A |
|---|
| Claudio Abbado - DAAS |
| Forrest Ackerman - ATTI |
| Dan Aykroyd - LAZ |
| Red Adair - BG |
| Don Adams - FOD |
| Jonathan Adams - RAVE |
| Emperor Akihito - MAC |
| "Captain" Lou Albano - SKIP |
| Eddie Albert - WARD |
| Alan Alda - FOD |
| Edward "Buzz" Aldrin - SKIT |
| Muhammad Ali - W |
| Robert Altman - KMS |
Stephen Ambrose 10/13 - MAFIA |
| Ed Ames - IMB |
| Idi Amin - BG |
| Louie Anderson - SUB |
| Pamela Anderson - MsQR |
| Rocky Anderson - TLAZ |
| Patty Andrews - W |
| Rene Angelil - SUB |
Walter Annenberg 10/01 - MAFIA |
| Franz Antel - RAP |
| Yassir Arafat - SKIT |
| Jean-Baptiste Aristide - DAAS |
Roone Arledge 12/05 - E |
| James Arness - YER |
| Eddy Arnold - GUN |
| Bea Arthur - CHOC |
| Leon Askin - CAN |
| Ed Asner - BEEP |
| John Astin - CROW |
| Patty Duke Astin - END |
| Brooke Astor - MISH |
| Red Auerbach - END |
| Frankie Avalon - FRZ |
| Dan Aykroyd - LAZ |
B |
|---|
| Lauren Bacall - YER |
| Burt Bacharach - FRZ |
| Conrad Bain - ATTI |
| Stephen Baldwin - CROX |
Hugo Banzer 05/05 - DAAS |
| Joseph Barbera - E |
| Bob Barker - MAC |
| Roseanne Barr - TLAZ |
| Kim Basinger - CROX |
| Barbara Bel Geddes - RAVE |
| Jean Beliveau - TOE |
| Mary Hayley Bell - EDT |
| Saul Bellow - SHAP |
| Robert Bennett - TLAZ |
| Tony Bennett - FOD |
Mildred Wirt Benson 05/28 - EDT |
| Lloyd Bentsen - END |
| Ingmar Bergman - MEAT |
Milton Berle 03/27 - WARD |
| Sid Bernstein - NITE |
| Yogi Berra - MD |
| Chuck Berry - SKIP |
| James Best - LUX |
| Turhan Bey - SLAB |
| Ronnie Biggs - DAAS |
| Barbara Billingsley - FOD |
| Joey Bishop - ONE |
| Selma Blair - REN |
| Robert Blake - TOE |
| "Classy" Freddie Blassie - GENT |
| Yasmine Bleeth - ONE |
Joe Bonanno 05/12 - W |
| Ernest Borgnine - RAVE |
| Tom Bosley - BBF |
| Ray Bradbury - ONE |
| Ian Brady - DAAS |
| Jim Brady - SUB |
| Sarah Brady - E |
| Marlon Brando - W |
| Berkeley Breathed - MAMA |
| Jim Breuer - CHOC |
| Wilford Brimley - RHU |
| David Brinkley - KMS |
| Tom Brokaw - DUI |
| Charles Bronson - NEC |
| Mel Brooks - HOR |
| David Brown - KMS |
| James Brown - BUB |
| Phil Brown - NITE |
| Dave Brubeck - MAC |
| Art Buchwald - WARD |
Jack Buck 06/18 - E |
| William F. Buckley, Jr. - GUN |
| Barbara Bush - CHOC |
| George H. W. Bush (Dubya's Daddy) - SKIP |
| George W. Bush - DUI |
| Jeb Bush - LAZ |
| Red Buttons - RHU |
| Earl Butz - MAFIA |
C |
|---|
| Frank Cady - E |
| Sid Caesar - LUX |
| James Callaghan - RAVE |
| Charlie Callas - NEC |
| Drew Carey - CHOC |
| Harry Carey, Jr. - SUB |
| Mariah Carey - CROX |
| George Carlin - MISH |
| Jeanne Carmen - SKIP |
| Art Carney - GENT |
| Johnny Carson - CORP |
| Jimmy Carter - RHU |
| Rosalind Carter - WIG |
| Johnny Cash - W |
| June Carter Cash - SKIP |
| Fidel Castro - E |
| Jackie Chan - DUI |
| Geraldine Chaplin - FRZ |
Erwin Chargaff 06/22 - RAP |
| Chevy Chase - LAZ |
| Dick Cheney - WARD |
| Madame Chiang Kai-Shek - W |
| Dominic Chianese - BBF |
| Julia Child - W |
| Tom Christerson - IMB |
| William Christopher - BBF |
| Yukichi Chuganji - SUB |
| Dick Clark - CORP |
| Arthur C. Clarke - E |
| Donn Clendennon - TOE |
| Bill Clinton - WIG |
Rosemary Clooney 06/29 - SKIT |
James Coburn 11/18 - RHU |
| David Allen Coe - GUN |
| Joan Collins - REN |
| Sean Connery - END |
| Alistair Cooke - E |
| Jackie Cooper - ATTI |
| Irwin Corey - EDT |
| Archibald Cox - MEAT |
| Sir Francis Crick - EDT |
| Walter Cronkite - RHU |
| Hume Cronyn - GENT |
Robbin Crosby 06/06 - E |
| Macauley Culkin - WIG |
| Tony Curtis - SKIP |
D |
|---|
| Roger Daltrey - CROW |
| Rodney Dangerfield - WARD |
| Charlie Daniels - NEC |
| Ram Das - BG |
| Richard Dawson - MD |
| Ray Davies - MD |
| Al Davis - LAZ |
| Ann B. Davis - RAVE |
| Jim Davis - MEAT |
| Ossie Davis - WAIM |
| Michael deBakey - BG |
| Yvonne DeCarlo - YER |
| Ellen DeGeneres - MsQR |
| Olivia deHavilland - CAN |
| Dino deLaurentiis - WARD |
| Milly DelRubio - BG |
| Dom Deluise - IMB |
| Brian Dennehy - FRZ |
| Bob Denver - CIGS |
| Johnny Depp - HOR |
| Little Jimmy Dickens - GUN |
| Bo Diddley - MAC |
| Phyllis Diller - ATTI |
| Ronnie James Dio - CRAZ |
| Larry Doby - TOE |
| Bobby Doerr - SKIT |
| Snoop Dogg - FOD |
| Fats Domino - WARD |
| James Doohan - NITE |
| Phil Donahue - MAC |
| Nelson Doubleday - MAFIA |
| Ellen Albertini Dow - MEAT |
| Robert Downey Jr. - WARD |
| Kirk Douglas - WARD |
| Mike Douglas - GUN |
| Hugh Downs - KMS |
| Charles Durning - ONE |
| Fred Durst - WIG |
E |
|---|
| Clint Eastwood - END |
| Bernard Ebbers - MAMA |
| Buddy Ebsen - WARD |
| Blake Edwards - E |
| Lavelle Edwards - TLAZ |
| Ralph Edwards - E |
| Will Eisner - SHAP |
| Jack Elam - W |
| Harlan Ellison - WIG |
| Eminem - DUI |
F |
|---|
| King Fahd - DAAS |
| Jerry Falwell - WIG |
| Louis Farrakhan - LAZ |
| Perry Farrell - CRAZ |
| Barbara Feldon - SHAP |
| Freddy Fender - DAAS |
| Geraldine Ferraro - WARD |
| Will Ferrell - LAZ |
| Lou Ferrigno - CRAZ |
| Fyvush Finkel - NEC |
| Larry Flynt - REN |
| Jared "Subway Diet" Fogle - CRAZ |
|
Kam Fong 10/18 - SHAP |
| Joan Fontaine - KMS |
| Shelby Foote - DAAS |
| Betty Ford - BEEP |
| Gerald Ford - WARD |
| Glenn Ford - CAN |
| Whitey Ford - CAN |
| John Forsythe - YER |
| Michael J. Fox - MISS |
| A.J. Foyt - SHAP |
| Gretchen Franklin - DAAS |
| Joe Franklin - SLAB |
| Terry Funk - CROX |
| Annette Funicello - W |
| Edward Furlong - ONE |
G |
|---|
| Zsa Zsa Gabor - BG |
| John Kenneth Galbraith - W |
| Beverly Garland - ATTI |
| James Garner - FOD |
| Betty Garrett - RIG |
| Estelle Getty - GENT |
| Frank Gifford - CHOC |
| Althea Gibson - E |
| Sid Gillman - TOE |
| Al Goldstein - REN |
| Ruben Gonzales - RAP |
| Grant Goodeve - MD |
| John Goodman - MISS |
| Jeff Gordon - CORP |
| Robbie Gordon - HOR |
| Eydie Gorme - FRZ |
John Gotti 06/10 - W |
| Elliott Gould - FOD |
| Curt Gowdy - WAIM |
| Rev. Billy Graham - W |
| "Superstar" Billy Graham - GENT |
| Hugh Grant - CROX |
| Sammy "The Bull" Gravano - MISH |
| Peter Graves - BUB |
| Al Green - MAMA |
| Tom Green - MISS |
| Dick Gregory - WARD |
James Gregory 09/16 - MD |
| Merv Griffin - BEEP |
| Andy Griffith - RIG |
| Hans Hermann Groer - RAP |
| Dave Grohl - REN |
| Michael Gross - REN |
| Christopher Guest - CRAZ |
H |
|---|
| Buddy Hackett - RIG |
| Sammy Hagar - CROW |
| Larry Hagman - LUX |
| Corey Haim - CRAZ |
| Gibby Haines - CRAZ |
| Monty Hall - BEEP |
| Mark Hamill - CRAZ |
Carrie Hamilton 01/20 - E |
| Earl Hamner Jr. - WAIM |
Lionel Hampton - 08/31 W |
| Larry Harmon - LUX |
Richard Harris 10/25 - NEC |
| Kitty Carlisle Hart - RIG |
| Stu Hart - E |
| Paul Harvey - IMB |
| Ernie Harwell - WAIM |
| Orrin Hatch - TLAZ |
| Vaclav Havel - DAAS |
| Stephen Hawking - W |
Bob Hayes 09/18 - DAAS |
| Johannes Heesters - RAP |
| Hugh Hefner - WARD |
| Dorothy Height - WARD |
| Katherine Helmond - MISH |
| Jesse Helms - E |
| Leona Helmsley - BEEP |
| Katharine Hepburn - W |
| Charlton Heston - YER |
| Don Hewitt - WAIM |
| Alex Higgins - DAAS |
| Nicky Hilton - REN |
| Paris Hilton - REN |
| Gordon B. Hinckley - TLAZ |
Myra Hindley 11/15 - DAAS |
| Al Hirshfeld - EDT |
| Hulk Hogan - CROX |
| Bob Hope - DAAS |
| Dolores Hope - RIG |
| Whitney Houston - BUB |
| Barnard Hughes - RIG |
Kim Hunter 09/11 - KMS |
| Jon M. Huntsman - TLAZ |
| Saddam Hussein - LUX |
| Lauren Hutton - END |
I |
|---|
| Alija Izetbegovic - DAAS |
J |
|---|
| Reggie Jackson - LAZ |
| Latoya Jackson - WIG |
| Michael Jackson (king of pop, heh)- WIG |
| Tito Jackson - LAZ |
| Mick Jagger - MsQR |
| Ron Jeremy - MD |
| Ahmed Johnson - SKIP |
| Arte Johnson - NEC |
| Lady Bird Johnson - E |
| Russell Johnson - LUX |
| Angelina Jolie - MISS |
Chuck Jones 02/22 - MEAT |
| Davy Jones - CHOC |
| George Jones - GUN |
| Harald Juhnke - RAP |
K |
|---|
| Hamid Karzai - BEEP |
| Chris Kattan - MsQR |
| Gilbert Kauhi - TOE |
| Elia Kazan - E |
| Bob Keeshan - IMB |
| Ethel Kennedy - MD |
| Ted Kennedy - CORP |
| Deborah Kerr - DAAS |
| Jack Kevorkian - RHU |
| B.B. King - CROW |
| Coretta Scott King - SHAP |
| Don King - HOR |
| Larry King - MD |
| Stephen King - ONE |
| Henry Kissinger - BUB |
| Calvin Klein - MAMA |
| Jack Klugman - WARD |
| Evel Knievel - W |
| Suge Knight - MAMA |
| Don Knotts - GENT |
| Johnny Knoxville - BBF |
| Ed Koch - MAC |
| Saku Koivu - TOE |
| Willem Kolff - TLAZ |
| Teddy Kollek - RAP |
| C. Everett Koop - SHAP |
| Bernie Koppel - NEC |
| Harvey Korman - SUB |
| Sandy Koufax - MD |
| Larry Kramer - WARD |
| Elisabeth Kubler-Ross - DAAS |
L |
|---|
| Osama bin Laden - W |
| Jack LaLanne - WAIM |
| Charles Lane - EDT |
| Angela Lansbury - CORP |
| Tommy Lasorda - MISH |
| Estee Lauder - GENT |
| Tom Laughlin - DAAS |
| Steve Lawrence - FRZ |
| Cloris Leachman - MEAT |
| Christopher Lee - KMS |
| Harper Lee - MISH |
Peggy Lee 01/21 - W |
| Tommy Lee - MsQR |
| Jay Leno - HOR |
| David Letterman - CORP |
| Emmanuel Lewis - MISH |
| Grandpa Al Lewis - WARD |
| Jerry Lee Lewis - WARD |
| Jerry Lewis - WARD |
| Ray Lewis - CIGS |
| Gordon Lightfoot - MAFIA |
| Art Linkletter - IMB |
| June Lockhart - RAVE |
| Robert Loggia - NEC |
| Al Lopez - SLAB |
| Tina Louise - SHAP |
| Courtney Love - MISS |
| Betty Lynn - FOD |
| Loretta Lynn - LUX |
| Vera Lynn - WAIM |
M |
|---|
| Patrick MacNee - CAN |
| John Madden - CIGS |
| Lester Maddox - E |
| Norman Mailer - SKIT |
| Karl Malden - WARD |
| Nelson Mandela - MAMA |
| Marilyn Manson - END |
| Marcel Marceau - CAN |
| Rose Marie - E |
| Gabriel Garcia Marquez - TOE |
| Mick Mars - YER |
| Jim Marshall - DAAS |
| Dick Martin - YER |
| Sir George Martin - SKIP |
| Ricky Martin - CROX |
| Tony Martin - MAC |
| Jerry Mathers - CIGS |
| C.W. McCall - RAVE |
| Paul McCartney - NITE |
| Rue McClanahan - ONE |
| Ian McKellan - NITE |
| Ed McMahon - CORP |
| Robert McNamara - RAVE |
| Jayne Meadows - W |
| Dale Messick - SLAB |
| Russ Meyer - WAIM |
| Inge Meysel - RAP |
| Bette Midler - CROX |
| Arthur Miller - KMS |
| Larry H. Miller - TLAZ |
| Marvin Miller - TOE |
| Mitch Miller - E |
| Sir John Mills - EDT |
| Liza Minelli - KMS |
| Al Molinaro - BBF |
| Walter Mondale - BUB |
| Ricardo Montalban - MEAT |
Dudley Moore 03/27 - W |
| Mary Tyler Moore - CORP |
| Roger Moore - ONE |
| Harry Morgan - WARD |
| Garrett Morris - NEC |
| Tommy Morrison - CIGS |
| Van Morrison - FRZ |
| Kate Moss - MISS |
| Hosni Mubarek - SKIT |
| Robert Mugabe - DAAS |
| Stan Musial - ONE |
N |
|---|
| Jim Nabors - IMB |
| Vince Neil - CIGS |
| Noel Neill - IMB |
| Byron Nelson - GUN |
| Willie Nelson - ATTI |
| Paul Newman - END |
| Julie Newmar - NITE |
| Leonard Nimoy - NITE |
O |
|---|
| Johnny Oates - E |
| Donald O'Connor - IMB |
| Mullah Omar - GENT |
| Ryan O'Neal - ATTI |
Leo Ornstein 02/24 - SLAB |
| Ozzy Osbourne - CROW |
| Sharon Osbourne - MD |
| Olive Osmond - MAFIA |
| Peter O'Toole - RHU |
| Buck Owens - GUN |
P |
|---|
| Jack Paar - E |
| Jack Palance - BUB |
| Maurice Papon - BG |
| Jimmy Page - CROW |
| Steve Park - HOR |
| Rosa Parks - W |
| Dolly Parton - MAMA |
| Floyd Patterson - W |
| Les Paul - SKIT |
| Johnny Paycheck - LUX |
| Gregory Peck - DAAS |
| Itzhak Perlman - MAMA |
| William "The Refrigerator" Perry - CIGS |
| Augusto Pinochet - E |
| Dave Pirner - REN |
| Carlo Ponti - W |
| Iggy Pop - CROW |
| Pope John Paul II- WARD |
| Tom Poston - YER |
| Marcel Prawy - RAP |
| Billy Preston - WARD |
Diane Pretty 05/11 - DAAS |
| Charlie Pride - DUI |
| Prince - LAZ |
| Prince Charles - WIG |
Princess Margaret 02/09 - DAAS |
| Paul Prudhomme - BG |
| Richard Pryor - W |
Q |
|---|
| Queen Elizabeth II - SKIP |
The Queen Mum 03/30 - DAAS |
R |
|---|
| Meinhardt Rabbe - EDT |
| Ted Radcliffe - SLAB |
| Twiggy Ramirez - YER |
| Tony Randall - NITE |
| Dan Rather - CHOC |
| Thurl Ravenscroft - MEAT |
| Nancy Reagan - DUI |
| Ronald Reagan - E |
| Robert Redford - TLAZ |
| Della Reese - MISH |
| Christopher Reeve - CORP |
| Tara Reid - MISH |
| Charles Nelson Reilly - KMS |
| Paul "Pee Wee Herman" Reubens - CRAZ |
| Little Richard - HOR |
| Keith Richards - MAC |
| Leni Riefenstahl - W |
| Phil Rizzuto - SUB |
| Jake “The Snake” Roberts - WARD |
| Oral Roberts - IMB |
| Kid Rock - MsQR |
| The Rock - MsQR |
| Rod Roddy - E |
| Dennis Rodman - BBF |
| Winston Rodney (Burning Spear) - MAMA |
| Mickey Rooney - RHU |
| Randy Romero - MAFIA |
| Axl Rose - CROW |
| Marion Ross - BBF |
| Bill Russell - END |
| Jane Russell - YER |
| Nipsey Russell - RIG |
S |
|---|
| Soupy Sales - ATTI |
| JD Salinger - RIG |
| Isabel Sanford - RIG |
| Carlos Santana - CROW |
| Ron Santo - ONE |
| Sister Lucy dos Santos - CAN |
| Horatio Sanz - MsQR |
| Will Sasso - CROX |
| Diane Sawyer - DUI |
| Maximilian Schell - W |
| Max Schmeling - TOE |
| Helmut Schmidt - RAVE |
| Marg Schott - MAFIA |
| Charles Schwab - DUI |
| Sherwood Schwartz - E |
| Norman Schwartzkopff - CHOC |
| Earl Scruggs - GUN |
| Vin Scully - MAC |
| Pete Seeger - RIG |
| Compay Segundo - RAP |
| Mohammad Zaher Shah - DAAS |
| William Shatner - DUI |
| Artie Shaw - W |
| Lord Shawcross - DAAS |
| Sidney Sheldon - SLAB |
| Eunice Kennedy Shriver - W |
| King Sihounak - DAAS |
| Gene Simmons - CRAZ |
| O.J. Simpson - LAZ |
| Anna Nicole Smith - HOR |
| Robert Smith - MISS |
Sam Snead 05/23 - BEEP |
| Suzanne Somers - LUX |
| Britney Spears - MsQR |
| Steven Spielberg - CROX |
| Aaron Spelling - E |
| Wendie Jo Sperber - DAAS |
| Robert Stack - BUB |
| Jean Stapleton - FOD |
| Maureen Stapleton - FRZ |
| Ringo Starr - NITE |
| Gwen Stefani - MsQR |
| Howard Stern - MISS |
| Jerry Stiller - RHU |
| Michael Stipe - MISS |
| Larry Storch - CAN |
| Mel Stottlemyre - W |
| Darryl Strawberry - WARD |
| Gloria Stuart - WAIM |
| Suharto - DAAS |
| Pat Summerall - CIGS |
| Donald Sutherland - MISS |
| Max Von Sydow - SKIT |
T |
|---|
| Fran Tarkenton - CHOC |
| Elizabeth Taylor - FOD |
| Lawrence Taylor - CIGS |
| Edward Teller - EDT |
| Margaret Thatcher - FRZ |
Lou Thesz 04/27 - GENT |
Dave Thomas (Mr. Wendy's) 01/08 - CORP |
| Hunter S. Thompson - SKIP |
| Uma Thurman - DUI |
| Strom Thurmond - WARD |
| Brig. Gen. Paul Tibbets - SLAB |
| Tiffany - REN |
| Pete Townshend - CROW |
| King Taufa’ahau Tupou IV - DAAS |
| John Travolta - HOR |
| Linda Tripp - MAFIA |
| Desmond Tutu - SKIT |
| Mike Tyson - WARD |
U |
|---|
| President Alvaro Uribe (Colombia) - MAMA |
| |
V |
|---|
| Gloria Vanderbilt - WIG |
| Dick Van Dyke - MAC |
| Abigail Van Buren - SHAP |
| Eddie Van Halen - E |
| Dick Van Patten - BBF |
| Robert Vaughn - BUB |
| Abe Vigoda - LUX |
| Jan Michael Vincent - SKIT |
| Nedra Volz - SLAB |
| Kurt Vonnegut - FRZ |
W |
|---|
| Lyle Waggoner - MISH |
| Robert Wagner - HOR |
| Kurt Waldheim - RAVE |
| Mike Wallace - RHU |
| Eli Wallach - BUB |
| Joseph Wapner - BEEP |
| Charlie Watts - NEC |
| Dennis Weaver - ATTI |
| Scott Weiland - CIGS |
| Dawn Wells - BBF |
| Kitty Wells - GUN |
| Adam West - NITE |
| Dr. Ruth Westheimer - BEEP |
| William Westmoreland - E |
| Barry White - BG |
| Simon Wiesenthal - CAN |
Billy Wilder 03/27 - E |
| Gene Wilder - WARD |
Ted Williams 07/05 - E |
| Dick Wilson - SUB |
| Paul Winchell - BEEP |
| Henry Winkler - BBF |
| John Wooden - CAN |
| Joanne Woodward - END |
| Sheb Wooley - MAFIA |
| Fay Wray - W |
| Jane Wyatt - EDT |
| Jane Wyman - ATTI |
X |
|---|
Y |
|---|
| Sheikh Ahmed Yassin - MEAT |
| Boris Yeltsin - WARD |
| Maharishi Mahesh Yoga - GENT |
| Alan Young - SUB |
Z |
|---|
| Ayman al-Zawahiri - MEAT |
| John "Zacherley" Zacherle - SLAB |
| Louis Zamperini - BG |
| Warren Zevon - WAIM |
| Efrem Zimbalist Jr. - BUB |
| Don Zimmer - CHOC |