The Embalmer's Bio

The Embalmer

From Forney, TX (outside Dallas).

Plays Fantasy Football & Baseball and now reality death.

My favorite thing to go when I get a hit on my list is to walking the office chanting "We've got death!! We've got death!!" Similar to Jim Belushi in Animal House chanting "Toga! Toga!".


*** Average age of Hits: 95.00 ***

Whitey Herzog (MLB Manager)

Whitey Ford (MLB HOF)

Harrison Ford (Actor)

Peggy Fleming (Actress/Ice Skater)

Gene Mean Gene Okerlund (WWF Announcer)

Jerry Jones (Dallas Cowboys Owner)

Harrison Schmitt (Astronaut)

Charles Osgood (Reporter)

Edwin Buzz Aldrin (Astronaut)

Red Schoendienst (MLB) (06/06)

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