The Luxury Woman's Bio

I'm an aging Generation X'r coming to grips with mortality. In the old days, nobody could "out party" me. Now, it's "lights out" by 9 pm.

I enjoy movies, music, and reading books. But my favorite hobby is being the devoted wife of the Major League's beloved "Mr. 50's". As you can see from my photo, I haven't been spending a lot of time at the gym lately. But that's ok. Mr. 50's says most folks drive a compact car, and he prefers a luxury model. Therefore, I am The Luxury Woman.

I figure I can't miss in the Ghoul Pool. I've always had a knack for spotting a celeb who's outta time, and I also happen to sleep with the 1998 Ghoul Pool Champion. Now, you gotta excuse me. Mr. 50's will be home in a few minutes, and I've got to go get his pipe and slippers.


*** Average age of Hits: 97.00 ***

Bob Barker (Gameshow Host) (08/26)

Tony Bennett (Iconic Singer) (07/21)

Dick Van Dyke (Iconic Actor)

Dick Cheney (Vile War Criminal)

Alan Greenspan (Economist)

Mel Brooks (Comedy Legend)

Rosalynn Carter (Ex-First Lady)

Janis Paige (Actress)

Glynis Johns (Actress)

Joyce Randolph (Actress)

Newton Minow (Ex-Chairman FCC) (05/06)

Willie Nelson (Country Music Icon)

Carole Cook (Actress) (01/11)

Linda Ronstadt (Singer)

Bill Hayes (Singer, Actor)

Phyllis Coates (Actress)

Jeffrey Jones (Vile Abuser)

Marion Ross (Actress)

Rebecca Schull (Actress)

Gina Lollobrigida (Actress) (01/16)