2002 Master List

Alphabetical listing of all picks

THE CURRENT STANDINGS: E-Brake won the tie-breaker TO WIN THE GAME over Drunk-As-A-Skunk, both with 6 Hits. The Wishman came in SECOND place with 5 Hits. Our Hero Mr. 50's had a wicked solo shot.
In the Minors, Mafia Actuary WON THE MINORS with Two Smackers, and it was a massive tie for Second betwixt a bunch of folks all with solo hits.

KEY

W = The Wishman

E = E-Brake

WARD = Mr. 50’s

DAAS = Drunk-as-a-Skunk

LUX = The Luxury Woman

RHU = Rhume Temperchure

MISH = Mishaa

CAN = Cannibal Feast

IMB = I.M. Balm

EDT = Editer42

SLAB = Slabmaster General

TOE = Toe Tagger

GENT = Gentleman Prick

RAP = RapidZappa

MAC = Mac the Knife

CORP = Corpus Defunctus

RIG = Rigor "Mairi" Mortis

FOD = Fairy O'Death

SUB = Sub-All

END = End of Story

ONE = One to the Nuts

MEAT = Meat-is-Good

TLAZ = Tlazolteol

NITE = Nightstalker

GUN = Gunslinger

RAVE = Raven

SKIP = The Mighty Skippy

ATTI = Mrs. Atti Tude

DUI = Drunk Driver

KMS = Killing Me Softly

SKIT = Skitzy

CHOC = Chocolate Monkey

CIGS = Count Smoke-ula

BUB = Bubonicus

MISS = Miss Mortician

NEC = Necroscope

FRZ = Corpsicle

BBF = Bigbadfred aint dead

BG = Bastille Guy

REN = 80s Renegade

BEEP = LimoRick

MsQR = MistressQueenReaper

LAZ = Lazidor

YER = Yersinia

CROX = CanadaRox690

SHAP = ShapeShifter

WIG = Jayne Mansfield's Head

HOR = Horneyokie

CRAZ = Crazy Bastard

CROW = Crowley

MAMA = YourMOMSunderwear

MD = Master Dark

MAFIA = Mafia Actuary

WAIM = Wasting Away in Morguearitaville

A

Claudio Abbado - DAAS
Forrest Ackerman - ATTI
Dan Aykroyd - LAZ
Red Adair - BG
Don Adams - FOD
Jonathan Adams - RAVE
Emperor Akihito - MAC
"Captain" Lou Albano - SKIP
Eddie Albert - WARD
Alan Alda - FOD
Edward "Buzz" Aldrin - SKIT
Muhammad Ali - W
Robert Altman - KMS
Stephen Ambrose 10/13 - MAFIA
Ed Ames - IMB
Idi Amin - BG
Louie Anderson - SUB
Pamela Anderson - MsQR
Rocky Anderson - TLAZ
Patty Andrews - W
Rene Angelil - SUB
Walter Annenberg 10/01 - MAFIA
Franz Antel - RAP
Yassir Arafat - SKIT
Jean-Baptiste Aristide - DAAS
Roone Arledge 12/05 - E
James Arness - YER
Eddy Arnold - GUN
Bea Arthur - CHOC
Leon Askin - CAN
Ed Asner - BEEP
John Astin - CROW
Patty Duke Astin - END
Brooke Astor - MISH
Red Auerbach - END
Frankie Avalon - FRZ
Dan Aykroyd - LAZ

B

Lauren Bacall - YER
Burt Bacharach - FRZ
Conrad Bain - ATTI
Stephen Baldwin - CROX
Hugo Banzer 05/05 - DAAS
Joseph Barbera - E
Bob Barker - MAC
Roseanne Barr - TLAZ
Kim Basinger - CROX
Barbara Bel Geddes - RAVE
Jean Beliveau - TOE
Mary Hayley Bell - EDT
Saul Bellow - SHAP
Robert Bennett - TLAZ
Tony Bennett - FOD
Mildred Wirt Benson 05/28 - EDT
Lloyd Bentsen - END
Ingmar Bergman - MEAT
Milton Berle 03/27 - WARD
Sid Bernstein - NITE
Yogi Berra - MD
Chuck Berry - SKIP
James Best - LUX
Turhan Bey - SLAB
Ronnie Biggs - DAAS
Barbara Billingsley - FOD
Joey Bishop - ONE
Selma Blair - REN
Robert Blake - TOE
"Classy" Freddie Blassie - GENT
Yasmine Bleeth - ONE
Joe Bonanno 05/12 - W
Ernest Borgnine - RAVE
Tom Bosley - BBF
Ray Bradbury - ONE
Ian Brady - DAAS
Jim Brady - SUB
Sarah Brady - E
Marlon Brando - W
Berkeley Breathed - MAMA
Jim Breuer - CHOC
Wilford Brimley - RHU
David Brinkley - KMS
Tom Brokaw - DUI
Charles Bronson - NEC
Mel Brooks - HOR
David Brown - KMS
James Brown - BUB
Phil Brown - NITE
Dave Brubeck - MAC
Art Buchwald - WARD
Jack Buck 06/18 - E
William F. Buckley, Jr. - GUN
Barbara Bush - CHOC
George H. W. Bush (Dubya's Daddy) - SKIP
George W. Bush - DUI
Jeb Bush - LAZ
Red Buttons - RHU
Earl Butz - MAFIA

C

Frank Cady - E
Sid Caesar - LUX
James Callaghan - RAVE
Charlie Callas - NEC
Drew Carey - CHOC
Harry Carey, Jr. - SUB
Mariah Carey - CROX
George Carlin - MISH
Jeanne Carmen - SKIP
Art Carney - GENT
Johnny Carson - CORP
Jimmy Carter - RHU
Rosalind Carter - WIG
Johnny Cash - W
June Carter Cash - SKIP
Fidel Castro - E
Jackie Chan - DUI
Geraldine Chaplin - FRZ
Erwin Chargaff 06/22 - RAP
Chevy Chase - LAZ
Dick Cheney - WARD
Madame Chiang Kai-Shek - W
Dominic Chianese - BBF
Julia Child - W
Tom Christerson - IMB
William Christopher - BBF
Yukichi Chuganji - SUB
Dick Clark - CORP
Arthur C. Clarke - E
Donn Clendennon - TOE
Bill Clinton - WIG
Rosemary Clooney 06/29 - SKIT
James Coburn 11/18 - RHU
David Allen Coe - GUN
Joan Collins - REN
Sean Connery - END
Alistair Cooke - E
Jackie Cooper - ATTI
Irwin Corey - EDT
Archibald Cox - MEAT
Sir Francis Crick - EDT
Walter Cronkite - RHU
Hume Cronyn - GENT
Robbin Crosby 06/06 - E
Macauley Culkin - WIG
Tony Curtis - SKIP

D

Roger Daltrey - CROW
Rodney Dangerfield - WARD
Charlie Daniels - NEC
Ram Das - BG
Richard Dawson - MD
Ray Davies - MD
Al Davis - LAZ
Ann B. Davis - RAVE
Jim Davis - MEAT
Ossie Davis - WAIM
Michael deBakey - BG
Yvonne DeCarlo - YER
Ellen DeGeneres - MsQR
Olivia deHavilland - CAN
Dino deLaurentiis - WARD
Milly DelRubio - BG
Dom Deluise - IMB
Brian Dennehy - FRZ
Bob Denver - CIGS
Johnny Depp - HOR
Little Jimmy Dickens - GUN
Bo Diddley - MAC
Phyllis Diller - ATTI
Ronnie James Dio - CRAZ
Larry Doby - TOE
Bobby Doerr - SKIT
Snoop Dogg - FOD
Fats Domino - WARD
James Doohan - NITE
Phil Donahue - MAC
Nelson Doubleday - MAFIA
Ellen Albertini Dow - MEAT
Robert Downey Jr. - WARD
Kirk Douglas - WARD
Mike Douglas - GUN
Hugh Downs - KMS
Charles Durning - ONE
Fred Durst - WIG

E

Clint Eastwood - END
Bernard Ebbers - MAMA
Buddy Ebsen - WARD
Blake Edwards - E
Lavelle Edwards - TLAZ
Ralph Edwards - E
Will Eisner - SHAP
Jack Elam - W
Harlan Ellison - WIG
Eminem - DUI

F

King Fahd - DAAS
Jerry Falwell - WIG
Louis Farrakhan - LAZ
Perry Farrell - CRAZ
Barbara Feldon - SHAP
Freddy Fender - DAAS
Geraldine Ferraro - WARD
Will Ferrell - LAZ
Lou Ferrigno - CRAZ
Fyvush Finkel - NEC
Larry Flynt - REN
Jared "Subway Diet" Fogle - CRAZ
Kam Fong 10/18 - SHAP
Joan Fontaine - KMS
Shelby Foote - DAAS
Betty Ford - BEEP
Gerald Ford - WARD
Glenn Ford - CAN
Whitey Ford - CAN
John Forsythe - YER
Michael J. Fox - MISS
A.J. Foyt - SHAP
Gretchen Franklin - DAAS
Joe Franklin - SLAB
Terry Funk - CROX
Annette Funicello - W
Edward Furlong - ONE

G

Zsa Zsa Gabor - BG
John Kenneth Galbraith - W
Beverly Garland - ATTI
James Garner - FOD
Betty Garrett - RIG
Estelle Getty - GENT
Frank Gifford - CHOC
Althea Gibson - E
Sid Gillman - TOE
Al Goldstein - REN
Ruben Gonzales - RAP
Grant Goodeve - MD
John Goodman - MISS
Jeff Gordon - CORP
Robbie Gordon - HOR
Eydie Gorme - FRZ
John Gotti 06/10 - W
Elliott Gould - FOD
Curt Gowdy - WAIM
Rev. Billy Graham - W
"Superstar" Billy Graham - GENT
Hugh Grant - CROX
Sammy "The Bull" Gravano - MISH
Peter Graves - BUB
Al Green - MAMA
Tom Green - MISS
Dick Gregory - WARD
James Gregory 09/16 - MD
Merv Griffin - BEEP
Andy Griffith - RIG
Hans Hermann Groer - RAP
Dave Grohl - REN
Michael Gross - REN
Christopher Guest - CRAZ

H

Buddy Hackett - RIG
Sammy Hagar - CROW
Larry Hagman - LUX
Corey Haim - CRAZ
Gibby Haines - CRAZ
Monty Hall - BEEP
Mark Hamill - CRAZ
Carrie Hamilton 01/20 - E
Earl Hamner Jr. - WAIM
Lionel Hampton - 08/31 W
Larry Harmon - LUX
Richard Harris 10/25 - NEC
Kitty Carlisle Hart - RIG
Stu Hart - E
Paul Harvey - IMB
Ernie Harwell - WAIM
Orrin Hatch - TLAZ
Vaclav Havel - DAAS
Stephen Hawking - W
Bob Hayes 09/18 - DAAS
Johannes Heesters - RAP
Hugh Hefner - WARD
Dorothy Height - WARD
Katherine Helmond - MISH
Jesse Helms - E
Leona Helmsley - BEEP
Katharine Hepburn - W
Charlton Heston - YER
Don Hewitt - WAIM
Alex Higgins - DAAS
Nicky Hilton - REN
Paris Hilton - REN
Gordon B. Hinckley - TLAZ
Myra Hindley 11/15 - DAAS
Al Hirshfeld - EDT
Hulk Hogan - CROX
Bob Hope - DAAS
Dolores Hope - RIG
Whitney Houston - BUB
Barnard Hughes - RIG
Kim Hunter 09/11 - KMS
Jon M. Huntsman - TLAZ
Saddam Hussein - LUX
Lauren Hutton - END

I

Alija Izetbegovic - DAAS

J

Reggie Jackson - LAZ
Latoya Jackson - WIG
Michael Jackson (king of pop, heh)- WIG
Tito Jackson - LAZ
Mick Jagger - MsQR
Ron Jeremy - MD
Ahmed Johnson - SKIP
Arte Johnson - NEC
Lady Bird Johnson - E
Russell Johnson - LUX
Angelina Jolie - MISS
Chuck Jones 02/22 - MEAT
Davy Jones - CHOC
George Jones - GUN
Harald Juhnke - RAP

K

Hamid Karzai - BEEP
Chris Kattan - MsQR
Gilbert Kauhi - TOE
Elia Kazan - E
Bob Keeshan - IMB
Ethel Kennedy - MD
Ted Kennedy - CORP
Deborah Kerr - DAAS
Jack Kevorkian - RHU
B.B. King - CROW
Coretta Scott King - SHAP
Don King - HOR
Larry King - MD
Stephen King - ONE
Henry Kissinger - BUB
Calvin Klein - MAMA
Jack Klugman - WARD
Evel Knievel - W
Suge Knight - MAMA
Don Knotts - GENT
Johnny Knoxville - BBF
Ed Koch - MAC
Saku Koivu - TOE
Willem Kolff - TLAZ
Teddy Kollek - RAP
C. Everett Koop - SHAP
Bernie Koppel - NEC
Harvey Korman - SUB
Sandy Koufax - MD
Larry Kramer - WARD
Elisabeth Kubler-Ross - DAAS

L

Osama bin Laden - W
Jack LaLanne - WAIM
Charles Lane - EDT
Angela Lansbury - CORP
Tommy Lasorda - MISH
Estee Lauder - GENT
Tom Laughlin - DAAS
Steve Lawrence - FRZ
Cloris Leachman - MEAT
Christopher Lee - KMS
Harper Lee - MISH
Peggy Lee 01/21 - W
Tommy Lee - MsQR
Jay Leno - HOR
David Letterman - CORP
Emmanuel Lewis - MISH
Grandpa Al Lewis - WARD
Jerry Lee Lewis - WARD
Jerry Lewis - WARD
Ray Lewis - CIGS
Gordon Lightfoot - MAFIA
Art Linkletter - IMB
June Lockhart - RAVE
Robert Loggia - NEC
Al Lopez - SLAB
Tina Louise - SHAP
Courtney Love - MISS
Betty Lynn - FOD
Loretta Lynn - LUX
Vera Lynn - WAIM

M

Patrick MacNee - CAN
John Madden - CIGS
Lester Maddox - E
Norman Mailer - SKIT
Karl Malden - WARD
Nelson Mandela - MAMA
Marilyn Manson - END
Marcel Marceau - CAN
Rose Marie - E
Gabriel Garcia Marquez - TOE
Mick Mars - YER
Jim Marshall - DAAS
Dick Martin - YER
Sir George Martin - SKIP
Ricky Martin - CROX
Tony Martin - MAC
Jerry Mathers - CIGS
C.W. McCall - RAVE
Paul McCartney - NITE
Rue McClanahan - ONE
Ian McKellan - NITE
Ed McMahon - CORP
Robert McNamara - RAVE
Jayne Meadows - W
Dale Messick - SLAB
Russ Meyer - WAIM
Inge Meysel - RAP
Bette Midler - CROX
Arthur Miller - KMS
Larry H. Miller - TLAZ
Marvin Miller - TOE
Mitch Miller - E
Sir John Mills - EDT
Liza Minelli - KMS
Al Molinaro - BBF
Walter Mondale - BUB
Ricardo Montalban - MEAT
Dudley Moore 03/27 - W
Mary Tyler Moore - CORP
Roger Moore - ONE
Harry Morgan - WARD
Garrett Morris - NEC
Tommy Morrison - CIGS
Van Morrison - FRZ
Kate Moss - MISS
Hosni Mubarek - SKIT
Robert Mugabe - DAAS
Stan Musial - ONE

N

Jim Nabors - IMB
Vince Neil - CIGS
Noel Neill - IMB
Byron Nelson - GUN
Willie Nelson - ATTI
Paul Newman - END
Julie Newmar - NITE
Leonard Nimoy - NITE

O

Johnny Oates - E
Donald O'Connor - IMB
Mullah Omar - GENT
Ryan O'Neal - ATTI
Leo Ornstein 02/24 - SLAB
Ozzy Osbourne - CROW
Sharon Osbourne - MD
Olive Osmond - MAFIA
Peter O'Toole - RHU
Buck Owens - GUN

P

Jack Paar - E
Jack Palance - BUB
Maurice Papon - BG
Jimmy Page - CROW
Steve Park - HOR
Rosa Parks - W
Dolly Parton - MAMA
Floyd Patterson - W
Les Paul - SKIT
Johnny Paycheck - LUX
Gregory Peck - DAAS
Itzhak Perlman - MAMA
William "The Refrigerator" Perry - CIGS
Augusto Pinochet - E
Dave Pirner - REN
Carlo Ponti - W
Iggy Pop - CROW
Pope John Paul II- WARD
Tom Poston - YER
Marcel Prawy - RAP
Billy Preston - WARD
Diane Pretty 05/11 - DAAS
Charlie Pride - DUI
Prince - LAZ
Prince Charles - WIG
Princess Margaret 02/09 - DAAS
Paul Prudhomme - BG
Richard Pryor - W

Q

Queen Elizabeth II - SKIP
The Queen Mum 03/30 - DAAS

R

Meinhardt Rabbe - EDT
Ted Radcliffe - SLAB
Twiggy Ramirez - YER
Tony Randall - NITE
Dan Rather - CHOC
Thurl Ravenscroft - MEAT
Nancy Reagan - DUI
Ronald Reagan - E
Robert Redford - TLAZ
Della Reese - MISH
Christopher Reeve - CORP
Tara Reid - MISH
Charles Nelson Reilly - KMS
Paul "Pee Wee Herman" Reubens - CRAZ
Little Richard - HOR
Keith Richards - MAC
Leni Riefenstahl - W
Phil Rizzuto - SUB
Jake “The Snake” Roberts - WARD
Oral Roberts - IMB
Kid Rock - MsQR
The Rock - MsQR
Rod Roddy - E
Dennis Rodman - BBF
Winston Rodney (Burning Spear) - MAMA
Mickey Rooney - RHU
Randy Romero - MAFIA
Axl Rose - CROW
Marion Ross - BBF
Bill Russell - END
Jane Russell - YER
Nipsey Russell - RIG

S

Soupy Sales - ATTI
JD Salinger - RIG
Isabel Sanford - RIG
Carlos Santana - CROW
Ron Santo - ONE
Sister Lucy dos Santos - CAN
Horatio Sanz - MsQR
Will Sasso - CROX
Diane Sawyer - DUI
Maximilian Schell - W
Max Schmeling - TOE
Helmut Schmidt - RAVE
Marg Schott - MAFIA
Charles Schwab - DUI
Sherwood Schwartz - E
Norman Schwartzkopff - CHOC
Earl Scruggs - GUN
Vin Scully - MAC
Pete Seeger - RIG
Compay Segundo - RAP
Mohammad Zaher Shah - DAAS
William Shatner - DUI
Artie Shaw - W
Lord Shawcross - DAAS
Sidney Sheldon - SLAB
Eunice Kennedy Shriver - W
King Sihounak - DAAS
Gene Simmons - CRAZ
O.J. Simpson - LAZ
Anna Nicole Smith - HOR
Robert Smith - MISS
Sam Snead 05/23 - BEEP
Suzanne Somers - LUX
Britney Spears - MsQR
Steven Spielberg - CROX
Aaron Spelling - E
Wendie Jo Sperber - DAAS
Robert Stack - BUB
Jean Stapleton - FOD
Maureen Stapleton - FRZ
Ringo Starr - NITE
Gwen Stefani - MsQR
Howard Stern - MISS
Jerry Stiller - RHU
Michael Stipe - MISS
Larry Storch - CAN
Mel Stottlemyre - W
Darryl Strawberry - WARD
Gloria Stuart - WAIM
Suharto - DAAS
Pat Summerall - CIGS
Donald Sutherland - MISS
Max Von Sydow - SKIT

T

Fran Tarkenton - CHOC
Elizabeth Taylor - FOD
Lawrence Taylor - CIGS
Edward Teller - EDT
Margaret Thatcher - FRZ
Lou Thesz 04/27 - GENT
Dave Thomas (Mr. Wendy's) 01/08 - CORP
Hunter S. Thompson - SKIP
Uma Thurman - DUI
Strom Thurmond - WARD
Brig. Gen. Paul Tibbets - SLAB
Tiffany - REN
Pete Townshend - CROW
King Taufa’ahau Tupou IV - DAAS
John Travolta - HOR
Linda Tripp - MAFIA
Desmond Tutu - SKIT
Mike Tyson - WARD

U

President Alvaro Uribe (Colombia) - MAMA

V

Gloria Vanderbilt - WIG
Dick Van Dyke - MAC
Abigail Van Buren - SHAP
Eddie Van Halen - E
Dick Van Patten - BBF
Robert Vaughn - BUB
Abe Vigoda - LUX
Jan Michael Vincent - SKIT
Nedra Volz - SLAB
Kurt Vonnegut - FRZ

W

Lyle Waggoner - MISH
Robert Wagner - HOR
Kurt Waldheim - RAVE
Mike Wallace - RHU
Eli Wallach - BUB
Joseph Wapner - BEEP
Charlie Watts - NEC
Dennis Weaver - ATTI
Scott Weiland - CIGS
Dawn Wells - BBF
Kitty Wells - GUN
Adam West - NITE
Dr. Ruth Westheimer - BEEP
William Westmoreland - E
Barry White - BG
Simon Wiesenthal - CAN
Billy Wilder 03/27 - E
Gene Wilder - WARD
Ted Williams 07/05 - E
Dick Wilson - SUB
Paul Winchell - BEEP
Henry Winkler - BBF
John Wooden - CAN
Joanne Woodward - END
Sheb Wooley - MAFIA
Fay Wray - W
Jane Wyatt - EDT
Jane Wyman - ATTI

X

Y

Sheikh Ahmed Yassin - MEAT
Boris Yeltsin - WARD
Maharishi Mahesh Yoga - GENT
Alan Young - SUB

Z

Ayman al-Zawahiri - MEAT
John "Zacherley" Zacherle - SLAB
Louis Zamperini - BG
Warren Zevon - WAIM
Efrem Zimbalist Jr. - BUB
Don Zimmer - CHOC

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