The Embalmer's Bio

The Embalmer

From Forney, TX (outside Dallas).

Plays Fantasy Football & Baseball and now reality death.

My favorite thing to go when I get a hit on my list is to walking the office chanting "We've got death!! We've got death!!" Similar to Jim Belushi in Animal House chanting "Toga! Toga!".


*** Average age of Hits: 60.00 ***

Jerry Jones (Dallas Cowboys Owner)

Roger Staubach (NFL)

Johnny Lam Jones (Athlete) (03/15)

Earl Campbell (NFL/Sausageman)

Hank Aaron (MLB Legend)

Sandra Day O'Connor (Ex-Supreme)

Scott Hall (Wrassler)

Whitey Ford (MLB)

Whitey Herzog (MLB)

Keith Richards (Rolling Stone)

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