E-Brake's Bio
WINNER of Rounds: 6, 24, 30, 33, 44, 63, 74, 87, 113, 130, 150, 157, 158, 188, 190 in the "Who's Next" Game

Web-wrangler of the Ghoul Pool and talented herder of cats since '99, along with the assistance of the inimitable MJ.

Musical Tastes: Ladytron, Joy Division, Nick Drake, Neko Case, The Wailin' Jennys, Led Zep, OK Go, The Pixies, XTC, Radiohead, The Gun Club, Patsy Cline, and anything Motown.

Speech: As six-time Ghoul Pool Majors Champ, I'd like to thank my mother Blythe Danner and my father Bruce Paltrow. Triumphant in 1999, 2000, 2002, 2004, 2007. Oh and 2009. We won't talk about 2010.

Motto: E-Brake 2, Cancer 0.


*** Average age of Hits: 58.00 ***

Olivia Newton-John (Singer)

Beth Chapman (TV Reality Star)

Blake Nordstrom (Dept Store Magnate) (01/02)

Steven Sweet (Warrant Drummer)

Jo Dee Messina (Singer)

Gregg Leakes (Reality TV)

Dennis Hastert (Scumbag Politico)

Roman Reigns (Wrassler)

Dick Cheney (Torture Aficionado)

O.J. Simpson (Murderer)

Bernie Madoff (Scumbag)

Lindsay Lohan (Trainwreck)

Justin Bieber (Trainwreck)

Harvey Weinstein (Scumbag)

Wayne LaPierre (NRA Scumbag)

Bobby Brown (Trainwreck Singer)

Gary Glitter (Pedo)

Karl Rover (Scumbag Politico)

Joseph Kony (Uganda)

Warren Jeffs (Mormon Scumbag)