall (Actor) - MAK
Michael J. Fox (Actor) - NICK
Michael Tilson Thomas (Conductor) - FOTO
Michael York (Actor) - MJ
Mick Jagger (Rockstar) - CORGI
Mikheil Saakashvili (Ex-Prez of Georgia) - SPIN
Mitch McConnell (Evil Politico) - E
Nancy Pelosi (Former US House Speaker) - ZAIR
Narendra Modi (Scumbag PM of India) - FIRE
Newton Minow (Ex-Chairman FCC) - LUX
Nicholas Brady (US Senator) - JAH
Noam Chomsky (Father of Modern Linguistics) - VIVA
Norman Jewison (Director) - GRODY
Norman Lear (Comedy Legend) - FOTO
OJ Simpson (Murderer) - MAK
Oprah Winfrey (TV Host) - ZAIR
Oscar Robertson (Basketball player) - VIVA
Ozzy Osbourne (Singer/Prince of Darkness) - PALL
Pat Robertson (Vile Televangelist) - MJ
Patricia Routledge (Mrs. Bucket (that's BOO-kay!)) - GSG
Patrick Stewart (Actor) - MAK
Paul Dooley (Actor) - SPIN
Peggy Webber (Actress) - WARD
Pervez Musharraf (Vile Ex-Prez of Pakistan) - E (02/05)
Pete Wilson (Former CA Govenor) - NICK
Peter Angelos (Baseball Owner) - MJ
Peter Marshall (Gameshow Host) - WARD
Peter Max (Artist) - MJ
Peter Yarrow (Music Icon) - FOTO
Phil Collins (Singer) - H2CO
Phyllis Coates (Actress) - LUX
Phyllis Dalton (Costume Designer) - GRODY
Polly Holliday (Kiss Her Acting Grits) - HEM
Pope Francis (Da Pope) - GSG
Post Malone (Musician) - MAK
Prince Harry (British Royal Family Spare) - ZAIR
Priscilla Pointer (Actress) - GRODY
Prunella Scales (Actress) - TIME
Rachel Levine (US Asst Secr. of Health) - MORRI
Raquel Welch (Iconic Actress) - OAF (02/15)
Raul Castro (Ex-Prez of Cuba) - FOTO
Rebecca Schull (Actress) - LUX
Rhod Gilbert (British Comedian) - MORRI
Richard M. Sherman (Mary Poppins songwriter) - EDIT
Rita Moreno (Actress) - PALL
Robert DeNiro (Actor) - OAF
Robert Duvall (Actor) - CORGI
Robert Wagner (Actor, Murder Suspect) - GSG
Roberta Flack (Singer) - MJ
Roger Corman (Filmmaker) - EDIT
Roger Staubach (NFL HOF) - H2CO
Rolf Harris (Vile Abuser) - TIME
Rosalynn Carter (Ex-First Lady) - LUX
Rosemary Harris (Actress) - LADYK
Rupert Murdoch (Hatemonger) - MAK
Russell M. Nelson (Mormon Leader) - EDIT
Ruth Buzzi (Comic Icon) - WARD
Sandra Day O'Connor (Ex-Supreme) - MJ
Seiji Ozawa (Conductor) - GSG
Shane MacGowan (Pogue) - E
Shannen Doherty (Trainwreck Actress) - MJ
Sharon Osborne (Music Manager) - CORGI
Shecky Greene (Comedian) - E
Shelley Long (Actress) - GRODY
Smokey Robinson (Singer) - OAF
Sonny Jurgensen (HOF NFL) - FOTO
Sonny Rollins (Jazzman) - MJ
Stanley Baxter (Actor) - TIME
Stella Stevens (Actress) - WARD (02/17)
Steve Bannon (Vile Strategist) - E
Steve Gleason (NFL) - NICK
Steve Lawrence (Crooner) - LADYK
Steve Mongo McMichael (Wrassler) - WARD
Steve Wochy Wojciechowski (NHL) - TIME
Sylvester Stallone (Actor) - CORGI
Ted Kaczynski (Unabomber) - MJ
Ted Lerner (MLB Owner) - FOTO (02/12)
Ted Turner (CNN Founder) - NICK
Teri Garr (Actress) - MJ
Terry Bradshaw (NFL QB) - MORRI
Terry Funk (Wrassler) - TIME
Tim Commerford (Musician) - FOTO
Tina Turner (Iconic Singer) - MJ
Tippi Hedren (Actress) - LADYK
Toby Keith (Country Music Icon) - MJ
Tom Lehrer (Musician) - FOTO
Tommy Lee Jones (Actor) - CORGI
Tony Bennett (Iconic Singer) - LUX
Tony LaRussa (MLB Manager) - MORRI
Tracy Hurley Martin (Museum Founder) - WARD
Val Kilmer (Actor) - WARD
Valerie Perrine (Actress) - SPIN
Vera Miles (Actress) - SPIN
Vickie Lawrence (Funny Lady) - H2CO
Violeta Chamorro (Ex-Prez of Nicaragua) - HEM
Virgil (Wrassler) - WARD
Virginia Halas McCaskey (NFL Owner) - TIME
Vladimir Putin (War Criminal) - MORRI
Walter Mirisch (Producer) - GRODY (02/24)
Wendy Williams (Trainwreck Talkshow Host) - HEM
Whitey Herzog (MLB Manager) - HEM
William Perry (SecDef under Clinton) - JAH
William Shatner (Hammy Actor) - PALL
William The Refrigerator Perry (NFL Player) - HEM
Willie Mays (Baseball Icon) - FOTO
Willie Nelson (Country Music Icon) - LUX
Yoko Ono (Alleged Singer) - GSG

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