E-Brake's Bio
WINNER of Rounds: 6, 24, 30, 33, 44, 63, 74, 87, 113, 130, 150, 157, 158, 188, 190, 197 in the "Who's Next" Game

Web-wrangler of the Ghoul Pool and talented herder of cats since '99, along with the assistance of the inimitable MJ.

Musical Tastes: Ladytron, Joy Division, Nick Drake, Neko Case, The Wailin' Jennys, Led Zep, OK Go, The Pixies, XTC, Radiohead, The Gun Club, Patsy Cline, and anything Motown.

Speech: As six-time Ghoul Pool Majors Champ, I'd like to thank my mother Blythe Danner and my father Bruce Paltrow. Triumphant in 1999, 2000, 2002, 2004, 2007. Oh and 2009. We won't talk about 2010.

Motto: E-Brake 2, Cancer 0.

E-BRAKE'S LIST

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Ben Sasse (Ex-Senator)

Quinton Aaron (Actor)

Rupert Murdoch (Hate Monger)

Ghislaine Maxwell (Evil Person)

Mitch McConnell (Hate Monger)

Gary Glitter (Pedo)

Dennis Hastert (Pedo)

Bill Cosby (Vile Rapist)

Barry Manilow (Singer)

Harvey Weinstein (Vile Rapist)

King Charles (King)

Bruce Willis (Actor)

Warren Beatty (Actor)

Jack Hanna (Vile Big Cat Abuser)

Phil Collins (Musician)

Jared Fogle (Vile Pedo)

Larry Nassar (Vile Abuser)

Kareem Abdul-Jabbar (Basketball Legend)

Robert Wagner (Actor, Murder Suspect)

Ron Jeremy (Vile Porn Star)