The Embalmer's Bio

The Embalmer

From Forney, TX (outside Dallas).

Plays Fantasy Football & Baseball and now reality death.

My favorite thing to go when I get a hit on my list is to walking the office chanting "We've got death!! We've got death!!" Similar to Jim Belushi in Animal House chanting "Toga! Toga!".


*** Average age of Hits: 86.00 ***

Jerry Jones (Dallas Cowboys Owner)

Roger Staubach (NFL)

Tina Louise (Actress)

Hank Aaron (MLB) (01/22)

Ian McDiarmid (Star Wars Actor)

Keith Richards (Musician)

Scott Hall (Wrassler)

Randy Travis (Singer)

Bud Grant (NFL)

Carl Erskin (MLB)

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