The Embalmer's Bio

The Embalmer

From Terrell, Tx (outside Dallas)

Collects Star Wars merchandise

Plays Fantasy Football & Baseball and now reality death.

My favorite thing to go when I get a hit on my list is to walking the office chanting “We’ve got death!! We’ve got death!!” Similar to Jim Belushi in Animal House chanting “Toga! Toga!”.

 

THE EMBALMER'S LIST

*** Average age of Hits: 0.00 ***

Jim Wright (Politico)

Ruth Duccini (Wizard of Oz munchkin)

Olivia de Havilland (Actress)

Monte Irvin (Baseball)

Connie Marrero (Baseball)

George Jones (Singer/ drunk)

Chaz Bono (Spawn of Cher)

Al Rosen (Baseball)

Alan Young (Actor)

Henry Kissinger (Politico)

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