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ROYAL has the lead in the Majors with 7 hits, while WARD is next with 5, and the other Majors have solo shots.

In the Minors, EDIT has a big lead with 4 smackers while GODI has 2 and LADYK, H2CO, GRODY and GRIM have single hits.

In the 2017 Majors, LUX wins with 5 spectacular hits! Mr. 50s came in second, with FOTO, STAB and MJ with 4 hits each and E bringing up the rear with 3 hits.

Wow! What a fight we had for the top spot in the Minors. ROYAL won with 7 freakin' hits, with Drunk As A Skunk coming in right behind with 6 dingers, then Metal, Nick and Spinzo with 3 hits each, and everyone else mulled over spending more time compiling their 2018 lists.

Congrats to all and thanks as always for playing!

KEY:

The Major Leaguers:

LUX = The Luxury Woman

WARD = Mr. 50s

MJ = MJ

E = E-Brake

ROYAL = Let's Have More Royal Funerals

The Minor Leaguers:

SPIN = Spinzo

HEM = Captain Hemlock

DAAS = DrunkAsASkunk

FOTO = Fotojrn

GRODY = Mr. 80s

EDIT = Editer43

HARV = Team Scratch n Stiffs

PALL = Vincent Pall

JAH = Just A Hobby

FIRE = Fireball

SONYA = Sonya

GSG = Go See God

GODI = Godiago's Scythe

GRIM = Grim McGraw

H2CO = The Embalmer

NICK = NecroNick

LADYK = Lady Karaoke

YKEWCE = YouKillemWeChillem

Al Jaffee (MAD Magazine cartoonist) - HEM
Alan Greenspan (Former Fed Chairman) - EDIT
Alberto Fujimori (Peruvian Politico) - ROYAL
Ali Khamenei (Ayatollah) - MJ
Ami Brown (Reality TV Star) - DAAS
Angela Lansbury (Actress) - EDIT
Angus Sinclair (Murderer) - ROYAL
Aretha Franklin (Singer) - MJ
Arian Action Bronson Asllani (Rapper/Actor) - HARV
Atal Behari Vajpayee (Ex Indian Prime Minister ) - DAAS

Barbara Bush (Ex First Lady) - WARD (04/17)
Barbara Eden (Actress) - PALL
Barbara Walters (Journalist) - ROYAL
Barry Manilow (Singer) - LUX
Bart Starr (Football) - MJ
Ben Agajanian (NFL Placekicker) - NICK
Bent Fabric (Danish Musician) - HEM
Bernard Lewis (Historian) - FOTO (05/19) - OBITUARY PENDING
Bernard Tapei (French Politician) - ROYAL
Bernie Madoff (Scumbag) - E
Beth Smith Chapman (American Bounty Hunter ) - HARV
Betty White (Actress) - WARD
Beverly Cleary (Author) - WARD
Big Van Vader (Wrassler) - WARD (06/18)
Bill Cosby (Rapist) - E
Billy Connolly (Comedian) - WARD
Billy Zoom (Guitar Player) - NICK
Bob Barker (TV Host) - LUX
Bob Dole (Politico) - WARD
Bob Dylan (Musician) - SONYA
Bob Eubanks (Newlywed Game Host) - GSG
Bob Mackie (Designer) - SONYA
Bobby Brown (Singer) - E
Brian Wilson (Beach Boy) - SONYA
Burt Reynolds (Actor) - E

Camille Crosby (Wife of Rapist) - E
Carl Reiner (Comic Genius) - GRIM
Carol Channing (Actress) - WARD
Charles Aznavour (Singer) - GODI
Charles Osgood (Reporter) - H2CO
Charlie Sheen (Trainwreck) - E
Charlotte Rae (Actress) - ROYAL
Chris Mortensen (ESPN Analyst) - FOTO
Chuck Yeager (Test Pilot) - MJ
Cicely Tyson (Actress) - LUX
Clint Eastwood (Actor, Chair Talker) - YKEWCE
Clint Hill (JFK Secret Service Agent) - GRIM
Clive Barker (Author/Director) - PALL
Clive Cussler (Author) - YKEWCE
Clive James (Author) - ROYAL
Cloris Leachman (Actress) - LADYK
Colin Butts (Author) - ROYAL
Connie Sawyer (Actress) - GRIM (01/21)

Dalai Lama (His Holiness) - MJ
Dave Bartholomew (Music Producer) - NICK
David Prowse (Actor, Darth Vader) - YKEWCE
Dean Francis (Boxer) - ROYAL (05/25)
Denis Norden (TV Presenter) - DAAS
Dennis Goldberg (South African Politico) - ROYAL
Dennis Hastert (Pedo) - E
Devin Lima (Singer) - ROYAL
Diana Baby Peggy Cary (Silent Film Actress) - GRODY
Diana Rigg (Actress) - LUX
Dianne Feinstein (US Senator) - NICK
Dick Cheney (Torture Aficionado) - E
Dick"Van Dyke (Comic Actor) - PALL
Dilip Kumar (Indian actor) - FOTO
Doc Severinsen (Tonight Show Bandleader) - GSG
Don Lusk (Animator) - GRIM
Donald Trump (Scumbag Prez) - MJ
Doris Day (Actress) - LUX
Dorothy Malone (Actress) - EDIT (01/19)
Douglas Rain (Voice of HAL9000) - GRIM

Ed Asner (Actor, Lou Grant) - GRIM
Edwin Buzz Aldrin (Astronaut) - H2CO
Edwin Edwards (Politico) - JAH
Emperor Akihito (Emperor of Japan) - FOTO
Ernest Fritz Hollings (Former US Rep) - JAH
Estelle Parsons (Actress) - LADYK
Ethel Kennedy (Matriarch) - GSG
Eve Marie Saint (Actress) - HARV

Franco Zefferelli (Film Maker) - YKEWCE
Frankie Avalon (Singer) - HARV
Fred Lorenzen (NASCAR Legend) - SPIN

Garrett Morris (Not Ready For Prime Time Player) - GRODY
Gary Glitter (Pedo) - E
Gene Mean Gene Okerlund (WWF Announcer) - H2CO
Gene Stallings (College football coach) - FOTO
George H. W. Bush (Ex Prez) - LUX
George Pratt Schultz (Secretary of State) - EDIT
George RR Martin (Author) - LUX
Glen Michael (TV Legend) - DAAS
Gloria Henry (Dennis the Menace Mom) - GSG
Gloria Vanderbilt (Author/Heiress) - EDIT
Greg Gilbert (Singer) - ROYAL

Hal Holbrook (Actor) - DAAS
Harriet Frank (Screenwriter) - NICK
Harrison Ford (Actor) - H2CO
Harrison Schmitt (Astronaut) - H2CO
Harry Belafonte (Singer) - LUX
Harry Whittington (Cheney Target Practice) - MJ
Harvey Weinstein (Scumbag) - E
Henry Kissinger (Politico) - MJ
Herbert Stempel (Game Show Cheater) - GSG
Herman Wouk (Author) - WARD
Honor Blackman (Actress) - GODI
Hosni Mubarak (Ex Dictator) - E
Hossein Khosrow (The Iron Sheik) - PALL
Hugh Downs (TV Host) - WARD

I.M. Pei (Architect) - WARD

Jackie Stallone (Sly Mom) - MJ
Jacqui Forster (Soccer Campaigner) - ROYAL (04/22)
James Baker III (Former Secretary) - JAH
James Earl Jones (Actor) - PALL
James Kamala Harris (Wrassler) - HARV
James Levine (Conductor) - YKEWCE
James Randi (Magician) - DAAS
James W McCord Jr. (Watergate Burglar) - EDIT
James Whitey Bulger (Arch Criminal) - E
Jane Withers (Actress) - GSG
Janos John Bartha (Actor) - SONYA
Javier Perez de Cuellar (Former UN SecGen) - JAH
Jay Leno (Unfunny TV Host) - YKEWCE
Jefferson Beauregard Sessions (Racist Attorney General) - FIRE
Jerry Jones (Dallas Cowboys Owner) - H2CO
Jerry Kill (NCAA football coach) - HARV
Jerry Lee Lewis (Singer) - WARD
Jerry Maren (Last Munchkin) - WARD (05/24)
Jill Gascoine (Actress) - GODI
Jim Kelly (Footballer) - LADYK
Jim Leavelle (Oswald Cop) - WARD
Jimmy Carter (Ex Prez) - MJ
Jo Dee Messina (Singer) - LUX
Joanne Woodward (Actress) - MJ
Joe Jackson (Scumbag Dad of Michael) - E (06/27)
John Astin (Actor) - LUX
John Cocksy Cocks (NZ TV star) - SPIN
John Madden (Sports Announcer) - FOTO
John McCain (Senator) - LUX
John McVie (Fleetwood Mac) - SONYA
John Milton Cooper Jr (Author) - LUX
John Paul Stevens (Ex Supreme) - MJ
John Williams (Composer) - YKEWCE
Johnny Clegg (Singer) - ROYAL
Johnny Gilbert (Jeopardy announcer) - EDIT
Jonathan Haze (Seymour, Little Shop of Horrors) - GRIM
Joni Mitchell (Singer/Songwriter) - FIRE
Jonny Nilsson (Speedskater) - ROYAL
Joseph Kony (Uganda) - E
Josip Elic (Actor) - SPIN
Joyce Randolph (Actress) - WARD
June Lockhart (Actress) - LADYK
Justin Bieber (Trainwreck) - E

Kareem Abdul Jabbar (HOF Basketball) - SONYA
Karl Lagerfeld (Designer) - HARV
Karl Rove (Scumbag Politico) - E
Katherine MacGregor (Actress) - WARD
Kathleen Babineaux Blanco (Ex Gov of Louisiana) - SPIN
Kaye Ballard (Actress) - LADYK
Keith Richards (Rolling Stones) - FIRE
Ken Berry (Actor) - SONYA
Kerry Fraser (Hockey Referee) - HEM
Kid Rock (Musician) - E
Kim Jong-un (Fearless Leader) - PALL
King Salman (Saudi Arabia) - MJ
Kirk Douglas (Actor) - WARD

Larry Storch (Actor) - WARD
Lawrence Ferlinghetti (Poet) - NICK
Leah Bracknell (Actress) - ROYAL
Lee Ioccoca (Auto Exec) - WARD
Leon Spinks (Boxer) - SPIN
Leontyne Price (Opera Singer) - FIRE
Leslie Phillips (Actor) - GODI
Liam Miller (Footballer) - ROYAL (02/09)
Linda Nolan (Singer) - DAAS
Lindsay Lohan (Trainwreck) - E
Little Richard (Singer) - LUX
Liza Minnelli (Actress) - SONYA
Lord Peter Carrington (Politico) - GODI (07/09)
Loretta Lynn (Singer) - LUX
Lou Carnasecca (NCAA Basketball coach) - HARV
Luis Echeverria (Former Mexican president) - HEM
Lyndon LaRouche (Perennial Prez Candidate) - JAH

Madonna Ciccone (Singer) - PALL
Maggie Griffin Corbally (Reality TV) - YKEWCE
Maggie Smith (Actress) - LADYK
Magic Johnson (NBA) - GRODY
Marge Champion (Dancer/Actress) - SONYA
Marieke Vervoort (Paralympian) - ROYAL
Marina Oswald Porter (Lee Harvey wife) - SPIN
Mark E Smith (Singer) - GODI (01/24)
Marsha Hunt (Actress) - NICK
Marty Allen (Actor) - WARD (02/12)
Mary Carlisle (Actress) - GRIM
Mary Pratt (AAGPBBL Player) - GSG
Matt Cappotelli (Wrassler) - ROYAL (06/29)
Meatloaf (Singer) - LUX
Mel Brooks (Director) - GRODY
Mel Stottlemyre (Baseball) - MJ
Michael Moorcock (Author) - PALL
Michael Schumacher (Racecar Driver) - FIRE
Mike Balsac Derks (GWAR Guitarist) - HARV
Mikhail Gorbachev (Ex Russia Leader) - FOTO
Morgana King (Jazz Singer/Actress) - SPIN
Mort Walker (Cartoonist) - EDIT (01/27)
Murray Walker (F1 Commentator) - ROYAL

Nancy Barbato Sinatra (Crooner Ex) - WARD (07/13)
Nanette Fabray (Actress) - EDIT (02/22)
Ned Beatty (Actor) - LADYK
Nehemiah Persoff (Actor) - GRODY
Nichelle Nichols (Star Trek Uhura) - LUX
Nick Buoniconti (NFL HOFer) - SPIN
Nobby Stiles (British Soccer Player) - HEM
Noel Conway (Euthanasia Campaigner) - ROYAL
Norman Borlaug (Agronomist, DNQ - Died 2009) - JAH
Norman Lear (Sitcom creator) - HEM
Norman Lloyd (Actor) - MJ

O.J. Simpson (Murderer) - E
Olivia DeHavilland (Actress) - WARD
Olivia Newton-John (Singer) - DAAS
Ozzy Osbourne (The Prince of Darkness) - PALL

Patricia Morison (Centenarian Actress) - GRODY (05/20)
Patrick Cryne (Football Club Owner) - ROYAL (01/22)
Paul Alcock (Football Referee) - ROYAL (01/29)
Paul Gazza Gascoigne (Footballer) - GODI
Peggy Fleming (Actress/Ice Skater) - H2CO
Pele (Soccer Player) - FOTO
Pete Doherty (Trainwreck Rocker) - FIRE
Pete Frates (Ice Bucket Challenge Inspirer) - SPIN
Phil Lesh (Grateful Dead) - FIRE
Phil Spector (Producer/Creep) - SONYA
Pierre Cardin (Fashion) - GODI
Pope Benedict (Ex Pope) - E
Pope Francis (Da Pope) - FIRE
Prince Philip (Prince) - LUX
Prunella Scales (Actress) - GODI

Queen Elizabeth (Queen) - MJ

Ralph Hall (Oldest Ever US Rep) - JAH
Randy Travis (Singer, Trainwreck) - LUX
Raoul Castro (Cuban Dictator) - WARD
Rayya Elias (Author-Pick Pending TOD) - ROYAL (01/04) - OBITUARY PENDING
Red Schoendienst (MLB) - H2CO (06/06)
Rev. Billy Graham (Reverend) - MJ (02/21)
Ric Flair (Wrassler) - LUX
Richard Overton (Oldest Vet) - WARD
Richard Simmons (Health Guru) - E
Rick Ross (Rapper) - LADYK
Robert Clary (Actor) - HEM
Robert Morgenthau (ex-New York D.A.) - YKEWCE
Robert Mugabe (Dictator) - E
Roberta McCain (Senator McCain's Mom) - MJ
Roger Angell (Sportswriter) - NICK
Roger Corman (Producer) - GRODY
Rosalyn Carter (Ex First Lady) - DAAS
Ross Perot (Prez Hopeful) - GSG
Roy Clark (Country Legend) - PALL
Russell Baker (Author) - YKEWCE
Rusty Staub (Baseballer) - LADYK (03/29)
Ruthie Tompson (Disney Animator) - GRIM

Sam Huff (NFL player) - FOTO
Sandra Day O'Connor (Former Supreme) - JAH
Sean Connery (Actor) - MJ
Sean Killian (Musician) - HARV
Seiji Ozawa (Conductor) - GSG
Shannen Doherty (Actress) - MJ
Shecky Greene (Stand Up Comic) - GRIM
Sheila Mercier (Actress) - DAAS
Shelley Long (Actress) - GRODY
Sid Krofft (TV Showman) - LADYK
Sidney Poitier (Actor) - LUX
Simon Ricketts (Journalist) - ROYAL
Sinead O'Connor (Singer, Trainwreck) - WARD
Stan Lee (Comics Man) - LUX
Stanley Donen (Director) - GRODY
Stephen Hawking (Genius) - LUX (03/14)
Stephen Hillenburg (Spongebob creator) - HEM
Steve Bannon (Fake News Scumbag) - E
Stirling Moss (Racer) - GODI
Sumner Redstone (Media Dude) - MJ
Susan Richardson (Eight is Enough Actress) - HEM

T Barry Brazelton (Pediatrician/author) - EDIT (03/13)
T. Boone Pickens (Oilman/Philanthrophist) - NICK
Teri Garr (Actress) - LUX
Tessa Jowell (UK Politico) - ROYAL (05/12)
Tim Conway (Comedian) - FOTO
Tom Sizemore (Trainwreck Actor) - FIRE
Tommy Chong (Actor) - MJ
Tommy LaSorda (Dodger) - MJ

Val Kilmer (Actor) - MJ
Valerie Harper (Actress) - MJ
Valery Giscard d'Estaing (Former French President) - HEM
Vanessa Marquez (Actress) - SPIN
Vera Lynn (Actress) - LUX

Walter Mirisch (Producer) - GRODY
Walter Mondale (Ex-VP) - JAH
Warren Jeffs (Mormon Scumbag) - E
Wayne LaPierre (NRA Scumbag) - E
Whitey Ford (MLB HOF) - H2CO
Whitey Herzog (MLB Manager) - H2CO
Willard Scott (Weatherman) - LUX
William Broomfield (Ancient Ex-US Congressman) - NICK
William Daniels (St. Elsewhere Actor) - FIRE
William The Fridge Perry (Football) - WARD
Willie Nelson (Music Legend) - GSG

Yasuhiro Nakasone (Former Japanese PM) - JAH

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