The Embalmer's Bio

The Embalmer

From Forney, TX (outside Dallas).

Plays Fantasy Football & Baseball and now reality death.

My favorite thing to go when I get a hit on my list is to walking the office chanting "We've got death!! We've got death!!" Similar to Jim Belushi in Animal House chanting "Toga! Toga!".


*** Average age of Hits: 0.00 ***

Willie Mays (MLB HOF)

Jim Hacksaw Duggan (Wrassler)

David Lee Roth (Musician)

Carl Erskine (MLB)

Roger Staubach (NFL HOF)

Elliot Gould (Actor)

Neil Diamond (Singer)

Charlie Sheen (Trainwreck Actor)

Pete Rose (MLB Disgrace)

Jake The Snake Roberts (Wrassler)

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