E-Brake's Bio
WINNER of Rounds: 6, 24, 30, 33, 44, 63, 74, 87, 113, 130, 150, 157, 158, 188, 190, 197 in the "Who's Next" Game

Web-wrangler of the Ghoul Pool and talented herder of cats since '99, along with the assistance of the inimitable MJ.

Musical Tastes: Ladytron, Joy Division, Nick Drake, Neko Case, The Wailin' Jennys, Led Zep, OK Go, The Pixies, XTC, Radiohead, The Gun Club, Patsy Cline, and anything Motown.

Speech: As six-time Ghoul Pool Majors Champ, I'd like to thank my mother Blythe Danner and my father Bruce Paltrow. Triumphant in 1999, 2000, 2002, 2004, 2007. Oh and 2009. We won't talk about 2010.

Motto: E-Brake 2, Cancer 0.

E-BRAKE'S LIST

*** Average age of Hits: 87.00 ***

Kareem Abdul-Jabbar (Basketball Legend)

Tom Brokaw (Broadcaster)

Michael Tilson Thomas (Conductor)

Phil Collins (Singer)

Bill Cosby (Vile Rapist)

Dick Van Dyke (Iconic Actor)

Artie Lange (Trainwreck Comedian)

Vera Miles (Actress)

Bruce Willis (Actor)

Peter Yarrow (Music Icon) (01/07)

Jerry Jones (Scumbag NFL Owner)

Sonny Rollins (Jazzman)

James Van Der Beek (Actor)

Bobby Brown (Trainwreck Singer)

Ozzy Osbourne (Singer/Prince of Darkness)

Roberta Flack (Singer) (02/24)

Ghislaine Maxwell (Vile Abuser)

Jared Fogle (Vile Pedo)

Gary Glitter (Vile Abuser)

Jim Lovell (Astronaut)

Elliot Gould (Actor)

Hal Linden (Actor)

Max Gail (Actor)

Kim Novak (Actress)

Calvin Klein (Fashion Designer)