E-Brake's Bio
WINNER of Rounds: 6, 24, 30, 33, 44, 63, 74, 87, 113, 130, 150, 157, 158 in the "Who's Next" Game

Web-wrangler of the Ghoul Pool and talented herder of cats since '99, along with the assistance of the inimitable MJ.

Musical Tastes: Ladytron, Joy Division, Nick Drake, Neko Case, The Wailin' Jennys, Led Zep, OK Go, The Pixies, XTC, Radiohead, The Gun Club, Patsy Cline, and anything Motown.

Speech: As six-time Ghoul Pool Majors Champ, I'd like to thank my mother Blythe Danner and my father Bruce Paltrow. Triumphant in 1999, 2000, 2002, 2004, 2007. Oh and 2009. We won't talk about 2010.

Motto: E-Brake 2, Cancer 0.


*** Average age of Hits: 95.67 ***

Dennis Hastert (Scumbag)

Dick Cheney (Torture Aficionado)

Robert Mugabe (Dictator)

Richard Simmons (Health Guru)

OJ Simpson (Murderer)

Barry Manilow (Singer)

Charlie Sheen (Trainwreck)

Jerry Lewis (Comedian) (08/20)

Lindsay Lohan (Trainwreck)

Pele (Soccer Icon)

Joanne Woodward Actress

Loretta Lynn (Country Singer)

Tommy Lasorda (MLB)

Bob Newhart (Comedian)

Professor Irwin Corey (Comedian) (02/06)

Kelly Osbourne (Talk Show Host)

Bernie Madoff (Scumbag)

Tim Curry (Actor)

Liz Smith (Gossipmonger) (11/12)

Justin Bieber (Trainwreck)