E-Brake's Bio
WINNER of Rounds: 6, 24, 30, 33, 44, 63, 74, 87, 113, 130, 150, 157, 158, 188, 190, 197 in the "Who's Next" Game

Web-wrangler of the Ghoul Pool and talented herder of cats since '99, along with the assistance of the inimitable MJ.

Musical Tastes: Ladytron, Joy Division, Nick Drake, Neko Case, The Wailin' Jennys, Led Zep, OK Go, The Pixies, XTC, Radiohead, The Gun Club, Patsy Cline, and anything Motown.

Speech: As six-time Ghoul Pool Majors Champ, I'd like to thank my mother Blythe Danner and my father Bruce Paltrow. Triumphant in 1999, 2000, 2002, 2004, 2007. Oh and 2009. We won't talk about 2010.

Motto: E-Brake 2, Cancer 0.


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Bam Margera (Jackass Trainwreck)

Dennis Hastert (Vile Pedo)

Bill Cosby (Vile Rapist)

Mitch McConnell (Vile Politico)

Ghislaine Maxwell (Vile Abuser)

Jared Fogle (Vile Pedo)

Gary Glitter (Vile Abuser)

Jefferson Beauregarde Sessions (Racist Ex-AG)

Karl Rove (Vile War Criminal)

Harvey Weinstein (Vile Rapist)

Jack Hanna (Vile Big Cat Abuser)

Andrew Tate (Vile Human Trafficker)

Steve Bannon (Vile Strategist)

Jair Bolsonaro (Vile Ex-Prez Of Brazil)

Jeffrey Jones (Vile Abuser)

Ethel Kennedy (Kennedy)

Dick Cheney (Vile War Criminal)

Rupert Murdoch (Hatemonger)

Kim Jong-Un (Fearless Leader)

Vera Miles (Actress)