The Luxury Woman's Bio

I'm an aging Generation X'r coming to grips with mortality. In the old days, nobody could "out party" me. Now, it's "lights out" by 9 pm.

I enjoy movies, music, and reading books. But my favorite hobby is being the devoted wife of the Major League's beloved "Mr. 50's". As you can see from my photo, I haven't been spending a lot of time at the gym lately. But that's ok. Mr. 50's says most folks drive a compact car, and he prefers a luxury model. Therefore, I am The Luxury Woman.

I figure I can't miss in the Ghoul Pool. I've always had a knack for spotting a celeb who's outta time, and I also happen to sleep with the 1998 Ghoul Pool Champion. Now, you gotta excuse me. Mr. 50's will be home in a few minutes, and I've got to go get his pipe and slippers.


*** Average age of Hits: 84.00 ***

John McCain (Senator) (08/25)

George H. W. Bush (Ex Prez)

Bob Barker (TV Host)

Prince Philip (Prince)

Stan Lee (Comics Man) (11/12)

Willard Scott (Weatherman)

Doris Day (Actress)

Stephen Hawking (Genius) (03/14)

Teri Garr (Actress)

Loretta Lynn (Singer)

Nichelle Nichols (Star Trek Uhura)

Sidney Poitier (Actor)

Vera Lynn (Actress)

Meatloaf (Singer)

Little Richard (Singer)

Harry Belafonte (Singer)

John Astin (Actor)

Cicely Tyson (Actress)

Barry Manilow (Singer)

Jo Dee Messina (Singer)

Ric Flair (Wrassler)

Randy Travis (Singer, Trainwreck)

George RR Martin (Author)

Diana Rigg (Actress)

John Milton Cooper Jr (Author)