E-Brake's Bio
WINNER of Rounds: 6, 24, 30, 33, 44, 63, 74, 87, 113, 130, 150, 157, 158, 188, 190, 197 in the "Who's Next" Game

Web-wrangler of the Ghoul Pool and talented herder of cats since '99, along with the assistance of the inimitable MJ.

Musical Tastes: Ladytron, Joy Division, Nick Drake, Neko Case, The Wailin' Jennys, Led Zep, OK Go, The Pixies, XTC, Radiohead, The Gun Club, Patsy Cline, and anything Motown.

Speech: As six-time Ghoul Pool Majors Champ, I'd like to thank my mother Blythe Danner and my father Bruce Paltrow. Triumphant in 1999, 2000, 2002, 2004, 2007. Oh and 2009. We won't talk about 2010.

Motto: E-Brake 2, Cancer 0.


*** Average age of Hits: 96.00 ***

Queen Elizabeth II (Queen) (09/08)

Amy Pieters (Aussie Pro Bicyclist)

Ghislaine Maxwell (Vile Abuser)

Doug Kuzma (Anti-Vaxx) (01/03) - OBITUARY PENDING

Mitch McConnell (Evil Politico)

Lin Wood (MAGA Conspiracy)

Alex Murdaugh (Murdaugh-er)

Karl Rove (Vile Politico)

Joran van der Sloot (Murderer)

Dennis Hastert (Vile Politico)

Gary Glitter (Vile Abuser)

Steve Bannon (Vile Politico)

Jerome Corsi (Conspiracy Whackjob)

Mike Lindell (My Pillow Whackjob)

Jair Bolsonaro (Pres. Of Brazil)

Roger Stone (Vile Political Operative)

Wayne LaPierre (NRA Scumbag)

Warren Jeffs (Scumbag Religious Leader)

OJ Simpson (Scumbag Murderer)

Pat Boone (Singer)