E-Brake's Bio
WINNER of Rounds: 6, 24, 30, 33, 44, 63, 74, 87, 113, 130, 150, 157, 158, 188, 190, 197 in the "Who's Next" Game

Web-wrangler of the Ghoul Pool and talented herder of cats since '99, along with the assistance of the inimitable MJ.

Musical Tastes: Ladytron, Joy Division, Nick Drake, Neko Case, The Wailin' Jennys, Led Zep, OK Go, The Pixies, XTC, Radiohead, The Gun Club, Patsy Cline, and anything Motown.

Speech: As six-time Ghoul Pool Majors Champ, I'd like to thank my mother Blythe Danner and my father Bruce Paltrow. Triumphant in 1999, 2000, 2002, 2004, 2007. Oh and 2009. We won't talk about 2010.

Motto: E-Brake 2, Cancer 0.


*** Average age of Hits: 83.50 ***

Carolyn Bryant (Vile Accuser of Emmett Till) (04/25)

Shane MacGowan (Pogue)

Andrew Tate (Vile Human Trafficker)

Pervez Musharraf (Vile Ex-Prez of Pakistan) (02/05)

Bill Cosby (Vile Rapist)

Harvey Weinstein (Vile Rapist)

Dennis Hastert (Vile Pedo)

Jack Hanna (Vile Big Cat Abuser)

Johnny Gilbert (Gameshow Announcer)

Shecky Greene (Comedian)

Akihito (Ex-Japan Emperor)

Mitch McConnell (Evil Politico)

Karl Rove (Vile War Criminal)

Steve Bannon (Vile Strategist)

Ghislaine Maxwell (Vile Abuser)

Bob Eubanks (Gameshow Host)

Daniel Snyder (Vile NFL Owner)

Jair Bolsonaro (Vile Ex-Prez Of Brazil)

Gene Shalit (Walking Mustache, Movie Reviewer)

Gary Glitter (Vile Abuser)