E-Brake's Bio
WINNER of Rounds: 6, 24, 30, 33, 44, 63, 74, 87, 113, 130, 150, 157, 158, 188, 190, 197 in the "Who's Next" Game

Web-wrangler of the Ghoul Pool and talented herder of cats since '99, along with the assistance of the inimitable MJ.

Musical Tastes: Ladytron, Joy Division, Nick Drake, Neko Case, The Wailin' Jennys, Led Zep, OK Go, The Pixies, XTC, Radiohead, The Gun Club, Patsy Cline, and anything Motown.

Speech: As six-time Ghoul Pool Majors Champ, I'd like to thank my mother Blythe Danner and my father Bruce Paltrow. Triumphant in 1999, 2000, 2002, 2004, 2007. Oh and 2009. We won't talk about 2010.

Motto: E-Brake 2, Cancer 0.


*** Average age of Hits: 93.67 ***

Kirk Douglas (Actor) (02/05)

Steven Sweet (Warrant Drummer)

Pope Benedict (Ex-Pope)

Dick Cheney (Torture Aficionado)

Roberta McCain (Political Matriarch)

Loretta Lynn (Singer)

Lindsay Lohan (Trainwreck)

Hosni Mubarak (Ex-Egyptian Prez) (02/25)

Little Richard (Musician) (05/09)

Dennis Hastert (Scumbag Politico)

Harvey Weinstein (Scumbag Producer)

Roman Reigns (Wrassler)

Wayne LaPierre (NRA Scumbag)

Billy Connolly (Comedian)

Jo Dee Messina (Singer)

OJ Simpson (Scumbag Murderer)

Gary Glitter (Scumbag Pedo)

Bernie Madoff (Scumbag)

Karl Rove (Scumbag Politico)

Warren Jeffs (Mormon Leader Scumbag)