The Luxury Woman's Bio

I'm an aging Generation X'r coming to grips with mortality. In the old days, nobody could "out party" me. Now, it's "lights out" by 9 pm.

I enjoy movies, music, and reading books. But my favorite hobby is being the devoted wife of the Major League's beloved "Mr. 50's". As you can see from my photo, I haven't been spending a lot of time at the gym lately. But that's ok. Mr. 50's says most folks drive a compact car, and he prefers a luxury model. Therefore, I am The Luxury Woman.

I figure I can't miss in the Ghoul Pool. I've always had a knack for spotting a celeb who's outta time, and I also happen to sleep with the 1998 Ghoul Pool Champion. Now, you gotta excuse me. Mr. 50's will be home in a few minutes, and I've got to go get his pipe and slippers.


*** Average age of Hits: 99.00 ***

Jimmy Carter (Ex-President)

Alan Greenspan (Economist)

Bill Hayes (Singer, Actor) (01/12)

Willie Nelson (Country Music Icon)

Celine Dion (Singer and Canadian icon)

Marion Ross (Actress)

Glynis Johns (Actress) (01/04)

Janis Paige (Actress)

Jamie Farr (Actor)

Gene Shalit (Walking Mustache, Movie Reviewer)

Eva Marie Saint (Actress)

Liza Minelli (Singer)

Randy Travis (Country Singer)

Kris Kristofferson (Musical Genius)

Dick Van Dyke (Iconic Actor)

Bruce Willis (Actor)

Rebecca Schull (Actress)

Marla Gibbs (Actress)

David Attenborough (Natural Historian)

Gene Hackman (Actor)